This is your home from now on.
You have the possibility to install 5 games on your HDD before you leave the big city.
There is no internet in your new house, so you are stuck for at least 2 years with the games you bring now.
Which games do you bring?
none
Well shit.
Skyrim
No Man's Sky
SimCity
Anno (not sure which one)
Divinity Original Sin 2
Id rather spend my time hunting and fishing.
None.
Stronghold crusader.
2 years of non-stop masturbating and solitaire
No internet? Tough choice.
- Gta5 (never beat it and sadly sandbox games have the most content despite being mostly shit.)
- Darkest Dungeon
- civ 5
- mount and blade
- binding of Isaac?
Dunno about that last one though.
Dwarf Fortress
Caves of Qud
Cities: Skylines
Terraria
Factorio
DS1 or Ds3 , civ 5 or 6 with all the DLC, GTA SA and truck simulator . also i guess will be a good time to read books get fit learn to Fish etc
Based
Total War WARHAMMER II
Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate
Dustforce
Tetris: the Grandmaster 3
Just Cause 3 (which I think can be played offline, otherwise idk a 5th)
Minecraft w/ Feed the Beast Ultimate
Hearts of Iron IV
Civ 5
OSRS private server up to the current patch
Project CARS2 with a fuckton of track and car mods
do i have to play games
can i just do something else
Custom maid 3D
Rimworld
Civ V
Mount&blade
I use this slot to load all of the above with mods.
Is that makeable in Minecraft?
>No internet
If I choose Skyrim and Fallout 4 can I bring my mod collection with me on a thumb drive or what?
The Witcher 3
Nier Automata
Ninja Gaiden Black
Dragon's Dogma
Have to think about the last one...
Basing this off of games I've already sunk hundreds of hours into, barring the last one:
Skyrim
Trackmania United
Forza Motorsport 7
Dolphin emulator with Melee 20XX rom
Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy because I've never beaten it
>civ 5
you could have picked a better choice, easily
Dorf fort.
Metal Slug 3.
Rune Factory 4.
Skyrim.
Aaaand I don't know the last one, probably a monster hunter game.
Based.
It was that or Stellaris/Shogun2.
In which i have hundreds of hours clocked in.
Do the lights go out the moment I step into it, revealing it to be empty and dilapidated?
Skyrim
Warband
Warhammer Total War
Xcom 2
Crusader Kings 2
ck2 or something like it would be more interesting in that slot, assuming we get to remove the retarded byzantine elector system they added in holy fury
stellaris is a yawn
Tetris Effect
Puyo Puyo Tetris
Tetris DS
The New Tetris (64)
Tetrisphere
Med 2.
Dwarf Fortress
Dark Souls 3
Mount and Blade (Bannerlord)
Minecraft
I didn't know it was possible to have taste this shit.
Solitaire
Hearts
Minesweeper
FreeCell
3D Pinball for Windows – Space Cadet
The witcher 3
Fallout 4
Undertale
Night in the woods
Final fantasy vii
Slay the spire
ck2
Grim Dawn
Kenshi
As for the last one probably a porn game but can't decide between CM3D, HS or AA2
Get over it, Josh. You lost.
Age of Empires 2
GTA:San Andreas
Smash Bros, Brawl or Melee
Tekken 5
Mega Man X
rate my taste.
>You have the possibility to install 5 games on your HDD before you leave the big city.
The fuck is that, a 10 gb hard drive?
>Tekken 5
>against CPU
should have gone with Soulcalibur
Dwarf Fortress
Timesplitters 2
Super Smash Bros 64
Super Smash Bros Melee
Super Smash Bros Ultimate
One of my dreams is to live in a house like this for a year or so with a woman and just fuck her nonstop every single day.
this
7 Days to Die
Saints Row (3 & 4) 2 on PC can suck my ass you homos
Memelands 1 & 2
I don't care about the rest, they all sound like shit
I just like the Story battles in Tekken 5 alot, plus the opening is pure kino.
I just like the story battles in T5 alot, plus you get Tekken 1 2 and 3 in there. The opening is pure kino too
There's no need to hunt, there's plenty of meat to buy at the supermarket. No need to kill more animals just to sate your ego and get you off.
Football Manager 19
Civ V
Spelunky
Don Bradman Cricket 17
Dating My Daughter
...
Soul Calibur 6
Hexen
Super Smash Brothers Ultimate
Bowser's Inside Story
Tetris
I'm replacing all your games with hunting simulators
Dark Souls 1
Terraria
Diablo 2 LOD
FTL
Banished
Rimworld, with mods
Starsector, with mods
Fallout 4, with mods
Minecraft, with mods
and FL Studio with my plugins, as a "game".
