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まんこ

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「イントロ」
あー、あー、あー、セックスやりたいな
あー、気持ちいいな
あー、セックス気持ちいいな

「コーラス」
僕はセックス大好き
いつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックス
チンコをマンコに入れたいな
あー、気持ちいいな、入れたい

「バース1」
鼻血が出るほどいい
マンコは気持ちいい
ぬるぬるしていい
プルンプルン、もしもし?Sex please
僕はチンコが大好き、チンコが硬い
I love sex, I love you
でもやっぱりマンコが一番 ぬるぬる
毎日入れたいな
ケツの穴にも入れたいかも知れないな
I love sex every day (Sex!)
僕はセックス大好き、一番大好き
セックスやりたいな
少しだけマンコをペロペロ SEX
少しだけマンコをペロペロ SEX
少しだけマンコをペロペロ SEX
少しだけマンコをペロペロ SEX

「コーラス」
僕はセックス大好き
いつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックス
チンコをマンコに入れたいな
あー、気持ちいいな、入れたい

「バース2」
僕はファミリーマートで立ち読み、毎日セックスまじやりたい
Give me sex、僕はセックスやりたい
生麦、生米、生ハメ
中出し、中出し、中出し、大好き
中出し、中出し、中出し、大好き
もしもし?Sex please
I love sex
もしもし?Sex please
I love sex
俺はチンコをマンコに入れて、ぬるぬる、ぬるぬるしたいよ
ぬるぬる、ぬるぬる、美味しマンコ
ぬるぬる、ぬるぬる、美味しマンコ

「コーラス」
僕はセックス大好き
いつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックス
チンコをマンコに入れたいな
あー、気持ちいいな、入れたい
僕はセックス大好き
いつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックス
チンコをマンコに入れたいな
あー、気持ちいいな、入れたい

死ねたいです

Really? It's extremely basic.
"I want to have sex."

あなたは一人で日本語を学ぶことはできません

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>two completely different set of squiggles for the same thing
sasuga nippon

I learned how to read hiragana and katakana but idk where to go next >:(

go to bed

All I can say is join a class, that's what I did, and while my Japanese isn't perfect, I could definitely get by with it in Japan.

Destiny and fate basically mean the same thing as well, but are used in different contexts. Same applies to the (wrongly used) set of squiggles.

imaginu za smerru

Say it in Japanese and I will.

詳しく教えろの方じゃないか?

moshi moshi baka user brun desu

CHADになりたあい。
とっても寂しい。

7月に日本語能力試験を受けた人は今オンラインで試験結果を見えるよ。通らなければ安心してよ。次回も頑張ってね。

God Japanese is dumb. I've been at it like a month. Got hirigana down, can never remember some of these kana. Also they have pictures in between the words. I'm convinced they designed this stupid language to keep out gaijins. I have no idea how to type it on an english keyboard either.

That says ya-something-something shi-nai.

Not to mention if you don't know the word you are completely fucked and can't even assume most of it like in other languages based on structure.

I don't care about reading or writing Japanese. I don't even care about speaking it. I just want to be able to understand my cartoons.

学べるよ!アノンに信じてるよ!だからがんばってください。

You gain the ability to assume what the word means after you start learning kanji. You might know 学 from 学校 (school), so when you see 学ぶ you can probably guess that it means "to learn".

悪魔的

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Dilation is ダイレーション and to tell someone to dilate is 拡張して.

地震がない

>reading a translated manga in english
>get through all the scanlated chapters
>decide to try the raws
>takes me more than an hour to read a single chapter
>still didn't really understand all that much of it
I-I guess I'll just stick with yotsuba

If you assume those pictures make the same sound next to a new one sure. Like gaksei and sensei but then you throw shit next to a different kanji and it's pronounced completely differently.

Did any of you use any programs or apps to learn? I've been picking it up in my free time with a lot of free resources and some books. I don't even really like anime. I just felt like trying something.

Getting bakc into after a a couple month break. Trying not work more in. Kanji Study app (writing using my phone stylus), Jpod101 (courteousy of djt), and Minna No Nihongo beginner 2. Plan on taking JLPT N4 with my wife after a month long honeymoon in Japan. Wish me luck.

