Weapons that tell you that their users are absolute shit at the game

>mfw using lmaobox with the direct hit and someone rocket/sticky/jetpack jumps

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t. Brainlet who has no idea how sniper actually works

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t. never used it

>weeb is trash at the game and can't airshot without cheats
As expected

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I don't because it's a noob weapon. I play scout and spy.

If it's so easu, why are you shitters never picking up sniper to kill the "noob" that's destroying your entire team?

Yeah no
Every scrub gets tired of this weapon almost immediately and switches to something that lets them have splash damage

t. defensive sniper main struggling to keep up his facade so he resorts to obtuse claims

How does a smaller explosion do more damage?

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I hate how tf2 players never complain anything about rocket launchers or grenade launchers, but if any other class gets a high damage weapon/combo they freak the fuck out

emotional damage

Because the head clicking gameplay is boring and for autists.

That's because projectile weapons actually take skill.

this

it's because they're projectiles with travel time, which allows opponents to dodge them.

The Iron Bomber, it's the Loch n Load but for pussies

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>shoot at their feet
>reload
>shoot at their feet
>reload

it's basically the same as stock, stop whining.

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*moves to the right*

I don't disagree, but the sandman and cleaver were projectiles, the flare gun is, I don't know if the pompson and bison count. And classes that don't use projectiles usually have some other big downside to them.

Power classes have thin skins and feel threatened by even the slightest possibility of another class being able to match them in combat. Just look at that Demo rollback from a few years ago

Normal rocket explodes when it collides with you. DH rockets, being faster and smaller, can burrow under your skin for a bit, thus exploding partly inside of you. Because of this, splash is also smaller, as your body negates most of it.

Pretty much everything that isn't stock to the Demoman and the Soldier

"I can't hit pipes for shit" the weapon
I swear to god this weapon is used exclusively by those unusual wearing mlg wannabe faggots thinking they are hot shit but in reality just compensating for the fact that they can't buy the aim
what an insult, god I hate those fucks

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If you aim at their feet they're gonna be in a different place one the rocket reaches the spot you were aiming at.
You need to predict their movement. No such requirement with hitscan weapons.

Struck a nerve, did I?

>e-liters

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I never understood why people hate conch. Is getting a speed boost and regen from taking enough damage really that broken?

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t. Some scrub who cant compete against other snipers

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you're the one that's upset if you're whining about it.
i use both, and there's barely any difference when going for direct pipes.

>rng is aim
Ok

>rocket launcher and sticky are every projectile weapon
also
>implying there isn't a difference in skill and effectiveness for how well you can shoot feet and even direct hits with splash projectiles

I just use it because I'm casual trash and shit and Demo and also I think it looks and sounds cool

people don't complain about it as, well, you still have to hit it to get the full damage, which well isn't easy to do, easier than stock, but still

Blu easily
An older brother trying to impress his little brother is an incredible force

I've really never hated a tf2 weapon before this thing. It's like making a sniper that headshots anywhere on the body. Fucking stupid. The quickie spam launcher is aids too.

projecting your own playstyle I think

It's the hardest RL to use.

Love making cunts rage in chat about my loch, after I double ping them whenever they show their stupid face within 100 miles of me.

>nigger class gets a gun that sounds like a basketball

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Incorrect

Backburner/Phlogistinator

You're the one upset enough to speak out and start defending your honor on an anonymous forum. If you can hit direct pipes you're better off using the Loch n Load, only those who know they aren't good enough pick up the Iron Bomber

seethe more

>If you can hit direct pipes you're better off using the Loch n Load
more like if you can't hit your pipes, you're better off using the weapon that makes getting directs easier.

backburner has a small window on the back to do crits, and if he positioned himself enough to get into that position, he deserves it, pholg is just boring to use or play against

It's so satisfying to listen to though. Something about the "ka-chunk" is so meaty and has such a solid feedback to it. Wish it was the standard sound desu

I don't know why you'd even use weapons that make direct hits easier. It ruins all of the fun of demoman for me

Iron Bomber doesn't help you get directs easier. Do you even know how grenade launchers work?

>trade slightly more speed and range for 1/4th of your mag and splash damage
No.

My retard translator says you just don't have any skill.

RED wins.
>dedicated medic gf combos are unbreakable, theyll push blu to spawn, NOBODY can leave
>despite this, alejandro SOMEHOW sneaks a level 3 sentry to red spawn and tries to cap
>pootis contests, cant kill or kicked >w1cked appears and backstabs

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BLU for sure.

>Iron Bomber doesn't help you get directs easier.
i know that, you numbnuts.
i straight up said it's the same thing as stock earlier.

>tfw still die using the black box

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Not against anyone with an ounce of skill. It works pretty well when you’re facing a team that sucks though.

Then why did you just say it did?

i didn't though

It's the scout and spy anal eradicator in enclosed maps but complete dogshit if your enemy is decently far away and people don't move like retards
people who think it just requires more skill have no idea what they're talking about; at certain distances it requires you to predict the fucking future

>team already has 3 snipers and is lacking in power classes but enemy sniper is still farming everyone
What do you do in this situation other than leave?

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be a great spy

We've established that the Loch n Load is for people who can hit pipes. You started referring to a weapon for people who can't hit pipes, which we've established to be the Iron Bomber. You said that said weapon makes hitting directs easier, but you now admit to the contrary. Have anything else to say or can I wrap up today's lesson?

pick sniper as well and go full clown mode
at least enjoy a guaranteed loss

Dead Ringer, if not because it's pretty much the only way Spy can be viable.

Its not though most new players use stock or bb

>it now takes 4 stickies to kill a scout
>retard thinks this is somehow demomen feeling threatened about scouts killing them even harder than before instead of a genuine complaint about a nerf being fucking retarded
>different nerf is a tighter splash radius so shitty demos do 0 damage instead of all demos doing 35-40 damage

The ultimate shitter giveaway.
About 90% of the people that main him can't hit shit when switching to a hitscan class.

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If you're using it properly it is, which is to say blasting up into the air and shooting another rocket at them in the air

>kills you with a single bodyshot from 6 gorillion meters away
>"nothing personnel mate"
basically all of the sniper primary weapons are cancer except for the huntsman

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>get back into the game because of the hat scare a few weeks ago
>see shit tons of changes to weapons and shit
>feels like a new game for some builds
>piss rifle
>carbine
>tribalman shiv
fucking piss rifle headshots are fucking amazing and a half charged head shot can easily kill any non heavy. and shiv dot + carbine feels fucking sweet together for some reason

>le'ranger
>YER
>CnD
With YER allowing a fucking disguise at the cost of a full cloak meter its basically an upgrade to stock. and the ranger pistol allowing 40% more cloak and considering ammo pickups/regen are percent based is just fucking great. fucking YER sweeps shit and not many people get a chance to notice. shame about what they did to the amby tho

>screen
>persian
>iron bomber
i have yet to find a fucking downside to this shit what the fuck holy shit its just nonstop charging people and finishing them off either with slashing or blowing them up good fucking god I have been having a blast for days on payload maps with this shit

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>it's less cancer to spam arrows into a corridor

well excuse me for wanting to reliably be able to take down poorly placed sentry guns

>o, my random crit
10/10

The liberty launcher is harder to use because it's fucking worthless

when i wrote
i was referring to the loch-n-load when i was stating that you're better off using the weapon that makes getting directs easier if you can't hit your pipes.
how did you think i was referring to the iron bomber, when i straight up quoted the part of your post that was talking about the loch-n-load?

