NPC you are escorting walks too slow

>NPC you are escorting walks too slow

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Based bikerchad

typical subhuman cyclists

I hate cyclists so much. They blow through red lights and stop signs like THEYRE NOT ON A FUCKING VEHICLE.

Bikers are the worst. I was doing field work on the Navajo reservation and had to take one of the main tourist roads and this fucking cyclist had a huge ass van following him. Literally was blocking so much traffic an officer finally had to come pull him aside.

Fuck cyclist and tourist.

owning and using a racer bike should require a licence

I wouldn't mind them if they learnt the rules and weren't suicidal
>fucking cagers I bet they're all fat
Said the dead cyclist before St Peter

Really reducing those emissions by making a dozen vehicles have to wait for your slow ass.

Where's that webm of the aussie driving down the bike road while 2 cyclists use the main road?

Do not hate the cyclist, hate the city for not building proper bike infrastructure.

Believe me we'd rather be anywhere else than on the same part of the road as cars but where the fuck else can you expect us to go if there's no bike lane ? The sidewalk is a snake nest on its own.

>old man runs faster than a cyclist

LOL so much for a """""sport""""

he has to get home though or he cant play video games

go back to your containment board cagey

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Because 95% of the USA is country roads like OPs pic. It would be insanely expensive and mostly pointless to try and put bike lanes on all of them.

Most bike lanes are in the city so why these asshole decided to ride his bike in this mountainous area on the main road is beyond me

>he thinks cardio is healthy
fucking idiots lmao, just fast if you want to lose fat

ayyy

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>cyclist can't even catch some old man

I thought cyclists had good stamina and cardio?

Fucking kek

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>arriving work stinking like ass
ishyfddt

The day your fellows will actually use them or motorists can use bike lanes whenever they feel the road isn't in condition good enough for them.

Because retard cyclists decide to drive on rural roads where there isn't said infrastructure like OPs webm.

Most places do even then they still shit up the roads and sidewalks. The only time I almost ran someone over is because this retarted bolted across a road during a green arrow for me to turn. I should have hit him because he should have waited for his damn signal.

Not to mention you also get retarted cyclist out in more remote tourist areas who hog the road with van escorts just so they can slowly bike up a damn interstate road. They are cancer in the US.

Cyclists aren't people and don't deserve basic human rights.

Based

>City invests in building proper biking infrastructure
>helmet wearing retards still ride in the middle of the road, never using any of it
You fucks deserve whatever hits you

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Two wrongs don't make a right faggot.

I just cross the yellow line if someone is being a nigger. bike, motorcycle, car, i don't care. i likely have somewhere to be and i'm not driving 1/10th the speed because you can't be bothered to move/accelerate

I don't know what kind of third world shithole you live in but here in civilisation cyclists use bike lanes

??? what the fuck hit him?

isn't blocking traffic against law?
also isn't there minimum speed law?
if cycle wants to be treated as if another behicle why don't laws apply to em?
is it because most cyclists are upperclass snobs?

>meanwhile in reality
youtube.com/watch?v=dcIalkHajw0

a tire that fell off a car in the opposing lane

>mfw cyclist faggot I knew ended up paraplegic because some angry nigger ran him over for clogging up the road
>mfw he called me an asshole for telling him he deserved it
He deserved it. Fuck him for clogging up the road.

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>isn't blocking traffic against law?
the traffic is moving
>also isn't there minimum speed law?
jesus, no

public transportation >>>>>> your vegan-tier shit

>implying I have to deal with traffic jams.

Sorry I don't live in a shitty city. I can actually afford a vehicle too hell I even have a motorcycle I take cross country from time to time. Have fun with your numb dick though and bo at work m8

They were probably afraid to cross the yellow because of the two cops that were on the road

this never fails to trigger the shit out of people. I wonder how many even know it's a bike race.

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That's pretty fucked but that doesn't stop me from laughing.
>maybe they overtook him and fucked him up for taking up the whole god damn road

>Thing that never happen but if I swear enough people will believe me

The only time a cyclist is in the middle of the road is because he's positioning himself in the proper lane to turn, glad to see that even when they're following the driving code they're still at fault, I suppose they should stay in the bike lane and be expected to cut through three car files right at the turn.

