Why are you not playing Overwatch?

Why are you not playing Overwatch?

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posting in a homosexual thread

tranny lovers ruin everything

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Usually I don't complain about the META since it really only affects high rank players, but every single game is Orisa, Sigma, double shield cancer. I find myself shooting at objects more than the people themselves, who the hell approved Baptise by the way, his immortality is cancerous, a cooldown should not be able to completely counter an ultimate. Don't even get me started on retarded champs like Doom, Sym, Brig etc, ah it's all cancer. I bought this game for the high paced FPS action, but it's the complete opposite of that.

I invested quite a lot of time but I just never have fun playing it. The gameplay is simply frustrating and the maps suck.

If you're into futa, check out my stories on the subject

Futa on male:
"Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr: Recut"
"Mortal Kombat: A Forced Hero"

Male on futa:
"The Antidote is Poison"
"Velma and The Masked One: Recut"

And feel free to pitch me ideas you might have for a story

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small pp gang

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Is there more of this? Post the link.

>gang
>pp
futafags come from twitter, what a shock

I wanna suck a juicy uncut pink cock

I got bored and frustrated.

Baptiste's immorality field gets easily destroyed, turns out you have to shoot at the deployer, yes, another object you have to shoot instead of the enemy itself.

Nah, Hana has a big swinging dong.

true, at least futa posters counter it by improving everything

hahahah nigga how tf are shields real nigga haha just go around lmao

Futa isn't real user, I'm afraid you'll have to get a serious case of THE GAY to do such a thing.

fine with me

futas are NOT trannies!

W-What, no!

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Cmon user you know you want to give him the d

Same. I've had plenty of cute boycocks and trans cocks in, and around, the vicinity of my mouth. Of course, my cock was always in their ass. Man, great times =)

No sir, non for me.

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Too distracted by the porn of it.

I'm attracted to males but the thought of fucking a man or getting fucked by a man is disgusting. Women are much more sexually attractive and my pepe enjoys it.

>my pepe enjoys it.
is it a blue shirt one or a tuxedo one?

lips don't have gender

Sexuality isn't straight forward and simple. If you think you're straight and that's what you're trying to do, it's what you are, same for gay, bi basically become one or the other once they commit, unless they don't.

True, but then it would be expected of me to reciprocate and I don't want a dick in my mouth.

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giving pleasure would be enough to satisfy me

Post more lewds

Actually sexuality is simple, you know very quickly when meeting someone or spending time with them if you are sexually attracted.

I hate how the "intellectuals" and the LGB movement treat it like its this needle in a haystack concept and its really not. Also another reason i never bothered pursuing any gay shit.

Reserch paper atesting this needed.
user, you're not everyone, how can you know that what you may have gone through, is what everyone goes through, have you gone through trauma, sexual things BEFORE you even hit puberty to see just how it can affect your sexuality?

>expecting high paced FPS action out of a team objective based hero shooter
Well there's your problem, you were set up for disappointment from the start.

There is nothing wrong with this post besides in being a shitpost. Recounting memories isn't harming anyone. Fucking fag btw

This thread is mine now

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oh i am.

I only play Genji.
I might not be great at it but he's literally the only character I enjoy playing in this game.
Sorry.

>Recounting memories isn't harming anyone
it makes me painfully jealous

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

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don't post meme artists

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i would pay to lick her girlcock desu

Only thing vaguely phone shaped to hold seems to be in her pants, am I supposed to hold that?

i would pay just to sniff it

yes, just don't stroke it

Do I really need to explain to you why sexual abuse or trauma is not how the vast majority experience sexual puberty? Why does the "community" make these things so over complicated? Of course not everyone has the same experiences but the foundation is the same.

1. Interact with person
2. Determine if the thought of sex with person makes you aroused
3. Repeat

Congratulations you know if your gay, straight, bisexual.

The dick is shitty and misshapen , assumed it was some sort of toy stuffed in there. Turns out it's just a crappy edit.

FUTA CHADS RISE UP!

well i would pay just to look at it

Overwatch is a terrible game with character design and polish deserving of far better.

I just want a Lena game, fuck Smash

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would be extremely hard to hold back

We can share it

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There is a place, outside sight and sound. This place houses an individual, who despite seeing the sauce within the image will still ask for it. This humanoid figure is most likely sitting in their chair, staring at the same thread we are. Stiff with anticipation for a reply for fapdon. You have just entered, the newfag zone.

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Shammy was right.

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Why is she hiding her penis?

She won't let you, unless you want to beaten up anyway. though she will charge you for that too

The role play vids of her beating you up are free tho.

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Just pretend the phallic object is a vibrator she has pressed against her twat, it's what I do. I actually thought that was the intention until I saw people calling it futa

Dunno

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I looked for this and it's not real

>playing overwatch
>not being a faggot with bad taste in videogames and homosexuality
only 1

>literally a black smudge under the words
Yeah no shit.

