4 HOURS TO GO

Why would you want to replay a movie? You already know what's gonna happen

>pic
>implying I'm going to play a blair witch game more than once

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why not just pirate it at that point?

because it's only one dollar to pre-load and play the game legally at launch

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this is what i did because i got free game pass for buying amd products

>they're still making these run and hide
"horror" games
come on now, it's not 2012 anymore

You don't own the game on Steam either, only on GOG.

layers of fear was boring as hell. all it had going for it was its concept. like most of these types of horror games.

>why not just pirate it at that point?
That's illegal and if I'm caught my career is over.

is this going to be on xbox game pass on PC?

yeah it's already on there
if you have game pass on pc you can pre-load it

Play Observation.

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I don't see it..

nevermind, I'm an idiot.. I found it by searching, thought it would just be listed like gears 5

you have to search for it because it's not technically out yet

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Will wait for the crack to test it. Just have no faith in developers and publishers these days.

I want to get into gamepass but the client is bugged as fuck, so it doesn't let me in
it seems like it ties your language to your location, so he believes I am in lard land because I have my windows in english, but then it tells me to fuck off
if I do it from the website, from my location, it tells me to download the client and do it from there
well done, msoft

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Anyone here play the old blairwitch games? Those body snatcher things bursting out of buildings with the bodies of the townspeople was pretty neat.

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seems like the problem was windows 10 region setting
IM IN

I just downloaded them and Nocturne, hoping for a fun time

have sex

installing

please don't be shit

on xbox app I paused the download and then it was stuck on "pausing" so I closed the app and now the app doesn't think any of it is installed and if I try to install nothing happens... there's also no option to uninstall it's just stuck in my games list.. REEE

Should be at least an ok 6-7/10 comfy horror ride.

it will be, i bet my shekels on it

>epic games store
WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?

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>walking simulator with jump scares
yaaawn

have there been any reviews? has anyone said how long it's supposed to be?

Yea Forums likes movie games.

i paid 4e for 3 months
hope I can play some good games from there
like 10 or so I am interested in

If 5 the game is good

it's trash mate, confirmed

I will binge the shit out of this game
I always enjoy the first playthrough of this type of games
inb4 shit
they are, but for the experience they are good

does it have jumpscares?

Like 1 or 2.

youtube.com/watch?v=c0ZQ2jPRaa8

it's youtube bait trash

He was talking about Observation, not Blair Witch.

>people think layers of fear was good
youtube.com/watch?v=B0fm2lRrEg0

>edgy faggot episode 37 showing he is not scared of something called scary by others
when will this shit ends? it's pathetic, and it probably shows you would be a lot more scared if you played the game the way you are supposed to do it

cope

user, we were discussing Observation, not Blair Witch.

layers of fear isn't really that scary, it does mostly the same shit over and over and past the 30 minute mark you won't be surprised by anything anymore.. the game is OK, it was their first one so whatever. I enjoyed it for what it was.

I heard there's supposed to be puzzles in this

I binged the whole thing in one sitting, and I enjoyed the experience
I understand that if you play it with your friends, fooling around, during the day, checking the phone... it's not the same
not that I got legit scared for my life or stupid shit like that, but after playing for a couple of hours you really start getting stressed, and relieved when it ends
another one that legit pissed me while playing was Outlast 2, pre-nerf and pre-patch... it is truly a nightmare, in the sense of being constantly attacked by shit, running around... one hell of a ride

>Rustin Parr
>The Legend of Coffin Rock
>The Elly Kedward Tale
Which of them is the best? Or should I play them all in order?

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It's not that scary, but the psychedelic scenes really made it for me. You really play these kind of games to see the crazy things they can make happen artistically and set piece wise. Yea, it's like a movie, but with how shitty movies are (especially the visual effects) walking sims are so much better.

Like when you're looking at the painting of all the vegetables, and all the vegetables turn into real vegetables and fall out of the painting signifying how insane your character is, that was cool.

And Observer, well that game is even better.

Fucking incredible game, underrated.

I think it is universally accepted that the first volume is the best.

OH NO NO NO HORROR IS FUCKING DEAD BROS

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That's good though, and for a horror game like this, straight up great.

Gonna play soon.

>Bloober Team
more like boober team haha

A 7,5 for a walking sim is kinda ok. It might drop severely after a few more reviews, though.

>Kinda ok
7.5 for any game is good.

Yeah, I'll give it a try, since it's on XGP and the download size is thankfully small.

that a decent score for a horror game

That's a decent score for any game.

Reminder that nothing at all happened in the movie. A chick pissed in the woods but that's it.