Nothing more satisfying than calming walking towards a pyro as soldier and waiting for the inevitable panic M2 before applying a rocket directly to the forehead. Even better if they could have killed me by simply holding M1 for a second instead of trying to be clever.

I learned this VERY quickly and decided to switch to Medic since, if I can't aim and cant even get kills with a cheese class like this, I might as well at least do something that benefits the team. Even a fucking retarded medic like me can do a lot to help a team as opposed to not having one

Literally anything other than vanilla loadout and sandwich

Demomains will try to bullshit you and convince you the sole reason they use this is for the consistent pill travel, but every single one I play against uses it as some hybrid sticky spammer thanks to those rollers. It's way more forgiving to miss with this thing than stock.
>flashbacks to splatoon 1 where every sweaty jap player stacked damage ups and nuked you with burst bombs when
you somehow manage to ambush them on moray
I'm glad they gutted the E-liter in 2, at least with Lunatards they have to approach you.

Wait until you get your hands on the Tide Turner

>He doesn't like oneshotting minisentries, or any Engineers, Scouts, Snipers, or Spies that are stupid enough to get within melee range
It's the best melee weapon for a reason

some weapons could be worse compared to others, but I don't think close to anything should be nerfed as it will take away the fun from the weapons

I have it, just not the same. also no strange version.

>walk at pyro with malice in my eyes
>pyro backpedals and prepares to airblast
>3 whiffed airblasts and I still haven't fired a single rocket
>train runs over pyro
It's like a comedy script

highly suggest pyro jetpack + backburner or dragon's fury
DF is hard as fuck to use, but if you hit all your shots it does insane DPS
jetpack is basically a stickyjump with no hp penalty + on landing you knock people in the air so they can't run or rocketjump away from you

>le'ranger
it's l'étranger you fucking philistine

So now you're trying to deny even having said the things you said, I see how it is. Well then, I accept your apology, have a good day.

I used have pretty good aim and tracking. But once I started playing him, I got really bad hitscan. You are unironically right.

even if you hit everything it rarely beats other flamethrowers, i'm not saying it's bad or not fun to use, but there are better options

Butthurt Scout main detected.

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The opposite.
>Direct Shit Soldier thinks he can get cheeky
>misses all 4 of his rockets
>finish him out in two clean meatshots

Hit the bricks, pal, you're done.

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Just because someone killed you with it doesn't mean it's a noob weapon.

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>I don't because it's a noob weapon. I play scout and spy.
of course you would complain about it when you play the classes most likely to die to it

I find it to be a lot more fun than the straight-line shields, there's just something about the image of a screaming black man making a 90 degree turn around a corner and exploding in someone's face

I COULD FUCKING ANNIHILATE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS IN A 1V1 WITH BLACKBOX FUCKING FAGGOT KIL YLURSELF SAMRFAG FAGGOT

>even if you hit everything it rarely beats other flamethrowers
i did a tree diagram that i don't have on me at the moment, but if you hit all your shots do you like 50% more damage than other flamethrowers and you have way longer range
it's not super good but it scratches the itch for skill that pyro needs

try to find it brother im actually curious, and yeah, it is a good change of pece

Tide turner is garbage if you're doing anything else then ambushing players already hurt and overwhelmed your team

Conch is one of my favorite banners. People probably just hate it because everyone around them just get a tad bit faster and can't hit them.

>All these idiots that don't realise that two engineers and a pybro are basically useless on offense

But it's F U N

>So now you're trying to deny even having said the things you said
what?
you're the one who misinterpreted my post, you retard.

>NI ARGUMENT
ADD ME ON STEAM FAGGOT ILL KNOCK YOUR FUCKING TEETH OUT

you forgot asking about why Loch-n-Load was nerfed while Direct Hit wasn't, as required in a direct hit thread

people see the passive health regen as a crutch similar to the black box
also you don't gain rage from getting hit anymore

Conch charges faster than other banners for no reason at all. It's basically spammable if you are doing even mediocre damage

I do find it weird that it charges faster than the other two. But other than that, I just don't really have a problem with the Conch.
Also, one thing I see weird is that the Buff Banner is the only backpack that doesn't have a passive upside.

how are you gonna knock my teeth out on steam bro wtf

Passives are retarded and should be removed from all the banners anyway. It's dumb that both the Batallion's and the Conch allow you to survive things like two direct pipes from a Demo, or a headshot and a bodyshot from a Sniper.

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*kicks yiu* *whap* *whap*

Buff Banner is the best overall, especially with the subject of this thread. A direct hit mini crit does 158 damage, so if you buff up you can one-shot everything up to medic at range.

>you don't gain rage from getting hit anymore
So you just have to do damage? Man that was the one thing I hated about the conch. I'll have to give it a go now.

>Playing Badwater on offense
>Red sentry in the usual far cliffside spot
>Switch to Loch-N-Load to melt it
Feels fucking good.

I think the same, soldier has few good 2nderies which are always worth a grab in most situations
buff bizon

>switch to lock n load to melt it
wouldnt happen if you played against me. my sentry would fucking destroy you

u mad bro?

I don't like using the Buff Banner. Sure it might be the best overall, but I prefer the Batallion's because it just prevents crits from happening when it's active.

Charging a 600 dmg banner with the DH is pretty hard

heavy should have the banners

according to the wiki it was changed from BOTH damage done and received to just damage done back in 2012.
the battalion's backup was also changed a year later

noone would take them over sandvich anyway

I would say it's very easy with the DH, actually.

I didn't even know people hate this thing. Can't even understand why some people hate this?

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I just bought a Strange Bomber Soul Black Box so I could have pic related.

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It makes the hardest weapon in the game into the easiest

people talk about ambassador like everyone was getting crits for free at all times, people forget how hard is to actually hit someone with that thing

can't find it but recreated a bit of it
not a real tree graph but whatever
for reference, max flamethrower damage if you sniff someone's balls is 170dps and can falloff to 80 or even 50 at max range

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>hardest weapon
lmao if you actually believe this

aaand fucked it up

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Get good at airblast with Pyro and you quickly see the Direct Hit as the weapon used by soldiers who can't figure out how to use splash to deal with you.

