Everyone constantly shits on Edelgard and calls her a female Hitler

Everyone constantly shits on Edelgard and calls her a female Hitler.
Meanwhile, this guy right here murdered CHILDREN in his 5 years of rage spree and everyone sucks his dick and will murder you in your sleep if you say shit about him.

Explain yourselves, Yea Forums?

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show me a screenshot where it says he murdered children

>murdered children
Source? And even if he did, he would only have done so if they were part of the occupying army, and had therefore forfeited their lives.

Happy?

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Edelgard shouldn't have sent child soldiers after him. :^)

There’s literally nothing wrong with murdering child soldiers

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based caimposter

This but unironically

Dimitri did nuffin wrong

It’s more likely he murdered some bandit kids during his murderhobo phase.

>Attacks the GD at Gronder Field for no reason
Thanks dumbass, now your friends are dead.

the first thing he does post timeskip is goes on a murder spree with you for old times sake. its hardly self defense

>edelgard uses child soldiers
not surprised

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NOOOOOO HE IS SO KINOOOOO THE TRAGEDY AT DUSCUUUUUUR *slurps*
DON'T DESTROY ME WITH YOUR FACTS AND LOGIC

Dimitri doesn't act on stupid ideals and lofty ambitions going on about how it's all for humanity.

He knows he's a monster and doesn't pretend otherwise, that's why Yea Forums likes him, he's not a fucking faggot hiding behind "I HAVE HIGHER MORAL GROUND FUCK OFF" ideas.

wait a second..... that dagger

Why every argument against any character in 3h boils down to *edelgard is worse* are dimitrishits this desperate to defend their shit character???

rhea literally has cyril die for her to stop you in black eagles and golden deer has a 15 year old in their roster

Aha. Except his first mission after the time-skip is:
>Yo sensei, lets kill those bandits because they murder and rob others. Such terrible beings surely need to be put down, right?

The next chapter over he calls that literal who general a monster, saying he's the same as him.

dimitri never claims he hasn't done horrible things. edelgard does heinous shit constantly but hides behind "muh greater good"

What is Dmitri even fighting for? To uphold the status quo that allows a self appointed goddess to destroy entire civilizations when they become too advanced?

At least Edelgard and Claude stand for something and go after one of the organizations destroying Fodlan

edelgard acknowledges the price of her ambitions and how hard it is to stay the course without teacher by her side. but you probably just didnt play the route. who can blame you tho, this game has a shit story.

Dimitri isn't fighting for the goddess.

Dimitri is straight up fighting because he's lost his fucking mind to his emotion.

In a support Dimitri finds out that the kids they saved from bandits 5 years ago (in either from the first mission or the skirmishes) actually liked the bandits so they tried to kill Dimitri and he fights back and kills them

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based caimposter (2)

So you concede hes a wild beast that stands for nothing?

Yes, I never said he wasn't. That's why he's fucking based, no greater good speeches just raw emotion.

He’s fighting for revenge, and later on to atone for being a revenge obsessed maniac by being the best king possible. Essentially he wants to make the lives of his people better. A better goal than edelcuck

AYO
*burns down village*
AY HOL UP
*blasphemises sothis and her religion when byleth him/herself is reincarnation of the progenitor god*
HOL UP BRUH
*incites rebellions and assassinations and makes it look like the church is all shady for putting them down*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*hires bandits to kill students and other noble house leaders*
YOU BE FINNNA SAYIN
*burns down and destroys the church, when the ones who experimented her were dubstep mole people*
YOU IMPLYIN
*invades Liecester and Fearghus, causing businesses all across the continent to go go bankrupt and taxes sky rocket.*
YOU TRYIN TO SAY DAT
*works with people who killed jeralt and kidnaps flayn/Manuela, and even though she says that they’ll get what’s coming to em and finds them detestable, still works with them and uses them throughout all the routes*
YOU FINNA MEAN THAT
*gets mad at the professor and yells at him to get over Jeralts death and is happy over him/her getting over Jeralts death and tells him they’ll keep an eye out for the perpetrators, when she deadass knows who the fuck is responsible*
YOU ACTUALLY BE TALKIN BOUT
*kills indiscriminately*
YOU GONNA SAY DAT
*causes such “chaotic warfare” that supposedly allied armies are now slaughtering each other, and former students killing each other off*
NOW YOU REALLY BE SAYIN
*has the actual option to execute Claude and lops off dimitri’s head in her route when in the blue lion route he gave her two chances to reconsider and reconcile to build a better future*
THAT THE
*thinks nemesis is some kind of tragic figure ruined by seiros when he was a bandit grandpa who got help from dubstep mole people and genocided a whole race of dragon peoples and made them into weapons.*
THAT THE SHIT
*talks about abolishing nobility but puts all her noble friends from noble lineages in positions of power*
THAT THE CRESTS ARE TO BLAME
*talks about abdicating the throne when she doesn’t even do that in half the epilogue cards*

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>humans in a fire emblem game try to genocide dragons
>this is for some reason noteworthy for edelgard
im assuming this is your first FE

It's a bit of a standout point for Edelgard because every other Lord is pretty chill with Dragons, or is a Dragon. I suppose Alm is close but it was a black and white situation for him.

Murduring children in fe is pretty normal though

she didn't, she's a lot of things but she never used kids

LITERALLY nothing wrong

I've never met a Dmitri that wasn't a complete tool

no they really arent. dragons and humans have a conflict in pretty much every game and then one retard dragon thats usually a child helps the humans or naga happens. dragons literally protect the god whos going to annihilate them and the humans in radiant dawn.

>murdered CHILDREN in his 5 years of rage spree and everyone sucks his dick and will murder you in your sleep if you say shit about him.

t.didn't play BL route

Are you sure about that

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in FE4 12 dragons help humans against 1 dragon and his cult in FE6 some dragons chill with humans in Arcadia while Zephiel awakens a dragon that can spawn mindless dragons
and in FE8 dragons helped humans in their fight against the demon king
Deghinsea was an idiot sure but not all dragons are against humanity

W-would you S-Rank?

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>fucking a dubstep-sympathizer
Never

I'd impale her if you know what I mean.

Like stab her with a legendary lance made of Dragon organs.

I wonder if Caspar has something to say after Fleche attempted to murder Dimitri.

Defending your country is a good enough goal.

fe6 dragons almost wiped out humanity to the point humans had to cause a continent wide winter using such powerful weapons they almost wiped out both populations. fe4 dragons only make the contracts with humans to avoid degeneration and extinction. in fe7 nergal opens the dragons gate and the final boss is literally 1 fire dragon with the ability to wipe out the human race if they didnt stop it then and there. in fe8 the humans never even knew about dragons outside of caer pelyn merchants and manaketes, even the people who knew about morva didnt know he was a dragon. the creation story of magvel didnt even include divine dragons like the other games in the series. deghinsea wasnt an idiot, he was a dragon.

>Goldenbros
>”yeah our path is fun, idk if I’d say it’s canon true path heck I think their isn’t one it’s all grey but I had fun with my cast members and I wanna see why Edelgard acts that way, same with Rhea too, in short it was a fun path and the music was nice.”

>Eaglebros
>”idk if our path is canon but I know that it was fun, I’ll admit Edelgard wasn’t perfect but I did see her point of view and even agreed to it from time to time, sure I admittedly did join because of the girls but I came out happier even without them and overall had a great time with my path”

>Lionfags
>”ALL EAGLE GIRLS ARE FUCKING WHORES, EDELGARD IS A FUCKING NAZI WHOS COMPLETELY INSANE, I WANNA BEHEAD THAT CUNT, DIMITRI DID NOTHING WRONG ANY AND ALL FAULTS WERE SOMEONE ELSES AND ITS FUCKING OBVIOUS THIS PATH IS CANON, THIER IS NO FUCKING MORAL GREY IN THE GAME!!!!”

was it autism?

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playing GD i get this impression of rhea
>things went to shit in her time
>one surefire way to keep the peace and show her mommy things haven't gone to shit is to make sure things haven't gone to shit
>does this
lot of questionable stuff involved but even cyril will tell you almyrans are a bunch of barbarians who are perfectly content with being warfaring barbarians
Edelgard's method more or less probably is inline with rhea's, except for the fact that rhea wanted to avoid the violence associated with large warring factions (even if it did hasten the slitherer's demise by forcing them to act)
Claude's approach is probably the best though
>be diplomatic
>acquire evidence
>act on knowns, be wary
most definitely the most levelheaded route, even if non-professor-blessed claude is a retard who makes people do daring shit and get themselves got

You are the one who didn't play it seems. He fucking says it after chapter 18, by himself

>dunno if golden is true canon
>ends up directly confronting the main enemy, WITH gameplay, and then some
>BE solves the problem off screen and in less time
sure my basis is gameplay but considering GD uncovers the most lore and deals with the most threats i daresay it's the true canon
But really fucking
>boar dies off screen
what the fuck was that

Eh I can see that and desu if I did have to pick a “””canon path””” it might be them but for now it’s kinda split with no canon way, which I think is a pretty cool thing

>I’ll admit Edelgard wasn’t perfect...
>this coming out of mouth of her fags, ever
Nice joke, beagletard.

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much as I love the paint quality of this one there really needs to be a better version of my pic related

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Who do you think made this thread in the first place?