>little cagey thinks he can take off someone that does exercise regularly
he lost the moment he got off his cage, stay mad cager

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I live in a town that has bike lanes.

Drivers swerve in and out of them to avoid traffic and are a fucking headache.

In this instance, that was not a nigger but a black person. It's very rare to encounter black people among all the niggers but they are there and it's an important distinction to make

People shouldn't be cycling outside of residential areas. Cyclists have been a nuisance since the bicycle was invented.

>sweats like a pig
>has to either stink or use an insane amount o lotion and deodorant, or worse, waste water taking showers
>has to wash more clothes, wasting even more water
>WE ARE GREEN

Really ? Vehicles too slow are a danger too.
Swi, the police had to do a video with a cocky cyclist dying because they keep dying and being tards

>isn't blocking traffic against law?
Which means physically blocking the road.
So by what you asked: No its not against the law to impede
>also isn't there minimum speed law?
No such thing.
>is it because most cyclists are upperclass snobs?
The condom suit has no class restrictions. Its merely a hobby gone wrong.

The bigger question: Why would you make a series of curves where its illegal to overtake.
OP's entire webcome is that the road marking indicate that overtaking is illegal, and that a cop has joined the train. So nobody is overtaking, by following the law.
I don't get that, it seems like a stupid idea.

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Circumcsion. Amerimutts have so much brain damage and trauma from being horribly mutilated at birth that bikes scare them. The way you sit on the seat brings back the primordial fear that had when the doctor fondled their penis and ripped the foreskin off.

Cardio is not exercise

>glad to see that even when they're following the driving code they're still at fault
I'm glad you understand that.

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Tiny broke dick truck fags

>what are small cars

there are min speed laws tardo

True, but after a few minutes I'd probably pull up along side of one of the cops and ask/yell from my car seat if I can just go. I've done similar outlandish shit in the past in the name of driving at an acceptable speed.

did he rip?

It's just like vegans who, in the end, pollute a lot because a high-fiber diet ( aka diet high in stuff you cannot digest ) means you're going to take a lot of shit and often

>Really ? Vehicles too slow are a danger too.
only in the case of merging, every other case there is reduced danger than going a higher speed
and of course there isn't one, people need to slow down for weather conditions, they need to slow down when someone in front of them is turning, they need to slow down when there are animals in the road, they need to slow down to navigate fallen tree branches and allow oncoming traffic from the neighboring lane
a minimum speed law would be absolutely ridiculous

We do, but cyclists are retards and don't use them.

>cyclists in my city get mad because they keep getting hit by cars when they randomly swerve in and out of traffic
>start a protest to demand people watch out for them
>they do this by blocking a heavy traffic freeway during rush hour
>freak out when police tell them to fuck off and stop blocking traffic
>all their bikes get trashed when a trucker finally get pissed and just floors it through their wall of bikes

Good fucking shit

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i fucking despise cyclists

that's just embarrassing

>public transportation
Fucking lmao. No thanks.
This is the worst argument i ever had the displeasure to read. How taking a shower or using a little bit of spray comparable in any kind of way to the pollution a fucking car emits you absolute imbecile ?

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However, you can absolutely be ticketed for going too slow on certain roads. I remember reading news articles about it years back. North Carolina, I believe.

You don't have minimum speed (except for obe deidacted lane) on highways? what the fuck man

Depends on the city/area. Living in the Bay Area is nice to bike around because they have a proper bike lane infrastructure.

>calls others numb dick
>rides a motorcycle himself

/o/, leave
go jerk it to the captcha’s

>all their bikes get trashed when a trucker finally get pissed and just floors it through their wall of bikes
I bet that guy tells this story at family gatherings. Absolutely based, and fuck people blocking up roads.

>city has shitty bike infrastructure
I'LL STICK TO MY BIKE AND COMPLAIN!!
>city has shitty public transportation
fuck that lmao haha no way

Yeah sounds to me like you're biased. Gotta show people how GREEN you are

I bike to work because its only a couple miles, but I only use bike lanes, and if there isn't one, I transition to the sidewalk unless theres pedestrians.
Am I a good boy?

>all these other people who hate cyclists
For once, Yea Forums is actually based

>also isn't there minimum speed law?
>jesus, no

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>public transportation

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'i cycle to work, its so much better!'
>oh i need to pop to the shops after work? Cant because bike
>oh my friend could use a lift somewhere? cant because bike
etc
bikes are for lonely cucks

Was that his head that went rolling?

