Well?

No fuck off whore

GET THESE FUCKING SPACE WHORES WITH THERE BULLSHIT EMOTIONS AND PROBLEMS OUT OF MY FACE I GOT A FUCKING GALAXY TO SAVE

No fuck off whore

No, you're not my favorite Ali Hillis character

>not being a space volcel
WOMEN WEAKEN LEGS!

Yes but dump her for Tali as soon as you can.

>Alien fuckers

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>tfw you actually like Liara but everyone hates you for it

>imagine being this wrong
No, if you don't romance her, she just moves on for your best friend. That alone would be enough, but even if you do romance her, she will then offer threesome with that said friend. She doesn't even remotely chase you like a Liara neither. Not to mention she steals your tech.

It's exactly opposite - Liara is only one who truly loves you. She does even if you don't romance her too.

She had some top notch threads of her own on Yea Forums in last few weeks.

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I want some blueberries.

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i'd rather fuck an alien than a tranny

You're not Tali

she was only good in the first game

I must have missed them. See I don't mind the odd bit of waifu wars but sometimes the level of hatred directed towards her goes beyond hating a shitty blue space babe from vidya. If you dislike her that much why waste energy on her?

>romance Liara in 1 and she's like a lovesick puppy
>she barely has a fucking reaction when you literally come back from the dead in 2

I don't even know if she's in 3, I didn't play it. But I sure wouldn't waste my time on her thrice.

user, do you even know where you are?

We'll bang, okay?

This

Human pride galaxy wide

She is.

Based.

There is a whole dlc about her in 2. She is pretty gud in 3. It's well-worth romancing just her through all games. Besides, it's not like there is a better waifu here.

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>tfw really dig the ME2 companions
>most of them get fuck all for content in 3

Please tell me there are mods that fix this, I finally got the series for PC.

>literally in tears
How is that barely a reaction?

EGM has an addon that let's you have most of them as squad mates granted they are available. They don't speak during story portions, obviously. There's also a separate mod for Miranda that tries to implement her properly to the story but it's still a beta and it hasn't been touched in a good while.

TALI
A
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>space gypsies

Unless those mod developers are able to get the original voice actors on board, those mods might be kind of disappointing.

Is a slut.

>she will then offer threesome with that said friend.
She only says that threesome shit to when you are playing femshep and romance Garrus.

Nice cope.

Which love interest has the highest IQ?

I'm a Liarafag for most playthroughs too.

Propably the one who has a doctorate

Blueberry obviously.

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IQ rating
Liara > Tali = Miranda >>> Ashley > Kelly >> Jack

sorry but jack best girl

>best at STDs
Ftfy

I tell em lick on the nuts and suck the dick

she is a cute and innocnet girl, don't you dare user
>- Downloaded education vid, "Dealing with Loss"
>- Uninstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
>- Reinstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
>- Downloaded education vid, "Understanding Body Language: Human Edition"
>- Downloaded entertainment vid, "Fleet and Flotilla"
>- Uninstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
>- Downloaded education vid, "Human Courtship and Mating"
- Installed suit application, Immunoboost: Professional Edition
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Come home, earth man

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>fucks 200 other guys after you inevitably die
>heh. nothin personnel, shepard

>>fucks 200 other guys after you inevitably die
She's not Ashley user

When Shep first meets her, she is barely legal in Asari terms, nigger. You are banging pure virgin - which cannot be said about any other waifu.

if you think she will turn a nun when shep is gone you are delusional
she is basically a child in her culture, by the time she is an adult she will have written shep off as a summer boyfriend

>i-it didn't happened, but it surely will
>it was r-real in my head

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it's alright user
I know the truth hurts. I too, had to accept it first

>she is basically a child in her culture
Asari puberty is their forties user.
When she says that she's barely considered more than a child it's in the context of the Asari Archaeology community. A human on earth right now suffers similar problems in academia, their opinions are basically ignored until you're like forty

I am aware of that, that's why I didn't say she is biologically a child, but culturally
what I tried to convey here is that she has a long life ahead of her

Men of the highest culture

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I just want to be friends
Human or Hanar only

Which is the best game, and why is it the first one?

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It's the 2nd one

sorry reddit

It may not have been pretty but it had love behind it

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>It's the 2nd one
>sorry reddit
I'm afraid you have the reddit opinion here, spacing too.

n o p e
c o p e

pass

Shadow borker!

