>zombie survival game
>has zoo enemies
Zombie survival game
Levi Peterson
Henry Walker
It doesn't happen enough, if anything.
Asher Nguyen
It was fairly decent.
Benjamin Wood
>zombie game
>Only zoo-mbie is a dog or some grotesque derivative.
Cmon, I know you can do better than this game devs
Give me zomb-snakes, insects, bats, birds.
Adrian Flores
I want some zombie African shit. Hyenas, lions, hippos; maybe some meerkat hordes just roaming around. Could be neat.
Kayden Lopez
Agreed. But with more exotic animals, not shit you find in your backyard.
Cheetahs, Leopards, Hippos, Rhinos, Elephants, Giraffes, Bears, etc.
Liam Morgan
magine being bit by a zombie hyena and being turned into a hyena-human zombie.
that'd be very scary, especially if it's a female hyena.
Eli Carter
how are chimps so naturally jacked eating bamboo leaves and bananas all day
Kayden Mitchell
Haha I wonder if your dick would get bigger
Connor Garcia
Absolutely. I love that idea.
You could still be a human, but as the infection progresses, you might become more hunched over and closer to the ground. Eventually, you could start running on all fours, but not like a gorilla; maybe closer to the ground. And the other hyena zombies would suddenly just accept you as one of their own. And imagine how their weird noises and "laughter" would sound.
Fuck, now I'm excited about an idea that doesn't exist. Video games in a nutshell.
Jaxon Sanchez
Genetics that code your body to make muscle
Kevin Smith
Is that why lions and tigers are also ripped?
Can we splice that?
Ryder Nelson
>Eating bamboo leaves all day
They eat anything they can get, including meat and other chimps.
Also if you think that chimps would just go around raping people if they could you haven't been paying attention to the litterature.
It would be chaos. you wouldn't be able to get to your car. Dude can you imagine if they also started doing DMT ?
Charles Davis
>he thinks chimps just eat leaves and bamboo like gorillas
user I don’t know how to tell you this, but...
youtu.be
Jaxson Thompson
You can see the needle marks right there. He's not natty at all.
Fucking poser
David Ward
yes RE0 was kino
Jaxson Sullivan
Pull that up jaime
Isaiah Allen
>Can we splice that?
Hitler or Stalin, cant remember who, was trying to do that
Andrew Rivera
That sounds like a typical TF fantasy, just without the sex thrown in.
Ayden Taylor
Stalin just injected ape semen into women. Nothing special
Mason Wilson
...that's a good point. Whoops.
Angel Myers
It was Stalin. The experiments failed since Human sperm sex cells cannot penetrate Chimp egg sex cells layer.
Sebastian Lewis
Stalin was trying to make gigga niggas?
Carter Murphy
Thanks for reminding me of GTA V, I think I'll go play as Franklin.
Cooper Turner
>the way they start fucking screeching after seeing the monkey
Jesus fucking christ
Kayden Scott
>The experiments failed since Human sperm sex cells cannot penetrate Chimp egg sex cells layer
What if you artificially inserted it?
Though I'd rather be half gorilla.
Ian Foster
Most animals are opportunistic carnivores
Thomas Turner
Pretty much. Communist ape men running wild
Jose Murphy
There's a gene in cows and dogs that codes for muscle growth, it's called myostatin inhibitors
Currently anabolic drugs exist that do this
Carson King
Soooo, your average Russians?
Oliver Parker
Even shit like horses and cows.
Josiah Clark
James White
It's been done with rats sort of. Genetic engineering
Luis Garcia
my sperm could probably do it. i can shoot ropes out like 3 feet away
Liam Bennett
Is that what steroids are? I don't want the shrunken balls.
Colton Foster
wtf I hate monkeys now
Dominic Ross
Even worse. Mix a Russian with the blackest gorilla nigger you've ever seen
Aiden Adams
Protein is fucking grouse and nothing gives quite like another animal
Colton Cruz
It's like if we chased down Warwick Davis and killed and ate him
Tyler Gomez
Fucking chad mice
Charles Thompson
Imagine trying to fight off the urge all those weird hyena urges haha
Ian Harris
>he doesn't know about the underground youtube monkey torture community
Just go to some of these videos and look at the comments, almost all of them are going to be similar to pic related. They're also some of the funniest people on youtube.