Enter CHADjandro

how is being able to aim proof you're shit

I guess that was poorly phrased. It's one of the hardest weapons to get used to using. Figuring out where your pills are gonna hit takes some getting used to. The iron bomber gets rid of the learning curve all together, since even if you miss your pill will still probably do damage to them.

hardest to use?

no

No you wouldn't. You wrangle that shit and you're also a sitting duck for my pipes. Especially if I have über on me (I almost always do) and you're just brainlessly aiming at me with your Wrangler even though it's not doing anything. All it would do is slightly push me back, but even then you can't keep up with my high damage pipes. The second you go to repair your shit, it's over. I've already placed several stickies under your sentry. Go ahead, take out your wrench to repair it, or even your rescue ranger. Either way, that damage shield and your sentry are gone. You're nothing to me. I've played against millions of stupid Engineers and you're just another one for the books, kid. Every counter attack you can think of I've already thought of and reacted to it. You think you're so special? You're not.

I don't know why people think hitscan weapons are more braindead than projectile weapons.

>dude just click their head, ez lmao
might as well be the best FPS player in the world if you reduce gameplay to that

no my sentry would just shoot you before you can get uber. retard.

>Moray
>control points
>Enemy team is Japs
>2 of them had e liters
it was a massacre

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How? The thing does 59 damage at max falloff so unless you get 5 close range rockets (where you're putting yourself in a lot of danger) you're going to have to hit 11 rockets without the splash damage of stock.

>I've really never hated a tf2 weapon before this thing.
This. I don't like the way it looks, sounds, and feels to shoot.

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thank you for taking time to make this brother, ill take this to heart

I didn't know your sentry could shoot through the gates at setup time, dipshit.

because it's instant damage.
there is no way for someone to dodge hitscan if you have your crosshair on them, while it's still possible to dodge projectiles because they have travel time.

It used to be banned in competitive play play, in 1.6 and Source.

But GO has too many normies who suck and need single shot kills so, now its just part of the meta.

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your loch n load cant shoot through gates either retard
so whos the real winner

You now remember RNG damage spread.

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it's one corridor, not an entire fucking sightline

It unironically is. At the very least the kiwi is closer to you so you can fight back witout going out of your way. Also you can be mildly successful by spamming a chokepoints but if you and your opponent are out there in the open it takes at least as much skill to be good with it and stay alive in the same time as a sniper rifle while beig less annoying

I'm saying by the time the gates open I have uber. You can't win. You can't instantly kill my medic with anything the engineer has. You're fucked. Get ready to have your whole team wiped like a fucking Vietnamese village.

>dedicted direct hit users can shut down enemy scouts, take out bombers and roamers in two rockets or less, and if paired with a kritz medic can easily overwhelm a heavy/med combo
>black box shitters refuse to work with the team and just bomb anyways, or stay by spawn the whole time
ebin

>Demomains unironically believe this
lmaoing

>wrangler
>kill the medic
>kill you right after
damn, hard

how do I turn my brain into the biological equivalent of a projectile aimbot?

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It can't kill the medic if he pops the instant his health gets low retard. Tell me how a wrangler can do 150 burst damage at once. I'll wait.

haven't laughed like that in a while thanks user

GET GOOD GET LMAOBOX

by hitting his head. are all demomains this retarded?

Wranglers don't have headshot damage, are you fucking disabled?

Anime as fuck

>wranglers dont have headshot damage

>n-no wait that doesnt count noooo
imagine being a demomain and not knowing how the game works. every gun has headshot damage.

these arent even coming out of his crosshair? look at that rocket at 0:45

This depends entirely on whether the BLU sniper can kill the heavy/medic or not. If it's a 7v6 where I get to join, BLU can definitely win.

reminder that demoknights are a counter to pyro mains.

Can someone explain to me why people still think the Cowmangler is just an upgraded stock launcher? I can see the argument in 6s where there's rarely sentries, less ammo (via corpses), and no random criticals, but in pretty much any other scenario it's a downgrade
>Infinite ammo doesn't amount to much since you get half your ammo back on-kill and there are copious ammo packs scattered around most maps
>No full criticals
>Gimped damage against buildings. You can stun them but only after waiting 5 seconds for your charge shot to load
>Doesn't even have 5 ammo anymore, just has 4 (stock)
Like, stunning sentries is nice, but in most other fields it's just a downgraded rocket launcher

How? They press M2 once to cancel your charge and then the rest of the team mows you down

*laughs in airblast*

Any stock weapon save for melee.
They are a straight upgrade in every situation purely because valve hasnt put their awful hands on them.

>*HOOOOOUAAAAAAAAAAUUUHUHGHGHHGHHHHH*
>Option 1: Airblast and spritz with flames, optionally change to secondary. Rinse and repeat to kill
>Option 2: Detonator jump out of the way and backburn them. Rinse and repeat as needed.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHGHGHHHHHH

>every gun has headshot damage
I...what?

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On defense it's still a straight upside, and you can still buff it with buff banner which is nothing to sneeze at.

are you retarded?
every gun has headshot damage. thats how hitboxes work.

a demo with the skullcutter and tide turner will get the job done

just ignore the ignorant baiter that doesn't know which way is up or which button is jump

on top of that, the afterburn damage from the secondary fire can be pretty good at charging rage

You dumb engineer. Engineer mains really are this retarded. If you're banking on your sniper saving you, don't bet on it. You basically just confirmed that you can't deal with me on your own. Your sniper dies to my sniper, your team dies to my team.
If you really want to admit that your reading comprehension is that poor when I specifically asked you "Tell me how a wrangler can do 150 burst damage".
And here you just confirmed you're a dumb useless cunt. This isn't csgo.

What the fuck are you talking about no they don't

Only sniper rifles and the ambassador have increased headshot damage you fucking idiot.

Not only are most projectiles fired off-center, but you should also be entirely used to the fact that it never looks like the shot is coming from you when any mouse and/or character movement is made at the time of firing.

>only sniper rifles and ambassador have headshot damage

THEN EXPLAIN WHY I ONE HIT SOMEONE WITH MY SHOTGUN TO THE HEAD RETARD.

The sandman and I'm happy to see the amount of crybabies in these threads throw tantrums that their crutch stun weapon doesn't work anymore.

This piece of shit, and don't get me started on spitfire users with cloak/a-wall

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Either they were already low on health or you got a crit you fucking retard

Because you got a random crit.

Engineers, everyone.
Do you ever wish you weren't so disabled?

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EXCEPT THEY WERE FULL HP FUCKTARD
EXPLAIN IT NOW
BEFORE I KICK YOUT FUCKING ASS 1V1 ME

This but with loch. When it had 2 shots in a clip was more like a DR for demo, now it's just a crutch when dealing with players that aren't engies. Funny thing is that when they removed damage spread from valve servers and changed how damage spread works on grenades, (see loch and grenade changes here teamfortress.com/post.php?id=15304 ) they could have just reverted it and literally no one would complain.

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Add me on steam fucking faggots
Id annihilate you

>people defend random crits
>they call them fun
>retards don't even understand what's going on when they get a crit
>new players get put off and leave them game for this reason
Good job valve for keeping this trash in the game for so long.

Just gid gud lmao
I use EPG and shat on them before they can even hit m2.

