ITT: Characters you DON’T want in Smash

Childhood is thinking Tails is kiddy garbage and you're too cool for that kind of stuff.
Adulthood is realizing that Sonic is a good series in its own way, and sure Tails can be annoying, and looks like a kid's character, but he has his own charm and completes the games.
Buck up, Junior. You'll grow out of it.

Thank God she got assist trophy'd.

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Literally everyone. I'm sick of rosterfagging ruining Smash

Why wouldn't you want a cute yellow fox boy?

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I want to smash Tails
With my dick

I feel like Knuckles would be a better fit .

>characters you would smash

Because of pedo degenerates like you.

Wtf

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better take him out to dinner first

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>implying smash wasn't made with pedos patially in mind

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fuck the fox

Tracer and Reimu.

Reimu, Doomguy, Crash and Chosen Undead.

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Same.
Punching shit is like half of his character

Good thing all of those have a better chance than spirit gen z trash

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It IS oddly suspicious how many little boy characters there are in Smash.

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Idk what possessed to you type an essay but okay. Thanks for the blog post I guess.

Can’t wait to dab on waifufags.

Reimu doesn't have shit, 2hu has been dead for decades and is a literal who franchise outside of Japan. Shantae on the other hand is pretty much THE indie character and all of her games have an average score of around 8-9 out of 10. Not to mention that her 5th game is on its way to all platforms including the Switch. Your little bullet hell franchise wishes it was as relevant as Shantae's.

Dilate.

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Yet I strongly advocate they add more... whether they have fur or not

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>/>476111924

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If you think that's an "essay", then you're really fucking illiterate.
You would have a heart attack if you read Infinite Jest.

Reimu's final smash?
Everyone turns into clones of her.

Don’t know what you’re talking about. Don’t know why you’re seething. Don’t care.

Back too your general Smashtrannys

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>Western 3rd party rep
>Capcom rep
>Characters from games that are coming or released after Sakurai stated that the DLC line-up is finished
I don't like those mother fuckers.

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why do sonic fags really think another sonic character will be included? thats NOT an echo?

/pol has been cracking down hard on any and all pedos so why not /v too

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all I want is sakurai to be a playable character

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WHO I DON'T WANT
Reimu
Anything OverWatch
Cringe characters only smelly fanboys like
Waluigi as a Mario rep (make him a party game rep)
Ashley
Bandana Waddle Dee
Shadow
Impa
Sora

WHO I WANT
>pic related, but for those who don't know...
Ryu Hayabusa
DooM Slayer
Artorias
Metal Sonic
Steve?
Knuckles
Lyndis
Isaac
Unova Pokemon Trainer (Serperior, Audino/Escavalier and Black/White Kyurem)
Sceptile
Braixen
Anna
Alm and Celica
John Morris and Eric Lecarde (Like Simon and Richter schtick)
Atari rep

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>/v
redditor outted

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>stevefag

why can’t you cringeboys just accept defeat already holy hell

I don't want anyone from Castlevania to appear, it's the lamest franchise ever.

>who I don’t want
The character you like
>who I do want
The character you hate

It’s always been /v, or atleast that’s how we typed it in 2007.
You’re talking to a genuine oldfag here. And yes, you’re here forever.

>Atleast Shadow has personality
His personality amounts to just standing around with his arms crossed and going "hmph". Metal Sonic would be better anyway since his design is cooler.

pedo outted

>2007
>fucking 2007
LMAO holy shit you’ve been browsing this site for over a decade kys

welcome to Yea Forums, a pedo friendly site

banjo

Doesn’t change the fact you got so worked up you typed a high school essay

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Calm the hell down son, no ones taking away your precious lolis you gamer
Although we really really should just for lols

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I just welcomed you to the site, and you tell me to calm down? That's a really odd response. I don't have any lolis. Stop taking wild stabs at the dark, user, you don't know me or what I'm thinking/feeling.

As much as I want an Atari rep, I don't want nu-Atari associated with Atari's legacy.

Reimu. I honestly like series and I really don't like the idea of her straight up being there.

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I love it when pedos go all defensive mode

read the last part of my post again

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Yea I read your little edgy monologue, guess what I don’t give a shit. All pedos get the rope.

Doomslayer because Bethesda doesn't deserve a place in the Smash series

Yes they do.

that's better

This piece of shit right here is the one character iI would legitimately seethe over if he got in. Literally any other character I would simply be indifferent to at the very worst, but Geno? If this autism puppet were to make it into the roster, it would show that as long as you piss and moan long enough, you can make Sakurai cave in and add any unimportant character to Smash.

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I wanted Banjo Kazooie in Smash Bros, got it, and am happy

I'm a full blooded BanjoBro through and through

Steve would be a good addition to the roster

Same, but worse case scenario, I make a Project M mod of an Atari character

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Doomguy, mostly because he was in that new Smash Kingdom animation that was total cringe.

Perfect

stay mad pedo

uh oh looks like you need to read that post again!

Just about all of the 3rd parties the faggots here suggest. Ironically, Tails would make me very happy but I realize Smash is a Nintendo crossover first.

I knew I’d i kept pushing you I’d gather all I need.
Submitted. Expect a visit soon!

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Shadow.
I'd honestly prefer Zavoc over him.

based and boypilled

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>nintendo crossover

I'm fine with any character in Smash
Imagine being so pathetic that you'd get upset at a character inclusion in a children's party fighting game

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Yes. The majority of the roster are Nintendo characters and should remain that way.

>children’s game
>rated t
>children’s game
bye resetera

>teenagers are not children
Smash has been E10+ since Smash 4 anyway, brainlet

>characters you want to smash

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I will never understand the appeal.

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Bethesda is just a bunch of half-assers that fuck up everything they touch out of laziness. Have you forgotten about Fallout 76 and the shit show at E3?

Imagine being this slow desu

Smash is a Nintendo series first and foremost. The guests should not overtake the actual Nintendo series. I actually hope we get a Nintendo-related shill character just to kill the 3rdpartyfags hype.

RABBIDS.

The day one of those screaming little retards gets anything more than a Spirit is the day I allah akbar Nintendo HQ.

For me, it's fucking Reimu and Doomguy, the first for being a waifufag bait and the second for not fitting in with the rest of the cast.

I'd rather have Shantae instead.

Keep dreaming

At least the plant didn't pretend that it was a special member of its species while the hat goomba fags before argued that there will be no way in hell a generic enemy would get in first before they do.

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>boring character with a generic as fuck design
>"but dude he has TWO SWORDS!!"

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>someone finally drew Banjo instead of awkwardly inserting his model into the image
Took long enough.

Bandana Dee, Reimu, Doomguy/Doomslayer

Fuck them and everybody who claims to want them, they're all misanthropes who just want to see everybody suffer.

Boom Shadow is a lovable dipshit though

two?!

characters with no potential for a special mechanics like hero, joker, cloud, shulk, pokemon trainer, etc.
crash is will have nothing special like mario and sonic, amaterasu can't have his celestial brush, and doom guy would just be robin but with guns.

>Reimu
stopped reading right there.
You arent even giving reasons you are just attention whoring.

I can't believe Sakurai almost put them in.

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