He got ya'
No Edeltard has ever said Edelgard's actions were questionable, they are JUST AND RIGHT AND AHEM FUCK THE DRAGON PEOPLE

when will dumbmitri redditors admit this is just a badly written game and a well written game wouldnt let every path have the same ending as the morally grey path with the most sacrifices and controversy?

blue lion fujos are just as bad

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I tried going through a second playthrough on BL but I don’t think I can sit through the same 12 chapters before something significantly changes in the story (first run was GD) also BL students seem boring as fuck in comparison

I've seen more beagletards who unironically claim that their glorious leader did nothing wrong over so-called liontards doing. Majority of lionfags admit Dimitri is psycho, while beaglefags will kill their own mother sooner than agree that Edelgard wasn't in the right.

Both of you are obnoxious, but in their defense, most of them agree that Dimitri is flawed and far cry from dindu nuffin, You have chicks that give no shit about his wrong-doings because they just want to bang him and Caim/punished Snake posters who are beyond o.k. with this type of character.
Those who like Edelgard go through lengths to prove why she is right and why you are wrong for saying that she was wrong. Whenever someone attacks Edelgard they pull Dimitri out of their ass to remind them that he did shitty things too so you can't say shit about Edelgard because they automatically assume that everyone who disagrees with Edelgard is Dimitrifag. Hell, this entire thread is proof of that. Just look at lovely (OP) there.

What's worse, admitting someone was psycho and STILL sucking his dick or not admitting someone was psycho and wanting to fuck her?

I'm absolutely shocked no-one's done a Dimitri variant of this yet.

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One isn't delusion, it's morally wrong but it ain't delusional.

UH EDELBROS?? WHY ARE WE GETTING PWNED BY FACTS AND LOGIC????

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The latter without a doubt.
There is nothing wrong with liking antagonistic characters. It's only wrong when you try to ignore their said flaws and claim that everything they did was for the right cause instead of admitting that they were retarded. Between Dimitrifags and Edelgardfags, Edelgardfags do this thing way more both here and everywhere else compared to his fags.

Yea Forums's FE fanbase is full of fujoshis and want to suck him off.

Dimitri unironically does nothing wrong during his BOAR phase.
And that's actually a bad thing, it makes his angst feel kind of odd (even if it isn't completely unwarranted)
The story would be better if he had also killed Alliance troops during this period. He'd have something more serious to angst about and Claude would actually have a good reason to attack him during Gronder.

So what house would you join IRL? As much as I like BL and GD more than BE, I'd probably actually join Eagles just to fuck the Church

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How is this even a serious question?
>Hey guys, what's worse? Fags who like Griffith for being a villain, or fags who unironically pretend he did nothing wrong and refuse to accept it.
t. your post

>golden queers just want everyone to be friends
>blacked eagles just want to waifupost
>blue zions want to be fucked by their otomelord and hate that edgelord is his first love

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Blue Lions, joining a crew of people who have all known each other for a while is great because you get to learn about their past as a whole.

I'd join whichever one corresponds to my country of residence, like everyone else.
But seriously if I could pick one I'd probably want to go BL because Ingrid is muh wife and I'm too autistic to fit into GD.
>I'd probably actually join Eagles just to fuck the Church
*tips*

He did things wrong, he was needlessly cruel and brutal and pretty much abandoned his country just to keep murdering soldiers.
He himself admits so.

He does plenty of wrong, as he himself admits.
He lets his rage blind him. He becomes personal justicar who kills bandits around, combined with imperials.
He tried torturing Randolph for no other reason other than just because. The only thing that stops him from gouging Randolph's eyes was Byleth and Byleth had to kill Randolph before Dimitri can have his fun with him.

Waifuism is always the worst kind of insanity, yes.
Liking a character despite his flaws and because of his growth>>>>>>she didn't do anything wrong everyone else is at fault.

Based

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Absolutely, which is why I say he isn't completely unwarranted in his feelings.
I dunno, maybe I just really want a better reason for Claude's actions during the battle than just "CHAOTIC WARFARE WHOOPS"

>finally get one church where the only evil person in it is the one on top, everyone else is good and actually serves its purpose well
>still try to get rid of it

On chapter 15 of BL right now, can't stand anymore this psychopath. He doesn't give a shit about his friends nor citizens, and the only times he opens his mouth it's to say he's going to kill everyone and behead Edelgard.
Pretty sure only otomefags and edgy kids like this asshole.

That's more on IS. All they had to do was add fucking fog on that map.

Just pretend there's some fog of war and that Claude is a certifiably shit leader without Byleth around to get him to give a shit about the people involved in his schemes.

this is cringe

Just keep playing faggot, the whole reason people like him is he actually develops as a character unlike everyone in else in this garbage game.

He gets over it idiot. Keep in mind he thought the Empire and Kingdom could coexist as separate nations, Edelgard went full retard with the desire to control everything.

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The battle at Gronder is a fucking mess that IS wanted to force because they hyped the 3 way battle too hard

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IS was retarded and forgot to add the fog, even though it is mentioned that there is meant to be one. So blame developers instead of Claude.

That's why you need to finish the game until the end. If you want one-note lords who never have any sort of developments, there are other 2 routs for you I guess. Dimitri is the only one who actually has any sort of development. So of course his Caim phase isn't going to go away that fast... It will be gone after chapter 17 though.

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Yeah, but I absolutely don't give a shit about him, and will only continue this route because of his teammates.

Then play and stop bitching.

But why did he think that peace between him and Edelgard was possible after almost six years of brutal war which ravaged Faerghus? Did he really think El would go 'well I guess I lost, alright you win'?

haha blue peons are fucking pathetic, imagine just going beserk and lashing out with your retard strength on innocent people and still get your ass handed to you

Hey, Claude gets development in his route, not as extreme as Dimitri, but you can tell he's matured a fair bit after it ends.

Isn't that exactly what Edelgard criticized Dimitri for not doing in the BE route?

He's a garbage discount Caim. Caim had a bloodlust but it had a purpose, Dimitri simply kills everyone just because.

He wants to kill every single adestrian soldier invading his country.

She loses nothing from when the war she started, gets a reformed Fodlan, and her brother back.

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I guess, but El is a fucking tard.

>Blue Lions chapter 21
how the FUCK are you supposed to position your units so noone gets instakilled by the archers or wyvern lords on turn 2

This thread sucks.

Post best and worst characters from each House. Lords not included.

>Black Eagles
best = Ferdinand
worst = Bernadetta
>Blue Lions
best = Doodoo
worst = Sylvain
>Golden Deer
best = Lorenz
worst = Ignatz
>Church of Seiros
best = Catherine
worst = Alois

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>FEA
>Chrom exists
>hurr I wish Chrom went punished after his sister died and tried raping Plegia before getting healed because we want development durr
>FEF: Conquest
>Corrin Sue exists
>hurr I wish Corrin actually became mad during the route durr
>3H literally gives them that with Dimitri
>REEEEEEE WHY HE NO GENERIC NICE BLUE LORD GUY IN TIME-SKIP LIKE HE WAS BEFORE IT
Seems fags are right about nintendo babies not being able to deal with anything that is too much for their 5 year old brain. Just look at all Edelgard threads as well. It's like morally grey doesn't exist when it comes to either Edelgard or Dimitri. Both of them are either just good or evil according to 3H fags and everyone shits on them for not being another Chrom and Corrin of this franchise that can't do no wrong and that is able to predict the future like how Claude can do it because he is "keikaku doori" trope.

Also this entire thread is retarded and this comes for Edelfag.

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>position

Fool, just KILL THEM ALL

The difference being Dimitri would have let the Empire exist as a sovereign nation. I hate that comparison.

And thiefs, and people of his country, and whoever who might accidentally stand in his way.

Wait are you saying El should have surrendered? I mean sure Dimitri is willing to forgive her but what about the rest of Faerghus?

Dimitri kills because he has severe mental illness.

Thiefs yes, everyone else nope, nice headcanon though.

another autistic blacked eagle member

The rest of Faerghus doesn't need to know she's alive.
Lock her up in some nice place and be done with with, maybe she can calm down that way.

im not going to take a wild guess, but usually stride, warp, rescue, and dance are core skills that can handle ANY tactically questionable situation

>just because
If an unprovoked genocidal invasion of your country organised by the people that murdered your family wouldn't spur you to ruthlessness, you're pathetic.

Caims bloodlust did not have a fucking purpose what are you talking about, that's like his entire character. He's a joke about silent protags that kill waves of people, he's purely a murdering psychopath.

I hate Caim comparison. It's like none of you fags ever read Hamlet in your life. Pic-related is literally anime Hamlet.

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I pretty sure locking her away in a secret location will just trigger her PTSD from the rape basement.

Anyone know the artist? This shit is gorgeous.

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The sad part is that's just his PTSD speaking since his father was beheaded really fast.

t. autistic OP who trying to start a shit between the two all the time while pretending to be Edelfag

But Dimitri doesn't have a tragic and somewhat ironic death (in his route).

That's why GD and church exist, so he gets speared like a tard and no one who likes him can complain about the fact it happened that way.

That's why I compared it to Hamlet.
Hamlet was haunted by the ghost of his father that demanded revenge.
Dimitri is the guy who claims to see ghosts, among which is his father which demands revenge.

Dimitri is literally anime Hamlet.

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koi_fin

to be more specific
>speared offscreen

Thank you user

At least he has the decency to make his own hands bloody instead of masquerading as a "new hope" for the people and carrying out the bloodshed using tens of thousands of no-name soldiers. Edelgard soulless, Dimitri while a wild beast still has a soul

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>and people from his country
where does this headcanon come from? or do you mean those knights that tried to kill him in the volcano where he was supposed to meet Rodrigue?