On defense you should either have ammo from dispensers, ammo pickups, or corpses, which is pretty much the only perk the mangler has over stock. It makes things a tiny bit softer but it isn't a flat upside, especially on a server with crits or when you have a medic with kritz
>And you can still buff it with the buff banner
You get the same buff with stock

>no headshots in an FPS
so tf2cucks admit their game isnt realistic? lmao

Fuck your stickies you fucking faggot. That nerf was rightfully needed and you sticky scrubs cried about it until it was reversed. Learn how to use your primary which actually takes a modicum of skill to use.

>rightfully needed
You engineers are massive crybabies lmao

>random crit
>most likely did 180 HP at close range
>enough to kill a demo

>The game with a gun that shoots magical healing beams
>The game with a soda that makes you so spastic you cant be hit with bullets
>The game with sniper rifles that shoot piss darts
>Not realistic

fucking duh, dumbass, that's the fun part

>add me on steam
>does not post his steam
Engineers really are retarded. I didn't know it was this bad.
You just launched the fucking goalpost into the outer atmosphere.

>random crit
uh.. no. it wasnt. it did regular damage. i know because i have an implant that tells me when i get a random crit

>weapon that is absolutedly needed to break through chokepoint controlled by 6 gorrilion level 3 sentries the rocket launcher

i wouldn't even need to be that fucking tryhard if 96% of all my teammates in existence weren't so dumbfuck retarded

>EPG

Cold war, wingman and archer or bust
I hate them cause they're usually used by sl*w-s and slow the game down with the fucking campy style.

>DR for demo
No it fucking wasn't

why make an fps if it isnt realistic? you tf2cucks are so whiny lmao
play a good fps like arma

there's a different between that and him aiming straight while his rocket fires off at a 45 degree angle from the left side of his screen

How the fuck would it do normal damage and kill a guy at full health if the maximum about a shotgun can do is 90 HP
Unless your enemy was a kunai spy
IDIOT.

if it hits them in the head it does 300 damage you fucking retard
prove theres no headshot damage (you cant)

would the sleeper work in real life? I mean people won't know what's in the darts, might as well be some poison or somethin

join red because theyll get fucking rolled othwerwise
>heavy frags but gets fucked by scotres traps
>medic only heals his buttbuddy
>soldier is average
>spy gets fucked by the pybro
>scout gets fucked by the sentries
>pottis actively helps blu by giving them sammiches

>engineer is just cannonfodder
>chadgineer destroys all
>average pyro
>bad soldier
>average demoman but 4000iq traps
>sniper might headshot the heavy every once in a while
lochnload demo is reds only hope

Cold War is just a bad EPG imo. For once you can't hit anything above you with it.
I also kill myself with the delay way often

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>well-placed grenades could wipe a group especially with kritzkrieg due to splash
>demoman could still rely on stickies as a backup
>but it's totally like the DH

i understand now
everyone here is falseflagging as underage retards with more chromosomes than braincells, spewing random shit about a game they don't know nothing about to get (You)s

good to know, now please slice your own throat with rusty knife

Why would anyone use Loch is beyond me.

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>backpedaling and flicking aim = shooting straight

prove

theres

no

headshot

damage

or i win this argument

wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Headshot
You're outright fucking lying to Yea Forums for no reason other than pretending

>the wiki

>accurate
youre fucking retarded. show me proof.

>soldier mains think that's how they look when they play
>in reality, they just aim at pic related

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at least you are using Legion and not ledditsl*w tier Tone
ronin and scorch master race here (depends on the map and if i'm trying or just having fun which i use)

>hits nothing but pipes
>never fires more than three pipes before reloading anyway
I don't see what this webm was trying to prove.

>still falling for the obvious bait

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>hes this mad
LMAOOO GUESS I WIM BRAP BRAP BRAOPP DUNNANANA CANT TOUCH ME DUNANANA THE BIG FAT MUTT TAKES MY BOOTY BOOTY SHAKE WAA

It can't be this fucking obvious

i like playing tf2, it's fun

>crying mutt barks louder
fat americans lmao

someone please just post a video of someone shooting himself in the head with a shotgun, so this fucking retard can take notes on how to do it

The aimbot is doing that too. If aren't hitting feet you're not popping them into the air.

ill take that as you conceding lol

I guess if you can strafe. But it's not really a "counter".

its an aimbot, see the trajectory lines
note how the only shot he misses is the one where the enemy actually strafes in midair killing his momentum

This

Why make a fighting game if it isn't realistic? You Third Strike/Xrd/Marvelcucks are so whiny lmao play a good fighter like MK11.

This is how you look

is there working aimbots in 2019?

The L&W nerf didn't even affect sticky damage to sentries you fucking retard

>he lost so hes seething
imagine being this fat

This is literally the most fucking low effort piece of shit post I have ever seen in a tf2 thread.
Not only are you pretending to not know how a fucking headshot in tf2 works, you're trying to rub your fucking lack of intelligence in front of everyone else who has played the fucking game and knows better.
This is the ultimate result of being a fucking asshole of a contrarian idiot, being so ass-deep that it's a wonder your hands aren't completely inside your ass.
What the literal fuck is wrong with you, did your mother smoke while she was pregnant with you? Were you eating glue for breakfast, lunch or dinner? Or did you think that you had nothing better to do than waste time on Yea Forums lying to others and doubling down when you're caught out like tghe fucking shitstain of an idiot you are?
You have never even bothered to play a game of TF2 and it shows by how stupid you are to think all guns have headshot damage in TF2 and a shotgun does 300 headshot damage even though this is completely disproved by just searching.

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Yes, I had one in my game just today.

I use this with the sticky jumper. Fuck sticky spamming demos.

>Red
>Heavy/medic carry, soldier gets lucky, tryhard spy can at least trickstab half the time, boston basher scout provides distraction, friendly heavy actually converts some of blu
>Blu
>Only good players are engi 2 and pyro, engi 1 tries to replace mini sentry when it gets destroyed and gets killed as a result, boobs spends too much time showing off her body and thanking chat for donations to play the game, demo lowers his health too much through jumping and is easy pickings for the heavy/med, sniper can't aim
Yeah, I'm thinking blu wins.

weak

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That and the black box is the ultimate pubstomped build. Your team will be retarded enough to feed the black box health while he merrily regenerates it passively. Not only that but he can also give his whole team a speed boost and have it count as if the whole enemy team is covered in mad milk for a while.

>all of blu fucking the gamergirl while red caps
>then all of red fucks the blu gamergirl

>The quickie spam launcher is aids too
nigga that thing is shit

>SisterFister loadout

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Cunnysseur is a medic and also based as fuck. BLU obviously wins

Never said it was good. I just said it was aids.

a classic

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Shitscan weapons are objectively the hardest because of how retarded hitscan works in source games.

explain

more than ever

It's easier to list the aimbots that don't work, my man. VAC is a complete joke.

>when you wear your dad's jacket to school

I used legion for 30 minutes or so sempai. I usually use Northstar

>scorch
Fuck you, quit making me want to reinstall tf2

Iron Bomber has been posted but I'm saying it again: crutch bomber is a weapon for shitters.

Not even a competition, BLU has it in the bag.

Direct Hit Soldier is weird because its existence makes one question why anyone play Huntsman Sniper.

