Is this the first Classic WoW casualty?

One less in queue, I'll call it a net win.

Only tyler1 and there's something wrong with that guy

there something bizarre to me about referring to him as the class they played and not as "our friend"
maybe im just not as much into wow but it seems a really odd way to phrase it

Is the dumbest thing I've read today. Good job user, you fucking nugget.

>abuse drugs and stimulants
>go to hospital
Ok

The human body isn't "designed"

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Ebbn post bro

You can't adapt when you've got a blood clot about to block your lung or heart arteries rendering you fucking dead

>tipsout saying this bullshit
>the GMOD in his guild is "be 50 by monday or gkick and minimum 50 hours a week to remain in guild"

>even with 8 of sleep
probably slept 8 minutes

>8 of sleep
lol

If she is getting plenty of water sleep and breaks the problem probably has nothing to do with wow.

I don't get it. Why don't they just take a break? This shit isn't even that good

WoW is the Star Wars, Beatles or Pokemon of videogames
You don't like WoW because you like WoW,

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hes the only thing that makes league enjoyable. dude is fucking nuts, i love it

>lifting is "taking care of your health"
lmao
dude eats mcdonald's, frozen pizza and twinkies. too much muscle is bad for your cardiovascular system and he eats like a neckbeard. he's probably more at risk for a heart attack than the average lanklet

Go back

>Guild's druid died
HOLY SHIT DRUIDBROS IT'S A JOB OPENING!

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he's also on gear so that's even more risk of some catastrophic heart failure at some point

It's WoW we are talking about.
The guy got a deadly dose of sheer retardation and now has severe irreversible brain damage.

He was leveling an alt during those hours of "sleep"

Koibu did 72hours stream once

Ebbn

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they're probably just internet friends. Someone you know online is barely an acquaintance

I didn't say he's healthy bro, I was talking about doing 30+ hour streams

>dude eats mcdonald's, frozen pizza and twinkies
Eating junk food doesn't really matter if you work it all off

Yes it does. Too much sugar increases your risk of heart disease even if you exercise. And having a shitty diet increases your risk for a bunch of other diseases. You can eat junk food and not be overweight but that doesn't mean you're healthy.

What's the low down, streamers taking gear to get in on classic release streaming and over doing it?

>what are vitamins?

Anyone trying to rush max level is probably popping adderal

Wow 30+ hours per day? Somehow I don't believe it.

lmaoing @ druids. Just resto my shit up senpai, shaman resto confirmed for CHADS.

Imagine leveling a fucking druid and drying because of it. Its like a retpaladin getting hit by a car.

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bad genes

you're next user

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lmao imagine being such a gigantic piece of lard you die playing videogames.

also
>8 hours of sleep a day

unironically this

What would adderal even do for fucking WoW levelling?

haha
you could
you could say it was an
ebbn fail

>Getting eight hours of sleep
>Eating and drinking
>Taking regular breaks
>Still wound up in the hospital
Either this cunt is lying, or he's an idiot and immediately assumed whatever happened was related to WoW before he had any details.
Either way he's a terrible person.

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ASS
TIDDY

Cringe and atheistpilled

help you stay awake i guess

Have you ever taken it? Adderall turns you into a goal oriented robot

Being a fat fuck increases your risk of dvts massively. Americans mostly play this utter shit. Do the math.

Fats also constantly lie about their poor habits. They know exactly why this happened.

DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS

Sit down just a little too long and suddenly you're dead. That's just what it's like being human and alive.

Nala was made for mating press! MATING PRESS!!!11 x3

>ebin

Good thing I'm always moving my legs unconsciously.

The whole irony in this is 1 week before classic launched he made a video titled:

"Classic WoW Launch Survival Guide | Please be safe!!!"

youtube.com/watch?v=A1OYI8iQ3io

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>mfw he keeps a list of people who pissed him off and throws the comp match when ever he runs into them

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>Classic WoW Launch Survival Guide
>doesn't survive launch

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did he drop any good loot

He's a burger so the hospital already took it all.

nice

My only guess is bad genes

Did he died???

Reminder that the blood clot that formed in your leg has broken off and is now heading straight to your heart. You have moments left.

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I welcome it.