/o/ >>>>> Yea Forums

stop lying, you know as well as we do that you subconsciously veer into oncoming traffic and conveniently forgetting about until you swerve back into your lane

I dont think you understand what happens in that webm you posted

Not in my cunt, cyclists must be on the road and preferably on their lane.

My pet peeves I experience from bad drivers:
>Careful backing out in a parking lot
>Its a one direction lane, marked by the big yellow arrow at the entrance and the exit on the ground, showing its not meant for two cars to go down it in different directs
>Start to turn into the right direction to leave the lane while backing out
>Some fucking idiot starts coming down the parking lot lane, IN THE WRONG DIRECTION
>So I have to switch to drive and move back into the parking spot I was leaving

I've even had this happen while leaving a one lane only in a parking lot full of cars, and the fucking moron just enters the lane while I am waiting to exit it, going around me but scraping the hell out of the parked car next to me.

Also, here's another driving tip, when you are going down a 40 in the side lane, and need to turn into a entrance, do NOT slow to 5 fucking mph as you turn, you are in a fucking 40, you should know by now how fast you can turn out of the lane without cap sizing your car or some shit. Are you fucking 5 years old?
Also, asshole who keeps switching lanes without using a turn signal, fuck you. I've nearly been killed by you at least a dozen times by now.

>Yea Forums
what's that? asperger?

>Why would you make a series of curves where its illegal to overtake.
yeah man, just dart into the oncoming lane on a blind curve on a steep incline, smart move.

the ticket was probably written as a civil violation, not a traffic violation
it's infeasible to enforce a minimum speed due to all of the reasons that one may need to go slower

we are in Yea Forums
what does /alt sports/ have to do with training google bots?

You can literally get pulled over and given a ticket for going too slow

>implying it being a race makes it any less cancerous.

>smells like shit
Friendly /o/ reminder that's pretty much only in burgerclapistan because of the literal 3rd world fuel quality. Hell, even the amerilard petrol contains so much sulphur compared to 1st world countries bmw had to use an older cilinder liner in the b58

Seriously, ENOUGH. Do you people think I'm happy about what was done to me? Do you think it was my fucking choice to get circumcised? I think about my torture every single hour of every single day, can you PLEASE not rub it in at every opportunity?

How fucked up and insecure do you have to be to make fun of people who were LITERALLY tortured as newborns?

>leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml?sectionNum=22400.&lawCode=VEH
There is a minimum speed law at least in civilized states.

>I POLLUTE SLIGHTLY LESS THEREFORE I'M BETTER
LOL

Yea Forums is where cycling belongs. It's not a real sport, thus it gets relegated to that shitty board that's deader than /f/.

>I'LL STICK TO MY BIKE AND COMPLAIN!!
But that's the thing : i don't complain. I just ride my bike where i can ride my bike and if cagers aren't happy about it they can suck my salty nuts.
>city has shitty public transportation
Shitty or not there's always a rush hour in any city when it comes to public transport. And i don't want to be stuck in a wagon full of people. It smells, it's disgusting, people don't know how to move themselves and it's bacteria land in the winter. Fuck that and fuck you cager deluxe.

>dumpert
Based webm creator

>public transportation

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I'm pretty sure biking on sidewalks is law breaking here too, but nobody is going to stop you.
But hell, jaywalking is actually legal here so maybe I'm wrong.

hey, fuck you
we aren’t dead. just a little slow on the new flashes

>bacteria
Now I know you're fucking nuts. Back to your tofu and veggies now, you nutjob

>California
How's the street poop smell today?

what happened is a woman almost got mugged. 9/10 it wouldn't have happened on a bus with a psychotic driver who gave no shits.

>taking a shower for five minutes or putting some natural deodorant under your arms pollutes SLIGHTLY LESS than a car
>only SLIGHTLY LESS

Are you legitimately brain deficient or i'm getting weakly baited ? Are you even aware of the pollution a standard vehicle produce ?

Don't you have to put a down payment for your new hips m8? Or is that after you try to salvage your dick?