>75 more health
>Faster projectiles
>Higher base damage
>Faster fire speed
>Splash damage
>Random critical hits

At the cost of:
>Slower movespeed
>No headshots

Is there one person with a hateboner for direct hit making threads like these or Yea Forums just that shitty at the game?

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>fast projectile
>no damage falloff
>big splash damage
>huge afterburn
>synergy with PHLOG
This is definitely my most despised Pyro secondary.

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You're retarded

It's still fun

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That doesn't answer my question.

It's just a chore to use get origin again. Otherwise, I'd play it on the daily.

Pic related is about the caliber of gameplay Yea Forums can handle in TF2.

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It's not just Yea Forums plenty of other tf2 communities have had a problem with the direct hit lately. And I don't know how you haven't seen people in-game bitching about it. So no, it's not just 'one guy'.

I personally prefer using the detonator since the further launch from flarejumps works a little nicer into backburner builds. Easy to get behind unsuspecting players and scorch their asses with it.

Man I just go here and I've seen more threads with someone shitting on the direct hit as OP than usual.
If it's the community that can't dodge then fine, whatever. Half of them are retarded and the other half is friendlies anyway.

Stop replying to him. Do you seriously think anyone thinks shotguns headshot in TF2? He's pulling your leg.

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>o, my random crit

What the fuck is this referencing again, it's on the tip of my tongue

>tfw I use exclusively the Iron Bomber and Quickiebomb Launcher
Do you hate me, guys? They both look better than stock, which is why I use them.

But it did

Who said this was an A/D map?

Direct hit soldiers are easier kills for a scout than any other launcher. They don't do much area damage. All you have to do is keep moving.

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O MY RUBBER NEN

>scout with a Force a Nature
>Can't superfan jump

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b-but you get one shot as scout!!1!one!

maybe stop running in a straight line and you won't die so much to it

>call of duty robots
mega cringe

Origin is garbage, but it is worth it for tf2 alone.

There's not really anything wrong with the quickie, in fact it would probably be more effective with the stock grenade launcher

That's only if the scout can actually avoid rockets. Most scouts are fucking retards who die to everything and bitch.

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>oh fuck, I (a retard) put my sentry in a terrible spot where people outside of it's range can shoot it
>good thing I have this
3 minutes later
>oh fuck, they're doing a coordinated push with uber
>good thing I have this

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Phrases that tell you that their users are absolute shit at the game

"'x' weapon is such a crutch"
"fucking random crits"
"tryhard with his medic gf pushing"
"why do you hate fun?"

People never stopped whining about Stickies outside of the one week where they went full retard with a nerf.

Alrighrt, I'll do it. I was planning on playing tf2 tonight but I guess I'm playing tf2 instead.

Maybe, but consider this: the stock grenade launcher is a six-shot weapon which only loads four shots. I know why this is, but it sure is unaesthetic.

>he doubted the power of vasiv CCCLXIV

You know, for the longest time I never knew that the wrangler boosted it's health. I always wondered why it was so popular. I don't play a lot of engineer, but when I do, I usually use this thing because engineer is frustrating without it.

wrangler isn't even a crutch it's just OP
still
somehow

I can tell you weren't even playing the game when the nerf happened. It made heavy and engineer stacks unbreakable unless you swapped off demoman: the dedicated crowd damage dealer.

It's objectively the hardest rocket launcher to use. If you wanted to argue that you can tell a Soldier that uses it isn't biggest brain because the Direct Hit removes Soldier's biggest strength and the best Soldiers use Stock, that'd be one thing, but you're going full retard if you think it's easier to use than any other RL.

Keep crying nigger baby

shit i havent played tf2 in forever yall are making me wanna play some soldier

>yall
Get out

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Why does it move like he's using an controller.

darn

Low sens mouse used with only the wrist.

> Cunysser
Okay yours is better

>crit swing a pyro with melee
>sound that indicated i hit someone with melee plays
>no fucking damage
why does this shit happen

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nah

hitting a tiny target in one shot moving relatively quickly at long range consistently is still pain to me

It was banned from a lot of servers in 1.6 and Source but I've never heard of a comp league that banned it.

It's also its weakest version in GO, in 1.6 you'd get a ton of money from getting kills with it.

Not even the guy you're arguing with but you're actually retarded. I'm not even sure you attempted to read what he said

literally everyone who uses this cant play spy any other way
prove me wrong

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The problem with weapons lke the DH is the gap between good players and bad players: a good player is godlike and completely unstoppable while a bad player is a waste of air.
The only genuine bs about the DH is the extra damage to buildings.

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I can't play DR spy. The "please come fuck me" noise it makes just destroys me.

All engineers have severe autism

>playing pyro
cringe

literally just use the big earner and move at fucking lightspeed
the DR is nuts

Do it and become the other player apart from me who still uses ya'll in chat

Name a single type of TF2 player that does not have severe autism. Your main does not count.

Demomen.

>katana fags
Also most /pol/niggers play Demo alot

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Real demomen use all stock/eyelander+splendid screen if they're knighting. Katanafags are something I try to forget about.
>/pol/niggers play Demo a lot
Wait what? Really?

Nah, /pol/ chads tend to play Scout and tranny pyros tend to seethe about them

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It's the same amount of explosion in a smaller area, so you get more explode per explosion.

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>aims at where you'll be in 5 seconds
>headshot

nuthin personnel, mate

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i always hit pills and i still use this because in the rare event that i miss, the bomb will still do 30 damage instead of rolling away into uselessnes.

you're fucking retarded if you think iron bomber is only used by bad demos, it's almost always an upgrade over stock

The game would unironically be more fun if Huntsman was the only sniper primary.

>demo
>nigger
Cringe. He's the most based black man in all of vidya

This, and it's mostly because he's barely a black.

>enemy huntsman is killing everybody
>I cant even get bodyshots
How the fuck I use this thing?

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Literally just aim down a busy corridor at roughly head level and it will do the work for you.

It requires practice and skill that results from that, like any projectile weapon.

>He's the most based black man in all of vidya
He doesn't have a lot of competition

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why do shotguns suck so much dick in tf2?
they either work as intended (20% of the time) or they """""miss"""""" even though theres blood all over the guy you're trying to shoot at but you only did 23 damage

They're better with random bullet spread turned off.
But honestly it just sounds like you're bad and can't aim.

It's easy to think that your aim was spot-on when it only grazed the target due to franctically swinging the camera around.

Why is this and backburner so good

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Change your network settings and/or git gud, shotguns are very strong in tf2.

But I use the shotgun and nothing else on Pyro. My Degreaser is just for checks and puff n sting

>people who ditched the panic attack cuz is not a meme weapon anymore
Meatshots are so fucking good with that thing

the DH actually shoots out shaped charges that deal a shittone of damage in the front(when they hit) but pretty much none around them

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The health is the same, it just reduces the amount of damage taken when the shield is up so people have to throw a lot more shit at it to kill it.