So keep her in some tower in the castle.
Dimitri and Byleth visit her daily and she gets the physical and mental care she needs.

All teachers action wtf?

what is the closest thing to a canon Byleth and route? asking for a friend

So daily dickings?

>thinking one route more canon than another
Until DLC comes, none of them.

There's really no canon.
You can argue that, since it's the route that deals the most about his origins, church is. Probably male too.

>BE
>Best
Don't feel too strongly about any of them, I guess Petra for being cute and strong.
>Worst
Edelgard just has too much bad writing surrounding her for me to say anyone else, as much as I wish I could say someone else.

>BL
>Best
Ingrid is muh wife
>Worst
Sylvain. He isn't awful but he's the least likable initially and the eventual deep dig into his motivations doesn't salvage that.

>GD
>Best
All of them are great, I can't pick.
>Worst
Lysithea I guess. She's kind of a bitch and she'll just straight up join Edelgard for no real reason so she's clearly not very loyal either.

>Church
>Best
Alois and Seteth are just dads trying to do their best, I can't see how anyone could hate them.
>Worst
Hanneman's character begins and ends with "muh crests".

5th route

Wait I thought Yea Forums was based

Why would they hate a cute fem Hitler?

Look, you clearly lack the necessary mental facilities to understand Edelgard's mindset or the complex political intrigue she employs that will have drastic world-changing ramifications for generations to come, all motivated by her inherent sense of altruistic morality that surpasses even those of the divine. How could you? You are simple low IQ commoner attempting to decipher a high-bred superior intellect. Retract these defamatory accusations and apologize at once, and maybe society will forgive you.

imagine

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People unironically believe Edelgard is behind the western church uprising and not Rhea

>>GD
>Best
All of them are great, I can't pick.
how can you go through tea times, expositions, and bonds and not loathe leonie

RIP AND TEAR is more based than Fem Hilter.

> Lys joins Empire for no reason at all. Please replay BE, listen to Lysithea after defeating Claude and A support Edelgard with her.

DLC won't be the golden route anyway.
And even if they decided to expand on one single route, it wouldn't be canon.
Me? I'd love if there was some additional stuff covering Dimirti's five years and descent into murderhoboness with tons and tons of suffering, but it wouldn't make BL canon.

Fags would complain if he got tragic end in his own route.

I can't wait to join Unga the first Bunga and rape all of Fodlan

Blue Lions is the de facto main route simply by it having the strongest narrative.

The guy doesn't even say anything when his siblings die.

>*causes such “chaotic warfare” that supposedly allied armies are now slaughtering each other, and former students killing each other off*

God this is one of the most retarded things I’ve ever seen in a video game

Marianne von Edmund!

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But you are his reincarnation in BE technically

Probably church. It's the only route where Byleth doesn't choose a lord to babysit, because he/she far more concerned with the war and the true enemy, and everything plays out natural. All the lords die, Byleth's discovers his origins, Mole People are behind everything, and the war is far more devastating, with far more casualties, to the point that a small task force managed to take out the remaining victor in the three way war.

>"CHAOTIC WARFARE WHOOPS"
That was IS being retarded and having setpieces come before the narrative
>We gotta have the Gronder battle take place in the timeskip, we'll think about how much sense it would make later
The right way would have been to have both the setpieces and narrative in unison, adding a FoW to Gronder for example would help a lot

I bet she is so vanilla with her missionary position and hand holding while wearing her wedding ring that she makes vanilla ice cream seem spicy.

>I think I'll go for a battle this week
"You look tired Byleth, why don't you rest this week"

He dies early in pretty much every single ending of his

Bride DLC or Bride Marianne in FEH when?

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This unironically.
No seriously. No matter what route you join, Byleth's own flag never changes to that of the house. Instead, they have their very own.

Unfathomably based post. Keep dabbing on Edeltards my friend.

Imagine if they actually fucking did that

That doesn't make us his reincarnation

what the fuck was her problem

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I am Ferdinand Von Aegir

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Church is the closest thing we get to a canon path.

Hey Felix, maybe you should marry a plank of wood since you love fucking flat things so much

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The children he's referring to are the children he trained pre-timeskip.

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you dimitri fags are ridiculous

except that the gay jew faction is the golden deer
at least play the game

I do hope the DLC adds some new classes.

In her madness, Rhea (now insisting to be called Seiros again), labels you as a descendent of Nemesis since you echo his actions according to her.

Hubert, stop being a beta orbiter online and go back to doing useful shit like snuffing out the molemen

Leonie is cute and she is just trying her hardest to live up to her hero.

Oh, I'm sorry.
>Lysithea joins you because Claude told her and her alone to join the Empire when they inevitably lost because might as well lol
super compelling stuff Edeltard

>He dies early
Bullshit. He just dies. I don't recall any ending mentioning how long did he live. Dedue's solo ending is default ending that mentions Dimitri dying and even his ending doesn't state when did Dimitri exactly die. Just that when Dimitri died, Dedue ended up guarding his grave.

he literally admit he killed everyone in their way in the period of the 5 year timeskip

The children he killed LITERALLY tried to kill him. Also they were around 15 years old, not exactly toddlers. Remember people in these ages (where the game is supposed to be set) would stop being considered children upon hitting 13 years of age.

He does says it dumbass.

>Main theme is Edelgard's theme
>Edelgard was 3H face
>The only route that have exclusive ending portrait
>The central story of the game
>majority of the scene were about Edelgard
Yeah, sure. Lionfag. Your king dies first out the three lords in all the other three routes.

You gonna try saying you shouldn't kill the enemy in battle now

Church for male Byleth. Blions Female Byleth.

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What 3H girls do you think will get Bride alts in FEH?
What 3H girls do you WANT to get them?

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>Edelgards and BL's route use the same final map theme

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Did Nemesis have any children? Surely such a chad would go around fucking as he pleases but the slithers make it sound like he was abstinent or a homo.

Unrelated, but I'm about to get my second Switch game after XBC2, should I buy this or Zelda BOTW?

he himself stated he went in a fucking murder spree of anyone who got in his way

Correction. He dies the last in Edelgard's own route.

She's the villain.

>10 minutes into burn sinners and chill and she gives you this look
what do?

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>m.jpg
Go throw your phone in a river

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he dies before his partner in a lot of endings, like Felix, Dedue, Marianne, and Flayn

Deus Vult

thats why i found his route boring, he doesn´t have strong ideals. just a shitty revenge story

Edelgard dies in every route except her own because she's the main villain of the game. Even the main theme makes that very clear. She may be the most important character in the narrative, but that's because she's an active antagonist.

Flayn is fucking immortal, using her is cheating

Oh by Sothis' will I want her to sit on my face so badly

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That doesn't mean he kicked the bucket early. Just that he died before them, but who knows how long did he even live before he is meant to die.

You tried this in other threads user, just give up

The fuck is wrong with you, he's the only Lord in the game who even has consistent ideals.

> says shit and gets corected
> lel edeltard
Kill yourself you worthless faggot. Lysithea is one of those characters that actually make sense going to the Empire. It's not about what House you fucking play. Read her dialogue, her support with Edelgard. She has ulterior motives. And Claude is actually great in this decision because he ensures a future for her.

Edelgard is the villain and the main love interest

>and Flayn
No shit, she's immortal
But yes, he does die of Fodlanese Cold in quite a few of his endings

>mfw Rhea end is platonic
I guess they couldn't go through with the level of wincest that would be

Seiros is so much more hotter than Rhea, must be the insanity with the winged headpiece.

>t. Hubert

I like edgelord protagonists
Edelgard was the boring sort of edgelord, she wasn't a murderhobo like Dmitri. Frankly I wish he was even more angry.

if his death is constantly before partners, enough to make it a noteworthy part of his endings, he dies early.

The Church route has actual lizard people in power. How is this not the canon route when it mimics real life so well?

Every route is Fem Byleth since she can fuck all the Lords.

Right because they were both sexually abused by slithers, I know.
It's still a little weird to see her join the faction that is helping them achieve their ultimate goal.

Reminder that a mariachi band did a cover of the Fire Emblem theme
youtube.com/watch?v=xqxcRGL7OhA

Beagles has a 15 year old too

While it was kind of jarring and just a little disappointing to see him trying to make peace with Edelgard after everything she'd done, it did at least lead to an ending with more pathos, instead of a feel-good ending where Edelgard's head is mounted from the gates of Enbarr and everyone is happy.

He dies in all as long as Dedue exists.

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Fucking Hanneman, man. Classic Hanneman move.

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yeah turning from a feral beast for a good king in moments is consistent

My head canon is that Nemesis never had children, since the Crest of Flames were never manifested in anyone for the entire history of Fódlan ingame. This brings me to a theory regarding Byleth’s mother and her 11 other predecessors. I want to think that Rhea got her talons on some left over bits of Nemesis before the Agarthans got his body, since he has the blood of Sothis directly. So her Homunculus experiments were probably created using material from Nemesis then implanted with Sothis’ heart (crest stone). Each one deemed a failure since they could not gain the memories of Sothis. Once they died, she would try again maybe with a variation here and there. Byleth is unique in that he/she also has the blood of Seiros inherited by Jeralt due to Rhea doing a blood pact to save his life. This much more unique situation must have allowed Sothis to be anchored to your body and “wake up”.

Church, unironically.