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and that's a good thing

Literally ebin

ebin

Remember that headache you had a week ago? That was an aneurysm and it's ready to burst killing you within minutes

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Damn and I've been doing it for over 20 years, I must be a superman

Unironically being fat

The bane of fat gamers: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulmonary_embolism

I don't blame amerifats, I blame the companies that put heaps of sugar, salt and fried fatty oil grease into everything to make it taste better.

because most people dont mind up until Wrath, but for now its just vanilla

skip to 10:15 and take a listen.

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you realize that meme was created to out retarded redditors right? you aren't a newfag right?

thank you jesus

Finally sweet release, hold on blowing on my thumb.

Thank fucking god

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thank you jesus

Guys I just want you all to remember, the last thing I want is a bag of money to mysteriously arrive on my doorstep. Nobody wants that. Let's all be smart and avoid the scenario where that happens.

Never underestimate autism. I'm amazed whenever a new game comes out and you have autists on here rushing it in a day just so they can feel superior to others.

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

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>Not drinking water so much you need to get out every hour anda half to piss

Haha fuck you dvt

well he wanted the classic experience

>it's all about the journey bros I love classic and classic community t. tipsout
>check his stream
>dungeon spams 24/7 to get 60 as fast as possible

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I think Alkaizer will die on stream soon.

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This.
"But I eat as much as you do it's my muh-tablizm!" Bullshit, eat less and move aroubd some more.

>work from home for 12 hours a day
>play wow for 4 hours a day
am i gonna die

>not playing alts after nolifing to 60 and enjoying the content
casual scum

I always used to feel like I was dying in slow motion but ever since I started running 2 miles a day I feel great. Try it out.

I've had ''ADHD'' guild mates not sleep for weeks at a time.

I wish I could sleep that long.

How young are you? Your body can take a LOT of abuse until you hit your 30s, then how you lived your life until then hits you all at once, good or bad.

Jogging is fantastic for both mind and body

you could just get up occasionally and exercise, instead of sitting on your ass for 16 hours straight

>found bump on pelvis-thigh joint
>hoping it kills me soon

oh thank god

Pics of bump?

You think that's gonna last? Funny guy.

Guess I'll set my clock for my 30th, then. God knows I'm not gonna survive the shit I've put my body through. Or what I've put through my body, i suppose.

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>dude eats mcdonald's, frozen pizza and twinkies
sounds comfy god I wish I was a kid again

proof that playing classic wow is a mental illness
they're essentially trannies at this point

>this was his chair
Press "F" to pay respects

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The world is going to shit anyway, an early death is a gift

>sit in chair
>fucking die
unironically natural selection

i always wonder how that shit happens? my work schedule is really weir and i work from home and as such i have a lot of free time.
i do like 40+ hour sessions like once a week or so. never have i felt like shit or had any bodily problems because of it.
are these people just unhealthy or morbidly obese?

That shit makes me cringe. Imagine being the Nurse or Physician that sees this guy. "What happened? Why are you unfortunately paying us a visit?"

>durr becuz wow classic it's so hype xd zd and I didn't drink or eat anything haha I'm so cool I love pretending that I'm living the nerdlife look at me guys I'm being completely retarded because it's so cool to think about just staring at my screen for 16 hours I'll be like a hardcore gamer!

>WoW
Yes.

You can't see it but I can feel it when I touch the area with a bit of force.

neglecting nutrition, water, never taking breaks, being fat, etc

yeah, those wacky "adhd" people and their special "medicine"

Pretty sure Twitch staff are gonna threaten to ban him if he logs back in too soon. He's had a parade of staff come through his channel.

I guarantee you emergency room nurses hear dumber shit than this several times a week.

I have hyper realistic dreams, and one time I dreamed I was dying.... you know what the worst part of dying was? Not being around somebody you loved. I remember that as I was about to die I just wished I could be around my mom, or my cousin, or somebody I truly cared about when I went. If this guy goes I hope he wasn’t alone in some dark house without anyone he loved near him. Hopefully his online friends were enough.

They see 100 times more fucked up shit than some guy almost dying for sitting still for 30 hours straight

Kill me, Pete

>10 min video to say move around and stretch a bit, eat better, and sleep a bit more
the absolute state of gamers

You are just weak. Strong men can take it.

