Reimu is too iconic, even more so than Mario, that's why she will never get in...

Reimu is too iconic, even more so than Mario, that's why she will never get in. Nintendo doesn't want competition for their IP.

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>weebshit
>iconic

Reimu who?

I thought Reimu wore bloomers

Who?

Mario is literally Mr Videogame fuck off weeb trash

i'm borrowing them

In Jappyland, Touhou is the big shit. I'd imagine the boomers running Nintendo don't wanna give free advertisement to what is essentially an IP that a) they can't control or monetize and b) is essentially on par with Star Wars in the US.

My wife wears what I tell her to.

It's true, Touhou is to Japan as Avengers is to America.

Reimu won't be able to make it to Smash in time because I am too busy licking her sweaty body clean, and I am taking my time.

>iconic, even more so than Mario
>Mario, "Mr. Videogames" and the Japanese representative of the 2020 Olympics
You're what 2Ch fears

Reimu can't be in Smash because I have specifically forbade her from being in the presence of other men.

I want to say that there is a limit to how obvious you can make a falseflag, but judging from this thread I guess some people will fall for absolutely anything

Name one iconic thing from the West except Master Chief cunt.

If the UK is the west, so is sweden.

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i want to lick her tummy

>tfw their world is going to become a reality
I never was so happy about the future, I might be an old man by the time it happens, but it WILL happen.

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She's also poor and needs the money.

WHY IS SHE SO SWEATY?

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she looks like a slut

holy water doesn't come from nothing

>on par with Star Wars
Now now, I'm sure it can't be doing that bad.

>On par with Star Wars
Now now, surely it isn't doing that bad.

it's called trolling

Reimu's final smash?
Everyone turns into clones of her.

Test

Why do people like Japan so much? The people are boring as fuck and have anime all over the streets. Gotta be one of the stupidest places I’ve ever visited. It also smells like shit.

poor chuu chuu, has smash forgotten about yuu yuu? uuu...uuu...

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ahh, I want to tickle tiny Reimu till she pees herself

What would Reimu's voice sound like?

Imagine the smell

Don't cry lil chuu chuu, I left something in your donation box

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poor babu reimu

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>comparing touhou to capeshit
There's a special place in hell for shitters like you.

AAHH

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Is this just a Touhou thread with free bumps from rostertards?

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Reimu looks how I feel
It's 27 degrees celsius inside, the fan isn't doing shit, I can't open the windows since I don't have insect nets on them
It's also 3 am

>27 degrees
>hot

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Sir, this is a McDonald's.

Post your wishlists for Reimu in Smash faggots

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fuck Reimu, this is now a Meiru thread

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>Marisa in SA on Lunatic
Madman

Marisa C is actually my only SA lunatic 1cc.
I mean Reimu would probably be easier but C is fairly standard as a shot and the bomb is really helpful. Only downside is that obviously the shot is kind of weak.

You don't even know

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Iconic shitposting is still shitposting.

ive died this way more times than id like to admit,
fuck that cat

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