*slams door open*

found the inner city kid

Like a bag of sand

>dad knocks on your door while you're beating off
>manage to pull your sheet/pants up over your dick before he gets the door open and have to play it cool until he fucks off
>he talks about his cats for ten minutes while you're going flaccid and draining pre on yourself

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couldnt say.
i was taught to hide my upsetting hobbies

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Stop masturbating 10 times a day.

I wish I had the courage to do that.

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How often do you beat off
I did it up to 3 times a day (waking up, after eating and before taking a nap, before going to sleep) and I never had an embarrassing moment

I don't, I'm just the only other person in the house and he's got this subconscious sixth sense that tells him to wake up from his nap when I'm halfway through.

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Kek, saved

Which webm, user?

>dad walks in before you tell him he can come in

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>draining pre
>tfw almost no precum ever
Some guys have those cute dicks that get wet as soon as they get a boner, but mine is almost as dry as cutfag's even though I'm not mutilated.

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god i wish it was me

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underrated

>dad knocks as he's kicking the door open

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get a job
that's all it takes

Doesn't work.

I dropped my last job because of normies and normie work hours

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I got a job and now my friends hang out without me and are to tired to do anything by the time I get off

>people who knock on the door as they are opening it
Literally what's the point of knocking