Why haven't you bought our game user~

What if you move camera to look up their skirt?

bumop

Lack of money.

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>expected pedo pandering
>instead it's Stylish Loli Fashion Simulator with guns

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>alright but definitely needs more polishing
That's the impression I got.
youtu.be/xCrYC3DbDs4

Looks like it could be a great game if it just got some more eyes on it, and by extension, money.

Is this UAB 2?

HOL UP

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Maybe buy some merch.

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Atsuku like a bloody storm

does it come with that girl? asking for a friend, of course.

>I, loli Giovanna, have a dream

looks cute and funny

lol oh shit

fuck off you pirating shit head

I will buy your game now

>westerners getting in on loli games now

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It's French so I'm not surprised when it comes down to it.

>French
Truly the most DGAF of Westerners

it's an untapped market after unteralterbach showed the demand for it

Absolutely based. I'm not buying because >early access bit I sincerely hope they it make it big haha

My little sister got an injury near her eye and I had to spend my money on her, thank god she's all fine. I'll buy that game next paycheck, my real cute and funny needs my support

Is this unteralterbach hd?

>Ubisoft
Also the most cucked

I'm getting Zombie Playground vibes, I hope they don't drop the ball similarly.

Post gameplay first, nigger.

I WANT TO RAPE CHILDREN AND SUCKLE ON THEIR TINY NIPPLES *SOOK SOOK*

UH OH! MY DICK IS TOO BIG FOR THEIR CUNNY! I GUESS THEYRE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE MY COCK UP THEIR VIRGIN LITTLE BUMBUM HOLES AND CRY! HAHAHAH!

go back

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FUCK THIS WAS MY MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

based cunnyposter

dumb ideasguy

never heard of it but this game looks way more based already

>Haha

I will now buy your game.

it's still not on gog. I looked

Very cute feet

But that's exactly what pedo pandering looks like. I love it.

They just KNOW their target audience.

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Will the gameplay be good enough to distract me from my raging boner I will surely be having?

user, no!

I hope this becomes a thing.

??

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show me a death animation for the girl, if it's cute I'll buy the game.

Some actual gameplay
youtube.com/watch?v=RwMpbJRe4l8

I like the setting, not so sure about the gameplay.

How do buy this on steam with no one finding out?

>Summer Slime Blast
Hot damn

>local co-op only
FUUUUUUUUCK

Make a dummy account.

This is a secondary game mode. The steam page talks about adventure and namedrops "metroidvania" a couple times.

what the actual fuck MODS MODS

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>unashamed pedo panderer 10213012031203

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You are supposed to play it with your loli.

Finally, a good game.

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My loli would rather play splatoon

nose2big

You should try it sometime. You just might like it

Why not both?

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Your loli has shit taste.

>sexualizing children
A okay in your book.
>copying data without paying a dude the big cash
LITERALLY HITLER!

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Because your artstyle is awful and no amount of bloom and oversaturation will change that

this

Fuck off you paycuck shit head
Back to trannyera

Who is this girl in the edit supposed to be? That one loli from fantasy land working with police?

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>cunnyrism
Post some upskirts already. Also will it be moddable?

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Y-You sure you should post that user

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tilarna exedilika from cop craft and yeah it's because she says bolicemen

This is not OK.

Game looks fun, but I don't game on PC. Also, not sure which one I like more. Brunette is fine, but snooty blondes are the best...

cute feet indeed

This is not OK.

I actually find them really cute but I wouldn't diddle them because I don't view them like that.

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But I did.

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unbased

Tell me more

Those 2 look very familiar...

Little girls are cute.
Nothing beats waking up to two little girls climbing to your bed and cuddling next to you.

CUNNY?!

This guy gets it.

people like you make me sick
kys

>they know their demographic

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Rude

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I thought someone made a vn about Mabel and Pacifica for a fraction of a second, too bad

faggot you're implying a reason to buy a videogame is because they have little girls in it and you might see some skin
fucking go down the road not across the street

What about waking up to three little girls climbing into your bed and cuddling next to you?

How about having a threesome with two little Girls?

the staggering amount of dipper x pacifica porn is unreal

Presumably, it would be even greater experience, but I only have experienced mornings with two little girls cuddling next to me.

That sounds nice? Were they nieces or something? Explain.

You're pretty lucky to experience that. I have only ever woken up to 0 little girls cuddling me.

About 5 years ago I lived at my aunt's place for a couple of months during which my cousins basically clung to me constantly. God I miss those times.

Sounds pretty great.

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you're a fucking legend

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so what is this just a third person shooter or something? also they went overboard with the bloom.

What's the source of this image?

It was. I miss it so much. Giving them piggybag rides, or just watching cartoons with them while cuddling was such a comfy and wholesome experience which I have never really been able to recreate afterwards. Nowadays those girls are becoming increasingly stereotypical teenagers and it breaks my heart.

'Tis better to have loved and lost than to never have lolis at all.

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Clearly the answer is to have kids of your own so you can appreciate your time with them and raise them right.

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Soon...

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>that image
Cheeky

Nobody will ever want to have my kids.

Kek

It happens, the kid who used to fondle my junk became one of those fanfiction writing anime lovers but we still talk every once in awhile. You should try talking to your cousins, might be more enjoyable to have actual conversations.

>the kid who used to fondle my junk
Uhh based?

How many fucking pins do you need

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I don't know about what to talk with them desu. The older they get, the harder it becomes for me to interact with them, as I in general don't really know how to interact with women.

Let them teach you how.

Too much cunny

It's the opposite. He stopped drawing loli and is now very ill. He is clearly suffering from Cunny Withdrawl Syndrome.

How? They don't really want to interact with me anymore and I can't just force myself to their company. They have their own budding lives and to them, I am just an older loser cousin that occasionally visits.

