It's good

FUCKING SOLD

sorry faggot, but i don't buy games that don't work.

You and I both know that's absolutely not true. There's NO need to lie.

There's a lot of resident evil 7 in this game, for better or for worse
It's not as walking sim as other blober titles or whatever they are called
It's a shame they had a bad launch, because the whole deal with the dog is fantastic

Actually bad or Mankind Divided
>it won't run at 60FPS 1440p max settings on my toaster from 2011 so it's unoptimized!
bad?

>hurr i dont recommend this game because my toaster pc cant run it or I'mgetting some fucking random error that's only affecting my machine in particular thumbs down :(
Cool, that tells me nothing about the actual gameplay, you unhelpful fucks.

Not being able to run the game is a big aspect when it comes to gameplay you stupid fuck.

tone it down there with the language buddies, literally go and fornicate

dog spoiler so the dog dies or can you save it somehow

Runs like absolute shit. How is this going to even work on consoles? Half resolution scale?

>Capcom "puzzles"
>Alan Wake flashlight mechanic
>Re7 VHS time bending mechanic
>Outlast 2 forest night can't see shit "mechanic"
>Really good graphics
>Horrible performance issues because AA+blur
>Doggo leads the way, warns you about stuff, impossible progression without it finding stuff
It's better than I expected

Playing it on my xbox. Got it for free with my gamepass.
Still in the beginning, it seems like fun I guess.

It's on PC game pass, too

pretty based

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FOV is cancer

>what is law of large numbers?
Illiterate retard.

Don't leave a review until you can actually weigh in on the gameplay, I don't give a shit about whatever stupid issues your shitbox PC is giving you, I want to know what the fucking gameplay is like

>combat
Trash
>atmosphere
Amazing

I get where you are coming from, but imagine if that happened in the days when you were not able to update your game online. That would damage the company a lot. Now you can just release a game without testing it properly and just say you will fix things later

Is there any Heather/Mike/Josh easter egg?
I want to fuck Heather

stupid bitch lost the map though

good taste

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t. mike

NOT BEING ABLE TO RUN THE GAME DUE TO PERFORMANCE OR BUGS IS WEIGHING IN ON THE GAMEPLAY YOU STUPID SHIT THERE'S MORE TO VIDEO GAMES THAN GAMEPLAY YOU'RE SO RETARDED I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK BUT CAN'T WHICH MAKES IT ALL THE MORE FRUSTRATING YOU WANNA KNOW THE GAMEPLAY YOU DUMB NIGGER THE GAMEPLAY IS YOU CAN'T PLAY THE GAMEPLAY BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK WOOOW SO HARD LIKE MY COCK TO UNDERSTAND RIGHT FUCK YOU'RE STUPID SHUT THE HELL UP

I have a 1070 and it runs pretty well. Intro sequence ran at like 30-40, but once it became night it ran fine. Those retards review bombing it probably played 30 seconds and decided that performance was unacceptable.

>gameplay isn't working
>HUUUUUUR WHO CARES

I'm at the bunker on a 1080 at 1440p and can't get past 45fps unless I disable shadows. It's shit.

Is it just an Outlast clone or can I shoot stuft

>making your paying customers test the game
this is why you dont buy shit on launch
wait a little bit

How "open" is the game? Can you actually get lost in the woods or at least wander around for quite a bit until hitting an invisible wal?

And in [Current year], if you don't expect there to be some performance issues for your custom built PC on Day 1, you're way too young to be playing an M rated game lmao

...

Areas are quite large but you'll be gated by tree stumps and bushes a lot. It's still possible to get lost.

Boo hoo 45FPs booooo hooooo sooooo saaaad
45 :(

:( poor babi

Whoever designed first lock assumed people would try to brute force it

are there any boss fights?

>enemies are mostly invisible
>your only clue where they are is the dog
>dog constantly runs in circles hardly giving any help on where the monsters are
>have to resort to just spinning around until the light gets brighter
I want to enjoy this game, but this combat is dumb,

>it's ok when they take your money and fuck you in the ass, don't forget to thank them goy

That's not true. The dog barks in the direction of the monsters

about how long is this game?

The dog actively barks in the direction of the monsters. The only way you can mistake what the dog is doing is if you're the type who purposefully ignores animal companions in vidya.