Incorrect, its very bad and treated as such if you go too fast, but when it comes to how slow you can go, its defined as "as slow as you can go WITHOUT CAUSING EVERYONE ELSE PROBLEMS". This is in America. So if everyone is going faster then you, and having to go around you over and over, and you are in the left lane, considered the passing lane where people expect to go to pass people, clogging that lane because you refuse to go the speed limit is just causing everyone problems, and is a traffic violation.

I don't understand that point about the driver

bikes are on /n/, one of the only three good boards of this website

I always make sure to speed up into puddles whenever I see a fag on a bike.

supremely based

Based

>cagies

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>all that 'stamina' from biking all day
>cant keep up with a fat dude
OHHHHHHH NO NO NOOO pffffhahahhaha

this picture is not a joke

I love riding my bike. I go through trails all the time. But why do retards feel the need to do it on the street? and why do cities enable them with bike lanes?

Pet peeve is valid
for those retards who have to come to a complete stop for turns, you just veer into the next lane even if it's over the line (unless of course there are cars incoming)
switching lanes without turn signals is fine, you should be aware of your surroundings more if you're somehow almost dying to these.
Also in general, honk more. People are scared as fuck to honk so when you do, it carries a lot more weight than in other countries

What sort of shitty argument is that?
Either you are behind a bike/tractor or something else that can't even go fast. At which point you only need 200-300m meter of sight, regardless of speed limit.

For the curve in the webm, its hilarious. They have extreme amounts of sight, on top of being behind a biker thats pushing his hardest to go 10km/h.
Its the ideal scenario for overtaking.

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>talking as if he has NEVER used a motorized vehicle
LOL

Imagine being the faggot that takes his bike everywhere

I would call him an asshole if he did it do anyone else but cyclist niggers deserve it lmao

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bible belt laws sound weird

Try driving for once and maybe I'll consider reading your post m8.

>bikefag
>thinks he doesnt have a broken dick
Can you even have children?

>>also isn't there minimum speed law?
>jesus, no
what kind of backwards shithole do you live in?

>Why yes, I have never driven a car before. How could you tell?
Please keep it that way. We don't need retards like you on the road.

It's totally safe to drive a bus one handed while beating a guy with a bat, right? Absolutely not going to run into anyone like that.

baited

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a 99.8% white temperate climate one

>Wasting water because he wants to be different
>still stinking like ass because he uses ""natural"" deodorant
>YOU ARE NOT GREEN ENOUGH REEEEE

LMAO

Honestly I hate my fellow driver far more than any bicyclist. I hate cars, I hate driving, I hate people, I hate work, I hate society, I hate everything.

The problem is if you bicycle everywhere, then that's what you're using your stamina on. So of course they're going to be shit in every situation because their stamina is all used up just trying to get from place to place.

not for long Abdul

I'd run that motherfucker over

that dude has to be dead as fuck

>friend could use a lift
Problem solved

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nah it's simple
>driving too fast? must be speeding
>driving too slow? must be intoxicated.

no you wouldn't.

I'm afraid to get a car license and car because I believe I will end up in jail for roadrage. Bicyclists and people walking slow across the road infuriates me.

I have to use buses filled with immigrants.

What can I do?

You could have worded it way better

stop false flagging cager, go suck your car off

>being a eurocuck
>living in a city
>defending cycling

How can one person be so incompetent.

don't do it America.
>be Vancouver.
>turn one of the main streets into the city into one lane for a bike lane.
>traffic gets much worse
>bike lane is always fucking empty because it rains 300 days a fucking year and every Canadian can afford a car.
>nobody is going to cycle 10 hours to work from the fucking suburbs.
>Stanley Park is a way better place to go bike riding than a viaduct.
Also FYI this made everyone hate cyclists so much more. Everyday we sit in traffic while what used to be the second lane sits empty most people contemplate murder.
I am all in favour of better transit infrastructure. But bike lanes are antithetical to helping with traffic. instead ban bikes.

so, a backwards shithole then

Enjoy your 20+ years of prison love

Because it's the most efficient way to travel in a city you huge faggot ?

Let's see.

>public transportation
Shit. Slow. Pollutes. Noisy. Almost always fucking full. You have to pay (if you're not a nigger). You either stand or sit (so you don't exercise) and it just takes a faggot with the flu to contaminate the whole fucking cage.
>cars
Shit. Slow. Pollutes. Noisy. You always get stuck in traffic because other cagers also feel the need to be caged, apparently it's a form of social status for them. You sit so you don't exercise.
>walk
Best solution but it depends on the distance.
>bike
Best solution overall.