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ああいやdilateには拡張するという意味の他に詳しく話すという意味があるからそっちじゃないかなって言いたかった

いらっしゃいませ

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君の脳ってすべすべですよ?

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自殺したい。

we can do this bros
itazuraneko.neocities.org/learn/learnmain.html

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なら、やれ。

A real Chad doesn't have to try.

>All I can say is join a class
Wrong

無理だ

JP ONRY

i can't even do English properly

>sister was going to stationery store
>forgot to tell her to pick up a grid book
maybe next year then...

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I started in high school, and having a proper teacher really does make it easier at the start. But you can definitely do it without one. I really like structure, so I learn most of my stuff from textbooks. Genki 1 and 2 are entry level textbooks. After that, you can move on to Tobira. Nowadays, I'm using the Shin Kanzen books that are designed to help you pass the JLPT (reading, listening and grammar only). Lots of people learn Japanese just by reading native materials and looking up what they don't know, but I much prefer the structure that textbooks provide.

As for vocab and kanji, I found Anki flashcards to be the best bet. You don't really need anything explained to you for vocab and kanji. You just need to be able to read and recognise it, so I found a kanji or vocab textbook to be pointless. You can find vocab for Genki and Tobira, and then move on to JLPT decks after that. Or you can work your way through the Core 6k deck, which has a lot of common words (and a lot of outdated and business terminology).

You should check the resources over on /jp/ or /int/'s DJTs. Pretty much everything I've mentioned is over there.

いやだ。怖い過ぎて。

Will my waifu still love me even if I'm so useless I can't even do something as simple as learning a language?

だから本当に自殺したくないでしょう?

Probably not. You don't even love her enough to learn how to talk to her.

>セックスしたい
キモい

タマゴをください

>tfw there are more kanji in the japanese language than stars in the night sky

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ないです

How do I learn kanji bros? It's pretty confusing how the same kanji can be read completely differently when put next to some other kanji

まんこにピューピューしたい

*HITS DESK*

>tfw can't even count all the stars in the sky

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What chapter of genki are y'all on bros
No spoilers

>having trouble with kanji
You're not going to make it.

毎時
毎日
くそカキコします

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>after years of watching anime Im starting to recognize words when they are spoken (still have no idea what they mean)

how do I stop this?
I dont want to learn japanese, not even by osmosis.

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Watch dubs.

bros I'm feeling pretty shinitai right now

きえたいだけです…

rereading the entire first book because i don't remember anything

>actually thinking you'll learn moon from watching subbed anime
That's cute.

Please don't say that user, I'm doing my best!

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How the fuck do I learn to read kanji? It seems like the pronunciation of each character changes depending on whether it's alone or next to other characters. Am I supposed to just individually memorize each combination? I don't mind if that's how it is I just want to know how to learn it.

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eww
might as well not watch anime
Im safe then?
phew

Learn vocab. You'll pick up the most common readings of kanji when you see them in words. Instead of trying to learn all the different ways to read 女, instead learn words like 女, 女性, 少女, etc so when you come across a word like 女優, you can guess the reading with a fair amount of accuracy and not accidentally say おんなゆう

ikiru tomodachi

y-you too desu

Is shitai another way to say have? I know tai means want.

>he can't just look at the pictures and immediately understand what's going on
lel

>might as well not watch anime
Indeed.

Don't lie.

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Be honest guys 23 is way to late for this shit, right? I've ruined my chances to ever learn or become proficient at anything.

I'm 23 now but I started at 19. It was fine at 19 and I only feel a little dumber so I'd say you're good

>thinking you can learn Japanese from anime
>posting with anime girls
You're not going to make it.

>23 is way to late
HAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
no

It's never too late! Don't give up!

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You should look into MIA from what I've found it seems to be the most trustworthy way to learner Japanese that actually produces good results. I've only been doing it for 1 month now so I'm still learning kanji, it might work for you.

Who said I'm trying to learn from anime?

No one who complains about kanji will ever learn Japanese. They're far and away the easiest part.

I started at 22. I'm effectively fluent, and even moved to Nippon. It's easy.

ダイレトATAKU

Learning a language is only for the dedicated.
I'd say unless you absolutely, positively, completely LOVE anime, manga and Japanese videogames, learning Japanese isn't for you.