>equating impulsive bloodlust to ideals
not user you are replying to but come on

No, I mean, mount Edelgard's head from the gates and then CONTINUE BEING AN ANGRY DICKHEAD MURDERHOBO

All this confirms is that Dimitri eventually dies and Dedue outlives him.
That's not too outlandish.

Rhea's got it goin on too

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>trying to make peace with Edelgard after everything she'd done
That's his first support with you in the game
>he's the kind of man I hope to become one day. Someone who helps others... Someone who can reach out and save a lost soul
Say what you want about the writing in the game, but Dimitri's supports and route feed off each other perfectly.

Female Byleth and they each have their arguments for and against.

>Accepts that you are your own individual
>Confess her actual romantic love
>Exchanging rings
>Says her mother most probably blesses such a Union
Hey, if you say it’s platonic you can read it any way you want it then boy.

>that feel when you went Black Eagles first but got a couple of lost items for Hilda.
I feel weird about having to hold onto this shit for the rest of the run.

> Mother probably blesses it
Oh boy if only she knew. Those double negatives hurt

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Yup, and I beat you would be among first one who would bitch about it if it was the case. Like this guy said , fags are already crying tears for mere 6 chapters they endured his murder-hobo phase. There is no way in hell that protagonist that goes full Caim would ever be accepted among nintendo's babybase.

Dedue cannot be physically harmed, so it makes sense Dimitri won't outlive him.

anyways, if he had "good and strong ideals" in the first place he wouldn´t gone feral

if you ask me given the evidence
>lives alone for 1000 years
>hella unsure how to carry on the relationship
>has seen her entire race slaughtered to the last woman (herself)
she'd definitely not act "normally" about it, but given her unique attention to (my unit) and her unique condition it's definitely not "platonic"

Why does she always make faces like this

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So sis is playing through GD route now, and I had no idea that there was a full blown cinematic just before timeskip, where we can clearly see Byleth being send to shadow dimension. In BE it just cuts abruptly to timeskip.

...And now there's a cinematic in Goddes Tower too, what the fuck! BE route really got the short end of the stick, huh?

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This user gets it.

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So playing blue Lions right now on Normal/Classic and Just finished the attack at the monastery and got the sword of the creator and I have some questions.
1. Is it bad to abuse the retreat mechanic to get the students at even level (Right now lowest is 8 and highest is 13)
2. How many students should I have gotten from other houses at the point?
3. Is there a way to obtain Dark Orbs later or was that encounter with Death Knight my one chance.
4. How hard is it to shotgun some reason stats to build of magic on the PC, been doing at least one round of teaching with Manuela for a few free days at D+.

Rushed. The game is unfinished on many levels.

Yep, BL happens to have the most kino cinematics in the game.

>has seen her entire race slaughtered to the last woman (herself)
>Seteth and Flayn don't exist.
>Ignoring the two paralogues where you fight two dragons.

t. dipshit who understands nothing of human nature

Because your imagination is supposed to do the work for the developers, since you played the church route and other routes first... apparently. Same thing when the Agarthans sent a Javelin Missile to that silver maiden fort.

Lysithea makes the most sense. Even when you play Deer she still pities Edelgard because she agrees with her.
If anyone is weird, it's Hilda. She cries for Dimitri when he dies in GD even though they had 0 interactions whatsoever, her only comments about him was that he was insane and they don't even have supports with each other. If Marianne was the one to pity his fate, I would kinda understand it, but Hilda!? That was odd.

That's her revenge because you joined eagles.

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user... Manuela is faith.

kill yourself

How does peace work? How come Europe isn't a single nation after fighting so many wars? Your question is retarded. Dimitri was confronting Edelgard as King, not as her childhood friend. He was at that point mature enough to put his feelings aside, while Edelgard wasn't.

at least claude's paralogue implied that particular one is more or less self-exiled and therefore does not exist
I'm going off of rhea's own exposition in GD so yeah i stand by what i said

>She cries for Dimitri when he dies in GD even though they had 0 interactions whatsoever,
She's a woman and Dimitri is Chad. Makes perfect sense.

1. Nah, but you shouldn't need to to keep everyone at a similar level. Try weakening enemies with your strong units and feeding kills to the weaker ones
2. You don't need to recruit anyone, it's up to your preference. But it becomes much easier to do so if you increase your support with them, don't bother increasing skills that Byleth won't use like Heavy Armor
3. Yes, it's almost impossible to kill him on that map but becomes much more possible later. Not necessary though, dark seals are purely optional
4. PC will eventually get a unique class that uses magic, I'd recommend getting Reason/Faith to C rank before Chapter 10

*sniff*

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Hilda is a good girl and bad boys make her panties wet

user he kind of had everything torn from him and saw his best friend (supposedly) die to save him, of course he went off the deep end during his crusade against those who took his homeland.

Okke is a fuckin cunt tho, expect that kind of shit to happen on the leddit

>checking enemy units as I always do before battle
>several have Stealth
What is even the point of this

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Tractor Knight and the Peach Beaver House is confirmed DLC.

I hope Sothis is playable manakete in the DLC. No class changing for her

>If anyone is weird, it's Hilda. She cries for Dimitri when he dies in GD even though they had 0 interactions whatsoever,
they went to the same school and she saw him get impaled by multiple people while mumbling about muh edelshit
he died with only vengeance on his mind
it's objectively not a pleasant death and hilda is an empathetic person

>We finally get playable Barons
Please ISIS this is my only wish.

Ingrid for the irony.

Yes. General consensus's that the Blue Lions was the first route they worked on and the last one was Black Eagles

Involve the Church route into the mix and that's when everything becomes confusing

You clearly didn't understand the question.

My cute nuke agrees with Edelgard. Therefor Edelgard I will follow.

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Hilda is ultimate Stacy. The only reason why there were no supports between the two is because she is meant to be Claude's Hubert/Doodoo, which means that she can't have supports with any other lord that isn't Claude.

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She’ll be playable, but only on one Xenologue map rather anywhere in the main game.

Marianne would simply be impossible. She kills herself before part 2 if you didn't recruit her

a BOAR, some might say
THE BOAR...

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She never pities Edelgard. In fact, when Ingatz tries to suggest if there is a way for them to spare Edelgard, Hilda goes like "Nah. Edelgard is a bitch that won't back down. Just kill her."

Simple, he's a aryan Chad, she's a roastie dyke.

Your question is stupid. Peace always follows brutal war, and most of the time both countries keep their territory more or less.

>Arms behind her back
I understand the artist’s frustration in drawing hands.

The person in the right will always be the lord of the house you chose. No point in arguing.

>dude wtf why did you kill someone trying to kill you?

Because Edelgard IS a bitch.

Default stuff in the class so it's a bother to remove, but what's it for in your own units?

>no one's mentioned having to tussle with her post time skip
fuck that's deep and dark
i thought her wording was more like
"theres no way in hell she's going to surrender at this point"
hilda's defining point is a defeatist view because "there's always someone better than you"
and that definitely carries alot of weight into her ability to be practical as well as empathetic

Nu-West hates Aryans though.
Remember how fags got mad when Aryan female Shepard won the poll and demanded of BW to change it and in the end BW went with red-head Shepard instead?

1. Don't worry about everyone being close to the same level. Part of the fun of any FE is about overcoming the odds of party that doesn't level evenly.
2. Depends on how often you explore the monastery and how successful you are at being a social butterfly in game.
3. Surely. He's called the death knight because you'd definitely have to sac at least one, possibly more, units depending on which chapter you defeat him
4. At about C, it's more effective to train any skill on the battlefield rather than tutelage.

>The person in the right will always be the lord of the house you chose
>Each Lord is proven right because they have literal God on their side.
Seems legit. That actually makes sense.

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>Worst = Sylvain
Ehh, Ingrid is boring and all her supports are "Glenn died and I want to be a knight". Mercedes' voice is a chalkboard.
>Worst = Alois
Normally, yes, but Cyril exists

The fish...

> Chad
> has the worst most pathetic deaths out of all the lords/Rhea
Yeah, no. They shafted him really hard

Cyril is pretty based tho. And he can't read or write.

but they're not behind her back?

>why would you want to fight for your country and people? Just roll over and let the empire take over and dictate how things should be to you
Fuck off kike.

>you can respond to his doodles
how the fuck does he know my responses

>get proven wrong
>b-b-but edelgard

It is the truth,what the user said. But no one will pay mind to it and keep shitposting

Bruh

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Edelcucks are sad. Byleth cuts her head open while she is confessing her love to him/her. Pathetic.

>Leonie mentions Jeralt IN HER FUCKING CRIT ONE-LINERS
Fucking hell, am I gonna find a shrine in her room next?

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>Once he does one of his supports where he learns to read and write, his Church worry box letters change from crudely drawn pictures to actual letters.
I love all these little story-gameplay integration in this game.

With more doodles.

How can anyone hate Alois.

you should see her panties bro

> dies offscreen
> cries our of rage when dying to Edelgard
user, it's no contest. Edelgard's death had more dignity out of her.
They shafted Dimitri and didn't give him a good death.

Yes, I'm aware that's why westacucks like GoT dragon bitc- I mean Edelgard so much.

For someone who doesn't like Edelgard, Hilda wasn't completely harsh about her. She just didn't cry with the rest about "muh Edelgard" regarding it. She was fine with sparing her, but she said that she doubts that Edelgard is someone who will give up.
I do think that her reaction to Dimitri was a bit odd. Yea, witnessing your former classmate getting speared is bad, but this is Hilda we are talking about. Her lamenting about Dimitri and not being able to find another way to keep him alive was quite odd considering that relationship between the two is non-existent.