Want to enter the lair of the Shadow Broker?

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unless of coarse you are just a zoomer.

ME1 is zoomers first rpg, you would be 12 in 2007

Explain why Mass Effect 2 is better than 1
>muh gameplay
Gunplay isn't all there is and in that regards Mass Effect 3 is better.

can you even romance her as a renegade

She don't mind at all. You could be the next TIM wannabe and she'd still want that.

The renegade/paragon thing doesn't affect romances

Why cant i have both

youtu.be/DucgKKES_7I

Staying single is the best.

I've got nothing more to say to you

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>It took almost three years of intensive rehabilitation but eventually the Eclipse merc I pushed out the window was able to walk again, run even. In 2190 he placed 2nd in the first pan-galactic bipedal marathon and has been aiming for gold ever since.

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I think this is the only sfw pic I have in my Asari folder so take it Yea Forums.

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Very nice.

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There is, now bend over and let me sodomize your virgin asshole. Just roll with the orgasmic pain, and don’t think about how I’m gonna dump your used up asshole for Tali’s virgin shitter next game.

>dinner is ready

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HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD

Post more blue tiddies.

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I want to be an asari

I can wear swimsuit into battle

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Gib milkies

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>it's all in your deluded mind, you blue bitch

That....does not work

>when the dialouge has to tell you constantly that she's hot since it'd be impossible to tell otherwise

Based and redpilled

Is that dress made out of elcor jizz?

Yes

Daily reminder
vocaroo.com/i/s1TC9nuQJX5W

One day...

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>cucking your lineage out of its species

imagine fucking you daughter haahha

no thanks

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> no galactic exploration ME game
>no RTS ME game
Fuck e-sports. Everything must be e-sports now or it's not worth making.

I exist too guys. Can I get some love?

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No.

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Only in your SPECIAL hole. The other one. Not taking any chances for "happy little accidents".

Nice Korra lookalike stuck on a terrible, terrible game.

>tfw I'm started this shitfest with Eclipse Merc a few threads ago because I was bored
>people start to recreate the scene without me in the thread
Not gonna lie - you guys are the fucking best, true legends

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I love her!

Damn it, user

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All these Mass Effect threads lately made me reinstall the first one and create a new character.

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>femShep

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>I dont have time for this Im trying to save the galaxy you stupid whore.

You shut your whore mouth.

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>not playing an rpg different each time
Fuck off homo, learn to roleplay.

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This picture always scared me for some reason.

This. How the fuck people still can't understand that everyone can play or do something not the way others do? Just fuck off already.

>n-no but latest meme is that anyone who plays as female is a closet tranny, don't tell me u'r a newfag who doesn't follow the latest memes, dilate

i don't give a single fuck about "memes"
i just want to enjoy things without someone screaming "YOU'RE WRONG" at my ear
fuck trannies and /pol/ retards that keep talking about trannies, sjw and other crap
if i want to enjoy Jennifer Hale "cool girl" voice - i will

Would fuck her right in the extra chromosome

I did the exact same choices in ME1 6 playthroughs.
If I replay it today I'll do it again. I do have a mirrored playthrough, this way I cover all choices.

Someone post the legos pic. Actually just post the whole collection.

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i would pick "i just want to be friends" because it makes taking the sweet pusey just that much more glorious because the pent up sexual angust and pressure and then putting the dick in at that moment despite her knowing we should only be friends
oh lawd it's orgasmic

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Humanity FIRST

>having your kids not look like you
LOL

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>telling Liara you're interested
>bring her to mission to kill her mom
>tell her to fuck off during the Ash vs her confrontation

Yeah, and it would be hard to top fucking and conceiving the child of the literal saviour of the galaxy. I'm sure that will be the highlight of her life despite the thousand year life span.

youtube.com/watch?v=nPOlAPsazHs

I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL

I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL

DON'T PUT YOUR BLAME ON ME

DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON ME

POTTERY
Bioware just can't keep shitting out failures
Day of the rake when

Sorry Liara

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There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is.

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She's very cute actually.

Of course. Liara was absolutely obsessed with sherpard to an insane degree. You could probably bend her over out of the blue and forcefully shove your unlubed cock/strap-on up her ass and she'd forgive you after a 2 minute conversation.