You haven't had "fun" until you have driven on Norwegian roads with max 200 meter sight, and need to overtake a tractor going 30km/h.
Trust me

>China

Quit your caffeine, smoking, carbs, and whatever other addiction you have, they're not reacting too well with your head

who's the real asshole here, the cyclist or the first guy behind him who won't pass

Fucking stray tires, man.

Bicyclists are always having heart problems, like joggers have knee problems.

>Careful backing out in a parking lot
wow the horror

Cardio is not exercise, you're just burning calories. Nothing within your body improves.

Try powerlifting.

Nothing based about being a self-centered piece of shit.

OFFICIAL ROAD NIGGERS POWER RANKING
Any below but drunk/high/using phone
Amateur cyclists
middle aged women
People not using turn signals
POWER GAP
People using a roundabout for the first time
Manual drivers not knowing to use their car
Motocycles
Gyppos in their Mercedes
Trash in BMW
Asians
POWERGAP
Young drivers
Slowpokes

Spent my teen years on Italian hills hunting those fuckers down
We used to take our modified 50cc scooters, gang up in 4 or 5, remove plates and push them into the bushes or slap them in the back as hard as possible.
Wouldn't pull this shit nowdays, but still hate those fucks with all my heart

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>Because it's the most efficient way to travel in a city you huge faggot ?
>arrives everywhere stinking like stale ass

FAT FUCK

someone post that webm of the guy speeding through a whole congregation of faggot cyclists

Hey man his groin just is a little sore. It's not his fault for being so superior.

Sounds like you got cucked

Get a motorcycle
>danger of dying makes everyday travel exciting
>swerve in out, and around traffic with more speed, precision, control, and style points
>no need to wait for pedestrians, you are not a car
>cheaper than a car in all forms

>every Canadian can afford a car.
car ownership has nothing to do with cost when half the cars on the road are

Double points.

Because Cardio is a fucking meme enforced by doctors so you feel like shit, eat some more sugary shit, then buy some more meds.

>going to work all sweaty and drenched from the rain
yeah no thanks retard.

>be canadian
>instead of adding an extra lane at the road shoulder for bikes they take out a car lane instead
Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you leaves?

You're acting like these sensations of hopelessness and bitter lack of fulfillment arent being experienced by most of the western population. It's not my fucking coffee that's doing this.

Yeah, good luck following the rules when they're all in favor of motorized vehicles.

Fact of the matter is nobody gives a shit about cyclists and that's why they don't give a shit about you either.

Last time i took a motorized vehicle was five years ago. If i can't go to the place i have to go with either my feet, my bike, or the train i just don't go.

Simple as that. Oh also i never ever was the driver of any motorized vehicle. I'm 30 and i don't plan to ever pass the permit to drive a cage in my fucking life.

based italiano

Why doesn't he just ride on the side of the road lmao

And people playing vidya all day have perfect hearts right?

Sue your parents

Didn't the guy who pushed him over go to prison for attempted murder?

look at a racing cyclist's legs
look at your legs

oh did you skip leg day again?
shame on you

Calgary fag here, we extended our roads for bike lanes, solely a downtown thing. Has stopped cyclists from interfering with traffic and pedestrians, which is nice

Most of the western population is addicted to both carbohydrates and coffee.
Addictions warp your personality, quit all of that shit dude

the idiots that decided to take a road cycling race circuit as a through street instead of the detour.

>>oh i need to pop to the shops after work? Cant because bike
baskets, backpack, bags on the handlebars

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Ok, this is based.

Powerlifting isn't a fucking sport faggot

My legs are toned, muscular, now what.

>posting the edit

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When you are leaving a parking lot from a one way lane, and someone starts fucking entering the lane from the wrong way just because "hurr it parking lot, me no longer care about arrows on ground durr" then it fucking sucks, and I hope they get hit by a fucking semi truck and die.

>Wanting to hump a stinking incel for any amount of time
I'll just ask one of my non-manchild friends.

What are you even trying to say here?
>leg day
I said powerlifting not bodybuilding, man you're retarded.

Good thing I used the word exercise, then.

