>hit "MAIN MENU"
>not a single food or drink
Hit "MAIN MENU"
Lincoln Turner
Logan Perry
>LOADING
>game has no guns
Hunter Harris
>Please Wait...
>There are no scales to weigh with
Isaiah Ortiz
lol
Brody Brown
>highlight menu option
>press select
>it doesn't select it
>most of the time it is the designated map button
Robert Campbell
>press x
>my ex isn't even in the game
Daniel Cox
>press "start"
why would you name press "start" ?
Josiah Jones
>insert disc 2
>doesn't tell you where
Jacob Brooks
>”Press Any Button”
>console powers down
Jackson Jenkins
>press start to skip
>doesn't make the character hop forward
Jaxson Smith
>please reboot
>I don't know what size boot to put on the console
Eli Cooper
>learn to use spell
>I was illiterate the whole time
Nicholas Martin
please post more
Jacob Ward
>press PGDN to step right
>press PADO to look
What the fuck is PADO
And I'm already looking
Lucas Brooks
Friendly reminder that Akko is still a slut.
Praise Sucy.
Camden Sanders
>Luigi’s Mansion
>Luigi is in fact inside a mansion that he owns
Jonathan Price
Five facts about Diana!
1. Diana is a girl!
2. She's cute!
3. I love her!
4. Diana!
Aiden Russell
>everyone complains about grinding
>there are no railings
Liam Hughes
>press button to fire
>no fires to be seen, you just shoot a gun for some reason
Angel Edwards
>YOU DIED
>I didn't
Christopher Mitchell
>entering lobby
>there's no check-in desk or bell boy
Ethan Adams
>game has microtransactions
>the prices are all but micro
Gabriel Miller
>medieval setting
>monsters know what a menu is
Angel Martinez
>press button
>it doesn't divulge any useful information
Gabriel Martinez
Oh my god you just gave me a really fucking funny idea
Jeremiah Torres
>save game
>game was never in any danger to begin with
Leo Carter
>Option Menu
>most of the settings aren't optional
Colton Allen
>save game
>game is still unsalvageable garbage
Juan Price
>press any button to continue
>i press my belly button
Blake Bennett
>object
>there's no object to be seen and you're just pointing your finger
Michael Powell
>press start
>game pauses
>race never begins
Samuel Morgan
>Set options to high
>Don't feel any different
Jason Gutierrez
Sucy best grill
Charles Ward
>save game
>game doesn't convert to christianity
Juan Green
Only good one in this whole terrible thread.
Mason Bennett
@Everyone in this thread
Jason Allen
>game has motion controls
>controls don't move
Ayden Cox
I want to mating press Akko
Evan Cooper
>not replying to every post in this thread
there was only 35
low effort shitpost
Christopher Morris
>beat game once
>go to "New Game"
>its the same game from before
Jackson Rivera
no u
Easton Powell
>press square
>it's a circle
Gabriel Evans
>People who think Akko isn't best girl
Jose Lee
she's a dumb slut, but in a good way
Elijah Young
>game supports cross-play
>Jesus isn’t even in it
John Nelson
I thought mine was funny.
*dab*
Charles Price
Why tho?
Levi Richardson
>game is multiplayer
>no one on the server has the balls to talk to a girl
Luke Richardson
>select male instead of female as main char
>get called a sexist for not picking a woman
Bentley Young
>i push this button
>i said i push this button
Dammit, this stupid button
Hudson Clark
>get a new life
>i'm still a neet
Ryan Turner
>go to title screen
>i don't get any degree
Andrew Sullivan
>Control port
>Doesn't grant me shipping authority
Alexander Gutierrez
>looking for casual server
>internet game lobbies pop up instead of an informally dressed waiter
Joseph Cook
>Start a new thread
>can't do shit because I don't have a sewing machine
Jackson Reyes
What do you expect from redditorfags like LWAtards ? even 9gag is unironically funnier than LWAtards
Elijah Long
I love my daughter's wife!
Aaron Wright
>add funds to account
>it deletes funds from my other account
Justin Flores
I want to break Akko's legs into this position and make her walk away afterwards
Nathaniel Long
But Diana is Andrew's wife
William Clark
Akko nopan.
Jordan Evans
>platforming game
>you don't form a single plat
Lincoln Davis
Akkofeet
Lincoln King
>select "exit" in menu
>still indoors
Henry Smith
>first person shooter
>you are unable to shoot the first person you see
Alexander Fisher
That was fucking awful. Thank you.
Joseph Fisher
What the fuck is a LWAtard?
Hudson Green
The fuck is this?
Jose Thomas
Tranquila amor... Es solo un virgen...
Josiah Gonzalez
>Downloadable content
>I feel just as bad after downloading it
Jordan Howard
A good ship. Something Diakkofags would never understand
They're saying that to Akko actually.
Josiah Brown
huurr
Joseph Foster
Akko is a bad influence
Wyatt Ross
>A good ship
Try Akko x Andrew
And don't forget about the best ship Diana x Amanda
Levi Morgan
good ships are diana/akko/andrew threesome, chariot/akko, diana/amanda, diana/lotte/amanda threesome, and constanze/sucy.
Ryder Perez
>Chariot/Akko
disgusting
try Ursula/Akko
Leo Martin
good taste
Lincoln Thomas
user...
Carter Johnson
Based and het pilled. Their hatefucking would be legendary.
Jaxon Carter
>You getter faster car performance by switching to manual
>Get the manual out
>Car isn't moving at all
Jeremiah Robinson
Dammit forgot the pic.
Evan Morgan
>set graphics to laptop
>become a laptop
Hudson Smith
tranquilizer armor sounds pretty sick
Cooper Baker
legitimately the funniest one of these I have ever read
excellent
Henry Lopez
Based
Tyler Robinson
>gay sex
>no vagina to put penis in for the purpose of procreation
Cameron Wright
Does that mean I'm already pressing PADO?
Ryder Gonzalez
You got me.
Cooper Rogers
Saved
Aaron Scott
were you able to switch it back, tho??
>breaks reality with his ez transport
Owen Perry
Well of course they do, they had find out a way to let everyone know meat is back on
Austin Brown
You should all be proud.
Blake Powell
Akko is made for softly loving Chariot