Blu wins regardless of the mode.
The vasques brothers will have sentrys and dispenser all over the map giving Tombstone and SisterFister plenty of opportunity to dig in and hold the line or advance it while Cunnysure will probably drop the act once they start loosing and heal them.
Kowalski will be a good distraction for Clint and Random Crit because he seems good enough to get a headshot if your not paying attention and jumpy enough to hit you with piss before he gets gibbed. Ralsei and Bob will probably score a few tied turning kills just through kamakazie tactic but the Vasques Bros and Tombstone will be the ones hard carrying.

>spend sixty seconds getting a sentry built
>soldier turns the corner
>destroys it in 1 second, it doesnt even have the chance to shoot him

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absolutely seething

damage reduction is increased effective health

The problem with Sniper is good players always have somewhere to be and somewhere they want to go, and both of those are pretty easy to predict. If someone is jerking around or juking (intentionally or not) they are almost impossible to snipe, but anyone who acts predictable for even a moment is going to get shot in the head. He's a class 100% based on punishing people for trying to play the game, only unlike Spy who has to get into the middle of fire to do his job Sniper can fuck you over at no risk.

what call of duty game are you playing that has bhopping and doom guns i want to try it

Conch is fine. It's when it's paired with the black box it becomes memeable as shit.

>be me yesterday
>play sniper and get accused of playing a shitty easy class
>switch to soldier and get accused of playing a shitty easy class
>switch to scout and someone literally says that playing scout is "free kills" and that i'm scum
I mean my fault for pubstomping yeah but a lot of people don't realize that every class/gun is equally as bullshit in the hands of good players and you're just bad

Says the scrub dependent on his teammates' ability to prevent rape

It's okay if your class is shit.

Just learn to dodge. Unless you're a heavy you should be able to avoid it unless the other guy is really good.

All classes are easy.

>cunnysseur

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Well let's see the non-projectile classes for a comparison
>Scout
If you're any good as a scout you should dodge projectiles
>Pyro
You have airblast for a reason
>Heavy
Fair enough, although heavy pretty much kills anything in a 1v1 straight fight within 10 ft. 15 with tomislav
>Engie
Shouldn't actually being try to fight a projectile class head on.
>Medic
See above. Actually that applies to both spy and sniper as well. That being said I mostly play engie cause fuck you.

Can someone please tell me why all pyros are such furfags.
Maybe it's because I'm a newfag and I was foolish enough to think that contingent of the playerbase has worn down, but no. Every other pyro I've come across in my first two weeks of play has had a name like "I just want a fluffy husband" or "OwOnator 3000," some of them carrying conscientious objectors with gay furry smut fuck's sake, I could at least stomach it if some of it were straight. Why are they like this?

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I've actually never used this on my spy, I love the invis watch too much

Pyro represents their demographic

Probably because the Pyro is by all means a pretty blank-slate, so the people who look to project their preferences onto a character will flock to it more than any other.

I use it to play a more Revolver-oriented Spy. IW and CnD is good for backstabs, but DR allows you to put out consistent damage with the Revolver's surprisingly insane DPS and live reliably.

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Is this bait?

Imagine crying over good aim.

This, these people who complain about weapons/classes and demand nerfs are usually just too incompetent/unskilled to solve the problem themselves. Not saying there are weapons/abilities that are too OP, its usually just not the case. Although its pretty clear some classes are not designed to do most of the killing in most senarios. Medic and Engines are support roles for most map/game modes.

How the fuck are you supposed to train and git gud nowadays?
I used to play a lot in 2012-2014 (racked up something like 700hrs of playtime), and I played on and off until now, want to go back in the game a bit regularly, but every server I join in is either
>dead 3v3 or 6v6 experience
>aimbot snipers
>2 or 3 pubstompers on both teams that make it impossible to actually progress and "git gud" by experience

I die a fucking lot and I end up with something like 12 kills, lots of assists, damage and healing for 15 or more deaths, it's kinda depressing. Feels like a worthless underachiever all the time.

Today, OP was a pleb AND a fag.

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Agreed that engineer isn't designed to get kills. That being said engineers still get a shitton in a casual setting cause retards.

Try the community servers. 24/7 2fort fast respawn, aimbot snipers get kicked and its hard for pubstomers to dominate those servers because of the fast respawn. Plus pubstomers don't really play on those servers I think, at least I don't.

If you didn't git gud after 700 hours during the era that you could actually find games full of decent players, it's not going to happen now

Play solly with stock + conch and run around firing rockets at the ground near peoples feet. Literally free kills, you hardly have to get any health, and a fast track to domming like 5 people at once.

But I want the classic TF experience.

I wouldn't say I'm awful
I can play most classes fairly well, not extremely good at anything (except something braindead like Spy or Engineer), I know basic rollouts for rocket jumping, sticky jumping, and some flanking routes, my main default is that I die a lot from overextension and failing to dodge/starve well

It's just that I feel like I complete underachiever when I don't have the skill to follow up on what the openings I do, because I get out of position and die.

>go afk to scratch your head for 5 seconds
>VOTE KICKED

>hacker on your team flooding chat
>try to vote kick him
>*silence then occasional F2 noise*
People are so oblivious unless it's a sniper headshotting 10 people a second. Like how can you not notice that scout 360 aimbotting cloaked spies?
How fucking hard would it be for valve to add a character limit on chat so people can't fucking clear it to stop you saying who is cheating?

This morning I joined up a server full of aimboters, and I couldn't see anything I typed (chat would reset to blank every time)
How do they do that

if you check console you can see who's doing it. they're just spamming a bunch of blank characters. i think some auto detect words like "cheat" or "bot".

>madcap scout
I can't breathe

I know about firing at people's feet, soldier and demo is where I can get some nice killstreaks.
Do you have any advice for getting gud at scout, everytime I want to pick him I get those awful veggie shots

Loose cannon quickiebomb stock chads ww@?

>Change your network settings
why and where

Pyro's flamethrower should do more damage

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Remove random spread
Keep random crits
They are the great equalizer between the pubstomper and the middle-skill level player

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I use this but with scottish resistance

>shitters should get free kills on someone who's actually good

fuck no

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>lets make scouts even stronger
Heck no

I laugh my ass off when that happens to the australium 1000 unusual fags

Just steal their aussies, no need to keep crits if they go fucking insane over someone stealing their piss gun.

God forbids other people have fun

>How fucking hard would it be for valve to add a character limit on chat so people can't fucking clear it to stop you saying who is cheating?
Implying valve gives a shit.

Kristana?

>Some guy with Australiums and his pocket girlfriend stomping a game
>Nearly impossible to kill them on my own when the rest of my team isn't helping
>Get a crit and kill one of them anyway
>Get to enjoy both of them start ranting on chat about random crits even if we still lose the game
It's worth it.

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The problem is when you get a crit you say a 'heh' at best but when a crocket hits you it feels like the worst thing ever, especially if it ended your kilstreak

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No I dont, pussy

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Tide turner, half-zatoichi, lochnload used to be so fun before the nerfs and deserved to be on the crutch list back then. Usually killed 3 to 7 of the enemy team in the opening 10 seconds of combat by chaining between players with crit-hit ram strikes, like some sort of fucked up Neo; with a full heal/charge reset on kills it literally fed off of bad players. Anyone attempting to hard counter and I'd just lochnload them.