It's not my question, moron. This isn't a regular war, this is one of the great wars that utterly reform the borders of a continent for the next age. Or do you think when Stalin had the Germans reduced to Berlin he was going to try and sue for peace and offer to return their territories to them?

Who are some good units to recruit to BE that aren't more interesting as enemies?

I've never seen a game without Marianne in Part 2 because I always recruit and marry her

historically
>not roy
>qt blond emily
>freckles mozu
now
>mopey dopey cleany boi
why
love how his bonds really show how jaded and seasoned catherine is
usually she's all about swords, killing, and faith in her waifu she'll never have
desu i thought shed be a turbojihadist but catherine's bonds i feel are really underrated
and definitely alois' banter in that respect is not to be understated

Edelgard isn't Aryan.

>trying to assassinate the person trying to spare you even after you've taken everything from him
>dignified

>Getting head cut off by someone you care about as you are in the middle of telling them how much you care is somehow not the most pathetic death
>or getting instantly patrolled after being a dumb bitch

>needing a relationship to think how tragic it was that dimitri turned out the way he did, and died the way he did
having not played BL even i could agree he died a miserable fucking wreck

Fugg, now I'm seeing Edelgard got a badass cuscene death too! How many cinematics are there?

store brand sylvain

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>meant to be an unkempt, grizzled fucker post timeskip
>no facial hair
Why?

Anyone from Golden Deer

you're not wrong my dude
>pretty fucking exciting paralogue too
its a shame it takes a couple levels before her

Lysithea

>i thought shed be a turbojihadist but catherine's bonds i feel are really underrated
I really like her support with Ingrid.
>I would do almost anything for Lady Rhea.
>But I won't die for her.

You said Nu-west hates aryans, and nu/v/ spends most of its time sucking off Edeltard and shitting on Dimitri.

>suddenly game has dubstep playing
literately the last thing I expected this soundtrack to have

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I always read BL route as Boys Love route, that isn’t right

If it was some other character, or even Claude himself? Sure. However, Hilda isn't the type to go mopey after people she was never close with.

Oof, now that's a tricky question.
Currently, I'm just considering what holes to fill on the battlefield.
I'm playing BE and I'll probably end up recruiting mostly from GD.

Yeah BL Edelgard goes down like a bitch but all of Dimitri's deaths in all the routes that aren't his are pathetic.

It just evaporates what little respect people might have had for the mole people as a villain faction

before her innate is remotely useful*
>when everyones on a wyvern or pegasus i wombo her passive with bishop mastery and she heals half her health and a quarter of everyone else's every turn
truly the heart of my deathball
and the owner of my heart

Anime games refuse to let anyone under 40 grow beards, please understand

Reminder any choice is right as long as it isn't the tranny option BLACKED eagle.

Edelgard stole his beard along with his throne.

You try staying composed after watching a guy get stabbed to death.

His hair should have been also way longer.
Nip logic. Don't question it.

East Asians don’t like hairy dudes. First month my dad’s ex-girlfriend did when they were together was get him laser treated around his chest. Thankful he was able to avoid his face from being ruined by promising to shave everyday.

>Dimitri killed children
Does this make him better or worse than Arvis?

Get Felix. He's a god among men

FUCK CRESTS

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she parrots this with shamir as well but i think it's more sadly consistent with the fact that she realizes
>rhea will never love me back
meanwhile raphael gets side burns and claude gets weird mutton chops

>BE
best = bernadetta
worst = edelgard

>BL
best = dedue
worst = ingrid

>GD
best = hilda or lorenz
worst = raphael

>Church
best = flayn or seteth
worst = alois

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>playing with dub voices
Why would you do this.

Come on man the symbolism is incredibly obvious. She knows she has essentially zero chance of actually killing a crest gorilla like Dimitri, it's more about making a final refusal to surrender and admitting that he needs to kill her to end things.

It's also a way of "returning" the gifted dagger, offering it hilt first is a sign of submission and would result in being captured alive. Given her psychosis is no less than Dimitri's do you really expect her to ever go back to being locked in a dungeon given her past?

>Edelgard is a bitch that won't back down.
This is completely correct though. When Dimitri tries to spare Edelgard in his route she fucking shanks him.

>Edelgard stole his beard along with his throne.

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1. This is completely unnecessary, just feed a couple kills to your lower level units and they'll catch up enough with the way the experience curve works.
2. I had zero at that point, your stats and support levels with them probably won't be high enough. I recruited every single recruitable character by about chapter 9.
3. Death Knight shows up again, though I think Hubert is literally the only person that it makes sense to turn into a dark mage, so on BL you don't need to worry. You can kill him easily in one turn by chipping away with gambits then having Dimitri use a Knightkneeler on him. Or just recruit Lysithea for her horse effective nuke spell.
4. Eh, Byleth gets a unique class that can use magic a bit later on, give him/her a skill gem when you get one and just raise it in battle.

El Pez...

Nah, it's definitely the boy's love route.

Die sjw kike

Shit tastes: The post

Catherine
Fembyleth
There’s others where he’s just fine

>brother played BL
>i play GD
>i ask him "hey how did you deal with the dubstep fortress"
>the what?
oops

>DUDE WHAT IF WE GAVE BOWS FIVE RANGE *AND* CLOSE COUNTER
What the fuck were they thinking?

Holy shit this is some bad taste to a legendary degree.
>inb4 Edeltard

seethe edeltard

The funny thing if you think about it is that the moles are fucking pathetic in all the routes
>in CF they're dealt in epilogues as if they're that unimportant
>in BL Dimitri accidentally kills all of their heads without trying
>in the Church you just go in, clean house and leave
>in GD, the one time they're a big threat, the big bad isn't even them but Unga the first Bunga that they kept chained in a fridge because they're too much of a bitch ass to handle him
>hell they're actually called Agarthans but no one even has the respect or care to even call them that
the dubsteppers are fucking worms and I love it.

Dude, the simple fact she got a CINEMATIC for her death puts her above others. It's simply the rule. She gets on her knees and accepts defeat calmly, these qualify for a good death scene.

Because beards are disgusting.
The girls don't get armpit or leg hair either.

No shit, he's a fucking wreck without Byleth. That's true for pretty much everyone.

i dont like dubstep but for me it matched the laser guided cruise missiles

t. hairlet

Should i just make sylvain a wyvern rider?

Was it ever explained how the Slytherins came to acquire ICBMs?

> shits on Ingrid, Alois and Raphael
Yeah, you have genuinely garbage tastes.
Also stay mad fag.

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Ah, that shouldn't be too hard, since I'm going all out on swords and speed for my byleth.

>meanwhile raphael gets side burns and claude gets weird mutton chops
In conclusion: It's a good thing he didn't get anything. Especially considering his father's weird ass facial hair.

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If they're worms then who's the snek?

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flight=flexibility
you only get one lampdos shield iirc tho butwhen in doubt falco knight
>can eat spells
>definitely going to get alert stance+ due to flight mastery

And who sent those children? Edelgard did.

If you liked Xenoblade 2 for the story, 3H is probably more up your alley
If you enjoyed the exploration aspects, BOTW is the better pick
Alternatively, wait till DQ11S comes out

Sothis came and gave Agarthans technology
Agarthans go full retard and engage in nuclear war
The Nabateans purge the Agarthans for being full retards but some escaped underground to the bunkers
thousand years later those bunkers become tron and also they still have the nukes

He married another guy's concubine.

they're pretty fuckin boring characters user

The Agarthans fill the role of ancient advance civilizations trope. At the height of their power before going to war forcing Sothis to heal the land (causing her to sleep), they probably built them.

>second battle of Gronder Field on BL
>Petra, Hubert, Edelgard, and Claude retreat.
>everyone else fucking dies.

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iirc wasn't it with HIS childhood gift of all things?
what a sick, spiteful cunt

I am having trouble with GD for the same reason. The plot is so shit and Claude just set a town on fire with his own soldiers in it. The only characters I like are Hilda and Lorenz. It is a struggle to not just revert back to my Lions I recruited to save.

White men with blond hair are the most attractive, so he gets a pass. Likewise, cute Asian girls can seemingly do no wrong.

Plenty play the other routes.

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>my brother would not appreciate you saying that!

Sure, that's all very apparent, but that doesn't mean it's not highly undignified.

>Okay, hear me out
>a relic
>that gives +2 range to all magic
>i'm not finished
>and a skill that gives another +1 range when they get to S rank
Genius. 6 range Thoron. Why the fuck not.

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Sad that even up until that point he was ready to forgive her and give her another chance.

(lol

What I find hilarious is that Edelgard is one of the shortest girls in the game post timeskip, it just makes her outfit all the more compensating

to be fair lategame/endgame using a bow to deal damage requires ALOT of strength and dex regardless of weapon mastery so it's definitely the trickiest class to work with in terms of raw stat checks

kek

>BE
Didn't play yet. But Ferdinand is super annoying while Bernadetta is a treasure I'll always recruit.

>BL
Best: Sylvain
Worst: Gilbert
If Gilbert is cheating, Felix. Everyone is great on this route though, so just barely.

>GD
Best: Hilda
Worst: Lorenz

>Church
Best: Seteth
Worst: Alois

yeah they're totally a joke after the timeskip

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Every Lord displays mercy in their own route.