I use a standing desk with a great anti-fatigue mat.

Thank god.

more like the state of youtube
if you don't make a 10 min video the algorithm is just gonna throw your vid in the abyss most of the time

Thank you Racoon Pete

>having to abide by rules set by an algorithm
The AI take over is fast approaching

So, you're just standing?

if you wanna make money, you gotta be a 10m slut. spread that boipucci for those ads

it's speed, it keeps them going beyond normal limits and heightens their thought processes to think like leveling WoW is the cure for cancer
lots of possibilities but obviously using it for games is beyond retarded

There is no way this faggot got sleep

>not having to eat or sleep
it's basically hacking

it's so bad now that not even youtube understands what the algorithm is doing half the time, that's why the keep having adpocalypses and old ass vids randomly going viral

Well, obviously he was lying but sleep deprivation isn't the only thing that can send you to a hospital.

Money really does suck the soul/passion out of everything. It's a necessary evil, but I'll never understand those people who obsess over attaining more than they need.

you pay the debt though. with very, very high interest

>about ready to do BFD
>check world for anyone recruiting
>group looking for a tank for BFD
>shift click the guy shouting
>he's a warrior

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>Weight 300lbs
>Eat nothing but fast food
>Drink nothing but soda
>How could this have happened

Eating isn't that necessary if you are in a low effort environment.

The true vanilla experience

fucking this lol, i'm NOT going to do the fucking druid quests again

Yeah bro, I'm sure you've had multiple guild mates almost break the world record for most time without sleep multiple times.

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but it literally is. If nothing else, by nature (evolution).

nigga i spent 48 hours straight playing monhun 3 when it came out running on nothing but cream soda and ramen

they just dont make people like they used to

Servers him right for playing meme class

A bunch of different Starcraft 2 streamers did a 24 hour+ stream. It was a little speedrun competition for all the campaign achievements.

did he get data drained?

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I used to poopsock games for 16 hours a day and your circulation gets really fucked up if you don't get up and move around / lay down during the day. Sitting in a computer chair in a constant state of tension (you might think you're relaxed, YOU ARE NOT) is literally killing you. Not hydrating properly and eating shit food makes it worse.

5 minutes per hour is not enough of a break if you're really zoning in hard. You need at least 5 minutes per hour and a half hour every 4 to really move around/stretch/relax. And it's still not healthy.
>but in the code monkey mines boss Shekelbergstein doesn't give me that many breaks
It's different. When multiplayer gaming most people are in a constant state of tension. At work you're fucking around 80% of the time because nobody really understands what you're doing.

Stay safe anons. Know that five years from now everyone will be looking back at this time period and calling everyone who fell for the classic meme a faggot retard. You really don't want to be the cuck who grinds gear for your GM anyways.

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i mean the effects of using it in general, especially to push yourself through exhaustion, will burn you out hard. the not eating thing is just one part of it. it's a horrible dysphoria, some people say even worse than meth, probably because of the purity. it's kind of insane that it's legal if you ask me, let alone given to kids

You'll know in a few years when you suffer renal failure.

technically adderall is a prescription drug, it's just so easy to get ahold of

Explain

Why would anyone roll a druid?

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Battle rez.

They want to suck the cocks of everybody around them by playing all roles.

he already acknowledged this

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clips.twitch.tv/GlutenFreeCredulousSandstormMau5

He logged off and got 20 minutes of sleep after this and went for another 20 hours. He then got 2 hours of sleep and then went for like 24 more.

What compels people to do this? It's just a fucking game doing tedious quests over and over. Sure I can understand playing 6-8 hours a day if you really enjoy it but spending literally as many hours as physically possible? It becomes a mental illness at this point.

Topkek, look at those fucking microsleeps. What a madman.

No, the parents were suffering long before this.

Holy shit lmao and people say vidya addiction isn't a real thing.

He forgot to have sex

>Try to log onto server yesterday
>Three hour queue
>Fuck that, I'm go play something else

>Try to log on today
>Two and a half hour queue
>Play something else again

Thank you queue times for saving me from myself

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You should join him.

