Phrases you can say about video games but not your girlfriend

Phrases you can say about video games but not your girlfriend.

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they exist

Can't beat it

They're too easy

I like video games.

There's too many niggers in it.

Every time I jump in I get DP'd

I hate multiplayer

>Mock drew cary for easy points.

I bought it

it's free

Lotta foreigners in the multiplayer these days

>there’s an entire Taiwanese stamp collecting forum dedicated to talking about it

it exists

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I can turn it on easily

It's not what I expected.
I'd like to request a refund.

wish this came with a manual

fun

I preferred the earlier ones. The latest one's costing me a lot of money in microtransactions.

I own several bideo gaems

>I spent four years on this but I can honestly recommend you shouldn't go anywhere near it and expect people not to laugh at me for saying so.

I dumped so much time and effort into this, and I'm sad it's over

Exciting at first, but quite a grind after a while.

It stayed in the kitchen.

Sorry bud, something you CAN'T say about your girlfriend.

They are easy to dump in the landfill like E.T.

I got locked into a three month subscription and I've already grown tired of it.

i enjoy my time with them

>tfwnogf.

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of course this russian shit gave me a virus

It's just not fun

Would be better without the randoms.

It’s not amazing. But atleast I got it on sale.

E-T only please

good thing i bought it used!

I can't wait for it to be cracked.

Worth the money, time and effort.

this is a video game

The more quarters I give, the closer I get

It was worth the price I paid for it

Character creation sucks

I can mod it once I'm bored with it

They still interest me.

You can buy one for $60 new or $20 used at most stores.

I spent hours trying to beat it. (alternately, I've beaten if five times)

It's fun

Breast sliders.

Easy to play.

If it's not working, it helps to blow on it before putting it in

this is too easy

found Dan Smith

fpbp

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I can't believe how boring this thing is. I've had way better for a way cheaper price.

you have a terrible replay value, should have gotten one that isn't as soulless as you

>The Japs make 'em by the million

"I love you"

brb sudoku

I beat it the other night

Why is my boyfriend a girl now
Reeeeeeeeee

based lonelyfag

I rather watch you getting played than playing with you myself.

fucking kek'd

Only used once

So there's not enough niggers in her?

I can sit down/lie down if I really wanted to, grab a couple of beers, get some tendies or order some comfy food and enjoy a night spending time with them, and for a while I can shirk my responsibilities and be happy and forget that the rest of the world exists.

[chair clattering]

I won't play some games because of the age restrictions

I can beat the Koreans.

/thread

I have a cool chair that doubles up as a bed!
That's another thing I can't say about my totally real gf

It could be worse

It could be worse

"Atleast the ending was good."

My girlfriend can deepthroat.

I pressed a button and funny noises came out.

Sold mine to my neighbor when I was done with it.

I like to spend my time with them.

"Very poorly optimized. I should probably refund this."

>thinking the points matter

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