I personally don't watch anime, don't read manga, and don't even care about JRPGs (really the only genuine reason to try and learn the language for videogames) so there's no point in learning Japanese.

How? I think grammar is easier than kanji

>went to shit school that had no interesting languages available
a headstart would've been nice

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全然ダメだ

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>Couldn't get to grips with German with four years of school lessons.
>I'll totally nail Japanese by myself with a job using only the internets a good 15 years after my brain lost that bullshit language adaptation power kids have.

I """impressed""" myself by realising all the romanizations of Japanese can be rendered in hiragana. That's how brainlet I am on this.

Nah. Start today.

Can you pm me the japanese fluency fix? Well close this thread after.

does kanji get easier for speed readers? or will i have to it read normally ?

>Simple
Japanese is ridiculous. I'm even willing to bet that everybody in this thread is doing it wrong. It's like learning an alphabetical language but learning it 3 times. Each time different. And even after learning it 3 times it's still no where even close to as descriptive and maleable as just learning English.

Then you don't know much of either.

送った :)

I already matured Core 6k. Where do I go from here?

>Hey learn an alphabet that's got its own fucking particles. That's it trust me its easy.
>Sorry we lied, here's another alphabet that we use for fucking gaijin words and other random bullshit.
>Yeah both of those? Those are for CHILDREN and words we can't be bothered to sacrifice an ainu to make a Kanji for. You're going to need to learn Kanji.
Oh you did all that? You can start learning now.
The only thing that makes this hell palatable is that the squinty bastards are forced to learn my fucking mess of a language too.

Holy crap, kanji has been so easy for me ever since I learned the radicals, even that one meme kanji for noodles is a walk in the park for me to memorize.

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dekinai-chan, please

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Out of curiosity, did you use Kanjidamage or some other method?

そなたは無能だ

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さなく ゆ いつ をるく おん まい づわんぐ のわ

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And after all that, their language still isn't anywhere near as descriptive and maleable as English. Unless you live in Japan, that language is utterly useless.

If you can read it you should know what it means.

Bro, I tried learning jap when I was 8, and it didn't go to well for me at the time, and no shit, I took 4 years of German to and didn't retain anything as well(though I did sleep through most of Herr Blacks classes and didn't care for German at all.) that's no reason to give up. If my dumbass can get it, you can to, and I probably have waaaay worse resolve than you ever will, Fuck I barley know English and it's my first language. How does a comma work?

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I wouldn't know, but I do know English can be complete hell for anyone having to speak to a native BECAUSE it's so malleable. Apparently we drive ESLs insane in workplace environments because they're running the queen's English while some silly wanker speaks entirely in ironic sarcastic colloquialisms that mean the complete opposite of their actual intent.

t. only knows English

user we don't have a French secret police for words and grammar.Thus, the comma can essentially do what it wants depending on what school of thought you ascribe to. Watch out for the semicolon though, using it correctly is actually a sign of great disrespect, and this is why they're never present in anything ever.

its like a dot, but you use it in the middle, not the end.

dead apostrophes shot down in the great war of 1815. Every time you see one its customary to pause in your head briefly to remember their sacrifice. Yeah, rip dead apostrophe.

Wrong. I also know Deutsch. Also studied Mandarin for a bit. But I don't remember that one too well. Japanese is utterly useless outside of living in Japan unless you are just a weeb.

Japanese culture and anime does not equate to video games. Why are these threads allowed?

dead apostrophes shot down in the great war of 1815. Every time you see one it's customary to pause in your head briefly to remember their sacrifice. Yeah, rip dead apostrophe.

Advice on learning and retaining German? Language education (as with all education) was worthless for me, here in the US.

n-nani

my brother just do RTK it's not that hard, just do 15-25 kanji a day on anki and you'll be done in like 3 months

Not that guy but I don't even understand why I found it particularly difficult. The only really weird deviations from English is the refusal to use four words when one really long compound word will do, and the yoda-speak whenever they ask questions. But I struggled like hell during it. I can remember the numbers and to yell ICH VERSTEHE NICHT and that's about it.

