Find a single flaw, pro tip: You cannot

casuals detected. also how is the new content garbage? lol crimson heads aren't even a problem if you're smart about routing. sometimes i think it's the people who are worst at video games who do the loudest complaining

I can't incinerate every corpse in sight. It's scary the first time but fuck you this is artificial difficulty.

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>actually defending the horrid bossfights of RE
Now that is being a braindead fanatic.

How fast are you, Yea Forums? This run should’ve been about 10 minutes faster but my brother had to get me to move my car during it

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which boss fight specifically are you referring to? yawn 1? you can skip it. the spider? you can skip it with the combat knife. the only actual boss fights you need to beat are yawn 2, which only takes 5 grenade launcher shots, lisa, and tyrant 1. lisa takes about 30 seconds if you know to push the statues in reverse clock order. tyrant 1 goes down in 1 magnum shot. easy peasy. i don't see why those boss fights are "trash". oh and plant 42. that one just needs 3 flame rounds to the head.

shit that's the wrong image

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Too short and no replay value?

after finishing remake i had to replay this
aged like the finest of wines

>no replay value
now this is actual bait, right? the game gives you actual rewards for beating it under certain time thresholds, with actual good rewards (infinite weapons) as well as alternate costumes for the characters that actually look good and show up in cutscenes. not to mention, once you know how to be efficient at the game, it becomes way more fun. as an example, i see people ITT complaining about crimson heads but in my most recent run i didn't burn a single one.

>classic RE
>no replay value
zoom zoom

I cannot

youtube.com/watch?v=eRmn8VWelco&t=17s

>nuChris

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>not wanting genetically superior redfield genes so your offspring can punch giant boulders

probably my favorite game ever, but here's three
>the HD port has some blurry ass rooms
>there is no canon route
>Jill is not making me a sandwich

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Wasn't designed with widescreen in mind

>played through the game twice as boulder chris
why?

the knife takes up a space

GOOD
FRIENDS

I've probably played the game twice with every costume in the game, except sarah conner jill

Map system was casualized and now informs the player when they have exhausted all of the items in each room or area

that kamikaze zombie shit

RE6 is underrated
youtube.com/watch?v=gthssDs8RLo

It's better than 4, 5, 7 and REimagining 2, I'll give you this

>6 better than 4, 5 or REmake 2
bait. 6 is the 2nd worst in the series.
REmake = 2 > 3 > CV > 1

4 > 5 mercenaries > 5 main story > 6 > 7

>that Jill Nemesis outfit
HNNNNGGGG

>REmake 2
It is not worthy of that title you swine

The map no longer shows which door is locked with which key, which was a feature in RE2.

lol whatever man its still a good game

How the hell is 6 better than 7? Is it just the color-coded waifus? Every single aspect of gameplay in 7 is closer to Resident Evil than anything in 6.

I kinda want to get the remaster on the switch but I already have it on PC. Is it worth?

honestly, if you already have on PC, then no. the switch's runtimes between doors is awful, sometimes you have to wait like 15 seconds just for the roomt o load.

15 seconds? How was that even allowed to pass in testing?

You can try to justify it by calling it "hard mode" all you want but all giving Chris less inventory does it make the game more tedious.

Other than that though, no real substantive complaints.

Lisa Trevor adds little to the plot and her encounters barely add anything to the game.

The box art sucks dick

it will never get a sequel

That shitty north American box art

No
If the NDS port of RE1, the Deadly Silence, is somehow available on Switch, get that instead.

Why would I play a port of the original game when I can just play the remaster?

7 was just a pathetic PT x Outlast ripoff, renamed into Resident Evil. It's one of the most generic and pathetic games this whole generation.

youtube.com/watch?v=BLEEjiGdhpE

If anyone doesn't know, you can play DS games in 4K on PC easily. Ninja Gaiden and Resident Evil come out pretty well.