Bows are going to get shat on so hard in lunatic it’s not even funny.

Felix is unironically the best character in the game what is wrong with you?

Why does everyone hate my boy Alois?

>killer clown girl
>does everything wrong
>begs for mercy when she gets backstabbed by her own kind
>tfw i still wish i could help her, if only because id love a yandere killer lizard woman clown on my team to eternally piss off leonie
MAKE IT DLC

It's the facial hair. And the puns.

>Black eagles
best = Bernie
worst = Dorothea

>Blue Lions
Best = Dimitri
Worst = Ingrid

>Golden deers
Best = Lorenz
Worst = Lysithea

>Church
Best = Seetheth
Worst = Shamir

in case you haven't played crimson flower, edelgard is a massive fucking dork and coming up with a flamboyant costume to compensate for being so smol is exactly the sort of autistic shit she'd spend five years worrying over without byleth around to fuck her senseless

>Person who killed kids trying to murder him in self defence is responsible for their deaths
>Not the person who thought sending children to face a grown man skilled at combat was a good idea
This is some mgs5 tier cuck shit.
>Kid shoots gun at me
>shoot back
>MISSION FAILED
>BOSS WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DID YOU DEFEND YOURSELF

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>the puns
>t. Never had a dad

He’s a family man that makes dad jokes. Everyone hates him because they can’t have what he has: A happy fulfilling life with a family.

are you sure about that?

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and to top it off
>lysithea reaches S on faith, reason, and authority before your falco knights and martial classes reach A on their lances

Raphael really overdoes his country bumpkin stick.
What I find annoying about GD is that half the house barely share a neuron between them, as if to compensate for Claude and Lysithea.

Nobody actually bothers to do the old man supports.
His support with Bernie is great and pretty essential for both characters

The strike force naming is also silly. And I thought Anette was the dork.

You did recruit and make best friends kill each other when you did BE route, right?

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Hes really not. Catherines got him beat as far as sword masters go, all the lords are better and byleth is better

Anyone else feel sad about how the main characters unwittingly sabotage themselves?
>Rhea becomes secretive and lies about Nemesis to prevent another Nemesis from appearing
>If Rhea wasn't so secretive then Edelgard would never develop anti-church sentiment and if she hadn't lied about Nemesis El would have never considered him a hero worth idolizing
>in fact Jeralt would also have no reason to leave
>if Edelgard was more trusting of her class and fellow students, the war could have possibly been diffused before ever happening and El wouldn't have become a tyrant
>If Dimitri was just more willing to speak with El, she could have realized that noble child she once loved is him and have her whole perspective changed, and Dimitri wouldn't have been outcast and gone mad
>tfw the personal conspiracies of silence are what caused the war to break out as it did and for the suffering to continue
>tfw by the time any of the above parties realized that they could have talked it out, it's far past the point of that option being available anymore
>tfw the smelly dumb slither scum could have been dealt with without undue suffering of the innocent

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>his flayn pairing
i thought flayn would be loli muh kawaii bait but all her bantz and bonds are nearly as great as seteths
at least from what ive seen so far playing GD

>Nah. Edelgard is a bitch that won't back down. Just kill her.
Considering when Dimitri offers to spare her she pulls a knife and tries to kill him, she wasn't wrong.

>half the house barely share a neuron between them, as if to compensate for Claude and Lysithea.
>Hilda is the first person to see past Edelgard's bullshit
>Only character to notice how fucked up relics look

>felix
>worst
why do i get the feeling a feral pig of some sort made this post?

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Not if Dedue gets married.

the empress who plunged the continent into war spends what miniscule free time she has cooped up in her chambers drawing self insert shoujo fanfics of her and byleth bumping uglies

Sword Master isn't even Felix's best class, War Master is.

You DID make Sylvain gut his brother right?

> Hey how about we fix the issues so we have no game
No offense user. But retardation is required to get the story going.
Also Nemesis is still cool because he is the original Bunga

>Black Eagles
best = Petra
worst = Lindhardt
>Blue Lions
best = Mercedes
worst = Sylvain
>Golden Deer
best = Lysithea
worst = Leonie
>Church of Seiros
best = Catherine
worst = Flayn

Not a feral pig, a true knight

You don't need to kill any students besides from Dedue and Dimitri in black eagles

Even the final map, edelgarde can just go fucking gigagorilla and solo the dragon with her infinite attacks

>GD route Byleth is somehow obsessed with rescuing Rhea even though church route has a better pathway to S-Rank with Rhea
>the most Byleth is obsesses with Rhea the more Edelgard is pissed off
Shit sounds like a soap opera.

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>/u/cuck
That explains a lot.

>best = Mercedes
>worst = Sylvain

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This. She's as chuuni as it gets. I laughed when she jumped out with the striking force shit. I wanted there to be a line mocking her for it, but alas.

>go MS because lol i like to think of him as an angsty weeb
>hitting for 20's
equip gauntlets cause iwant to see some jiujitsu
>despite being D~ in fists he's quadra smashing fools for 20 per hit, but thoroning them for 9-15
oh snab

OH so literally nothing wrong then

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I hate that in order to take part in these threads, I need to have done Edelgard AND Dimitri’s routes. All I’ve finished so far are GD and Church.

Seethe. Have sex. Dilate. Sneed. Drink water.

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Golden Deer is weird. It makes more sense in Church for El to be bylethsexual since he had the chance to join her but never took it

What would make Edelgard seethe more, S-Ranking Rhea or S-Ranking Sothis?

>Greetings Professor, nothing to report.

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based

PATROLLED

>seethe
Way ahead of you

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Doing her route. Then S ranking Sothis as she confesses

Rhea, apparently Edelgard somehow think that Sothis doesn't even exist even with all of the shit Byleth pulls off.

>I wanted there to be a line mocking her for it, but alas.

There is one where you say "isnt' that a bit much?" iirc. Her response to that both lower support points and makes her say "well in that case let's agree to disagree"

>Edeltard is a literal lizard people conspiracist
Did they do this on purpose?

I get it but it still it hurts my heart that the character's silence was their own undoing, especially since they often felt that such silence was the best course of action.
Also yeah Nemesis is cool.

Rhea for sure, she has nothing against the worship of Sothis and the latter is a fucking ghost tulpa in your head

You can S rank Sothis even on crimson flower

What do you think the phrase morally grey means? I keep seeing people who try to defend Edelgard call her that. These threads aren’t interesting anymore though. It’s the same shitposts over and over.

Okay I giggled. Nice one user

>far cry from dindu nuffin
I don't
It's great to have a NUCLEAR lord, I don't need a 100% perfect good boy that's always right and floats through every moral dilemma with a "can do no wrong" card

>fe6 dragons almost wiped out humanity
you have this completely flipped around. the dragons and humans coexisted, and then athos (and maybe brammimond, it is unclear) woke up one day and decided to kill some dragons with their superpowered magic tomes just to see if they can. obviously, the dragons became upset, and started retaliating against him. after athos had enough dragon corpses, he forged legendary weapons out of them, and lied to one or more of the group of naive kids that became the "8 legendary heroes" about how the dragons were trying to attack him for no reason whatsoever. The dragons then create a council, agree NOT to create a war machine in order to fight against the human scourge, and then the 8 legendary heroes invade the council, use the legendary weapons to turn the dragons into weaker manakete form by causing the eternal winter and (temporarily) removing high magic from the world, and then massacre the depowered dragons with their own depowered but still quite sharp weapons. Finally, the massive amounts of dragon blood and ill intent in the room force the ritual to activate prematurely and turn one surviving dragon child into the exact war machine that the dragons considered but ultimately agreed not to create.

>No option to stab Edelgard and steal Fodlan for yourself in Crimson Flower.

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S ranking hubert

Don't forget
>she's allied with literal Illuminati who control her empire from the shadows

>Black Eagles
best = Ferdinand
worst = Bernadetta
>>Blue Lions
best = Felix
worst = Dedue
>Golden Deer
best = Hilda
worst = Leonie
>Church of Seiros
best = Seteth
worst = Catherine

S-ranking Flayn in GD/Church route where the Dynasty of an United Kingdom of Fódlan is ruled by Maneketes.

It means they think Legion aren’t bad guys and probably also believe House to not be a tyrant.

Byleth is a good boy

You do understand that Sothis is the schizophrenia route right? She would just think you'd lost your mind.

I just found him more boring than the other Blue Lions, which isn't saying much considering.
Characters like him are super common in anime (I don't just mean tsundere, but the whole dark intense swordsman shtick) and he doesn't really do anything to subvert this. Also I didn't find backstory about Glenn that engaging, on a personal level.

How did he poll in the JP character polls? Probably a lot lower than he would in the west, they played a very common character type too straight.

She gives her blessings though? Also when you answer "Yes please" and he just get caught off guard. Man Hubert is a gift.

and that's a good thing

Given the Dimitri ghost in Church route, we don’t need to speculate that.

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He's probably top 5 guys, because fujos pair him with Sylvain.

>Black Eagles
best = Ferdinand
worst = Petra
>Blue Lions
best = Felix
worst = Mercedes
>Golden Deer
best = Hilda
worst = Lorentz
>Church of Seiros
best = Catherine
worst = Alois

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Not killing the students you don't recruit is fucking gay.

That's why you don't recruit everyone, the tragedy is what makes it good baby.

>I don't just mean tsundere
He’s not tsundere though, he’s chuuni. There’s a difference.