Naw, I just used some flash card app to memorize them. I would go through 5 a day, take a moments glance at the image and spend the next minute trying to remember as much of the image as I could, then i'd move onto the next one until I was done with all 5, wait 30 minutes and do it again until I could do it perfectly, go on to the next set, rinse and repeat for the next 5 months of my unemployment, and you to can START learning kanji. Sounds like alot of work, but I made sure I was actually distracting my self with other interests like games or shows as a way to "clear my mind" and get the radicals into my long term memory. ALSO WHY THE FUCK IS POSTING SO FUCKING HORRID RIGHT NOW, 10 MINUTES TO GET THIS POSTED! HIROOOOOOO!!!

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Well I started learning it when I was in highschool. How well that works depends on your teacher, I guess. I had a good one in the beginning who sure a lot of Summers in Berlin and even took a bunch of us there in my senior year. She loved the language and the country and loved teaching it to us. So that passion just kinda bled through to us, I guess. I also learn from instructors very well. I don't really have much to offer you outside of traditional instructor teaching because that's what I did for 7 or so years. My job also helps me because I have to use it. I'm an MCFA engineer and I have to read German and work directly with Jungheinrich. The only time I can tell you is that immersion is the best way to learn. Force yourself to need to understand it.

How do I grind grammar?

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BUT WHEN? No teacher would ever give me a clear answer on this, it was like everyone just got it like breathing. You know how you only use an if there's an ah sound starting a word, what's the rules for commas, i'm not even fucking with you here.

anki decks

Read manga.

Sure but there's what makes English so great. You can even make up words on the fly and the person you're taking to will still probably know what you mean because of how and what context you say it. Sure other languages are easier because of that. But nothing easy to understand is ever worth knowing.

What is wrong with posting? goddamn

>BUT WHEN? No teacher would ever give me a clear answer on this.

Honestly? And people will shit on me for saying this but I'll be real for a second: Because there ISN'T a solid rule for it.

So let me give you a cheat user: do what 99% of English speakers do and use commas whenever you'd want to take a breath if you were to say something out loud.

Kasen is NOT an oni.

I have heard English is good for its information density

Kasen is NOT an oni.

俺は黒人が嫌だ

That's exactly what makes it great and why it's the #1 international language and top language for international business. Every other language leaves undecernable gray areas. English doesn't because even if you can't think of the right word to use, just make one up and it'll probably get the point across. Even other Latin base Romantic languages can't do that. To my knowledge, anyway.

Not that guy but English doesn't bother with a lot of linguistic forms that others do: No sexist verbs, very minimal prefixes and suffixes and we have a tendency to make one word do four definitions like a filthy slut. It goes a little deeper than that but a good example is the following:
>Well, then.
Two words, but you know for certain:
>I don't mean a watering hole
>I didn't have to say if it was a boy well or a girl well
>I didn't have to make the word "well" longer or shorter to specify I mean anything but "therefore"
>If we were speaking, you'd be able to tell if I was reacting to accept a situation, if I was angry about the situation, or if I was literally just saying filler words because I have no reaction.

Two words, a lot (but not all, plenty of languages beat English in this) done. However, this also requires a lot more intuitive understanding as a result. English text is self evidently hard to read motive and frequently misunderstood in its intent. Look at here for fuck's sake.

>use commas whenever you'd want to take a breath if you were to say something out loud.
>a breath
I am,,,,,,,,,,,, so,,,,,,,,,,fucking,,,,,,, MAD!!! FUCK MY TEACHERS FOR NOT TELLING ME THIS SHIT! , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

日本狗民离开

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ベースだったな

use an inhaler asshole.

Stop jerking off to English John, the only reason it's the international language is because of America. Before it was French for exactly the same reasons.

Based.
Fuck aussies and seanigs.

I despise Anglos, but the legacy of English as an international language is because of the British Empire, silly willy.

The best part of English is the freedom it affords you. You can come up with any combination of words you want, and as long as it rolls off the tongue nicely, it works. When speaking Japanese, you don't use your words to describe things. They make up a new word for every situation and thought, and a lot of newer words are just butchered English. If you try to get creative and combine words in new ways, people will look at you like you have three heads until you go back to just using short compound words that sound like every other word in the language thanks to limited phonemes. Being able to speak Japanese is great, but the language itself sucks dick.

Guys, I want to make it, how do I do it?

i started at 23 and played a lot of games now.

DEKINAI

Use the language.