Who the fuck designed this?
Who the fuck designed this?
A western dev saw this and said
>Yeah, that's attractive
she unironically actually is
la hombre...
Attain standards
Pulp>Death Proof>>Hateful Eight>Hollywood>Jacky Brown>Kill Bill 2>Resevwar dogs>Kill Bill 1>Basterds> Django
she looks like your average anglo
>Death Proof that high
>Basterds that low
Unimaginably shit taste.
>Hateful Eight that high
>Reservoir Dogs that low
Nigger lover confirmed
Literally fine, there's a decent game to be played around it and I never inspected the character model.
You fucking people need to get a grip.
>Jackie Brown that low
Yea Forums users are such plebs.
>Literally fine, there's a decent game to be played around it and I never inspected the character model.
>You fucking people need to get a grip.
Kill bill 1 and 2 are basically one movie you FUCKING RETARD GET OFF THIS BOARD
she is not there to make your dick hard.it may be a strange concept to a cümbrain like you but not literally everything everywhere has to be made to give you a boner.
bastards sucked bro
>jackie that high
>hollywood that low
uglier taste than control mc
Being in the middle isn't low, and maybe he just doesn't like it as much as the others, nigger lover.
This. For a WW2 movie that everyone praises, movie was too simple. Footbrain Tarantino needs to watch Das Boot and rip that off
>i never looked at the main character's face
Death Proof is his weakest movie
I do, but I'm not affected beyond realizing she's ugly, it doesn't detract from how fun the game is you fucking loser
fuck you django was kino
If that were true he'd have Django high up too, I think he just has shit taste
Not even joking. He's a literal bugman.
OHHH NOO BROS... THE PROTAGONIST OF CONTROL IS NOT A BIMBO WITH HUGE TITS AND DICK-SUCKING LIPS... HOW ARE WE GONNA JACK OFF NOW WHILE JAMAL FUCKS OUR WIVES IN THE OTHER ROOM BROS... WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY... FAST I NEED TO SPEND A HUNDERD DOLLARS ON A GACHA MOBILE GAME TO GET A BONER AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
This is how most of you (whites) look to everyone else.
that's where you're wrong you dumb fag
>the second i see someone not buttugly i'm forced to whip my dick out and start masterbaiting
the projecting is real
go outside
have sex
They probably had a circlejerk saying "she gorgeous" "what a strong independent woman"
A shame since the original Mona Sax was actually pretty.
>A shame since the original Mona Sax was actually pretty.
She was butt ugly compared to the goddess in 2
pulp fiction might just be the most overrated movie of all time. reservoir dogs is tarantino's only good film
>They probably had a circlejerk saying "she gorgeous" "what a strong independent woman"
Yeah, I'm sure that's what they did, it probably isn't the boogeymen in your head you fucking weirdo
I DO, BUT I'M NOT AFFECTED BEYONG REALIZING SHE'S UGLY, IT DOESN'T DETRACT FROM HOW FUN THE GAME IS YOU FUCKING LOSER!
I googled them and I realised I mixed up the two. Yeah I had the image of the second one in my head.
all shitposting aside, what is wrong with having a female protagonist that is a bit on the ugly side?
>I SPEND MY TIME TALKING ABOUT GAMES I DONT LIKE AND FIND ANY REASON TO TALK ABOUT TRANNYS
>finland
>western
Where are the webms that show she's all ugly all the time?
>You fucking people need to get a grip.
They're trying to but shes so fuck ugly it's impossible to stay hard.
Yeah, like how Prisma Illya is not made for giving you boners since they're kids
How modable is the game? can we expect a nude patch and a beautifying mod within reasonable time?
yikes
>Hey goy, watch these badass Jews kill Nazis and Hitler, never forget the six gorillion, and that every Nazi, and to a lesser extent, every German soldier during WW2, were all inhuman monsters that you can feel good about hating and killing.
Nah, I'm done with Heeb propaganda. Any Krauts here? How do you feel about this kind of shit?
>caring about Hackantino this much
lmao you see one movie and you've seen everyonne, oh shit there's a white guy saying nigger post-ironically, what an unique movie with fringe undertones!
Fucking plen
>Yea Forums
>talking about games they like
Fucking hell, these trannies are clueless.
>not letting yourself become a patriotic gamered industrial toad so that the overlords can have the finest of 16 year old girls delivered by helicopter to their yachts
Do you by chance hate America?
>Why yes, I do spend my entire day obsessing over trannys on an anonymous toe jam picking forum and don't ever actually do anything about anything, how'd you know?
Pulp Fiction>Kill Bill Vol. 1>Inglorious Basterds>everything else!!!FACT!!!
Since when did not wanting to see mediocre people mean that you want "anime women"?
Is the pic related an "anime" girl because she's above a 5/10?
I think it's high time to take the fedoras off the 2010's internet atheists and give them to the holocaust achkshually SkEpTiCs. Because exclaiming ad nauseum how important and highly intelligent it is to disbelieve widely believed claims that have no evidence really is becoming less obnoxious compared to exclaiming ad nauseum how important and highly intelligent it is to disbelieve commonly accepted claims with marginally inconclusive evidence.
Kys tranny
Same 2 posts every time is this a reverse shill or something?