Just look at the comments on these videos. All of these videos have similar comments.
youtube.com
youtube.com
Noah Kelly
spooky
Owen Foster
My god... that's like... a DOUBLE NIGGER
Logan Brooks
I fucking hate apes. They're like people with none of the soul so they just heartlessly eviscerate other living things. Fuck niggers
Eli Long
Myostatin is a thing that prevents your body from growing excess muscle
Myostatin inhibitors inhibit the mechanism of myostatin
Meaning dogs and cows that have the gene that inhibits myostatin grow excess muscle
Myostatin inhibitors can be bought on websites that sell selective androgen reuptake modulators, or SARMS, I forgot what the drug is called but it's currently unregulated in the United States.
Lucas Davis
>those comments
Carter Cooper
Everyone already knows about this, user.
it’s just that whenever someone brings it up there’s always that ONE person who always brings up race and derails the conversation, that or people simply stop talking about it like it never happened unlike the elsa spiderman shit.
Carson Gutierrez
Orangutans and bonobos are blacks with souls
Gavin Gomez
They're a goldmine. Every single video in that playlist is going to have the same kind of comments, it's really bizarre.
Oliver Lopez
Or those fucking god awful creepy disney doctor flash games for kids.
Lucas Ward
harambe?
Eli Torres
>that mother fucker eating the eyes directly from the monkey's skull
Ryan Cook
JUST TAKE A SLICE YOU
Jacob Nguyen
>just want to see monkeys fight and throw each other like ragdolls
>its torture fetish
Luis Cruz
>Youtube Vetenarian
>"Yes! Snap its neck!"
my sides. They're probably SEA monkeys who hate having to live with the actual monkeys.
Owen Bailey
What are chimp and gorilla routines for this?
Charles Hernandez
BASED
Noah Clark
side note with this: having a lot more muscle means your heart/cardio system has to work a lot harder. Sure you might be much stronger but unless you improve that other stuff you tire out after a couple minutes of doing anything strenuous
Ayden Anderson
Still no game where you play as a chimp and rip and tear shit with your bare hands, eventually becoming the pack leader by ripping off the original leaders nutsack.
There’s that one Ancestor game that came out but I don’t think it’s anywhere near as metal enough compared to how chimpanzees in the wild actually behave.
Adam Brown
>They're probably SEA monkeys who hate having to live with the actual monkeys.
Man when you put it like that I get some sort of peace knowing at least some of them are just tired of dealing with the little shits, instead of being high functioning sociopaths or something.
It's like americans with raccoons. I can't help but find those nifty cunts cute with their little human hands, but if there was some equivalent raccoon torture mafia there'd be a bunch of hillbillies posting the same kind of comments.
Thomas Davis
even better, a way to burn weight
Sebastian Phillips
>There’s that one Ancestor game
Don't even bother to look at it, it's a unfinished indie game
Connor Hill
>zombie survival game
>has insect enemies
Ryan Brooks
Holy shit what garbage human beings
Samuel Sanchez
Chimps have less grey matter than humans. Chimps are strong as fuck but are incapable of small precise muscular movement that is required to do shit like play a guitar or use many of the tools humans have. Don't take this for granted though because we can rip your faces off.
Caleb Wilson
>think about muh monkies!!
Ryan Bennett
Idk about torture but I do know that people trap and eat raccoons.
Ian Torres
>because we can rip your faces off.
Holy fuck. They're evolving! THEY'RE ALREADY SHITPOSTING ON 4CHANNEL!
Jose Lewis
>entire playlist of it
Oliver Hughes
Every country has their own infestation. Monekys are just rats to them.
William Lee
GHAAAAAAAAH JESUS LOOK AT THE MUSCLES ON IT! That thing'll rip your arms off.
Owen Foster
That's not even the only one, you can find tons of them out there.
Joshua Hall
>"After the dirt bath comes the dirt nap"
Zachary Sullivan
Sure, but the amount of meat is like 50 grams per week maybe
Charles Gomez
>eat raccoons
I guess it's fine as long as they're not urban.
The funniest thing is that the same dude who made the 300+ vid playlist has another playlist called cute puppies with some Skyrim in it too
Cameron Gonzalez
This reminded me about how we used to have this cat that suddenly turned violently mean to me and only me. It went on for weeks where I would just walk into a room and it would attack me and run away. I ended up getting sick of this shit one day when everyone was gone and trapped the fucker in a blanket and choked it to death. Curled him up under someone's bed and they found him a couple days later.
Part of me felt bad, but fuck that cat.
Justin Perez
Gorillas and Orangutans are chill.
It's only chimps who act like niggers.