Dwarf Fortress
Battle Brothers
Farcry 5
The Sims 3
Dominions 5
Warcraft III
Total War Warhammer 2
Minecraft
Bayonetta
Dragon's Dogma
Now that’s based. Well done.
I sell the property. I need money more than I do a place to live.
Modded minecraft
Terraria
Stardew valley
Dorf fortress
Mountain blade with and without mods
Should've gone with virtual fighter and not some watered down shit fighting game for babbies.
hot dog adventure
skin city
Blane's tricks
castle blarney-stone
gamblen' gwarf
>only 2 years
how young are you that 2 years feels like a long time
>your HDD
But I'm a consolefag
Can I bring my Hentai collection?
Witcher 3 and mods for it
Skyrim and mods
Civ 5
New Vegas with mods
MGSV to try and get all the mission to rank S
After way more deliberation than this shitty thread deserved:
Spelunky
Tetris Effect
Outrun 2SP
Age of Empires 2 HD
Donkey Kong Country 2
Elona
Mount and Blade Warband
Kenshi
Starsector
Underrail
Rocksmith 2 and a guitar. The other 4 wouldn't even fucking matter. I'd at least gain a skill after 2 years.
Guitar sucks
Get a trumpet or piano
>t. working on his dick sucking and hand job technique
silent hill 2 (beat it once but i can replay it for all 5 other endings that i don't have yet)
resident evil REmake (can perfect my speedrunning skills)
portal
TF2
dustforce
Pokemon Heart Gold
Minecraft
Civ 5
Pokemon Shield (when it comes out)
Hollow Knight (and Hollowknight SilkSong when it comes out)
I know thats 6, but 4 are similar
Can I go hunting instead?
No. Hunting is toxic masculinity
FIFA 19
RDR2
Stardew Valley
TW3
BF1
this is the true gamer answer
Civ V
Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
Sims 4
Stardew Valley
Fifa 19
>Xenoblade 2
>Xenoblade X
>Dragon Quest 8
>Dark Souls 2 SotFS
>Sine Mora EX
Yes, I can see the negative responses about my choice of games. Like I give a fuck. Also:
>muh hunting
>muh fishing
>muh feeding wild animals
You are in that house for 2 years. Plenty of time to do all of this, plus games.
A Runescape private server and 317 client (hosted locally)
Gran Turismo 4 (maybe 3)
Guitar Hero 3
That's it, really. To fill the spots,
Tetris
Space Cadet Pinball
Fuck you.
Destiny 2
WoW
Warframe
League of Legends
Netflix
I guess I'd have to pick something that could last awhile so I'd go with pic/related honorable mentions to the PS2 version of dead or alive II
bump
Factorio
osu!
Stardew Valley
No Man's Sky
Kerbal Space Program
That's a lot of tetrads
Based
I'd for sure bring a monster Hunter game, maybe just 5
Daggerfall
Terraria
Doom with as many WADs as possible
Minecraft with basically every big modpack available
Wizardry 7
Do you know how to read?
How do you have electricity if you don't have internet idiot?
Civ 6
Crusader Kings 2
Earthbound
Bloodborne
Dwarf Fortress
DMC5
Fallout New Vegas
Smackdown:HCTP
Doom
Minecraft
All stuff I can use for an endless amount of replays for about 2 years
>VII
You I like you!
None. Its time to learn some new shit
That's 6 which is also good but not quite as replayable
>Metal Gear Solid Legacy Collection
U mad bro?
I know that m8 I'm the one who made the image after having the idea to snapshot every major encounter ingame,I'll get to VII someday soon though been busy with some side stuff
paper mario 1 & 2
wwe smackdown shut your mouth
heart gold
morrowind
some roguelike i guess, nuclear throne?
Bring an emulator on the HDD, then 4 - 5 ROMS of those chinese pirate cartridges of "200-games-in-one" with each ROM having different games from each other.
>Hexen
Are you retarded or something?
this photograph is making me sad
GTA
GTA 2
GTA 3
GTA 4
GTA 5
I'd be terrified having a giant window that big in the front of your house anyone can just look in and watch you doesnt that make you unsettled
Saints Row 2
Fire Pro PS4
The latest EDF
Street Fighter 2 Anniversary
The latest Mario Maker
>anyone skulking in subzero temperature
It's likely the middle of fucking nowhere, if there's anyone out there in the first place you'd want to be able to see them.