3-5 hour first playthrough. No, I am not joking.

OH NONONONONO NONO

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After hearing what people tried spouting in the Control threads after they ran right though the game and skipped pretty much all the content therein, I'll take Yea Forums's estimates on game length with a grain of salt.

is a meme game but with something of terror

I would say about 7 hours

better question, how many chapters are in the game?

7 hours is basically the sweet spot for games like these.

Looks like a lot of these haters are just spoiled

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>open lirik stream to see if it good
>high pitch noise screamer 1 minute in
>didn't lower the volume
>think I have tinnitus now
>always hear zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Why scary games do this shit I FUCKING HATE IT LMAO NOISE LMAO LOUD

u mad?

That's hardly significant
I played for like 1 hour and a half and the game says I'm on chapter four
The thing is you can get lost pretty easily and there's plenty of puzzles, add you missed some point of interest plus the dog AI gets retarded and there you have it. It's not that much of a walking sim

It's obviously working for other people. You're literally the embodiment of "doesn't work on my machine >:("

A game like this should not be 10hours long, it would become a grind and would destroy the horror

I tried playing on my toaster and I can on 720p. At least it's playable on trash cans.

True. I updated my drivers and immediately gained 800fps.

Well guess what, it manages to do that with it's already brutally short length. The last chapters are so slow and padded that it's a slog just to finish the fucking thing.

>29
Is this thread real?

>the old familiar sting starts playing

Best bloober team game by far although I have not played layers 2

Layers 2 is awful. Though I didn't like the first one much either.

I have the most objectively correct PC possible. Windows 10 LTSC, the best version of Windows. GTX 1060, the most common GPU. A fairly fresh install from a few weeks ago on a brand new SSD. Downloading this now and I'll report back whether it works.

If it doesn't work on my machine then the game is fucked. If it works on my machine then you lot need to sort your shit out.

It's merely OK.

It starts off interesting and then becomes nearly a walking-simulator at the end with a predictable "twist."

I legitimately don't understand why anyone would think this is a good game. No seriously, name one good thing about it. LITERALLY anything.

The gameplay mechancis are shit. It's functionally a walking simulator. The story elements are super fucking hamfisted.

>10 LTSC, the best version of Windows

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Is that smug anime girl in agreement, or disagreement?

A 1060 will choke badly. The forest leaves burn down cards

Free game available if you played pre-patch.
steamcommunity.com/app/1092660/discussions/0/1635291505026724740/

I can report back that on an objectively correct PC, the game opens fine and goes into gameplay. I can't speak too soon on stability, though.

I can also confirm the framerate is dogshit, even worse than in Layers of Fear

Nothing on the MS Store yet sadly, i got it through PC pass.

Shut up console-tard

Wait until you enter the forest by night

muh console boogerman 45 so sad :(
waaahhh :(
waaahhh 45 ooohhh noooo waaaahhh 45 :(
tard waaaahhhh i';m a nazi waaahhh degeenerwaaahhhh :(
mods please waahhhh 45
ooooooahhhhhhhhhhhh :5

I turned my PC off and then on again and it worked.

Shut up console-tard

this, why test your game? the first customers pay to play the bugged build and report the bugs.

Wait, this actually reminded me that Steam/Valve said they would try to also have films in the store you can buy a long time ago.

What happened? I understand Valve giving up on vidya but why give up on something that requires little to no work on the companies part? It's literally just doing what they are doing now but expand to a bigger market?

Are they so lazy they can't even work on the bare minimum to make more money?

Good game. Dog lives. It's great to see bloober releasing proper games and not just experiences

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The movies are there, lad. Check the store. There's plenty

In the forest, framerate isn't as shit, but it's still shit. Sub 60 even after lowering settings.

They have released a patch minutes ago

Movies have been there for years you mong, they just stopped focusing on it since no one bought them.

>All this talk about performance issues
>Downloading on Xbone because it's free (with Gamepass)

This should be fun

Also on PC gamepass

Neat!

I didn't buy the game.

>Walking through forest with dog
>Suddenly being chased by some thing
>Run
>Die
>checkpoint

oh. lame. it's one of THOSE games. that's a yikes and an uninstall from me

Original or X?

