Generate a videogame story and come back with it to post it

>most babies are born with teratomas
What the fuck

I don't get why you're replying to me but alright

>you can generate porn with it

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only now I realized how much fan fiction sonic have

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I got a sequel to the lanky kong one from the other day

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Brian, don't leave us hanging!

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> It took some getting used to, but this is what I do best. As soon as a woman gets on this island and I get off, everything's done. If I'm alone, I fuck her as loud as possible so that she can hear me. Sometimes the noise is too loud for the others to hear me, and the girls sometimes get the wrong idea and think, "Oh, that's the guy she's looking at. That's just his fucking cock. What's the big deal?"

Then I hear, "Goddammit, that's her pussy!" Or whatever else it is people say. Sometimes when I'm getting dressed and get naked, I don't want them to notice I'm actually naked. I have to lie down on my back with my dick out, so they can

>tfw it's just feeding us alternate timelines

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>Gabe Newell rolled up on stage, and held up three fingers before:
asking "Which one is that?" Gabe was playing Super Mario Bros., his favorite game, and he said "It's the one with the red door." Valve did the same, and then it was obvious Valve was using a Super Mario Bros. clone as a placeholder for a new version of Half-Life.

"Which one is it?" Gabe Newell rolled up on stage, and held up three fingers before asking "Which one is it?"

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"Oh, yeah," Gabe said. "The one with the big door... It's the one with the door, yeah." Gabe said the phrase as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, and we all had the same idea at that moment: that this was Valve, the most obvious team in the world, and that this is a brilliant game. This is not a bad game. This is an amazing game. This is why Valve's going to move all of the games they make to console, and Steam. And if Half-Life 3 is good, they'll make it on

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I knew Sony were the bad guys

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Huh.

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