What are some comfy games to play while the NPC's who didn't grow up here act like the world's ending?

What are some comfy games to play while the NPC's who didn't grow up here act like the world's ending?

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Preparation bad.
Trying to act tough to online losers good.

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I've already got liqour what more preperation do i need?

I live in central florida on a main hospital and airport grid. Worst case I lose power for a day and a window. Still it could be a pain in the ass to fix said window.

Why does East Coast get all the fun natural disasters? All we got is the heat and sometimes shitty earthquakes. I wanna hunker down and sip coffee as a crazy storm rages pass.

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Only the southern east coast states get hurricanes. The northeast states rarely gets hurricanes and I wish we got more. The last one we got was sandy :(

>tfw have a hacked Switch, 3ds and Vita all loaded with games
My body is ready

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What are some games where the galaxy brained protagonist lives in Utah and laughs during hurricane season every year while braindead retards continue to live Florida and Louisiana and get fucked by massive storms every year

>Pass by Flawr'da
>Strengthen even more in the gulf of Mexico
>Hit Huston like a ton of bricks

I'm scared, bros

>Utah

Don't you guys literally breathe in smog?

I'm convinced God is trying to wipe Florida from the face of the Earth at this point

floodpants.

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Pretty sure Just Cause 4 has tornadoes if that’s what you’re looking for

because of one cat 4 hurricane? there were four hurricanes that passed through florida in 2004.

The weak fear the strong.

Floridians are the strongest race

Just make sure all you're shit's charged then carry on like usual.

I live in Central Florida so I'll enjoy my 3 day vacation from wage slaving

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I'm not scared. Bring it Juan!

This has happened every year for the past million years around this time. Sometimes multiple times.

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>only category 4
yawn. have to bring my plants onto the porch so they don't blow away or drown, otherwise life will continue as normal

hablas espaniol?

>floridians act like its no big deal
>just came back from walmart and publix, water got cleaned the fuck out along with bread and canned goods

attention 49 other states, this toughness is just a facade.

Fuck St. Pete
Fuck downtown Clearwater

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>tfw only got one day off

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Did you get your Publix Hurricane Cake along with your tendie sub?

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Those are Florida newfags hogging all the shit. People around since the 2004 hurricanes at least only grab a pack of water, a pack of batteries, and fill a gas can.

based

no I got steak and cheese this time kek

The Virgin snowbird:
Listens to non-stop weather reports on his weather radio

The Chad Floridian:
Listens to the News Junkie joking and playing down the hurricane on 104.1

Stop being such pussies.

SEA gets pummeled by fucking 20+ hurricanes every year. And that's exacerbated by the fact that they're island countries.

>get fucked
Only retards who live in mcmansions get fucked. Just have concrete reinforcement and don't live in a flood zone and hurricanes are just time off work

You forgot one crucial detail

No one fucking cares about SEA. Get fucked faggot.

Yeah those fuckers have it rough

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What are fellow Florida bros going to play through the storm?

That's true but at the same time if third world shitters can fucking survive a year long hurricane battery and come out smiling then what does that say about limp dicked Floridians?