>pathetic PT x Outlast ripoff
>first person means that it rips off bad first person games
Anyone who says that instantly reveals they haven't played it. It's literally RE1 in first person and with red herbs replaced by red fluid.

Not really. The PC has the option to go to 60FPS if you want to and there's HD mods that fix up the backgrounds. Unless you really want it portable and have that feature.

Please refrain from reminding me of Operation Racoon City

Can't wait for when they remake it in 3D.

Also, I think I'll play it again with the new mod with the AI upscaled backgrounds.

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Because the original is great too.

On gamecube

>Capcom
There you have the worst flaw

>Find a single flaw
>'dem trees

>15 seconds just for the roomt o load.
What the fuck, even the Witcher 3 loads faster in those gameplays shown
Did someone at Nintendo kill Tsujimoto's mother or something?
This level of disrespect and lazyness is not normal

The REmake is the only perfect remake because it's different but familiar enough to eclipse and replace the original. No other remake in all of history was ever able to do that, whether it's shitty art or shitty music or shitty lighting or shitty gameplay tweaks or anything down to character portraits they somehow always had to fuck one or two things up and make it worse. REmake is the only one able to go
>I feel like replaying RE1
>eh, I'll just play REmake
A lot of RE1 fans take offense to that, but it's not an offense, that's like one-upping a 9.5/10 game with a 10/10 one.
REmake 2 is great but it's way too different than RE2 to be considered its direct replacement, they're two completely different games that casually share some similarities and the name. You cannot say "I played REmake 2, I pretty much played RE2", not even close.

Characters run too slowly when carrying a weapon so if you want to go for good times you have to equip/unequip weapons to kill things

Apart from that it is indeed perfect

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>tank controls
fuck off

You don't get to kill niggers

>Find a single flaw
Remake2 is nothing like Remake.

Crimson heads are just annoying. If you add them to the new puzzles and sections and you have a remake that ruins the perfect rythm of the original.
Play Deadly Silence if you want the apex RE experience.

This.

I agree with you, but both are pretty great to play.

>REmake 2 is great but it's way too different than RE2 to be considered its direct replacement
Yes, I feel that too. The visuals were great, but it feels that they skip a lot of content and rushed with the game release. Which is sad.

Is that the Switch version? I heard it's pretty slow when going from room to room

>the perfect rythm of the original.
You mean the rythm where permanently deadly pistol shots and 100% probably decap shotgun headshots get rid of all the zombies your first way through the mansion and then you just walk and there's literally nothing to challenge you until you come back from the guardhouse?

Oh, so REmake2 was a critical and commercial success so now everyone on here hates it. Typical

What

Oh, so REmake2 was a critical and commercial success so now everyone on here hates it. Typical

>filtered by the first person camera

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Characters run slower when they're carrying a gun

Knife speed is the same as empty-handed

This only applies to REmake and RE0 though

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If you actually played RE more than once you would know you barely go through the same rooms over and over again.
And that's rich to say that when it's the exact same thing in REmake, you still clean rooms until the next story flag.

lol wot

Sure, you clear rooms with either unreliable decapitation shots, extremely unreliable pistol headshots, or with kerosine that is of a very limited supply. You literally cannot argue that it's not better in its focus on resource conservation and actually thinking about what you're going to do in each room. People who defend the original in any aspect are delusional.

>love RE
>binge every classic RE game over the course of a month or two
>do both Chris and Jill REmake runs during this
>really good at abusing the knife to kill zombies in my way
>can bait lunges and juke zombies easily
>effortlessly stack up 2 or 3 zombies so a single use of kerosene burns all of them
>have assloads of ammo after an hour or two of play
>safe boxes full of herbs I'm never gonna use
>don't even bother carrying herbs half the time since I know I'll find some later anyway
>know how to abuse height differences for easy headshots