Such is the power of the cunny, twisting the hearts of men and leaving them weak without it.

Dear god..

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If you gamers can stop going on about cunny for 5 seconds, is the game actually good?

Well if you have issues talking to them as a man to woman then just be an older cousin. If you're family with no ill blood then you be able to talk a bit. Maybe see what they are in to, a little investment in their lives goes a long way. I'm not the biggest anime fan but I still manage to talk with my old kid because I genuinely show interest.

If only you could get a girlfriend to cuddle with or something but I'd guess you'd have to not be a disgusting NEET for that

i looked up some gameplay and it's looks like indie 3D jank. Janky looking i'd describe it like that.
Cute girl but it doesn't look great to play.

They have typical female interests like horses/ponies, makeup, korean pop idols and shit like that to which I have no real interest in. They live lives that I can't really relate to or even comprehend, because for me, teenage years were the time where I began to withdraw from my peers in school and shit because of my insecurities and budding mental issues, so I can't really relate at all to my cousins and their budding active social lives.

Pirate it and found out that's what I'm going to do

You need to accessorise, brother

Sounds like you got bigger issues than just your girls becoming older

youtube.com/watch?v=VsE9njQVh5s

I don't have it, but it seems all right. Reminds me of those old cartoony xbox games from back in the day.

Well, duh

There it is again, make a cute girl for the main character and you'll have tons of thirsty virgins flock to your game.

Like taking candy from a baby.

What happens if they catch you?

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God, she is so sexy. Can someone post upskirts? Asking for a friend.

Impreg

>There it is again, make a cute girl for the main character and you'll have tons of thirsty virgins flock to your game.
When was the last time this happen?

>Like taking candy from a baby.
Shouldn't it be: like fly to a trap

Alita: Battle Angel is a good example, very average and run-of-the-mill generic action movie, but had hundreds of threads on Yea Forums because it featured a cute girl as the main character.

That's a manga and it's called GUNNM, fucking retard. No one is interested in hollywood trash remakes for western shit eaters.

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how is this thread still up? are all the non-pedo mods asleep?

>cute
check
>funny
also check.

Why are you getting so mad for? Who cares what your japanese hentai is called. The fact of the matter is that thirsty virgins flocked to Alita: Battle Angel because it had a cute girl as the main character.

Go get some anger therapy.

miku is a disgusting pig

Everyone and their mum already seen GUNNM or at least watched animated version ages ago, you stupid zoomer. No one is interested in irrelevant westernized trash made for underage shit eaters.

>cop craft
oh my

Makes me hmmm

woah there

Character design is hard. At least it's not belts.

can you play as the blonde or do have to play as the brunette in single player?

And that's not pedo pandering to you?

That's a healthy male with healthy needs pandering.

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What pedo games are must haves on steam?

Onirism, A Hat in Time, but there is more right?

Cringe

Custom order maid 2 or koikatsu plus the trillions of mods available for them.

wait, are the devs actual pedos? Is this the true meaning of dogwhistle?

it's just a cute picture of a cute little girl. Why you niggers keep sexualizing everything you see posted on the internet.

I don't know other males other than pedos that would like to dress Up little Girls in videogames

Yes

>Girl in swimsuit
>Everyone freaks out
I don't get it

Seek mental help you tranny

It made me pp hard

you will never be a woman, abomination
dilate

Americ*ns

Damn pedo lolicons.

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Sexy girl in a swimsuit.

Americans sexualize children automatically, they can't see a little girl without thinking sexual thoughts, and this fact scares them and they can't deal with it so they go full on outrage to cope.

Shut up and listen, stupid. Nobody knew or cared about your japanese hentai. That just reinforces the fact that Yea Forums made hundreds of threads about it solely because it had a cute girl in it, despite the movie and hentai being a boring, generic piece of trash.

Games for this feel?

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damn I hate am*ricans so fucking much...

Marunomi

The guy who took this picture knew EXACTLY what he was doing.

Catholicism and Islam.

Is this a jojo reference

Is this a jojo reference

Shut up and listen, nigger. No one cares about your westernized secondary trash for retards. I bet you judge Shakespeare based on that OMG Shakespeare trash with emojis too. Fucking zoomer.

Why the fuck are they making Splatoon again?

what's with non-japanese lolicons and big noses

Maybe

onirism has better gameplay than control

I bought it after the thread the other day that showed off the big titty spider girl with the best mom shirt

You aren't listening, I'm agreeing that nobody should care about Alita of GUNM because they are both trash, yet it was very popular because of thirsty virgins liking it just because of a girl.

FUCKKKKK

Front mission manga
Looks ugly

What does onirism mean

That looks fucking ugly, don't you lolicon faggots have taste is you're going to be relatively degenerate

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LOLI FEET LOLI FEET LOLI FEET

It rhymes with onanism.

what's with non-japanese lolicons and big noses

The pleasure of being cummed inside

Explain

I don't know but it's pretty close to onanism.

Dunno, but it looks a lot like onanism.
dictionary.com/browse/onanism

>summer edition merch
What is he referring to?

Cunnyrism

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Is it true every jojo fan is a massive homosexual?

Maybe

yes

OF COOOUUURRRSSSE, sweetie!

Onirism is the act of using a cunny to masurbate

She looks very close to one of my niece and funny thing is that she sometimes sleep together with me.

That's hot.

Do you tickle her feet?

More like annoying, I can't even move my arm whenever she decides to cuddle beside me because she's using it as a fucking pillow. The reason why she's close to me like that is she's yearning for a big brother figure, in addition, I spoil her most of the time whenever I get my paycheck. I guess that's my fault too.

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Fucking hot. That gives me uncle user's pasta vibes.