I don't give a damn about what they think, but the ambulance picking them up is slowing everyone and dying suck so just stop killibg yourself

Cars are the fastest way to travel, don't be a fag. That being said, bike>bus, and if its a short enough distance, bike>car just for the excercise and cost benefits.

this is why americans own guns

>t.

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hey fuck you buddy ive been sitting on my ass for over 12 years, im 22 and i only get a sharp pain in my chest once a week!
maybe not once a week, more like every few months. oh god im gonna die at 30 arent i

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It's kind of a more dangerous bicyclefag, but perhaps not over here.

I've grown to hate cyclists these last few years, because with the rise of food delivery services like Uber Eats and Doordash HALF THE FUCKING cyclists in my city are pajeets and arabs carrying these hideous and comically massive thermal bags on their backs. These pieces of shit ride so slowly and they look like they've never even ridden a bike before, and they're always wearing sandals.

"toned", huh

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So it is out of the question that you have an active social life, or friends.

>love

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Where would "that indecisive idiot that keeps switching between the left and right lanes over and over for some strange reason" go?

You forgot about those old people who go 10 under the speed limit

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Cars are fucking shit. I can go everywhere in my country with my bike and a train.

Every.Fucking.Where.

it is a viaduct.
Alao what are we supposed to do? get rid of the sidewalk? tear down some skyscrapers. I think they just need to accept a city that rains this much and is largely comprised of offices worked by commuters isn't a bike city.
Calgary works better for it because there way more space, it is way less dense and there are less suburb commuters. I think bikes should just be banned from urban areas, and restricted to sidewalks/ trails (same as those scooter things) But it makes so much more sense in Calgary. Though I question how many cyclists you see there in say December/January?

lol cope

Ew, that's disgusting, no, mine are A E S T H E T I C

Luxembourg is not a real country.

yes there is you retard. clearly you don't know what based even means

it's fine if you don't use your body

You don't have to be a car enthusiast to hate cyclist. Just a normal person.

>oh i need to pop to the shops after work? Cant because bike
Nobody ever said that. You can carry a shitton with a bike. Of course you won't purchase a flat screen on your bike but for your average purchases a bike is amazing.
>oh my friend could use a lift somewhere? cant because bike
Well "my friend" should also purchase a bike or stop being a broke ass nigger.

Oh yes, big guy.
Running them over will solve the problem just as much as telling the judge that they deserved it.

Full of fat isn't aesthetic

>nigger and black are two different things
reddit

>if you don't cycle everywhere you don't know how to use your body
lol what? LMAO

Absolute newfag. That shit was born here.

/thread

You mean during traffic jams? Yeah forgot them.
They're in their own list

Switzerland actually. Eat shit.

t. never passed his permit test.

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what I hate is the middleaged women who are too polite to honk/flash their highbeams/tailgate.
For christ sake I would pull over if I was going 10 over the speed limit but someone wanted to pass and there was only one lane.

Fucking delicious.

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Based
how will byciclecucks ever recover

You're probably having muscle spasms from being inactive. I had those too when I was a lazy fatass. I too confused them for heart problems, that and indigestion.

Ah but I'm not on roids

demonstrably least of which, brain

>le may may word. XD

>playing vidya
>on Yea Forums
retard.

Did you miss the part where I said my legs are muscular, bitches be mirin all the time.

>guy tries to steal purse
>next to the guy operating the door, driving the vehicle, and carrying a fucking bat

Never mentioned I did that, learn to read nigger

Many things from reddit originated from Yea Forums, newfag

He never said that that was the only thing, though.
Retard.

you're not on track either

>all the Yea Forumsirgins impotently raging at cyclists ITT
Fucking love this shit, almost as good as pitbull threads

How can you write this shit and be proud of it? Everyone just thinks you're a freak.

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Il a encore du crever
OH NO NO NO NO

post bike girls

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Are albertan Cyclists as bad as Albertan drivers? because if so my god.

I hear speeder bike hitting tree noises lmao

I don't know what that means but I'm lean and I can squat almost twice my bodyweight currently so I'd say that makes me healthier than some cardio vegan fag

>being proud of not knowing how to drive
What a fucking manchild.

Actually not during traffic jams, the opposite. During fast free flowing traffic, someone is in front of them, and they cannot make up their mind if they want to pass or not even though there's like a two mile long amount of empty space allowing them to do so. Other person even moves over to let them by, and they go right back behind them instead. Insufferable faggots.

