What is the beyond meat of video games?

What is the beyond meat of video games?

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>plant based burger paties
Why tho?

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Why not?

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So vegetarians can say they don't eat meat. The fact is though that Beyond Meat's burgers are actually worse for you than a regular burger because of the ungodly salt content in them. So its not for health reasons, they don't taste better than a burger, so the only reason to eat them is literally to virtue signal about animal rights.

>Beyond Meat of Video Games
Games that focus heavily on story and never on gameplay. So shit like Visual Novels, Last of Us, Uncharted, Final Fantasy XIV and to an extent the new God of War. They do just enough to be labeled a "Game".

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you are like baby

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A shittier version of the real thing

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Something overpriced and is full of harmful chemicals.

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But that's still technically meat user. The point of the image is something trying to imitate something its not.

Please tell me Insekten means "really fucking good beef" in whatever language that is.

>Schmeckt!

seriously how do germans not kill themselves en masse every day at the arabs dont fucking ruin europe every 30 years mother fucking krauts grrrrrrrr

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It looks like a video game, plays like a video game, but is horribly unhealthy for you.

Dude, we're so eating insects in 40-50 years. That or we all die from cow burps. Hard to tell which is worse honestly.

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>tfw a friend says plants have more protein than meant and you try to explain amino profiles to them

Rather die with dignity than live eating bugs that our masters shamed us into eating.

It wouldn't be that bad without the crunch or legs.

SO FAT

I had one of those for lunch today with chipotle mayo. Fucking delicious.

>friend gets gf
>suddenly becomes vegan overnight after being a huge meat eater his whole life

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They're also incredibly expensive and are basically just propaganda when there's plenty of delicious vegetarian foods out there.

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>incomplete protein being passed off as the real thing
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>German

Of course. Germany needs to be split back up into its constituent nations already.

>Beyond Meat's burgers are actually worse for you than a regular burger because of the ungodly salt content in them.
Bullshit. 380mg is nothing. That's 5x less than a serving of Chipotle's chicken.

Like being vegan not even an option?

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Yeah, the crunch ain’t what I worry about

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imagine unironically being a vegetarian/vegan. i just don't understand. i can understand wanting better conditions for the animals before being killed but

I hope that you refuse to eat lobster then
It's the same thing with the same situation (garbage non-food memed into becoming uma delicia)

I'd sooner turn cannibal.

Telltale Games since the games they sell aren't really games. Or any developer that makes movie-games.

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I don’t get it. Vegetarians hate meat yet they still make their food look like meat.

You don't eat the shell of the lobster. Lobster meat isn't gooey when cooked.

Auto-Chess is to strategy games what beyond """""meat""""" is to actual meat.

>a sony's exclusive

Your friend is a cuck.

t. Been dating a vegan for 2 months and I eat even more meat than before.

So? That has nothing to do with what I said. It's still a fucking nasty arthropod that used to be considered unsuitable to eat.

Falafel burgers are good.

I'd sooner cook and eat vegans than be vegan.

No because basedbeans are terrible for the environment.

your mom's terrible for the environment

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it looks like a game you want to play
but it's actually horseshit made for virgin autists

That's because it's not made for vegetarians, shitbird.

You're comparing eating lobster meat to eating whole bugs. It's not "the same thing with the same situation".

Sounds like you need to get redpilled then, because you're eating insects daily and willingly in common foods and items.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shellac#Uses

>Shellac, edible, is used as a glazing agent on pills (see excipient) and sweets, in the form of pharmaceutical glaze (or, confectioner's glaze). Because of its acidic properties (resisting stomach acids), shellac-coated pills may be used for a timed enteric or colonic release.[18] Shellac is used as a 'wax' coating on citrus fruit to prolong its shelf/storage life. It is also used to replace the natural wax of the apple, which is removed during the cleaning process.[19] When used for this purpose, it has the food additive E number E904.

>Shellac coating applied with either a standard or modified Huon-Stuehrer nozzle, can be economically micro-sprayed onto various smooth sweets, such as chocolate coated peanuts. Irregularities on the surface of the product being sprayed typically result in the formation of unsightly aggregates ("lac-aggs") which precludes the use of this technique on foods such as walnuts or raisins (however, chocolate-coated raisins being smooth surfaced, are able to be sprayed successfully using a modified Huon-Stuehrer nozzle).

TL;DR any food item that is a little shiny or needs to stay hard dead bugs in it.

Red food coloring is also made from the blood of bugs.

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this, i don't know why people try to push vegan alternatives so hard when there are perfectly fine vegan foods to eat

Indie pixel art trash, though unlike beyond meat it's not super expensive.
Since veganism is going to be the new SJW do you think things might go back to normal in the video game world?

>STOP EATING MEAT GOY
If Greta Thunberg and her handlers keep pushing this globohomo bean burger and cricket powder bullshit, I'm gonna increase my carbon footprint to Yao Ming levels out of spite.

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I don't think that you're intended to eat the whole bug, just shit made from some kind of bug paste

How bad is it? These things are delicious and they're basically the insects of the ocean.

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It's because they want to poison and tax white people, all falafel might do is give you smelly gas.

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There's also a red food dye called carmine produced out of bodies of certain insect species

Those two skateboarding games that are in development.

Nvm I'm retarded and didn't see the last sentence

THEN WHO THE FUCK IS IT MADE FOR

>veganfags throwing a fit because it's made on the same grill as the regular burgers

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I'll give you a bonus one though.

In the US, human hair (china, india, etc) is used to make an additive for commercial dough. In the EU, animal hair (pigs, ducks, etc) are used instead.

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EOLVNs

YOU. And all meat eaters. It's an effort to make a replacement for meat to slow the damage to the planet.

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BEYOND MEAT IS PEOPLE

Just eat more fruit like a real primate

current meat production is unsustainable so eat vegetables and bugs goyim

Is this why my bread is so silky smooth when I spread it with conditioner?

I eat it because I find vegetarian burgers and vegetarian nuggets tastier than real meat

It's not like they put actual hair in food, they just extract l-cysteine from them, which is just an amino acid that your body uses

Impossible is better imo. Beyond beef is a bit too sweet.

It's made to ply the minds of normal people so there's less outrage when they outlaw animal-based food.

It's just fearmongering and an attempt to bait reactionaries into getting upset

it's a moving conveyor belt grille, what do they expect? install another flame broiler just for 1 type of burger?

I doubt that shit will ever come to pass. My evil empire company spends millions in bribes to EU and US government officials to keep the animal train moving.

Alright, imagine corn being harvested from piles of animal shit and the corn was cleaned from any containments. You are not told to pay for it and eat it. Would you? Or would you just prefer cooking traditionally harvest corn?

It's still gross to me and if it isn't for you, then more power to you.