Girl coming to play games

What are some quirky lines(can be flirty too) to say to a girl while playing a multiplayer game?

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how about you don't do that at all and just try to be yourself but a bit better

POST IT

The game of boiling eggs

I'M PICKLE RICK!!!

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>talking to a girl
>at any point in your interactions with the girl she can cut off contact and tell people that you sexually harassed her and can ruin your life for years
>he still wants to talk to girls

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>do you play Halo? cause I sure would want to teabag your corpse

call her a lesbian and remind her that lesbians are worse than gays

>his entire idea of what adult life is like is informed by bitter internet communities full of losers

how much of a social retard do you have to be to even think lines like these are ok
>haha, i'd tentacle rape you if i was an Octopus!
please, put this dude out of his misery

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>Would you like to play with MY ding a ling?
that one is kinda good

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I'm sorry, but you're the one that doesn't know what adult life is like.

>compliment a woman
>she instantly feels uncomfortable and will look out for any opportunity to remove you from her workplace so she doesn't have to interact with you anymore

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hard rain

I thought the same too until it happened to me. Went out to grab a cheap dinner with a coworker, she had a few too many drinks, came onto me, and turned her down because she was a landwhale and then she went beserk and starting spreading rumors like that around the department.

Lol sure buddy

Im gonna rape you in the ass

this