Your party members turn against you

>your party members turn against you
>you have to fight them

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>your party members turn against you
>took their equipment off before the betrayal
also fuck party members who betray you and disappear from the party with your shit

But what if he’s eating some fruit?

Yea Forums could you make me a sandwich?

>be me
>join this Yea Forums server called the Archive Fields
>( discord.gg/HnuUfGn )
>filled with literal pedos, traps, etc
>cant report them to ToS because they delete posts that break it
>faggot called AA-1 runs the place
>bunch of people tell me to post my legs
>comply because desperate for attention
>AA-1 tells me if I write "copelets" on my body, he'll give me a special number
>stupidly think "fuck it why not"
>do it
>I send it to him
>he sees it
>I delete it
>he saves it and shows it to everyone
>bullies me all day about it and calls me a retard and idiot
>everyone in the server keeps calling me a retard
>even the fucking traps their are bullying me
>AA-1 even DM's me and says the only way to make up for this is too start a live stream and shill the server and then seriously killing myself
>leave the server and have massive panic attack
>AA-1 sends all of his little buddies to add me as a friend and keep trying to guilt trip me into rejoining the server
>inb4 "just ignore them"
>AA-1's friends are in other main servers I use and they keep harassing me in their as well

Please help, what do I do? These faggots is seriously ruining my life.j

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That's Banks.
B E A E N E K E S.
No E.

>party member isn't here for you
>he's here for Geoffrey

>Status ailments cause party to attack one another
>Counter attacks will still periodically occur
>Party literally dies to infighting

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What do you have to do to get Geoffrey in your party?

If you wanted a LISA: The Painful thread, you could have just asked.

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You gotta complete the "Find Geoffrey" sidequest

You need to clear the Pizza Hut in the garage first

You have to take that horny little ass and you find Geoffrey and you find Geoffrey and you find Geoffrey and you find Geoffrey and you find Geoffrey and you find Geoffrey

>based party member only appears in one chapter because ded

>Status ailments cause party to attack one another
>party member uses most powerful health potion on boss

What exactly is a breeeb?

you could do this in ninety-nine nights 2 and the final boss actually would comment on it if you did it several times

>former ally begs you to kick his butt

Seriously kill yourself

this seems interesting

>random fight encounter
>main character doesn't fight back
>party members become confused

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>party doesn’t want you to zip up your pants

>party member becomes god
Why is this allowed?

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he created the mountains on which we climb

>final boss tells you to sit down

>this entire post
I'm not touching that discord link, this better be bait.

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Well fuck em then, don't even worry about it. words on legs as blackmale? thats a silly thing to worry about.

sauce

>party member swindles you

>party members won't carry all of this wood

>supposed to be the fan service level and he betrays you in the poolhouse
bros... how could he be so cruelhouse?

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Exactly how are they ruining your life?

its a bot spamming

>objective: shave Ashley's ass cheeks

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Come on buddy... Right Click -> Google Reverse Image Search gave me the result immediately since it was the full page; surely you can do it too.

Buddy wasn't worth fighting for.

Why do need to shave her ass cheeks?

Do you know how humiliating it is to have a wojak?

>acquire a new party member
>their inventory is full of nothing but wooden logs
I'm not carrying all this WOOD

>party members has sex with your dad
>party member has sex with you
>permanently become a phone
shit game

>henry firth walks in

Deleting messages in discord doesn't mean that discord can't see what you sent
They can pull that shit up I'm fairly certain
Report them anyway and leave the server
Delete discord account, start new one, ensure none of your usernames match that old account

stop replying
its a bot

>villain starts running people over with his van
>party member doesn't care

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Because women grow hair on their BUTT.

>love interest prevents him from sitting down

>enemies turn with you
>you have to party with them

copypasta?

>this thread
This is a black thing, isn't it?

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>party member's dad don't want him, man

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>party alchemist refuses to make you a sandwich

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>party member start screaming about the horses arriving

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>take equipment off them before their betrayal
>they automatically get the best equipment in the game

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>only way to advance in the campaign is dying

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Fesh Prince is extremely overrated trash (haha let's repeat this line a thousand times so funny) as is Krobo ponyfag productions

incorrect

Phillip Banks you got to kick that man's butt

Who cares what you think YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!

print ( pick ( "seethe", "cope", "have sex", "cringe" ) );

is this that crossfit thing ive been hearing about?

Serves you right for associating with the gays.

Jeffrey Dahmer was your quintessential gay person. They're all sadistic fuck ups. I hope you survive long enough to learn your lesson.

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Gay people were a mistake

There goes user, the biggest ASS who ever lived. What a douche.

Fuck your father!
Fuck you, Nigga
YOU'RE A PHONE!

He's right though

This is a honey pot to grab your IP don't be retarded. dont join the server

>Fesh Prince is funn-

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Excuse me? You better take that back, man.

Hey user you ever feel like THIS?

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>still being asshurt about ponies in 2019

I honestly get a giggle out of Carlton asking Geoffrey if he likes ponies.