>Fire Pro PS4
cringe why would you get the version where you have to use internet to get caws from a website just download a roster pack on the HDD from the workshop in one shot before you go on steam
Monsters can handle subzero temperatures easy.
Damn we can't even bring our game consoles?
Cs, dota2, tf, aoe2 and skyrim
based and redpilled
Darkest Hour
Crusader Kings 2
Victoria II
Heroes of Might and Magic 3
Mount & Blade: Warband
exactly. itd be ok in a city where normal people live. think about WHO would be out there watching your house in this location
I understood that reference.
>there is no internet
>lists games that are useless without internet
>only death by factory is acceptable!
Assuming I can only take PC games
-Dead Rising
-Euro Truck Simulator 2
-Planet Coaster
-Stardew Valley
-HITMAN 2 (2018)
likely doom till i starve to death from lack of food
BOTW
Slay the Spire
Skyrim
SSBU
Shovel Knight
I get the joke, but 1 and 2 suck and should be replaced with Vice City and San Andreas
I don't install games.
Unity
Blender
Microsoft Visual Studio
Photoshop
I can finally make my dream game with no distractions.
Tekken 7 (I already play this exclusively offline vs the CPU)
Quake Live (Same as above)
Fallout New Vegas
Terraria
RPG Maker MV (Since I won't have any internet that means I won't have any porn, so that means I'll need to make my own)
*If RPG Maker doesn't count then I'll substitute it with The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
>somebody else mentions Slay the Spire
This is now a roguelike/Slay the Spire thread
Who else is hyped for the fourth character? What ascencion are you on? Favorite builds?
Is this pretending to be retarded or actually retarded?
1. CK2 (Assuming AGOT mod is allowed)
2. Minecraft
3. OOTP 19
4. Space Engine
5. NBA 2K19 (I know it sucks but I enjoy it)
Minecraft
Civ6
Fire Emblem Three Houses
Skyrim
Runescape (no online functionalities)
Bro what do you think happens when bambi gets old? He's not going out peacefully surrounded by loving family. He's:
A) Getting eaten by a bear
B) Succumbing to Chronic Wasting Disease
A bullet to the heart in the prime of their lives is doing them a favor.
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3, Tetris Effect and Street Fighter Alpha 3 for their infinite replayability
Legacy of the Duelist Link Evolution because shitbrewing in card games is a lot of fun and if I have no online I can get even more autistic in my efforts to make something work instead of relying on the work others have already put in as a building block
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum 'n' Fun because goddammit if I have two years with that game maybe I'll finally git gud at it
Basically games with longevity and creativity
Meinkraft
Factorio
Kenshi with mods
CK2
Hitman 2 because I'm playing it right now or STALKER because I just really like that game
Stellaris
Hitman 2(lol, cracked of course)
Darkest Hour
Baldurs Gate 2 Complete
Nights into Dreams Christmas Edition
Third Strike
Cataclysm
Heroes 3
Animal Crossing New Leaf
Personal Quake 1 map & mod collection
Terraria
Minecraft
Heavily modded Rimworld
OSRS solo server
And some kind of drawing software if that's allowed. Otherwise, probably Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup.
Bloodborne
Medieval 2: total war
Super Mario Bros 3
Ecco the dolphin tides of time
Skyrim
UWU knot me daddy UWU
Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley
MH
Planet Coaster
Persona 3
The sims 3
Dungeon crawl stone soup
Diablo 2
Bloodborne
Age of empires 2
NBA 2k20
Mountain blade with all the mods out right now
Civ 5 (never did Civ 4 so maybe civ 4)
Xcom 2
Attila Total War or Rome 2
Dunno last.
Skyrim
Minecraft
Sims 4
Warband
Oblivion
This, just to make it 5 I'd add Aseprite. If I lived in a location like that with no internet the level of no distractions would seriously boost my creativity so why waste it.
Metroid prime trilogy
Smash ultimate
Kirby air ride.
That's all
Minecraft with a bunch of mods (obvious)
Dwarf Fortress (also obvious)
Jazz Jackrabbit 2 with a FUCKTON of levels and other custom content downloaded (something I always have on any computer I have)
Legend Of Grimrock (never completed it)
Some sort of super customizable porn game with as much mods/additional content as possible
Doom
Doom 2
Elona
Terraria
Use the last slot to absolutely load up on as many wads and total conversions for Doom and Doom 2 as I can.