IDK humans are the only animal that intentionally deprive themselves of sleep.
Men who sleep less then 8 hours have smaller balls and less test.

I need to decrease the size of my balls a bit, will that help?

>microsleeps
been a while since I've seen people experience this

How are all these warriors expecting to get gear?

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In theroy yes but just reducing testosterone and increaseing estrogen would prob work better.

>casual
Go back

Thank you, Jesus.

>I played this game for 6 years! It sucks!

ON THE EDGE OF THE BLOOD CLOT
LIKE THE DOCTORS ONCE SAID

Yikes!

>mfw I bought an adjustable desk and I can stand up or sit down during gametime
>mfw bought an excercise bike that I can use while playing
I'm getting in shape playing WoW. Its the way forward.

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Fat people.

which desk and what bike user

90% of people plan to drop when the game becomes raid or quit, that's why they made raiding so accessable in wrath.

If they put out 1:1 RoC classic will be dead. Only way forward will be some kind of classix+ with more open world interaction

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> pokemon of videogames

m8

They're just delusional. They read some class tier list that put warriors in S tier and never read the part where it talked about how gear dependent they are and how they only start gaining speed somewhere in/after BWL.

Then do the warlock quests.

I feel like Asmongold will break down sooner or later, he's been looking like absolute shit for the past few days.
I mean, more so than usual. I don't know if he's slept since the game came out.
And he's still not even level 30 what the fuck?

They probably just picked what class they thought would be fun and don't even plan to raid

>same old content from 15 years ago
>people still rush to end game
once theyre end game theyll burn out o n nostalgia and old ass content

>implying
BFA babbies only know how to read guides.

Special snowflakes who want to play the least popular class.
Imagine complaining about queues instead of picking a lowpop realm.
I actually haven't seen too many, if anything there's a shortage of tanks on my realm.

>when people finish a game they'll stop playing it
Any other insights, genius?

What a beta nerd

>levels for that long and is only 37
>I sleep 10 hours a day, work for 2-4 hours and play WoW at work and when I'm home
>hit level 46 a few hours ago
>check his level
>level 50
Was the 4 extra levels really worth potentially killing himself?

the game has been finished 15 years ago let it go

Post your sub 2 days played 46 screenshot, user. You've spent like 50-60% of the few days the game has been out doing other things and you're supposedly one of the highest level people out there. Seems legit.

Kill me, Pete

WoW, Yea Forums .... what's the difference nowadays?

he's levelling a group and the guild are helping each other with cross continent summoning to not interfere with each other during questing. you may be more efficient, but overall their guild is incredibly far ahead and they're aiming to be one of the firsts to be in raids.

The creature was probably an American, hence the body was full of vaccines and aspartame and fluoride and quite possibly psychiatric drugs. Extremely weakened in other words.

It's a high level of risk occupation though

>levels for that long and is only 37
>I sleep 10 hours a day, work for 2-4 hours and play WoW at work and when I'm home
>hit level 46 a few hours ago
>check his level
>level 50
Was the 4 extra levels really worth potentially killing himself?

I don't understand why people are so obsessed with being the first to do Molten Core and Onyxia. It's a video game for fucks sake, don't risk your health on a World First that nobody will give a shit about in a week.

Well, he's a streamer, so it kinda does matter.

I've never had a DVT. It's really not that hard. Move your legs a bit. That's all it takes. You don't have to get up and walk for five minutes, literally just cross and uncross your legs every like 15 minutes while you're sitting down, that encourages bloodflow.

Him being an entertainer doesn't excuse retarded dumbass decision making.

Must be a low quality guide

F for fat.

Imagine being fat lmao

I said it in the last thread featuring this image and I'll say it again, having a chair that is basically a mini-couch is comfy.

Just some stuff I picked up at a sale from office furniture. Its not brand named afaik but im enjoying the shit out of it.

>vaccines
Consider killing yourself. Everyone in Europe is also vaccinated. Amerisharts are simply too fat and eat garbage food or take prescription pills like tic tacs.

> that guy played tauren female
Makes sense.

what type of bike then user

This one. We cleared some floors in the office during downsizing and they sold the inventory including these bikes. This one is still at the office but mine is the same.