Not really. When I'm in both situations, I just think "Huh, cool"

#notallpyros but after 4000 hours in any class you turn into a titanic faggot. Every class got his own designs for mains
>scouts go full lime cumbuckets
>pyros turn into furies owo
>soldiers into edgy tryhard/bf gay pockets anal munchers
>heavies go full cumslurping gay or communist commissar
>demos turn full weaboo or baggy pants/converse shoes stickyspammers
>engies fuck arround or turn into Dane "muh comp" fags
>meds go full healslut, /pol/fags or jaded as fuck
>snipers go full super edgy cunts
>spies transform into unironic weaboo with terrible taste or cl_interp abusers

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T H I S
H
I
S

Blood reference? Cool Pyro

When I see a crocket killing 3+ people including me I just say "oof" in general chat

Best overall backpack item and takes less damage to build. I don't really mind playing against it because black box/conch soldiers are university shit at the game but it pisses me off when I'm playing medic and the only player I have to heal is one of these dipshits.

cool loadout

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why is this game so satisfying. everything feels so fucking good. the movement is crisp, every form of feedback especially the sound design is carefully made to give you the most satisfying feeling however you kill an enemy.

it was designed this way.

Way ahead of you

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The fact that hitsound is off by default makes me so fucking sad, new players must feel like they discovered fire when they turn it on.
It's very satisfying because it's a game with a very high skill celling, so you feel they're always more to learn, with enough action and fun to not discourage the new player.

Teams these days are shit tho, fuck those 3 spies and 3 snipers

get a coat for complete ww1 look

Pretty sure some guy did why tf2 is a classic on YouTube. Talked about why it rewarded accuracy very well.

seethe more, demo/snipercuck

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The default hitsound is incredibly obnoxious with some weapons. Also anyone who doesn't look through the settings when they first start up a game isn't human, so it's okay.

Honcho or Sarge?

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Sarge.

>YouTube
Never saw a game generate so much kino youtube videos and in so many varied forms
SFMs, Smexuals, gmod movies, official meet the team videos
Why did TF2, a game with originally no character and no backstory whatshowever, generate so much creative content, much more than the serious overwatch with official short stories and shit

youtube.com/watch?v=FN8NK3lgeq8

i'm on a planck :)

It still pisses me off that they took away Rocket Jumper + Equalizer taunt

>winning against the vasquez brothers
>ever

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No fun allowed
Whomever says STAR_ isn't funny by himself din't watch this or youtube.com/watch?v=NNqq1R-PsS4

>fighting said type of scout
>they for some reason backpedal a million miles away after taking two shots

Problem with the overwatch thing is they do have genuinely good characters but it feels like they don't actually have an aim to the story. The tf2 "lore" deals less with origins and more just interactions of the characters you play with. Meanwhile the overwatch "lore", since both games tend not to have alot of focus on lore, focuses more on introducing their newest characters origin story.
In tf2 all the characters are mercenaries in a land war.
In overwatch all the characters are there for reasons. I still don't know the reason roadhog or junkrat are connected to anyone else in the entire game. Nor do I get the point of the sheild robot centaur, osirai I think. Why is she there idk.

WHY ARE MY TEAMMATES ALWAYS LITERAL FUCKING RETARDS AND THEY HAVE COORDINATED HEAVY MEDIC COMBOS THAT NONE OF OUR 5 SPIES CAN STOP FUCK

The Spy in the exp. date video is a much more interesting character than anything overwatch came up with
Blizzard tries to be too cinematic, TF2 has this subdued tone (despite the wacky characters) that makes it much more unique and memorable.

it's compressed

>tfw all my friends quit
>no more uberchains
>no more kritzing enforcer
>no more cabers

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Nah, there's no issue with trying to be cinematic, but a movie has to have a conclusion or a point. Overwatch does try to be cinematic agreed, but it's like several dozen short stories with no connection between them, rather than an actual narrative. It's a lot of good concepts but no overall connection. That's why they fall short to me personally, there's no goal despite all the cinematics involved.

I just like the flair gun and airblasting
I am a furry though

>3rd spy detected

>Needing to be saved from a Demo or Sniper in the first place
You're just bad, crutchmain.

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SOULLESS

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I dont really enjoy the game anymore

I still dont get why Eric got a hook for an arm

Scream Fortess 2019 cosmetics

I'm convinced people are intentionally letting hackers slide these days, no way people are this fucking retarded.

>Heavy with Tomislav and Medic buttplug that's blatantly his friend IRL
>shooting in your direction before you even turn a corner
>has a custom keybind that includes your name everytime he kills you
>nobody on his team attempts to votekick him despite literally everyone on our team shouting about it
>half our team ragequits
>game becomes even more unplayable

This shit is what will kill TF2 for good, the inaction of others

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Not to turn the rest of the thread into a OW vs TF2, no one needs more of those but their lore also seems to be all over the place.
Something I find interesting in comparing their shorts is Meet the Medic vs the Mei one. The early draft for MtM was about Medic creating the medigun, using blue spy's severed head. They decided against it because it didn't really say anything about the character, outside of him being sadistic enough to use a now immortal severed head for his experiments, and there's no reason to spend so much time explaining such a fictional creation. So they went with the god tier script that perfectly shows both Medic's personality as well as his gameplay.
Mei's short spends most of the time about her creating the ice gun, giving little to no personality.
Also, something that should be said is that part of the genius in TF2's characters is that their personalities are an extension of their gameplay. Scout plays as an obnoxious player who harasses and runs away at the sight of danger. So his personality is matched. To use Mei again, the community sees her as this psycho who freezes people to death, which is horrifying, while her actual personality is meant to be some innocent little thing who wouldn't hurt a fly. Valve got around that issue for Pyro by using both the psycho side and the fact that he sees something completely different.

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how do i get better with spy bros? in swipez's videos he does some mind tricks shit that makes the other guys literally turn their back to them when he just stands still almost

The discoball sticky/pill bug was hilarious and the butthurt that came out from nigger mains was even more hilarious.

I'm no expert but I genuinely got way better as Spy watching MrPaladin's videos. He delves a lot into placement, situational awareness, pick priority, mindgames, techniques, everything you need to at least start being useful.

Also a better Spy might call me out for this, but I trained with the Cloak & Dagger, as it gave me more time to observe reactions and get into the groove of things

>MrPaladin

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I'm sure he's not the best and that Spy mains harbor issues with his teachings, but I've without doubt seen a massive improvement in my abilities so he can't be all bad. What's the problem?

>force to restar my computer after 3-5 matches because the game lags like a motherfucker even with conf files and scripts to squeeze max performance in a fucking 2019 custom build pc
I dont know why the faggots of the TF2team dont have as first priority the fucking performance of the game. Hell, dont make updates for two years if that means you can make this game runs as crispy as it did back in the day even on crappy laptops

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>Direct Hit
This is the only one that requires larger amounts of effort to use efficiently, the Black Box would hit closer to home. In fact, too close to home, since I use The Tank Buster with The Escape Plan.