It gets better

>buy game
>it doesn't work on my machine
>can't say it doesn't work on my machine or else some uppity hipster on Yea Forums will bitch
If a product I buy doesn't work for me, I'm not going to praise it you insane cunt.

>Give real arguments and constructive criticism that the game is bad
>Shills have a meltdown

There are no shills on Yea Forums they said

>see this
>fuckmeman.jpg
>credits say he survived
>happiestboy.jpg

I got you good

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I got the entire Ash vs the Evil Dead series for like $10 when they were on sale

If you hated outlast, you can't praise this shit

they're giving out codes for a free MOVIE. The post says "Blair witch project".

That final trek through the house was spoopy the first minute, then a fucking slog for the last 59. They killed all the tension that segment had/could've had

Original

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Anyone know if this is posted anywhere online yet? Wanted to try it out and if its actually good I'll fork out some shekels later

I hope it brings over the best ideas from the reboot. That was oppressive as hell, I loved it.

>real arguments and constructive criticism
I don’t see any in this thread. Don’t get me wrong, the game not working is a huge issue, but I can only hope theyre already working on it.

Imagine leaving a negative review on a game just because it doesn't run on your computer
Sometimes steam reviews are just fucking retarded and those people should get permanent VAC ban markings on their accounts for making false reviews

>and a code for BRAWL
You autistic cunt.

it's shit. Play the original games.

Just get it on Xbox

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>He thinks Xbox runs it better
I've got some bad news for you. Also controller input lag is akin to concrete underwater

Well shit
Hope they start patching it quick

JUST

>pay money for game
>it doesn’t work
I’m sorry but this isn’t somebody trying to play Crysis on a toaster. Even the professional reviews mention it’s a buggy shit-show. I do plan on checking it out, but clearly I need to wait until they patch it. I’m glad the Steam reviews let me know.

YOU
GET
100%
REFUND
IF
THE
GAME
DOESNT
WORK
YOU
FUCKING
KEKOLD
RETARD

can players even use quick-thinking, unscripted, on-the-spot-improvisation in this game or is it just cinematic walking? if it's the latter, the bad performance shouldn't be an issue because you should have labeled it as "shit" in your head already and should have zero thoughts of buying/playing this game. this is how you don't become a faggot. i mean, it's a blair witch game. you should expect it to be bad

didnt know boomers used steam

>Plot twist is the Blair Witch is fucking with your performance to save you from the game

That's the exact kind of thing the shills don't want you to say. Please leave.

Yeah I know that, but that doesn’t mean I want to buy it if I know there’s a chance it’s not even gonna work. Like, why bother?

>you should expect it to be bad
You should expect to never play it*

Actually yes, it’s got gameplay unlike they’re other games. Which may explain why it’s so buggy lol

Ok what retarded complain is it causing the score now.

why is this literally who game getting shilled here

The game literally released today. You really think there’s no chance people want to talk about it? Not only that, but it’s mostly muted praise that’s overshadowed by all the bugs.

>make a "broken" movie
>the game IS actually broken
Like poetry

which international shill firm are you from? i was expecting redner group of los angeles, CA here, but they know english

It'll be patched you melodramatic fag, relax

I mean a lot of other games work upon launching right away. Even the ones with buggier launches often still run and don't get that bad of a launch score.

>Yea Forums is so impressionable and normalfag now
>even shit movie games get a pass from users here
>games based on shitty meme movies
el oh el

I’m sure it will be, but I honestly think it would’ve been better to release a game that wasn’t a buggy unoptimized mess the first time around. First impressions are lasting impressions, user.

I get 100% of my money not leaving my wallet if I dont buy a shit game.
Keep seething.

what is this cuckness? Yea Forums right now are fine with bug riddled game release become beta tester themselves at full price?

True, but I'm on a 290 and it's running fine on medium - high for me, pc releases are always a gamble, we all know this.

>buy game
>doesnt work out of the box
yup, negative review from me

Game is free for some of us

>always
No, they’re not, and it’s disingenuous to say otherwise. Sometimes games have issues that need to be patched when they’re released on day 1, but severe game breaking issues are not the norm and never should be.

They released a patch that fixed most of the issues 3 hours after release. Hopefully the Steam score stabilizes after the initial kneejerk reaction.

>main character always talks to himself
>annoying phone calls from his ex
>painfully obvious ending
>you don't get to fuck Heather
good game