It's because in Europe the amount of sugar and salt content in our food is regulated. In the UK we just got a sugar tax introduced to help obesity. Americans on the other hand just have giant portions of sugary salty shit with no regulation.

u forgot da pic mang

sorry mate but you're wrong. that shit only happens when the fat cells from the garbage sit in your body for years.

Right lol

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thanks for the reminder user

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Fucking pathetic.

If only.

>be level 25 warrior
>in stormwind seeing 2+ groups looking for tanks/dps for stockade
>"Tank forming group for stockades PST"
>full group within 5 minutes
>other groups still looking for tank/dps
suck it nerds

>almost 30
>drink heavy every night
>barely exercise
>slightly overweight
>sit on my ass all the time
>still alive

what the fuck do i have to do to leave this world?

i fucking wish coon poster

I only get into the que around midnight these days. Blizzard is literally and unironically killing me.

>running around questing
>get random whispers asking to tank dungeons
haven't seen this shit since I leveled BRD in FFXI

These companies can't help the fact that people have zero self control.
Our local supermarket banned >0.49L energy drinks just because of that and it sucks

You literally play while riding that?
Pretty weird, but believable.

However, not the perfect. Best cardio is rowing.
Switch the handle on this thing to a gamepad and row as you grind WoW.

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>Come home at 18.00
>Log in
>90 minute queue
>Cook, eat, fix that cabinet door, vacuum the house, call mother to check up on her, masturbate, watch the news
>Queue is up, start playing wow around 19.30 content in the knowledge I have the rest of the evening to myself.

>playing with tipsout
He probably had a brain hemorrhage

Young Brits are fatter than Americans nowadays, and no ''sugar tax'' is going to change that. Also, all your food regulations didn't help shit

Lol no.

You know why they are rushing?
So they can become the content gatekeepers.
>LFM MC must have NAXX GEAR
Is your future with these fucks.

About 45 mins to an hour, not going super fast or anything... then I might sit for an hour or so, then stand for 20 minutes, then sit again. Stuff like that. It really works, I dont feel tired or stiff after gaming all evening. I'm not going to get ripped or whatever but its decent, daily excercise and thanks to the variable height desk I'm not sitting down the whole time.

Based :DDD

imagine killing yourself over a shit game lmao pethetic
natural selection

At this point it sounds like a light jog will do it

>vanilla guilds
>taking idiots out of trade chat
Prepare your guild application, cuck. You better have your raid history prepped and ready.

thesun.co.uk/news/6610569/british-school-kids-fatter-than-american-kids/
You brits made the impossible happen. I never thought any country would surpass the americans in fatness, but here you are.
>B..but muh food regulations
>muh sugar tax

>the sun
I'm laughing. Everybody here knows The Sun is a joke newspaper that makes up shit for shock value. Other than that they report on the last z-list celebrities like a gossip magazine.

>casual normie classiczoomers cant play video games for more than 10h per day without dying

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HAD TO GET MY WORLD FIRSTS BRO

blood clot usually happen because you're a fat fuck, not because you sit 15 hours per day

Listen to this user. He knows from experience.

>That cope
I'm laughing, have fun paying extra tax because people can't control themself and need a government to be their daddy

Fuck off Spinoza, you won't Jew me into becoming a religionfag

>cope
>implying
learn what a word means before you use it

>Chat I'm going to take a *pee

*line of coke

is that thing even any good for cardio

Fuck off Spinoza, you won't Jew me into becoming a religionfag
You were young then. Seeing as we're talking about WoW classic, this guy's probably some old (30+) boomer.

If people are already starting to die, what will happen when the honor system comes out?

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that would be great

Just trade wins like they did back then.

Human body isn't designed at all, and human body can easily adapt to 15+ h of sitting down if you don't block any blood flow at all.

Why are you pressing Enter 2 times after every sentence you dumb fuck?

yfw people are literall dying playing content from 15 years ago

it's pottery, people who played wow back in the day were childern, are now grown up and die

me and the hunter are gonna make a campfire in the corner and then ill innervate the priest

let people die until they reach r12, then you invite them to the Cartel and everyone remains sane

>there are people here who actually played WoW and were probably addicted to it
lol

This

Imagine how stupid it will feel after a few months when everyone will get bored of WoW Classic.
Literally died for FOTM.