You're telling us that you never rewatched your favorite movie?

>you can actually see what's fucking with you

IT'S SHIT

I hope it's good, LoF2 had some red flags.

It was pain getting it to work even for me. W10 is such a mind bogglingly scatterbrained shitshow in how it operates and tries (and fails miserably) to be Apple now. It would not allow me to even update my system to the specific version it needs to be to get gamepass to work. Had to find it and force it in manually. Piece of gabrage. Full Linux game support can't come fast enough.

Take a fire poker bare back you fucking kike. Calling layers of fear good activates the autism.

>Got 3 years of Gamepass Ult for like 10 bucks
>Don't have to pay for half the indie games I would normally be interested in but knew would bomb and for any Microsoft first party games
based

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thanks tim

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Horror has been dead for years, this is just pissing on its corpse. God, when will this walking simulator western horror meme end? I miss survival horror and psychological horror that was based on actual gameplay.

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NO NO NO NO
IT'S NO SCARY IF YOU CAN FIGHT BACK
REEEEEEEEEEE

You're getting this upset over good reviews?

Pretty hyped desu.

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user probably meant games like Silent Hill 2, Dreadout, Darkwood which are all survival and psychological horror games where you can fight back with many weapons.

fucking kys

yeah, as long as you make resources to fight bight scarce and hard to find
add to that fighting is harder and less rewarding than running away

i play horror games in a dark room sitting on one end of a sofa while my girlfriend watches on a projector screen on the other end
when scary things happen we scoot over to each other in the middle to laugh, calm each other down and make out
i love it when new horror games come out because it's an excuse to eat bad food and have lots of sex

>xbong
kek
name a one good exclusive bud

Are the SOMA workshop levels any good?

I know the feel. It finally ended up working by changing the region in windows 10, and then refreshing the windows store
that way the xbox app takes the proper region, and let me pay without issues
then I reverted the change, and it is still working
I am surprised at the download speeds, though... it goes faster than steam, that's for sure
having to accept the privacy disclaimer and getting a mail in my inbox for every game I open is ridiculous

Absolute chad keep it up bro, how much did you slap today in gym?

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Fags here hate Microsoft so much they won't take advantage of great deals.

IT'S OUT

that was quick
Blair_Witch-HOODLUM
>Blair_Witch-HOODLUM

When people like you stop being sissies peeing your pants over fucking video games of all things. You realize they're toys for kids right? That's how sad you are, scared of a fucking toy. I'd tell you to kill yourself but you're too much of a coward to even do that so I guess I gotta suck your dick instead you fucking faggot. Die.

>You realize they're toys for kids right?
You have no power here, boomer. Your kind is a drying species.

pic related me beaming cancer to your balls

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now that the dust has settled, what's the Yea Forumserdict?

I haven't played it yet, but I'm sure it'll be at least an okay experience.

>horror game where you can fight back
>"wtf? This is just action, not scary"

>horror game where you can't fight back
>"this is just a retarded walking/hide and seek simulator."

There's no satisfying you faggots

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VR is the only answer

What if you make a balance between the two? WHOOOOOAAA cray huh redditspacer?

show me one example

RE7

Your mom's pussy before and after I give it syphilis.

>he watches horror to get scared

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Because I’m a retard who doesn’t know how to or where to even start
And also this too I guess

>Blair.Witch-HOODLUM

Jesus, that was fast.

Gonna be downloading that shit later

Horror games don't get me at all any more, but there is a big fucking spider in my room and I lost track of it, will probably die of a heart attack later when those two come together, wish me luck

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nobody is doing that for enjoying a horror game, lad
you are the sissy trying to proof how tough you are for laughing at a horror game
people know it's fiction and it's a game, but they know how to enjoy it, retard
the problem is you don't know how

installed and ready
3 minutes to go

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cool, let me know if you soiled your panties

REmake 2 on Hardcore mode going in blind.

The first one (Rustin Parr) was basically a spin-off of a survival horror game called Nocturne. All three games use the engine and gameplay style from Nocturne.

Who knows? Maybe it's YOU. Good night.

>75% done download
>72 metacritic score
shouldn't have even bothered

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7/10 is good user. And there's no genre more subjective than horror.

1 hour and like 10 minutes in, lost the dog. Give me back the dog you mofos. Don't fucking Brown him.

nah, 7 is shit for any game, I've played call of cthulhu and it's fucking garbage

>7 is shit for any game
No.
>I've played call of cthulhu
O-ok..?

You call me a retard yet you can't even bother to use proper punctuation. Kill yourself wuss.