>fast forward 3 or 4 years
>RE2 remake coming out
>want to binge again
>start out with REmake
>getting my ass totally ate constantly, can't juke at all anymore
>dogs ruining my life
>can't knife for shit
>run out of ammo in the first hour and be totally screwed progression wise
>wasting defense items on zombies I can't even kill
>forced to tank damage just to progress, run out of healing items
>even forced to use FAS when previously never even picked them up
>still end up dying and get totally stuck with no recourse
>2 or 3 restarts as both Chris and Jill result in the same hopeless dead ends
>don't have this problem in 2 or 3 since the games throw ammo and herbs at you and you can just murder everything without a care

what the fuck happened

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>re thread dying
stop pls

I didnt like how enrique or whatever captain mexican name was just raised he gun and tried to shoot you. After you play 0 it makes sense, but no where in the game was it explained why he is there other than he was part of another team. Kinda wanted to know he got into thay tunnel.

>kerosine that is of a very limited supply
There's enough to burn every zombie in the game, added to the headshots you never run out of ressources. There is no ressource management, only backtracking.
And that has nothing to do with planning ahead, adding more shit to do doesn't suddenly make the game better.
The only person delusional here is you.

>There is no ressource management,
Your average player that hasn't gone through the game a dozen times is definitely going to be managing resources. Your typical player doesn't even know that there's more than enough ammo and kerosene to kill every single zombie, dog, hunter, etc in game.

>Claire finally ported to Honey Select
Probably going no-fapping for a few days and getting those bukkake skintex skins ready for her and NT Tifa.

Even if you don't know there's no reason to not burn every zombie that you see. The only thing stopping you is travelling between the safe rooms, and even that the game is trying to stop it by breaking the fucking knob of that door.
It's busywork. No one played the original at release and said
>this game needs to ask me to carry more shit around
The level design and flow is what made RE fun to play, on top of being a good survival horror.

The way you talk about level design and flow makes it clear that you associate something being different with it being bad, and because REmake is better it's therefore different, therefore worse.

Yes the perfect game one of the few.

>using ink ribbons

Literally a perfect game.
Good taste, OP.

love her

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Ink ribbons

Shut the fuck up retard just watch a fucking youtube playthrough if you hate gameplay so much.

>no replay value

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You can have the shotgun for easy decapitations by the time crimson heads will be showing up, and you only really gotta worry about burning bodies in areas you're going to be passing through repeatedly, like outside of safe rooms or near rooms you don't have the key to yet. You don't have to burn every single body.

>Find a single flaw
There's no Inezh

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pleb spotted

if you are fast you don't even need to worry about crimson heads

No decent upskirt shots of tiny red lacy panties on Jill and/or Rebecca in alt costumes.

Maybe the 10 seconds loading sequence every 10 seconds lol?

I have no idea how people can stomach that, maybe mental illness. Gameplay and level design is obviously also absolute trash.

The good thing is that it's a horror game and they don't need good gameplay to work well enough.

Going between rooms is like 3 seconds. You know, like how long it normally takes to open and then close a door. How ADD are you?

I got this for the gamecube but I'm a brainlet that never knows what to do and where to go next

The VA and gore
REmake shits all bn over RE1 in every category except for VA and gore. The VA is so boring in REmake meanwhile RE1 is all goofy and filled to the brim with meme worth lies.
>remember that Wesker canonical hate Chris because he laughed and him
Also the gory us lacking in REmake since they removed decapitation in favor for slit throats. Thank god, RE4 brought it back.

Camera and controls suck, thanks god the era of pre-rendered background is over.

Exactly what he said

Dont worry they found another underage to do Jill

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There's a mod to remove the door animations you know.

>slit throats

wtf are you talking about? You can even blow off whole legs.

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They completely changed the look of the mansion and introduced Lisa Trevor. The mansion was used as a front for Umbrella, why would it look so abandoned when the scientists presumably lived there? Also everything about Lisa feels out of place, especially that "boss fight" with her. It's like they were inspired by Silent Hill.

>underage
I was underage too back then.

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I'm taking about character deaths. Hunters no longer decapitated. Even Kenneth head isnt chewed off like in the original.

No more decap by Hunter.