>backstory involves humans being retarded mouth breathing warmongers
>dragons are just like “it’s cool we forgive you” until they take it too far and then it’s not so cool
Why does IS love doing this so much

>and he doesn't really do anything to subvert this
inb4 someone says you didn't see any of his bonds
I see where you're going and its not like I have particular fondness of him, but I do love how out of place his interactions are and it speaks more of the other characters when they try and bond with him

based

Nah gotta save everyone sometimes mate.
If you want to murder everything, just play Dimitri's route.

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Surprisingly none of the lords this time around are typical FE goody two shoes

Rhea's reign as the immaculate one has been long, lonely, filled with blood and she's mentally unstable to the point she just wants to retire and be a dragon onahole to atone

Dimitri really is a wild boar, in every route but his own he violently self destructs

Claude is an Almyran Trojan horse that abandons Fodlan no matter what

Edelgarde is the damn flame emperor

How did GD simultaneously get memed as the gay squad and the gay haters at the same time?

Where the fuck did you get this info?

>ywn have a bro like Dedue

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Half the house doesn't include Hilda.

Raphael, Leonie, Lorenz are all idiots. Ignatz is a ~sensitive artist~. Thatxs half, I'll also throw in Marianne because she has her brain addled by depression for half the game (not her fault though, she gets better).

>Blyat would rather pretend to be a schizo than fuck Edelgard

Makes the AI less likely to target you

>and he doesn't really do anything to subvert this
Probably cause he ain’t trying to be any different. And he’s still probably one of the best Navarres.

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>Dimitri
>not the most typical lord ever
He’s slightly edgier Marth with two alternate routes to show what would happen if luck and plot armor didn’t side with him.

KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.

I make it a rule to only recruit up to 2 students and 1 teacher, both my BL and GD runs have been like that.

War Master is good, but Dancer puts him in a sexy outfit. It's clearly superior.

>If you want to murder everything, just play Dimitri's route.
Truly the Chad route. Is there a rip and tear edit of Dimitri yet?

Edelgard playing 4D chess like Claude :^)

>BE
Best: Petra
Worst: Edelgard, oh no lords? Hubert, then. If that still counts as cheating, Caspar
>BL
Best: Annette
Worst: Sylvain
>GD
Best: Marianne
Worst: Leonie
>Church
Best: Alois
Worst: Cyril

For the actual gameplay (purely based on the RNG I got in my runs)
>BE
Best: Petra (Wyvern)
Worst: Caspar
>BL
Best: Ingrid (Falcon)
Worst: Ashe
>GD
Best: Leonie or Hilda(both Wyverns)
Worst: Ignatz
>Church
Best: Shamir (Bow bitch)
Worst: Manuela

With all the terrain to cuck Horse Emblem out of existence in this one, Flying Emblem is now king.

SJWs wanted Claude as the gay lord, because stereotyping people is wrong unless you want to fuck them.
Not only he was straight, there's not a single homo in his house.

>literally any character is [x] type
>someone always chimes in that he's "the most typical" of [x] type

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Play the HM/HHM/x chapters in 7 and complete all of the optional objectives, the game is basically a giant hidden loredump for elibe

Also, native japanese, not the quality english translation that saw the word Aegir, Nergal's power source; and the word Aenir, Nergal's dragon waifu and the mother of Nils and Ninian; and translates both words as Quintessence.

TBQH a lot of Edelgard's fuck ups has to do with her emotional attachment to Byleth. She didn't have to come out for Gronder Field only to get injured forcing her to take alien steroids. After that she just consistently fuck up forcing an easy victory for the Alliance/Kingdom.

But Dimitri's route is the one where you can potentially murder the least amount of people. You literally can recruit everyone except Edel, Hubert, and Claude in it.

>If you want to murder everything, just play Dimitri's route.
If by kill you mean save. Dimitri, Claude, and Rhea make it out alive in BL.

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So my Battalion's are all max level. What now?

Picking Church route and S-ranking Flayn so that your Royal line are all Dragons FOREVER.

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Thanks bro.

The routes are Boys Love, General Discussion, and Breast Expansion.

Flayn is for BL user.

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BE is exactly the same minus Rhea. You can ignore Hilda, rush Claude and spare him.

And /ss/

Jahn tells you that once humanity was about to win most of the dragons left to another dimension but they left 1 little divine dragon girl behind, then jahn mindbreaks her and turns her into a demon dragon to gain more forces but then Harmut comes and seals her thus destroying his plan

Reassign a new battalion of a higher rank to train up.

I like that you can tell from the wall that this pic is taking place at the fishing dock.

Holy shit, I'd heard 7's story sucked but I could have never imagined that it would extend as far as ruining 6. Thank god I never got far into it. This gives Fates a run for its money.

You kill the least amount of people on Dimitri's route actually. He becomes saint king after all.

>their remaining years
How long, exactly?

His best support was Annette's, yes.
Even if it felt like something straight out of Hakuouki.

>then jahn mindbreaks her and turns her into a demon dragon to gain more forces
He wasn’t the one that did it dude, he’s just some guy who was un/lucky enough to get trapped in the Dragon Temple during the Ending Winter.

How would you feel if you were a superhuman king with the moral obligation of protecting the pope, that can bench press a horse with 1 hand and singlehandledly smash through an impregnable fortress, lose to an autistic fanart drawing atheist that murders your family, invades your Homeland and then spits in your face by going "lol, stop resisting retard"

Yeah, but the question was how to piss off Edelgard. Having Divine Dragons rule as royalty of a United Fódlan will make Edelgard spin in her grave so much that she could produce enough power to keep Shambala fully operational for centuries.

Dragons have many negative traits, but if anything, they are indolent that are prone to inaction when action is necessary, while humans are the ones acting rashly. Makes sense when you consider that one race is a bunch of indolent ageless lizards who can have a nice sleep that lasts longer than the other race's lifespan.

That said, dragons have another annoying niggle where they essentially develop dementia as they gather more knowledge and power, and as they age their power level can only go up and the best they can do is make sure that the insanity happens as slow and gracefully as possible, and that they have an escape plan of someone who sticks around to kill them once they go too far off their rocker.

He’s more Caim than Soomguy
>Fallen prince of a small kingdom allied with the church getting engulfed by a larger empire which seeks to dismantle it
>Awkward with politics and a young age, preferred to practice swordplay than pursue love. Extreme tard strength.
>Parents were killed early in life, eternally seething ever since
>Kills his sister who turns into a monster
>Goes on a murderous rampage, horrifying both his allies and enemies alike, killing child soldiers and completely losing himself
>Accidentally kills a few ayy lmaos along the way but seriously could care less about what they are or where they come from
>Usually ends up doing the right thing but at the cost of complete self destruction
If Dimitri had gone straight to enbarr instead of reconquering Fhirdiad they would’ve had similar character arcs

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Ashamed.

I don’t see it. Felix just overhears her singing and then gets obsessed with it. It’s fluffy, but not really him having a soft spot for her.

Until they fake their deaths and change identities.

forever, thanks to strong and thick dragon dick

Ashe was my best unit on BL. RNG is a strange god.

However long until people get suspicious.

Probably like 9000 years.

Pretty sure its impossible to pair him with anyone else if you just view all the A rank conversations. His eternally platonic life partner Sylvain would stay at the top of the Close Allies list no matter what.

Most of the "7's story sucked" shit is western complaints about a shitty translation from an era where people didnt quite realize that translations in games change the meaning from the original.

I mean to be honest, if retardation didn't take place, then we would have a plot still, it'd be completely different but it would give us one route only.
And the three-way war would have been between the Snakemen, the Church and the ragtag bunch of misfits that is the coalition of the classes

I dunno. Jerald somehow got away with living over 100 without anyone noticing it

He fell in love at first sight with her dancing and singing.
His whole support is his autistic ass coming to terms with that.

Ashe is turning out to be one of my mainstays on Church, given just how invaluable his lockpick utility is. That’s probably not gonna change once I start BL.

Dimitri is already dead and buried by the time edelgarde goes after Rhea.

Dimitri is a murderhobo but even he's not so fuckkng stupid as to condone a dragon setting fire to his own capital with everyone still inside

No clue, his support with Manuela is fucking hilarious. They have dinner together and he spends the whole time telling her how much he loves his wife and kids.

>Caim is the only son of Gaap, a kind and just king who once ruled a small eastern country named Caerleon. Caim was once a courteous and gentle youth like his father; he easily forgave his fellow man and never held a grudge. He idolized his father and aspired to be like him, clinging closely to Gaap's lessons of swordsmanship and enjoying his sparring sessions with his childhood friend, Inuart. Since Caim spent most of his youth dedicating himself to his extensive sword training, he was completely unaware of the Empire inching closer to his homeland.

>On his eighteenth birthday, as he hurried to receive his parents' blessings, Caim personally witnessed the Black Dragon devouring his mother. Gaap told his son to escape with Furiae and tried to hold it off; he too fell before it. The death of his parents dealt a deafening blow to both him and the kingdom. Caim learned afterwards that the dragon was sent there by the Watchers, who were associated with the Empire. The only remnant he had left to note his royalty was the bracelet both he and Furiae wear on their left wrist. In his period of grief, Caim's kindness died with his parents.

>After his kingdom fell to ruin, Caim decided to rely on no one else but himself. He would only believe in his own strength and his sword in the battlefield. When he first left his home and joined the Union, it was with the pure intent of avenging his parents. As the years of fighting the Empire waged on, however, Caim's anger towards his loss gradually manifested into pleasure from killing others. His guilt was dulled with the many lives he took. He justifies to himself that he is fighting for revenge, even if his naysayers state otherwise.
Shit, sounds based

user....Flayn is a Light Dragon.

