What new features would you like to see Nintendo add to Splatoon 3?

Salmon Run improvements like being able to play it all the time

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Honestly, I think they should ditch the rotation system altogether.
What's even the purpose of it anyway? Force people to play maps they don't like?

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You can splash the woomies and make them ink with your roller.

I came into this thread cos I think that pic is cute, but while I am here I will pass judgement on every other picture

tits too long, tumblr noses, piggy face
cool I guess
nice
heh

Even more clothing options other than just the shorts and leggings. Add swimwear so those of us who aren't into spats can at least PRETEND there's pantyshots.

Hardcore squidkid pornography

Give players a choice and some stages will never be chosen. It better than splatoon 1 where rotations were 4 damn hours apart.

More hairstyles period, option for legit pants, keeping our colors even if only in single player and in the plaza, this.

And these are pretty much all I think are actually necessary. I guess some out there things which might be cool but I don’t know would even be good include:

>customizable player apartment which would include things like weapon and outfit displays, and trophies given out for things like being on winning splatfest team
>vehicles, primarily something like Tron light cycles
>Coop story mode campaign for pure fun.

Seeing as the pc is supposed to be 14 in splatoon 1, 16 in splatoon 2, the first two might connect well with a possibility of playing an 18 year old inkling/octoling in splatoon 3

More octos.
Remove all squids.

Add squid mama

I'm going to have to agree with this actually, as long as there's nothing degenerate.

As much as I hate the concept of going to autism-filled /ink/ as much as anyone else here, can we have a break from these threads for a week?

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Feel free to hide the thread, cupcake.

A feature to date Callie.

youtu.be/4-O6Vx83bW8

Knowing my history I'll probably check on it every 5 minutes until it hits bump limit again.

Just don't click on every Splat thread?

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BIG OCTO HAIR

impregnation

A Male idol.
Preferably an octoling in tight leather pants.

Is that general still bad?

Don’t squids literary have sex via latching a tentacle onto the main body a female squid? I mean it’s really not going to look too interesting to humans.

I also headcanon this is why boys keep their hair short as they can. Don’t want to accidentally knock a girl up by slapping her in the face with your dick tentacle.

I exaggerate the reality of it for comedic effect, but its not without its genuinely bad moments.

A much better singIepIayer campaign

I cant speak for the sequeI, but in the first SpIatoon game, the singIepIayer content aII feIt Iike one Iong row of tutoriaIs

Male rock artist “idols” in leather and denim sort of a garage band theme of aesthetics. One will be the guitarist, another on drums, they both do vocals.

They’re also chill as fuck and have the previous idols as regular guest stars and will let you hang out with them in the studio.

Propably will never happen, but if it did...
>mfw Nintendo is turning our chidlren GAY

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I want to go back to cute characters like Marie and Callie, and not Tumblr characters like niggress and goblino

same

A 5 girl idol group with a space theme.

unless they ditch splatfest concept, five seems too much

Callie wearing this outfit

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1v1v1 can be great though, assuming you incentivise it properly so that it never stays 2v1 for long.

remove moles

How can Nintendo make disproportionate low polys kids models look sexy?

They're beauty marks

a turd by any other name would smell just as shitty

They're literally not the same thing

cute and funny squids.

Not entirely new, but I'd like the Ika Musume outfit back.
specifically the player apartment
these too.
this could be pretty cool.

I think splatoon 3 would be hard to make, as the bar they've made for themselves with 1 and 2 is pretty high.
If they can improve the formula somehow, I'd be all over it, but I think it'd start to get kinda stale if they just release sequel after sequel.

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cool story bro, they're still gross

I don't think it's gonna happen.
Wasn't there some harassment thing going on with Ika Musume's VA?

it shouldn't matter considering it's a manga character
but yeah still not going to happen because of some form of faggotry present

wonderful

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okay

I’m saying I want her to wear that in splatoon 3

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Nudity

I hate that punk culture has been appropriate by disgusting consumerist slugs and corporate slaves
Not that it was any good to begin with, but the re-appropriation is so vapid and shallow

it speaks volumes of rebellious subcultures if they can be turned into mainstream marketable cashcows so easily

No counterculture ever came about without being invented or endorsed by a mainstream culture sensation. That's the grand irony of it all.

Heck, how about just straight up keyboard/mouse support? I mean, the Switch has USB ports, why not just let people plug in any ol' KB/M they have lying around?

>can't carry a team by himself
lol fag

I want to cuddle and kiss Callie!

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Great minds think alike

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This but with Marie.