The scientists that did need to stay over often lived in the residential area. Also who you hiring to clean ALL of that place exactly? In her novels, Perry used the idea that Spencer had it built as a CEO holiday home but closed it due to the shock dissapearance of its architecht George Trevor, as far as the authorities and citizens were concerened it was indeed boarded up and disused although still owned.

Ah right, right. Silly me.

I thought you still could get decapitated by Hunters. I remember that happening in the gamecube version at least. Might be wrong though.

Probably have it confused with RE4. RE0 and REmake both lack decapitation. Speaking about RE4, is that game the goriest in the series?

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This fuck nerds and obsessed freaks

Can you consider this a Metroidvania?

youtu.be/mFhQrp5Bhhk?t=68
Seems like the decapitation was only in the GameCube trailer

I like the faux gothic thing. That's something all the horror games at the time seemed to lack, the illusion of a haunted mansion while not actually being in one.

Why did REmake and RE Zero flop?

>Also who you hiring to clean ALL of that place exactly?
You don't need professionals to make sure the place doesn't get overrun with cobwebs.

Because Nintendo console owners don't play third party games apparently.

I think it is. Definitely more gory than RE5, never played 6 obviously. I fucking hating seeing Leon die, and that's the only thing that made me kinda scared of the game (as the entire series is not scary aside from Leon getting his shit handed to him. Like fuck, his face melted off by the Novistadors? Shit)

Wrong place, wrong time. Survival horror games were already on their way out in terms of sales and general perception and the GCN wasn't where the primary audience was for the genre.

no rebecca campaign.....

It's called RE0 and it terrible

the story literally does not make sense and the only versions of this game that DO make sense are non-canon

>storyfags

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listen user
for years nobody was sure if barry or rebecca survived, and then for years more we had all assumed rebecca had died after barry got a game

What game?

>nobody knew who survived
RE3 says that everyone survived

revelations 2
RE3 only mentioned barry
I think rebecca was only in one of the cut pictures of them leaving the helicopter

Walkthrough: The Game

Retard: The Post

Only if you're mentally handicapped

What was the original plan for RE4 before Mikami scrapped it?

optional tank controls

devil may cry

Does it emulate well? I was thinking of playing this alongside RE4.

There a file in either RE2 or RE3 where they mention that Rebecca survived

Yes but just play the PC port instead if you're doing that.

iirc it's only a bonus file in the N64 version that was there to explain the other RE games since, at the time, the only nintendo RE game other than 2 was 0 for N64 which was being worked on

You can't be retard if the game doesn't tell you anything and expect you to finish it

youtube.com/watch?v=h_5kwX0LZAc
It was closer in style to classic RE and had Leon hallucinate spooky stuff

I don't remrber RE1 having obnoxious cutscenes and unskippable dialogue every moment. It has terrible pacing and you can get the same experience watching it on YouTube.

RE7 apologists are disgusting, and Remake 2 is the shining example of modern/classic RE working together.cif the series became like VII, I would drop out. It was terrible.

Did you try investigating?

You're thinking of the one added for to bridge the events with RE0.
I've never finished RE2 on N64, but I read the file talking about the survivors, so it was in the original RE2.

Nice, thanks dude.

>lol whatever man its still a good game
No it's not.

RE1, RE2, and I think RE3 have unskippable cutscenes.
Not trying to defend RE7, I really didn't like it, but that's not anything new for the series.

Lmao they have like, approximately 5-10ish unskippable cutscenes over the whole game? REVII is fucking constantly breaking the flow of the gameplay for dialogue; literally every few minutes across the entire goddamn game. It absolutely dwarfs the old games in quanitity of these things, and it's with the obnoxious intent of making it a movie.

lmao ok ask the fucking busy scientists who work 80 hour weeks to just dust the whole building too.

Finished this game over 20 times on hard. It is my favorite RE and a top 10 for me. The biggest flaw is not being able to turn off 1 dangerous zombie.

Its not nativity widescreen