Other classes, definitely the Phlog + Scorch Shot for Pyro, the Dead Nigger for Spy, and the FaN for Scout.

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I wreck shit with the shotgun as pyro idk what you mean

I don't know he just seems like a mega faggot. I'm kinda stuck in the same boat though. I've really unironically been into spy since I watches swipez's frag comps. I guess I'll give him a go though.

Remember that i used to just use pnly the scorch shot running around finding and bullying people as they just got juggled and slowly ticked to death
Fun times

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ok anthony

Nah he's fine, he's just a really soft-spoken boomer who seems a bit out of place in a sea of otherwise loud and edgy TF2celebs. His overly polite demeanor is probably a put-off to the majority of anons though

He's kinda like Ethoslab in that respect.

wasn't really Yea Forums that gave me that reputation. But he was a running joke to all of my tf2 buddies.

Who wins?

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Red but in a close match

Do you fap more to Overwatch or Team Fortress?

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>Feenis

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unironically tf2

OW but it's all it's good for

Only thing that I fapped to in watch was one artist that did godlike zarya stuff and some sfm involving some of the girls pregnant, desu

>sfm involving some of the girls pregnant
s-sauce?

TF2 romance must end on a punchline.

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The map is Badwater.
>Blu engie is spamming tbe cart with minis
>Blu sniper is picking every slow class off one by one, does not realize the objective is in front of him
>Blue spy instinctively goes for the engie nest but gets a cheeky stab on someone else instead and dies to the level 3
>Blu medic only goes for ubersaw kills and promptly dies to everyone
>Blu demoknight can't get more than 1 head per life.
>Blu pyro, despite being the braindead class, actually aims with the shotgun and airblasts stickies.
>Red soldier complains about being the only one not being healed even though he's miles from the medic
>Red scout dies to the minis on the cart
>Red heavy is by the shipping containers by the 2nd point giving out sandviches and spamming Z+2
>Red engie has his sentries up in the places nobody can contest without uber, and without Blu medic to uber, they can't cap the point unless Blu spy can sap.
>Red sniper is in every sightline spamming arrows and getting every headshot from it. Shuts down tunnel for 4 whole minutes by himself.
>Red Demo is suffering because the Blu pyro keeps airblasting his stickies back at him.

Give me like 15 minutes so I can get home and link it brother

this

>playing phlog pyro on stage 2 of hoodoo
>build up enough Mmmph and start destroying their buildings and killing them
>hold them back for almost a minute as I spray their spawn with fire before dying
>meanwhile, my team didn't even touch the cart once
>and after I died, the enemy just rebuilt all of their buildings again, sending us back to where we were before I activated Mmmph

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What happened to halolz anyways?

>What is medic

Probably just died off.

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I feel you bro.

Red. TIMECUBE's the only medic, but he's got no one worthwhile to heal. Red doesn't have a medic, but their sheer killing power is superior, and Halogen can just switch to concheror if he feels health will be that much of an issue. Between that, Hector's buildings, and Lob's sandwich, the only real threat they face from BLU is mortis, and he'll be too busy with feenis and Vikkz most of the time.

This nigga knows.

Tryhards SEETHING is worth the random crit bullshit 110%.

Now this is effective bait and I'll tell you why. Everyone knows the huge hitbox and long active time on the arrow make it way easier for bad players to use but by implying the weapon that undeniably takes more skill is easier because of nonskill based reasons is going to get like 20 (you)'s

>absolutely awful at sniper, can never get headshots
>play sniper
>suddenly a god headshotting everyone for like three minutes
>and then it's gone again and I can't bodyshot shit for the next six months

Why does this happen?

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>Play pyro
>hurr why do you use degreaser you bad faggot who need a faster switch crutch
>switch to stock with detonator
>hurr why do you use detonator for those cheesy jumps and bullshit epxlosions hit? can't you hit flares?
>use regular flare gun
>hurr why are you using this crutch with the bullshit 90 dmg crit? can't aim with shotgun?

At this point I just decided to say fuck it, and use stock, sroch shot and axetinguisher.

At least now you will have a reason to cry
>they don't cry over the scorch shot and allow me to maul them with it

It's literally the best flare gun, honestly. It's so fucking retardly powerful (like what the fuck it does ACTUALLY more damage than the detonator and cna get close to the flare gun damage) and only the detonator with the utlity it gives even get close to the sheer power this secondary gives.

I miss the dragon fury pre nerf. They made it so unfuckingforgiving that it's literally not worth it.

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DFury nerf killed the weapon, its in the same limbo as the baby face

It's a shame since it was pretty fun. Actually rewarded aiming on pyro.

I absolutely run this all the time because TF2 medics are fucking useless and people steal your health packs after they lost a single health point.

It didn't used to be this way back when there were dedicated server communities. But now since most of those are dead unless you want to play 2fort all the time, using casual matchmaking pretty much guarantees I'll be playing with shitters.

Might as well never make the Jungle inferno since they went back on every change they didnt need to but keep the fucked airblast

>I dont get a pocket medic so I use crutches

I hope they will buff it in the heavy update. I really do, but they probably won't. It's just.. sad. People crying that what, Pyro in close quarters with this weapon is strong? That's the fucking point of the god damn class.

And considering the MASSIVE downside (airblast is shit tier), it's was a really balanced beside the whole "it can hit from behind" shit.

Airblast in some ways is worse, sure, but it's still great thing against projectile, and if you want to airblast them into the air, just aim to the ground. It's not the same and it's not as easy to hit stuff with it, but at least actually pushing ubers is braindead easy.

i do like the lingering flames thing.

Is a pocket medic not a crutch suddenly?

Sauce on artist?

In your autoexec. Look it up, other people can explain how to do it better than I can. It directly affects hit detection and will make bullets and projectiles feel astronomically better once you have it calibrated well.

As a Medic I fucking hate Black box conch fags in both teams. Waste of slots
>wont change to another rocket launcher when a medic is on his team
>still nabs healtkits
>use the escape plan for his sissy loadout
>pops the conch for self healing instead of pushing
>deathmatch in the back all the game instead of trying to blast sentry nests
>still gets healed even when they fire a rocket at point blank
>have the balls to blame everybody else we dont have offensive power when he is playing soldier
Black Box + Conch teach so many bad manners most users are cunts
>Is a pocket medic not a crutch suddenly?
You got a point, dildo medics who only heal on guy are the worse faggots

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>Black Box + Conch teach so many bad manners most users are cunts
In modern TF2, that really doesn't mean shit. It really is just a bunch of F2Players with a few extremely skilled comp holdout people who go on random pubs. You may as well just lone wolf the game stock yourself with HP-regen items, it's not like your shitty team of "Engineers who build at spawn even when the game started two minutes ago" are gonna fucking help.

>can oneshot most overhealed heavies
Can oneshot with a fully charged shot*
A quick scope headshot only does 150 damage. Overhealeded Heavy is 450.

op, is as always, an absolute faggot.

Maybe you're just bad.