No idea what you fags are on about, Jesse would absolutely get it. phwoar lads
No idea what you fags are on about, Jesse would absolutely get it. phwoar lads
Samuel Cox
Ethan Nguyen
Owen Reyes
why the long face?
Samuel Cox
She looked great in the promo art, that is NOT the same character nor appeal
Angel Anderson
He sure as hell could.
Levi Perry
lmao
Adam Campbell
Gameplay is decent but the writing is downright awful. I don't know why the writing has to be so fucking cringy when the protagonist is a woman.
Connor Morgan
She's ugly, but a charming sort of ugly.
Eli Gonzalez
What upcoming game is this tranny from?
Brody James
Control, out now
Jaxson Sanchez
Control is already released and it's kino.
Andrew Collins
What's wrong with it?
Adrian Morgan
Genuinely don't get how she's ugly. better looking than claire/Jordan and you fags wouldn't shut up about her
Michael Martinez
For me, its the bone structure around the eyes
James Allen
OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA
Elijah Ross
OP's very attracted to manly features. I think he only dates women because society told him he's supposed to.
Owen Foster
It's mostly the main character who is so annoying.
Literally the first line in the game
>ooooooohh it's gonna get weeeeiiiiird up in here
also
>ME ME ME ME
>I want
>I am
>I think
>teehhee I'm a director but you can call me Jesse
Ryan Brown
Chase Mitchell
She has the jawline of a fucking linebacker lmao
Jayden Rivera
CHRISTOPH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ryan Green
It's time you finally play as a female (male) protagonist, Yea Forums.
Zachary Myers
Implying you don't think the same way about yourself you hypocrite
Benjamin Robinson
Because "feminism" can only appreciate male power so they try to ascribe "male power" onto females rather than make them actually women.
It's a lack of humanity, they spend all their days dehumanizing other people so they have lost it, they no longer have the capacity to be human beings.
Josiah Allen
That's fucking hilarious.
Aiden Phillips
>literal man face
>how is she ugly
I mean, she would be okay looking if she were a man.
Christian Long
It's a new epic meme.
Cooper Green
Is that supposed to be a tranny or a real woman
Colton Gutierrez
Dylan Scott
no way
Angel Hall
what the fuck was remedy thinking with this stupid fucking man face. If you make a tranny at least make her look more appealing, not ''any percent''
Hudson Adams
Half the anons ITT could transition and end up looking more like a woman. Those angular features seem very intentional
Parker Nelson
Uhhhh
This looks much better.
Michael Morgan
No faggot, I don't have inner monologues about myself the whole day long.
Xavier Barnes
She looks good, if they just made the jaw less strong.
Gabriel Gomez
Just finished the game + epilogue. Fucking hell I'm happy that it's over.
The last battles were tedious as shit and whoever designed them should be burned.
Jason Anderson
>implying Christoph Waltz isnt a handsome fucking devil
Alexander Hall
>that fucking world design
Did they just copy paste the same shit all over the maps?
Ryder Rogers
He is, but that's because manly features look good on men, not on women.
Xavier Taylor
Reminder that if anyone describes something as "kino", that's your queue to ignore everything they say. This is not someone operating with a human intellect.
Parker Robinson
>he has never seen true kino so does not understand the term
kek
Christian Rogers
Honestly my GOTY, Remedy is probably the best in the industry at world building and I'll always have a soft spot for run and gun TPS.
Ayden Bennett
Kino is a movie expression. It makes sense that you would use it seeing as most of the current AAA games are movies.
Evan Diaz
She's a fucking rummo
Grayson Hall
What in the fuck are you deranged incels talking about theres no feminism or politics in this game at all
Carson Walker
Its Sam Lakes writing you schizo zoomer
Nathan Bennett
you're not wrong, but the same is true of wojak posters
Easton Jenkins
UGLY RUMMO WHORE
Thomas Ramirez
fair point
Ethan Ward
>women designed to looks like a man
>can't tell if it's a man or a woman
>no politics
Ayden Adams
Did you finish the game? I liked it for the first half and then it got tedious as shit with endless waves of mobs that get more powerful.
Bentley Phillips
she looks more masculine.
Gabriel Richardson
Owen Lewis
Julian Campbell
they got her completely right
Jonathan Walker
The first half sets a terrible first impression because you don't know where the fuck to go and the signage + map is dogshit. I seriously considered putting the game down.
Second half it really picks up, you get better weapons, you get your levitation and more energy,, some decent upgrades and the fighting becomes fun, and the main quest gets more focused and doesn't have you milling about trying to find the next room. A couple of boss fights were bullshit like the big eye thing that destroys the ground underneath you, and that fucking 2nd fight with tommasino or whatever his name is can FUCK RIGHT OFF. Awful boss fight.