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It's the only support where he drops the tsun entirely.

Cool.
But that doesn't excuse this stupid as fuck "dragons dindu nuffin" retcon.
At least Fate's retardation is self contained

Which route is it that reveals why he had transfused dragon blood? I’ve finished GD and it’s explained nothing.

If only the gameplay wasn't so, so crap.
It's the most batshit yokotaro plot.

HE’S NOT A TSUNDERE FFS
I know what a tsundere acts like, and this ain’t it. Trust me, I’ve read more FE14 supports than I can stomach, I KNOW what tsundere behavior sounds like.

That's just Alois' A support convo, I think.

It's monastery dialogue with alois

>Which route is it that reveals why he had transfused dragon blood?

Any route. Alois's B support tells you Jeralt told him while drunk Rhea gave him some of her blood to save him and that he stopped counting his age when he reached over 100

Dimitri is a better written and handled Xander
Felix is a better written and handled Takumi
Lorentz is a better written and handled Virion even though Virion was already great

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Since the two remaining saints are both a dragon and a phoenix, which one do you think Flayn is? Is she a tiger dragon, or the typical snake like eastern dragon?

B Support with Alois,

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You really think I didn’t get that support yet?
That’s not WHY, though. That’s just telling the fact.
Read the post before you respond to it.

>likes fish
>feline dragon
hmmm

Church route.
Rhea gave him an infusion when they first met.

Hilda and Marianne is a weird support, Hilda manipulates people to do shit for her but she will go out of her way to help Marianne.

Because Rhea was playing mad scientist, probably. Shouldn't be too hard to infer.

>a dragon and a phoenix,
It’s a turtle dragon. Also I really don’t think Macril looks like a phoenix.

Wait I can't rank them up?

There are various degrees of tsundere. Not all of them are literally Shana.

the more I figure out about the lore the less I can justify fighting the church. Seems Rhea unironically dindu nuffin

She probably realizes Marianne wants to die. Hilda is the secret genius with retard strength, after all.

But the Tiger is the one that is the most devoted to justice and righteousness, and considering Seteth personality and their hairstyles I want to think he is the Tiger. Flayn can be a River god with her love of fish being sacrifice to her on her saint day.

No, she did a ton of shady stuff and she's about to go insane.
Rhea, herself, needs to go, not the church.

Dimitri is more a Leon, although his character is taken to the extreme, broken and rebuilt. They talk more or less the same way (at least, when sane).

Marx talks like Seteth.

No you don’t. Felix isn’t a tsundere, he’s a chuuni. That’s a different form of “angsty Japanese person with problems opening up to people”, mainly related to being a jaded know-it-all with attitude problems. It’s just that people tend to think chuuni only applies to people like Owain and Okabe, when it’s just as applicable to people like Gladion and Shirou.

Also he's an Earth Dragon.

Even in FE6, the dragons did nothing. The "dark dragon" is a war machine in the shape of a manakete, left as an aftereffect of the war because Roland was too naive to kill something that looked like a qt3.14 grill and chose to seal it away for a thousand years instead. The surviving dragons live in a hidden desert colony and harm absolutely no one. FE7 just explains that this is because roland is the exact type of naive idiot that athos intentionally searched out to draft into his war party.

Rhea did some bads, but they where nowhere near as bad as Edelgard claims.

Hartmut, not Roland. Roland was the guy with Durandal, Hartmut was the guy with Exaccus and the Sword of Seals.

Whoops, you right

BE Felix is incredibly OOC so I wouldn't recommend picking him up.

I wouldn't say that Rhea did absolutely nothing wrong, but Edelgard's crusade against her is extremely out of proportion. She can be blamed for literally rewriting history so that people worship Crests and Relics. Even if its humans themselves that ended up perpetuating the "nobles > commoners" spiel that causes suffering for most of the students, she technically started it.

Makes you wonder why she even did that in the first place, instead of just letting humans know that their Crests aren't divine at all.

>Shana
Huh, now you’ve made me curious. What’s the first character to come to your mind when you think “tsundere”, Yea Forums?

>Black Eagles
best = Caspar
worst = Hubert or Bernadetta but she's starting to grow on me a little

>Blue Lions
best = Felix
worst = Ingrid

>Golden Deer
best = Hilda
worst = Leonie

>Church of Seiros
best = Seteth
worst = Cyril

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But Felix is not shirou. He is barely even a chuuni for fuck's sake, aside from being edgy and ignoring propriety with nearly rveryone, he is one of the most realist characters on the cast. He points out correctly that chivalry is bullshit and that Dedue is being creepy. Just because he likes swords in a medieval setting does not give him "sixth grader's syndrome".

And yes he is a tsundere. A male tsundere the way the main character of Hakuouki, or the dark haired guy in utapuri, or a million characters with his personality in otome media who are regularly called tsundere.

Isn't he the only BL guy who runs on logic tho? He even hates his dad for making his bro die for the sake of honor

Some posts I think nailed it.
By making crests holy and special, you force expectations on the people who have them, thus making them upstanding individuals and preventing them from chimping out and abusing them like retards.

No he's not, the blind loyalty and obsession the church has in crimson flower is the exact sort of behavior he most despises

Felix watching in disgust as the knights of the church torch the Holy Kingdom's capital because they were "just following orders, just doing their duty" is pretty fucking in character.

You can also have a father-son showdown

he doesnt hate his family, he hates the idea that dying is cool

Yeah but they still ended up abusing it regardless

Felix, despite of what he says and how he acts, is pretty much Dimitri's retainer, moreso than Deude.
He's a cunt to them because he cares and everyone in his house is pretty broken.

He's logical, but in a way where he still prioritizes his friends. Having him willingly go against them goes against pretty much what all his BL supports say about his character.

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You don't have a group of crest users rampaging the continent for 100 years, it's fine by Rhea.

Shut the fuck up with this revisionist bullshit.
The reason the backstory of FE6 worked so well is because it was left rather ambiguous as to if the humans or dragons were responsible for the war. Idoun only works because she represents the Dragon's turning to darker methods to defeat the humans, which makes her a tragic figure. If you cut away that narrative like FE7 apparently does, you're just left with a hollow husk of a story that has no nuance and features a dragon turning into a war machine because "whoops an accident". It's fucking stupid.
>The surviving dragons live in a hidden desert colony and harm absolutely no one.
Which is incredibly important for other reasons. The entire point of the colony is to prove Zephiel and Jahn's misguided views wrong, that humanity can coexist peacefully with dragons.
Hell, Jahn no longer works as an antagonist if he's ACTUALLY right.
God, this entire retcon is so dumb.

I want to see someone do a 3 Houses version of the Eclipse at one point too. With Edelgard as Griffith and fem Byleth as Casca.

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>a million characters with his personality in otome media who are regularly called tsundere.
No, they’re usually called “brooding bad boys”, because the Tsundere label shouldn’t be an automatic label to any character that exhibits Ice-Queen behavior.
And the legitimacy of Felix’s reasoning for being like he is doesn’t mean he isn’t still a chuuni, though, at least until after the timeskip.

Nothing like doing the Church route as Fem!Byleth and S ranking Rhea. You're her mother, but she's your mommy. Meanwhile Flayn is gonna have to be taken away because she can't see two women married, she might get wrong ideas.

He’d be more attractive with dark hair. Brown/blonde hair with light eyes and fair to tanned skin is best.

Logically, shouldn't she want to just kill off all the Crest users and hoard the Relics? Both were created by the blood and bones of her race, which has been killed off down to just 4 others besides her.

This.
Felix is the goodest of boys who just doesn't want to lose any more of his friends.

His cynical take on everything is because he wants his friends to think about what they do and believe as opposed to dying like his brother did. He clashes with them but he still loves them.

>guy who deeply loves his friends and family betraying said friends and family
>in character
Said father-son showdown is probably one of the worst cases, as much as he disagrees with the man he still loves him.

She does chores with Cyril so she is literally a maid dragon.

Brown/black hair. My bad. Get some taste otomesis.

Felix doesn't hate his dad and his dad says he has every right to be upset and that he messed up. Felix is even more of Dimitri's retainer than Dedue almost.

That's what makes Rhea a decent character, she's not blaming the descendants of the 10 elites and protects humans despite how she feels about the whole ordeal.

If it helps in the BE I recall seeing him in the monastery saying he's ok with killing his friends while hesitating to say it, making pretty obvious he's trying to pull a facade

Being a chuuni means being delusional in a childish or cringy way. That is the literal opposite of Felix.

And no-one calls those characters "brooding bad boys" because they are literally hot-cold. It's a specific character type is harsh nearly to the point of being abusive, except when he thaws and shows his real intentions. We call that tsundere.

The thing is that Rhea will protect them as long she herself think they deserve forgiveness. Some random dude got a bad childhood because he was born with no crest? yeah the dude clearly deserved to die instead for just being a scumbag

>director and artist for MaidDragon usually does art of the various game he plays
TBQH I am surprised he hasn't played FE, fuck he hasn't posted in a while. I hope he's alright.

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Hey, she only kills literal vermin, like those fuckers who tried to murder her from the western church.
Rhea IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING is trying to fulfill her mom's wish of protecting humans.

Sylvain's was a fucking bandit leader.