Kind of tried cashing in on the movie too late

Do it bitch. Put a gun up to your temple and let it loose. And by gun I mean my dick cause you're gonna suck it down fag.

Mmmm suck it real good you're mouth is gonna be wider than when you screamed like a pussy over a jumpscare in Five Nights at Freddies yeah hmmmmmm.

steam reviews says you can't change your graphics or controls and it's horrible unoptimized.
true? is it even worth pirating?

I might give it a try if it's on Game Pass.
is majorly disappointing, though.

they're not wrong, so far it reminds like alan wake but with a dog companion

i mean that's what is written in the reviews
tree people and will-o'-the-wisps made of leaves

all bark and no bite
you probably can't even play these games by yourselves, and prefer to watch it and shitpost here

Stopped after one hour. It's cool so far, and I am pretty much lost. Very badly optimized because it uses the stupid hair shader thing for the foliage, so it is a big blurry blob. The dog is really cool

Does Blair Witch have VR?

OH NOOO NO NOOO HORROR BROOOS HOW ARE WE GONNA RECOVER?

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20-40fps on 2070 and i9 does that to reviews

oh boi

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ok wut

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based

nah, all the bad reviews are because of performance
people are enjoying the game

all the reviews in a nutshell
>don't buy
>my machine is the best ever
>performance is not acceptable
>don't buy hurr durr this is inacceptable having a xyzabc card!!

I bet it's the same retards that have i9-9900k and a 2080ti complaining that the game isn't optimized for 4k@144hz

They also made a 10% discount AFTER the game was released. So anyone who pre-ordered git fucked over since they paid the full price for it. People are pissed.

every single bad review is a technical review of the performance
all the others say the game is good, thanks to the dog

Blair_Witch-HOODLUM
>Blair_Witch-HOODLUM
Blair_Witch-HOODLUM
>Blair_Witch-HOODLUM
Blair_Witch-HOODLUM
>Blair_Witch-HOODLUM

shill
If you pay for beast rig or at least high end, you will expect good performance from a fucking walking sim

>Reviews: mostly negative

I'll wait for patches and crack. Thanks for beta testing nerds.

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that is not a review of the content of the game
they are leaving negative reviews because the game is a resource hog, go read it yourself

Optimization matters

Is anyone else also stuck in the first nighttime area, after you wake up from passing out in the tent, where the fuck do you go?

Performance is still part of the game experience.
If you can't play it at enjoyable pace, why even bother?
By your logic everyone must leave a good review even if they can't play the game

a game running like trash on good rigs is a valid criticism user

So far:
>semi-open levels
>you have to use the dog to find stuff and clues to keep moving forward
>you find old camera tapes
>each camera tape shows something related to the goal (finding some kid)
>you can rewind the tape and pause on a specific point and the world will change accordingly
basically the RE7 vhs gameplay mechanic
>there are entities roaming around that pester the dog, and the poor lad barks at the emptiness which leads to good spooks and the alan wake mechanic
>yes, the game runs like ass

I am not criticizing those reviews; I am stating the fact that they are not reviewing the game content, and they are salty their rigs can't move the thing because it is badly optimized. My point is once they sort that shit out, we will see the real reviews

use dog

Thats pretty sweet user gonna have to try it once they fix the shit performance

>My point is once they sort that shit out

Not guaranteed to happen. I can name you dozens of games which were released poorly optimized and were never fixed. Until they fix it, I'm gonna stay away.

do you know how the hair in RE2make works? that weird rendering thing that looks like ass unless you use heavy antialias? well, all the forest in this game is made using something like that
bad design decision, 2bh

DAILY REMINDER TO SUPPORT SMALL STUDIOS

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>30fps on lowest settings with 1050 ti
>that input lag
yup, the optimization is trash

>calling jerma an edgy faggot
end your life

Is it on Game Pass?

>jerma
>showing he is not scared of something called scary by others
That's fucking rich because Jerma is a really neurotic and easily frightened person, if your game can't scare him you fucked up real bad.

>even knowing who is that guy in the clip
opinion discarded

Leave this place, for it is obvious you are new here and won't fit in.

be unironic to me Yea Forums, should I get this game??

no

this isn't horror lmao
it's horror-themed, but not horror at all

honestly, no

>dude pirate it, its 40 bucks
>wait one dollar? Thats so cheap you might as well pirate it.

Help me with this logic.

why, I want a cute walking sim to get spooked in the weekend night :(

it's shit

just replay soma, the superior walking sim

>72 metacritic score

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fryday the 13 the game, dead by daylight, the blair witch project,when they will finally give us a scooby doo game

Too existential and depressing.