I finally got around to playing GTA V and man, was I disappointed

I finally got around to playing GTA V and man, was I disappointed.

>vehicle control is worse than even in 4
>you can tell the game was made for consoles because of the retarded keyboard default settings
>all 3 of the main characters are extremely boring and uninteresting
>only 2 types of missions in the game: the repetitive one where you do 1 action 30 times in a row while trying not to fall asleep, and the one where you have to play whack a mole with the cover system while waves of enemies just flow towards you with 0 challenge

Also, the game abandoned any sense of even basic logic that previous games had and went into full arcade mode. Even its political commentary is a miss and comes off as genuinely cringey.
Like the time when Trevor, a character that was established as a psycho that doesn't care about some random retards getting all serious and apologetic over the Mexican that got tazed and proceeds to murder the 2 goofy anti-illegal immigration dudes.

Seriously, where the fuck did it all go so wrong? And why does the game have such a high rating?

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I wonder how pink is her butthole.

I wish she would sit on my face

STOP IT! Palutena is a PURE and MOTHERLY figure! You pooperfags are annoying

STOP IT! Palutena is a PURE and MOTHERLY figure!

I hate how OP the cops are. They'll shoot you in the head through your back window in your car from 50 feet away while airborn. The cops in GTA 4 were too stupid, and now GTA 5 has terminators in police uniforms.

>PURE
Shut up Pit, she's a bitch.

Its rated high because the russians love the online
It lets them shoot people

Because Rockstar fans are morons.

Their games have always been terrible in all aspects, but they're lapped up.

I wonder how pink is her butthole.

also there's niggers

You'll never find out because that artist has never drawn them.

I want to sloppily make out with her butthole

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Actually Palutena is supposed to be Pallas Athena who was a virgin god, so they aren't wrong.

It's probably brown with poop coming out of it

hehehe, phallus

oh my god please sit on my fucking face

thats too big

Why do you feel the need to post completely unrelated kumbrain images when you made your thread?
Is your topic so shitty that ass is the only way you can make people interested?

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Lol, faggot.

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I'm over here enjoying some ass and vidya discussion
You're the one who thinks off anons beating their meat to 2d waifus. Get our cocks off your mind, user.