Because I might get kicked out of my Classic server

>playing overwatch
>not being a faggot with bad taste in videogames and homosexuality
only 1

>tfw paid to look at an anons cock once

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was it worth it?

why

it was really really nice, not sure if it was worth how much he made me pay him though
because i was really horny and he kept teasing me

you could get free pics if you asked dumb dumb

>ywn have a girl like this

Why even live bros

The gameplay is simply frustrating and the maps suck.


>I Simply suck and its frustrating

its boring

asked who?

>i simply suck and its frustating. bad game

homos on Yea Forums

i tried that and it doesn't work
and anyway it was way hotter since he didn't want to show me

worked for me

>works on my machine ;)
f-fuck you user

Findom, everyone.

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I wanna peel back her pants and tongue her little cock

I WANT DVA TO HAVE A FAT THICK KNEE KNOCKING COCK SO I CAN BULLY HER FOR HAVING SUCH AN OBSCENE AND USELESS SLAB

Don't worry user
Traps are straight

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pls don't kinkshame

Traps getting fucked silly by Futas is the best pairing
And Overwatch doesn't provide that, which is why I don't play it

maybe i was just lucky

Such a lust for cock! Whooooooooo?

Looks boring.

you better take that back

>Yea Forums is dying and i can't slutpost on /trash/
its the end times..

I have it on my account, and I have battle.net
should I say fuck it and install it?

Futa is worse than tranny shit.

Yeah that's the main problem. The whole have-to-play-with-your-team is another kettle of fish, but Overwatch really isn't an FPS game first, it's a MOBA.

It's not out on the switch.

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>small dick
cmon now big or fuck off

>ywn rub bulges together

small deserve love too you know

Because it has ""people"" like you supporting it

no more ps+

OH GOD NO NO IM

I'M GONNA ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Because my waifu was turned into a lesbian.

small dicks deserve to be bullied relentlessly then caged permanently

no, cages are worst fetish

no, small dicks are the worst

I wish my dick was smaller.

No.

They absolutely are

no! they're cute and best

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ugly and worst

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they're best and they'll fit everywhere

nice thread

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Why plasy it when you can instead fap to that single hirame doujin

they might fit anywhere but they don't fit well

they fit better than big dongs

Mei is the best overwatch girl.
Change my mind

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I prefer playing more tactical games like Splinter Cell Spies Vs Mercs and Swat 4 with my friends. We have about 30 people playing on weekends. Fun times.

that better be the balls hanging out of the censor

>Why yes, I too am I jizzbrain that only play games for dress up waifus, how could you tell?

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Is this bitch wearing crocs?

correct they fit better into cages

you're scared of them that's why you want to lock them up

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based and waifu pilled

NO you dumby
its because i have one

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cage or small cock

you don't deserve it

both

I only have one

>user has a big useless dick he locks away
throw away the key
>user has a cute small benis
buy a cage and send me the key

Its the first one I hate being 7 inches
I do have spare ones actually

throw those out too, you don't deserve to have a big cock

I know
that's why I wanna be smaller user

play it daily

stupid sissy

Its not that only
you know how hard it is to wear jeans

>guy has a big dick
>i wanna be a cute trap

SHould be easy if it's locked up

>not loving your dick unconditionally

Most traps have massive cocks

cope, you don't see the small dicked ones because they don't post theirs

I'm not talking about fucking disgusting 3D trannies.

Oh how I look down upon you and your shitty waifus.

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Big dick trap getting dommed by a small dick trap is the best

Do people that like Futa know its gay or are they closest faggots?
I can understand futa and female, but anything other than that is gay as shit.

What about Olivia fascinates young socially well-adjusted INTJ men?

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Imagine keeping a cute boy in chastity for a few weeks, teasing him and edging him, before pushing him down the bed and fucking his brains out

Too busy playing For Honor

I absolutely agree. Lena deserves a better game than overshit.

i simply don't care

Okay I'm imagining
help me I'm horny

>you could be talking to a caged cute fag right this very second and you wouldn't know
>you will never get to see pictures of it
life is unfair

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Already played it for 1000+ hours.

The new content looks dull, and I'd rather play Pac Man and Smash Bros Ultimate.

The purple attracts autists

uhm.. futa is based, sweaty

It's why we're lewdposting here right now, making sure that that cute is begging for his key

Because Blizzard refuses to stop being faggots and make a black female playable hero.

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i don't want to look at pathetic leaking blobs senpai

I wanna touch cages with them

cute skinny guys exist

He didn't mean the body

are you sure?
i've never really heard anyone call a dick a blob before

Really makes one wonder, what did she mean by this

yeah i meant the dick, you can't admire it when it's in a cage

>socially well-adjusted
>INTJ

still banned for telling an admin my RL name is "Michael Rotch"

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a daring synthesis