See that dude over there, I think he’s a janny.

Oh you do? Well I think you're a big boy

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>people are still triggered by technicolor horses in 20 fucking 19

>Not being asshurt about ponyfags for the rest of your life

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>in 2019
>in 20 fucking 19
OH MY GOD YAAAAAS THE CURRENT YEAR MEME

All the time

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Man, you can get deconfirmed.

Chrono Cross

Man you can drop deaeeeaaaaaaad

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>party member encourages you to kick that npc's BUTT

>party member takes a shit on a couple of guys
>and his mom

Oh my God, he's God.

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What game?

>Even the npc encourages you to kick his butt

It's Fesh Prince dad

Ban yourself user, it's the only way.

This is terrible
I’m retarded

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I think it's underrated.
Only the parts where it's not fresh prince suck. Like the sonic and mario bros. bullshit.

>that one guy who picks a healer class but only chooses to build around offensive skills of said class

NoOo

Literally just make a new discord account you fucking dumbass.

>falling for the bait
I'm sorry everybody can't be as stupit as you, user

Erections

>QUEST ADDED: Find Geoffrey.
>QUEST ADDED: Find Geoffrey.
>QUEST ADDED: Find Geoffrey.
>QUEST ADDED: Find Geoffrey.
>QUEST ADDED: Find Geoffrey.
>QUEST ADDED: Find Geoffrey.
>QUEST ADDED: Find Geoffrey.

>New character joins your party
>It's Henry Firth

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Sir, could you please sit down?

>Villan is actually Yea Forums
>you have to have Fun to defeat him

TURN IT UP, TURN IT UP!

People who post this are only ever referencing yuffie. This isn't a "trope".

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Well though shit I don't care

>Party member becomes a Jew

yeah but fuck yuffie

She's a phone

Hey!
Cool it!

tough shit, i dont care.

hey Yea Forums, you ever feel like THIS

He ruins every stealth mission too.

How could he be so sell fish

All the time

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This symbolism is easy to miss if you're a novice viewer. Each member of the Fesh Pince of Blair represents a food group. The classic example is Will representing the Fruit. He relates his illicit gay relationship with an older many, and famously states "he was minding his DAMN business eating some DAMN fruit".

The rest of the family is much easier to miss if one isn't paying attention. Uncle Phil is the carbohydrates, the basic foundation, the "bread"winner of the family - but also the source of fat. Hillary represents the meat: her legs and thighs are prominently on display, and Will's later monologue about Chicken and Winnigish only reinforces these themes. A leg in one hand indeed.

Ashley is the vegetables, never really seen; she has nothing to offer a carb and meat-based African-American patriarchal family. Viv is the spice, which encourages Uncle Phil's obesity.

And this brings us back to Carlton, the dairy. Why do you think his jokes are always so cheesy? His character is a representation of the most decadent, yet embarrassing of the food groups, the desired yet forbidden.
When Carlton says "make me a sandwich", he doesn't want a sandwich - he wants to be made INTO one. Think back to the themes that we just covered.
That's right. "Make me a sandwich" is a euphemism for Carlton's repressed desires to have a threesome with Hillary and Uncle Phil. This forbidden marriage of meat, cheese, and bread can never truly exist, and so we come to the final actor, who so eloquently states: "No!"

What is Geoffrey, then? He is not a family member. So he represents the food group that is the lack of food - hunger, and starvation. Hence his brief role as a waiter where he never gets to serve any food. "No!" is not just the rejection of Carlton's repressed sexual desires, it's also a commentary on the Malthusian struggle of man to feed himself in an entropic that would see him waste away. "Find Geoffrey, and find Geoffrey"- forever. That is the destiny of man.

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>party members turn against you while you’re minding your DAMN business

>teammate can dual wield

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>friend invites you to play eve online
>NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

Yes.

>enemy blocks your path
>NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

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lol imagine being triggered about a decade old cartoon

As long as they don't know your real name and there are no connections with your online and real life you're good.
Just start over and get a new name like Gujiraloveryoooo69
tl;dr stop being a beta faggot

Why user, do you like equines?

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Krobo may be an unreasonable ponyfag, but he makes some good shit.

What if my game glitches and keeps giving me that quest over and over? I’ve already done it several times.

>10 replies
>nobody recognised it
>only one suggestion of copypasta
Fucking newfags this pasta isn't even all that old

based

>Yuffie
>not Kain who pulls that shit off constantly

I wouldn't mind it if it was a decent joke, but it's basically just "us bronies, eh?"

WHAT GAME BRO?!

>game has credits sequence for the characters themselves

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Is he, by any chance, Carlton?

In the actual show he said breast

a chicken breast, basically

The link should have given it away in the first place

Your opening statement?

Dont click that link its an obvious honeypot server to steal your ip

Statement

>your party members betray you but you know their true names and can force them to obey you.

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>MC sets off on his adventure because the antagonist wouldn't fix the AC in the poolhouse

HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that.

sex