What’s the appeal?

What’s the appeal?

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Tits, ass and skin-tight blue suit.

Oh and the armor is cool.

big sex hard peepee boobies butt willy go big

Heterosexuality. Not that you'd know, though.

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What a fag lol

Metroid is a girl?

It's a Nintendo character. So totally geared toward 13 year olds who just started puberty and 40-something incels who jerk it to cartoon porn. Either way...just pathetic

I don't believe you

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Believe it or not, the gameplay was the appeal. Exploration, isolation, a feeling of getting stronger with every powerup, fighting monsters, fighting bosses, feeling accomplishment for remembeing the location of a door you can now open, finding shortcuts, and so much more. Who wouldn't like that?

Of Samus? She's a pretty straightforward hero type with the (originally) unexpected surprise of her being a chick. Nowadays it's more just that she has the contrast of Varia vs Zero that makes her mysterious and appealing, coupled with the minor humanizing elements we see of her.

Of Metroid as a whole? Strong atmosphere, tight gameplay with fun bosses and exploration where it's very satisfying to find new items and get more powerful to explore further.

Of Samus? She's a pretty straightforward hero type with the (originally) unexpected surprise of her being a chick. Nowadays it's more just that she has the contrast of Varia vs Zero that makes her mysterious and appealing, coupled with the minor humanizing elements we see of her.

Of Metroid as a whole? Strong atmosphere, tight gameplay with fun bosses and exploration where it's very satisfying to find new items and get more powerful to explore further.

Of Samus? She's a pretty straightforward hero type with the (originally) unexpected surprise of her being a chick. Nowadays it's more just that she has the contrast of Varia vs Zero that makes her mysterious and appealing, coupled with the minor humanizing elements we see of her.

Of Metroid as a whole? Strong atmosphere, tight gameplay with fun bosses and exploration where it's very satisfying to find new items and get more powerful to explore further.

Of Samus? She's a pretty straightforward hero type with the (originally) unexpected surprise of her being a chick. Nowadays it's more just that she has the contrast of Varia vs Zero that makes her mysterious and appealing, coupled with the minor humanizing elements we see of her.

Of Metroid as a whole? Strong atmosphere, tight ga󠛡meplay with fun bosses and exploration where it's very satisfying to find new items and get more powerful to explore further.

Of Samus? She's a pretty straightforward hero type with the (originally) unexpected surprise of her being a chick. Nowadays it's more just that she has the contrast of Varia vs Zero that makes her mysterious and appealing, coupled with the minor humanizing elements we see of her.

Of Metroid as a whole? Strong atmosphere, tight ga󠛡meplay with fun bosses and exploration where it's very satisfying to find new items and get more powerful to explo󠛡re further.

Of Samus? She's a pretty straightforward hero type with the (originally) unexpected surprise of her being a chick. Nowadays it's more just that she has the contrast of Varia vs Zero that makes her mysterious and appealing, coupled with the minor humanizing elements we see of her.

Of Metroid as a whole? Strong atmosphere, tight gameplay with fun bosses and exploration where it's very satisfying to find new items and get more powerful to explore further.

This... is requiem...

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tags:bodysuit, latex, high_heels, anal

ball crushing, femdom, resting bitch face

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Of Samus? She's a pretty straightforward hero type with the (originally) unexpected surprise of her being a chick. Nowadays it's more just that she has the contrast of Varia vs Zero that makes her mysterious and appealing, coupled with the minor humanizing elements we see of her.

Of Metroid as a whole? Strong atmosphere, tight gameplay with fun bosses and exploration where it's very satisfying to find new items and get more powerful to explore further.

>anal
gross

spbp

you forgot futanari

ass

why are you gay?

at this point keeping Samus a human is like using giant block of ice to keep your refrigerator cold.

one day, Nintendo will get a clue and retcon Metroid so that the Varia Suit is run by an AI, not a pathetic blowup doll who can't sneeze without Daddy Adam's permission.

>being gay

anal is of the gays though

because dicks are better

strong, cute, and femenine woman

The series had appeal in platformer era. And it never was about the character, it was about the gameplay and trippy atmosphere or Super Metroid.

badass robot that is actually a blond bimbo

is it shit fetish day or something?

is he here yet?

Alien worlds, exploration, boss fights, gameplay, and Samus Aran in her Power Suit.

Of Samus? She's a pretty straightforward hero type with the (originally) unexpected surprise of her being a chick. Nowadays it's more just that she has the contrast of Varia vs Zero that makes her mysterious and appealing, coupled with the minor humanizing elements we see of her.

Of Metroid as a whole? Strong atmosphere, tight gameplay with fun bosses and exploration where it's very satisfying to find new items and get more powerful to explore further.

>Samus
>Bimbo
Umm get your eyes checked sweatie.

faggot

The pits

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>Tfw Sakurai ruined Metroid
>Tfw Sakamoto ruined Metroid
>Tfw Dunky ruined Metroid
>Tfw seaman cerebrums ruined Metroid

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not yet.

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Samus is comic book or realistic style. Not anime fuck smash bros

This, just like Halo.

Whomst’ve?

you can't call others faggots when defending futa

he'll show up if this thread doesn't hit the archives.

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you know who

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Animal Crossing fag?

Definitely fucks black guys

how do people reach this level?

Mental illness on full display.

How does she fit inside the suit?

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tits too small
legs too thin and too long
no ass
manjaw
4/10

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She is a bad ass a real strong independent women not a feminist bs mary sue.

Shes a good role model

Of Samus? She's a pretty straightforward hero type with the (originally) unexpected surprise of her being a chick. Nowadays it's more just that she has the contrast of Varia vs Zero that makes her mysterious and appealing, coupled with the minor humanizing elements we see of her.

Of Metroid as a whole? Strong atmosphere, tight gameplay with fun bosses and exploration where it's very satisfying to find new items and get more powerful to explore further.

disgusting face and mouth

>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>petite body
>skin tight suit
>ponytail
>mech suit
that's literally it

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Samus will dress you up in her zero suit and armor if you ask nicely

you tell me.

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I know man, being gay really makes you miss out on good things

milkies

>petite body
>not thin and muscular
the lack of taste in this thread astounds me