Everything is a shill whether it tries to or not with this game. Remedy apparently forgot to market the game completely because nobody noticed it was released. Every time someone talks about it whether positively or negatively only helps the game at this point.
you know whats funny? this place is the only one where people care this much about how hot is the mc in their vydia or act obsessed about their gender
a lot of you act like youre "real gamers" with fine taste and superior opinions about video games, but even the most casual friends of mine dont care about this detail when they are playing something, they care about fucking gameplay/visuals/story etc
the only thing Yea Forums is more rightfully critical about than these people is usually performance, and it is actually a legit criticism about this game, it runs like ass on a base ps4, but the posts in these threads are like 5% about that and the rest is"she ugly cant fap to that manface sjw tranny"
you guys are the most casual bunch of gamers in the whole world while claiming to be the true vydia experts, get your heads out of your asses and start playing games instead of just fapping and shitposting before acting like your opinions are worth more than what a mentally ill 10 years old would say about video games
Back into the oven
Whats with the rubber duck? I went back to it asap I got the levitation and catched it, but nothing happened. Is it tied to a later mission or something?
Please capitalize your words.
My god Max was one handsome dude. Wtf happened?
make me nancy boy
Whats with the rubber duck? I went back to it asap I got the levitation and catched it, but nothing happened. Is it tied to a later mission or something?
She's cute. There is something aristocratic about here facial features. Like it's easy to imagine her dressed in Victorian era dress.
Timothy Gibbs and Sam Lake are not the same person. It gets even more screwy when you throw in the VA for Max
>hating Django
You sound upset. Are you upset?
fUck yOu
>but even the most casual friends of mine dont care about this detail when they are playing something, they care about fucking gameplay/visuals/story etc
you're a socially dense retard, people are less likely to talk about fap material IRL because of basic social etiquette
No one is as based or handsome as Max Payne 3 max, which is based on the voice actors appearance.
>implying that's not how these faggots/women act in every business setting
>SkEpTiCs
Want to know how I know you're a twitter shitter?
This. I liked him a lot when I watched Rescue Me
Max Payne 3's Max was ugly, much like the games writing and gameplay.
I'm betting there was a marketing guy in the room saying "Make her way more ugly, Tranny ugly, fags will eat that shit up."
>She's cute. There is something aristocratic about here facial features. Like it's easy to imagine her dressed in Victorian era dress.
By how I stopped going to twitter in May and today adopted that spelling from christcuck chanlarpers who want to make themselves feel special and unique by pretending to oppose skepticism at a time when atheism is too popular?
Like how they ruined the faces of all the male characters they've used? Fags will eat that shit up?
>stopped going to twitter in May
That normalfag shit predates it.
Go back.
>christcuck chanlarpers who want to make themselves feel special and unique by pretending to oppose skepticism at a time when atheism is too popular?
Oh you're just retarded, my mistake.
>he hasn't run into the larpers
Oh you started coming here in June? Alrighty then.
not really, I just wanted to put it out there while taking a shit
I dont know what kinds of friends you have but we do all talk about fap material and such when its only us around, of course I dont talk about it with randoms and people at work, but I dont talk to them about vydia in general, I dont where you got the idea anyone does
JUST
It's maam!
That's a normal finnish woman I'm afraid.
Based.
She looks like Terry Davis
Why does the character need to be attractive?
Why does the character need to be ugly?
I thought Finnish women had round faces, no?
M8, that's like saying "I stopped taking cocks in my ass in May". You're still a tremendous faggot, and you should stop posting.
fuck off you worthless brain damaged retard
she's cute
Antti Puomio - lead character artist Remedy Entertainment
Yeeting old fucking CRT monitors at cunts is pretty fun
she's i think she's a cutey
I don't hate America, I hate (((America)))
Nowhere in my post did I deny the holocaust you knee-jerk reactionary kike. I was just pointing out the Jew propaganda. Even if the holocaust actually did happen, the Jew media's Nazi hate-boner is still propaganda. That sadistic charicature of a Nazi German soldier is comparable to that "racist" image of a Jew usually referred to as "happy merchant".
>a female Hans Landa
Sign me up
Jesus christ. I wasn't going to buy it anyway but still, what is wrong with faggot devs?
She's still really pretty right now, even at her age.
I'm glad im not the only one who saw this
>They jew is like a rat
Wow did sam raimi co write control?
kraut here, you should be ashamed to be so dumb, the movie has scenes showing that they are human aswell you retard
I don't mind some ugly protagonist from time to time.
I don't get why people would NEED attractive characters 100% of the time.
Control has the best writing I've seen in a videogame in years. Dylans acting is better than pretty much anything I see on tv
how can you be this dumb? kys
did you even watch the movie?
It's basically an SCP game. SCP has all kinds of weird shit in its lore. Just rp that her(?) Massive chad jawline is why she has super powers.
Item #: SCP-4089
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: avoid contact with the jaw
Description: From a distance it appears to be a normal human jaw. Upon further inspection (nick named "jaw of chad") the human jaw emits and extremely powerful masculine aura. The jaw, while quite repulsive on female victims, gives the user psychic abilities and forces all female genetalia in a 10 mile radius to secrete vaginal fluid.
It's been a while. I won't lie, I forgot a lot of it already. Either way, I'd still like to know what current year krauts feel about their former leaders name and army being drug through the mud.