The start sucks and the end was abrupt, and there's a couple of shit fights. But everything in the middle was great and really had me invested into playing the game which hasn't happened for a while.
Would have been disappointed if I paid for it, but Tim bought my copy and it was definitely worth the download.
Tyler Torres
>her
Austin Collins
Your mental illness isnt politics user
Christian Myers
>her
Josiah Garcia
>you don't know where the fuck to go and the signage + map is dogshit
Jaxon Watson
>another round of muh digital women posting
alright Yea Forums i'll see you guys in like two months
Adrian Gomez
Imagine if your mom found out her son was a pedophile in addition to just being a loner who sits in his room all day. Fix yourself for her sake bro
Xavier Flores
>says the dude posting in a tranny thread on a chinese naziforum
Evan Ortiz
>game says go to black rock processing
>three corridors lead into black rock processing on the map
>they are signposted ingame this way
>NONE OF THOSE CORRIDORS ACTUALLY LEAD YOU INTO BLACK ROCK PROCESSING
>to actually get into black rock processing you have to go to the complete opposite end of the map and into a tiny tucked away door up a flight of stairs and behind a wall
Yeah no. The signposting for the maintenance department is straight dogshit.
Dominic Russell
For me the most tedious boss fight was the Anchor. Was considering uninstalling the game then and there.
I did not care for levitation too much as it felt really slow and clunky,I did forget to use the dive bomb thing completely though, even though I put the points to it.
Jaxon Sanchez
That fucking Eye... I died 3 times, and on my 4the try got him down and then fell through a hole to my death.
Luckily the game already registered the kill, so I got to continue on.
Falling to nothingness slowly and it killing you in the end was one of the shittiest mechanics in this game -- in the last stages as well. You should have some kind of way to get back up, instead you are taken all the way back and have to fight some worthless mobs again.
Vomit.
(I finished the game as well yesterday)
Joseph Adams
The anchor is easy, though. The room with the clocks right? He turns clockwise. You throw a clock into his mouth and move to the next platform. Throw clock, move to next platform. It took me two attempts.
Wait until you get to the 2nd tommasino fight where he spawns those fucking proximity detonating enemies right next to you giving you no time to react.
It helps to stand in the staircase, so the shit the guy throws at you doesn't hit you, stay at the bottom of the staircase and the exploding proximity thing will always spawn in the same place which makes things a little less bullshit. Just grind away with the shotgun and sniper, desperately throw shit wherever you can and hope you don't get blown up and you'll get it eventually.
Dominic Parker
I finished the game already but thanks.
Tommasino was easy for me I just kept throwing shit at it him, I guess I was in a good spot or sth.
Anchor yes the clocks. I was killed by the suicide bomber mobs, not the boss itself... and sometimes ended up levitating so I fell of the cliff. I fucking hated the leviation being slow and clunky.
Jack Turner
It's not a really good TPS or a very satisfying game mechanically but fuck if watching the chaos as you throw shit around isn't satisfying
fix the DX12 stuttering pls
Adam Clark
Jack Robinson
Do the enemies get more interesting than just guys with different types of guns and guys with different types of guns (but with magic armor aura)?
Any eldritch monstrosities?
Eli Ross
Surely we'll get a mod to fix this, right? It can't be that hard to make a mod for a more feminine jawline, right?
Oliver Smith
There's a couple different type of monster mobs as well. People covered by mold, ones that have their spine twisted and they suicide bomb you (annoying as fuck), levitating ones that throw shit at you.
The only "horror" mobs you see is this obscure ball of energy that carries debries with it and can't be killed, and a thing that is invisible until it's next to you and screams in your face doing major dmg.
That's about it. The toughest mobs are ones with super armor and throw grenades at you, you just throw them back at them. Pretty boring.
Henry Cooper
There's this worm nigger who lives in a fridge and a flamenco.
Angel White
the Clog
Christian Bennett
Yeah that. The Clog is the farthest I can possibly imagine from an eldritch monstrosity, though. It's more like a meme monster.
Liam Scott
I never said anything about politics.
Rent free
Levi Collins
She looks better but then you see her from the side and how she actually has no jaw. It makes her looks like she's got the downs
Nolan Scott
her jaw is fine
Ethan Rogers
They spent all the budget on the character models.
Andrew Rivera
Only to make the main girl uggo as fuck in-game.
Julian Harris
Nothing to do with feminism, Jesse is just off.