>Methodfags are getting hospitalized
>meanwhile a pserverchad is beating all of them to 60

Raising your heartrate above a certain treshold for extended periods of time is good for cardio. Cardio is (a lot) more than just circuit training and maxing out your lung capacity.

>method shoot themselves in the foot accusing him of cheating
>recant with some lame game journalist excuse that just pisses off people more
Based Sco letting people shit on his brand

But I eat as much and I am still a skinny fucker somehow. It honestly doesn't make sense to me. I wonder if something is wrong with me.

so lifting is enough for your heart gains eh

track what you eat then tell me that youre eating a lot you are undereating

he's a druid so he was probably playing in his furry suit and his balls caught fire lmao

Metabolism is real. Go see a doctor. Eat more vegetables and fruit every meal. Cant gain on fat and protein alone.

If he dies, can his parents sue Blizzard?

If you raise your heart rate above a certain treshold for extended periods of time by doing so, yes.
In the way you mean it, probably not. Lifting a 10 lb medicine ball from the floor to above your head 300 times would be good. Lifting a 200 pound stick twice is not.

It's all good until it's not

>Literally never get headaches
lmaoing @ genelets

Where are these skateboarding maid pictures from?
I've seen some other pics of this around.

>wow update comes
>anti-afk scripts no longer work
>servers still full as fuck
wow based blizzard they really showed us

>anti-afk scripts no longer work
???

>back on nostalrius
>"LF2M ZF, need healer and tank"
>tell the leader that I can tank or heal depending on what we find
>join group
>it's 3 warriors

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no idea but I got dced 2 times already while yesterday I stayed on for like 20 hours at least
so either they did something or I'm getting unlucky and have my layers crashing or just random dcs

IQDB it nigger

imagine having over 20% bodyfat as an adult """"man"""" lol, how do you even live with yourself when you're a fat sack of shit?

i mean lifting in the actual sense i.e. 5 reps of weight going up in weight every time

because in CURRENT year OLD=GOOD so long as it is new

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Look up the calculation for what heartrate minimum you need, and how much time you need to keep it for. Something like "heartrate needed for cardio". Then test your heartrate with a fitbit while lifting. Lifting doesnt do absolutely nothing for cardio but in general its not enough to actually get results.
Better just get on a bike for an hour or a rower and go lift afterwards.

IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS!

dude was probably fat and got a blood clot
that name is hilariously ironic
also funeral raid when?
youtube.com/watch?v=0TSGUf1xbF8

he got isekai'ed into wow

>prayers

Are americans really this retarded?

This isn't even true with the exception of being fat and having bad posture which will give you back issues. If you're close to 30 you can still fix a lot of it.

That's spooky, poor guy hope he doesn't die.

Genes
Lifestyle
Mental conditions/self image impacting perception, therefore pain tolerance

Well there is never a situation where having extra money is worse than having less money. If I have 200 dollars and my rent is 100 dollars I can eat, if I have 200 dollars but my rent is 200 dollars then I starve. Having more money just means that you can afford to be more secure and comfortable. Ergo chasing more money while you can make more money makes more sense than being content with what you have but knowing that any change to life around you will kill you.

This is so true. I know people that, after 27, started feeling like old people.
But when you're 19 or 20, you can get wasted every single weekend and nothing happens. Two extra glasses of wine when you're 30 and you wake up with a tremendous headache.

stop lying about your habits, you fat fuck, you know exactly why you end up in ER

all ya'll are retards who run your mouths without fact checking the most basic shit. Dude wasn't fat and got admitted for an electrolyte imbalance

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Blood clots happen to old fat people. I’m young and skinny

"Method” is a professional raiding guild in the popular MMORPG “World of Warcraft”. Under the guidance of guild master Scott “Sco” McMillan the guild has come to be revered by many as the most accomplished guild of all time with several noteworthy achievements under its belt such as multiple world firsts, high ranking PvP teams and losing the Classic 60 race to a bald Maltese gnome..