And are you implying we have to absolute contrarians all the time? People like you are why Yea Forums is so shit today.

Having a stroke m8?

>public transportation

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>'Look how fat this specomen is Stacy'
>'lmao you are right Ashley, how the fucking can he even move hahaha'
>Damn all girls are mirin' and smiling at me

seriously the White Beemer is so onions it hurts. At least try to inform the cyclist to pull over.

>captcha: bicycles

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I wish I was that bike seat

you shoulda backed into the spot in the first place, woulda solved half your problems just like that

>coping this hard
lol

The obvious best way to cut down on emissions is car surfing.

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A nigger is a nigger, no exceptions

I have a bycicle and I use it sometimes when I wanna travel to close by places but I'm not enough of a delusional hippie faggot to make a big stink about and pretend like I'm better

Cars are based and ultimately, speed is king

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The car drivers (us) are the real fucks for not mowing them over

yeah that is what you would say, isn't it
but then there's the reality of the situation which is a mite bit different

>ride 16 miles a day, 5 days a week for work
>plus ~4 miles 2-3 times a week running errands/shopping
>nowhere near this level of thighs
I should pedal faster, but instead I just got an electric assisted bike because I was tired of having to pack a spare change of clothes every day.

You got outed as a tryhard trying to fit in already, stop

Sure is video games in here.

Wouldn't surprise me.
How retarded do you have to be to do something like that, film it AND upload it onto the internet?

>we live in such a shitty and decadent society that the thought of not wanting to drive a Shitcage Noise Trafficstuck Edition TDI is seen as abnormal

In anything i incarnate the future. You ? The past. The moment we run out of fuel you will cry like babies, riot in the street and end up getting shot.

I have never had this problem. I will continue going the wrong way on purpose if it helps me get a spot, and I will continue to back in always because I am not a woman.

I'm sure everyone here owns a bike, but it's fun shitting on the stinky asses that make cycling their only trait.

Your brain needs animal fat, you're going insane without it. Look at that post, it makes no sense

>For christ sake I would pull over if I was going 10 over the speed limit but someone wanted to pass and there was only one lane.
I do this too, if I'm already speeding and someone comes barreling up behind me I let em pass because... why the fuck wouldn't I?

jesus the salt itt

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99% of them deserve this.

There are indeed minimum speed limits.

Riding a bike from my apartment to my job would take like 3 hours you silly retards

Coping bikefag

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That's some mad max style shit.

Or we can pick up a bicycle and use it without telling everyone how great we are? It's not hard

>riding a bike in the street
>notice traffic behind me
>pull over to let them pass

why doesn't anyone do this

>ride bike in suburbs
>use the sidewalk because there's nobody on them
what's wrong with this

>riding the same direction as traffic
>can't see cars because they're behind you
>ride near the side of the road against traffic
>now you can see cars and move over if you have to

I feel like every single rule around bike riding is completely counterintuitive, biking was so much better when I was a kid and no one gave a shit

What is happening here?

it's pretty clear english but since that's not your first language, i can be patient about it

you still are making a lot of baseless inferences, but also in denial about cardio leading to musculature
it's kind of bonkers that you've been presented with the evidence and are trying to deny it
but i guess your twig legs would give out in 5 seconds if you tried to backpedal your way out of this one, so go ahead and keep with the denials alone

That's less
>public transportation
and more
>China

>faggot biker taking up lane going 5km/h
>welp time to dip into the next lane to make sure retard doesn't die
>hit red light
>he catches up and rides to the front of the line of cars
>have to pass him again

>unironically going WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY because people think you're weird for basing your personality around taking ages to get anywhere and getting there sweaty and gross

I knew bikefags who make it their whole identity to be a bikefag were delusional but this is just incel-tier, holy fuck

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This is where I love them. They are like vigilante justice

>you've been presented with the evidence
Where?

>can't sit because my balls will be strangled

why the fuck did that one guy just watch it happen

typical german car drivers

The cyclist is a foot taller than him, white, wearing a helmet, and an athlete. I have no idea what the wageslave chink expected. I guess he just has lots of pent up workplace rage.

Buy an electric bike and get to it then you fat retard. Or go in public transport. But getting rid of your shitcage is the first step to enlightenment.