>a professional raiding guild
what the fuck does that even mean? You wear a suit an tie while your raiding and speak to everyone in your exclusive raid group like you're on a board of directors? Or is this just some zoomer term for neets that complete shit with their e-friends or streamer spergs?

hilarious

i still spend 2 months peer year drinking like tomorrow doesn't exists
>32
i never got a hangover either

It is really easy to be a "Professional" anything, it just means you do it as a primary source of income. if they have sponsorships or get money from their streams or adverts on their site to a point they do not need any other job to supplement when raiding they are now "Professional Raiders".

So basically, if i was paid to make AnonTalk posts and the amount i got was enough to fund my living then i would be a Professional Yea Forums Ruiner.

He wasn't 16 anymore.

>call mother to check up on her, masturbate
>calls mum before masturbating
This user knows his priorities.

alkaizer showing these zoomers what's up with based microsleeps
www streamerclips.com/twitch/alkaizerx/GlutenFreeCredulousSandstormMau5

kek

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>during shower, found bump at ass opening
>perplexed, i poke it a bunch
>it starts to hurt, and i couldn't sit properly anymore
>hurts when taking a shit
>google it
>asscancer or roids
>PLEASE BE ROIDS
>buy roid salve, feels like finding an oasis in the desert
>it was a roid, all is well
Phew.

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This is a fucking myth. The problem is some don't move their ass or adjust their position while siting for several hours. This can also happen to people that work standing up for hours like sales people.

good link my dude

I got the 'roids from sitting on the can too long. I got hooked on doing crosswords while taking a crap.

Or a fat fucking slob who is morbidly obese. Shit wont help if you are over 400lbs

This is so true. I know people that, after 27, started feeling like old people.
But when you're 19 or 20, you can get wasted every single weekend and nothing happens. Two extra glasses of wine when you're 30 and you wake up with a tremendous headache.

stop lying about your habits, you fat fuck, you know exactly why you end up in ER

Get a load of this level of cope, this isn't remotely true unless you've already treated your body like shit your entire life. I'm 34 and still feel exactly the same as I did when I was 18. Have you tried not being a fat fuck?

>if you treat your body badly it'll become apparent after 30
>durr I treated my body well and don't have any issues you're dum
fuck user

This just doesn't happen without drugs on the side

No, lifting weights is not an alternative to aerobic exercise.

>be a fat fuck
>whoo boy, better try to do some stretches
>die

>durr I treated my body well
Not being a fat fuck isn't "treating your body well", it's the bare fucking minimum of not dying at 40.
Treating your body well would involve everything else around your diet, not just your diet.
IE. Good nutrients, good sleep, healthy circle of friends and family, relationship, good career, etc.

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This. Life is all about enduring in the present for tomorrow's sake. What goes around always comes around in the end, no matter what. The only difference is how long your bad parenting-induced self-hatred can keep you justifying your shit habits to yourself, because if you don't give a fuck anyway you'll just die and not accomplish anything with a life you don't want to live in the first place.

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That's a lot of projection

That's true. In the workshop at my college, my teacher said that people have passed out because they were standing too long in one spot. Locking your knees can affect your blood flow

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Yeah a few people passed out at my military oath event because of locked knees

>people saying to stay hydrated and shift your legs around when the tweet clearly states that the guy took frequent stretch breaks and was well hydrated
We're doomed

he can still play phone games

The fuck did this guy do?

Human body isn't designed at all seeing as there is no god

SO HERE I AM

He was fat, no amount of stretching will fix that.

dipped his hands into a bucket of liquid nerve gas

I hope we get more funeral crashing from this.

Bear quest takes 15 min
The poison and aquatic form are done simultaneously in 30 min
Come on man

DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

He hasn't said, and never will say, so that we can only imagine what stupid shit he did to himself.

why did I laugh at this

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>tfw back in hs marching band the first thing they taught us was not to lock our knees
>two JROTC color guard or whatever during my freshman year locked their knees and cracked their skulls open and had to be taken to the hospital

I've always wanted to see 2 skinny dudes streaming while both sitting on a wide chair like that.

Furry couldn't fit his hands into his fursuit so he left his hands in dry ice and "accidentally" fell asleep.

standing up while at a desk is actually worse for your health than sitting down

Being a fat fuck incel neckbeard loser has you contracting lots of diseases I'd imagine.