My modded New Vegas
Warhammer II
Darkest Dungeon
Bioshock
Skyrim, I guess
Realistically I only need New Vegas
That is a swank as fuck house.
fpbp
Okay, now this is patrician
Crusader Kings 2
Kerbal Space Program
Minecraft
Morrowind
Mount and Blade
Persona 5
Skyrim
Dwarf Fortress
Breath of the Wild
Pokémon Heartgold
My nigga
Modded Oblivion
Modded Morrowind
Doom collectors edition (so I have 1&2)
Warcraft 3
Mount and Blade 2
I grew up with a very strict Mexican stepdad so these were the 5 games I played for about 4 years. I downloaded them via library wifi when I could go out.
Baste
Can I bring all my ski gear?
I'd pick
Animal Crossing New Leaf or the new game coming out
Skullgirls
and the When They Cry VNs
Honestly something like this, other games would get pretty boring after 2 years. Old people computer games are timeless and comfy.
Also a great idea
MGS Legacy Collection
DMC Collection
Capcom Fighters Collection (mostly for MvC2)
Demons Souls
God Hand
Doom 2 with as many wads as I can fit in there
Quake with as many map packs as I can cram into the cram hole
Godhand
Fallout New Vegas
DMC 5
Ultra based. Same for me along with AOE2, Diablo 2, medieval 2 total war, and huniepop.
Morrowind
Dark Messiah
Space Pinball
Minecraft (Older Version)
Monster Hunter FU
Based
I only need one game. Animal Crossing Switch
and I'll spend the rest of my time drinking hot chocolate and drawing or playing music, whatever
Windwaker
Final Fantasy X
Divinity Original Sin 2
Red dead 2
Paper Mario Thousand Year
Door
Those are either games I want to play again or have currently but simply never find the time to play them and rather just play shit games like overwatch because its quick and easy.
Hell yeah
Even if I picked the 5 best games in the universe, I would still be mad about not having the huge backlog of games that I haven't had time to play but certainly would like to play if I lived in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do. So fuck this
Civ 5
Xcom
resident evil 4
streets of rage 2
zelda botw
Not necessarily my favourite games but they are good for if you are put in a position where you are not going ot have access to other games for 2 years. civ 5 and xcom are very replayable. Then re4 and sor2 are fun action games to relax and chill out compared to strategy games and then zelda botw purely because it could eat up a lot of time due to all the random shit in the world to find.
>implying I'm not selling that place and returning back to the city
>implying it would take that long to get internet
>implying my HDD doesnt have hundreds of games in it already
>implying OP isnt a faggot
>implying that shit house will survive after the sun fall out of orbit
VIDEO GAMES
5 games no internet? Xbox One controller to use with the PC?
1. Banjo Kazooie
2. Bloodborne
3. Dark Souls 3
4. Crash Nitro Fuelled
5. Mario Maker
Alpha Centauri
Ableton if that counts
Tetris
Terraria
Doom with a shit ton of mods and wads
objectively correct answer
none, i will pass my time hiking the mountains fighting beers and enjoy the silence.
5 versions of Super Deep Throat
Winner
Borderlands 2
Smash Ultimate
Stardew Valley
Binding of Issac
Minecraft
Fucking kys
This is what I tell every single anti-hunt faggot.
Hunters are some of the least wasteful people when it comes to the meat they use.
nice
Dark Souls 1
Dark Souls 2
Dark Souls 3
Bloodborne
Grim Dawn
Most likely, Bambi will be engaged in territory wars for females and eventually get mortally wounded by another deer.
That, or a fucking bear will eat him.
You'll get tired of it the first day cbrain
Minecraft
Xcom 2
AoE2
Civ 5
Deus Ex
Had a tough time choosing between Deus Ex and Max Payne
I'd take five games that meant a lot to me growing up but when I'd beat one I'd take it outside and shoot it as a ceremonial goodbye to video games. My five:
>Doom
>Chrono Trigger
>Ocarina of Time
>Metal Gear Solid
>Halo
Alpha Centauri
Ableton if that counts
Tetris
Terraria
Doom with a shit ton of mods and wads
New Vegas (plus mods)
Super Mario World
Final Fantasy IX
Civ V + all expansions
Deus Ex
Not only based but also redpilled
How much would it cost to buy a house like this bros?
Actually, instead of Civ 5 I'd take Payday 2
UE4 and VS
Too much
Damn user, how do you do it?
I get huskies and train for the iditarod
the epitome of Yea Forums
500,000 or so depending on the location
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
N++
Kenshi
Rain World
Thief 2 (with more than 300 handpicked fan missions installed)
hopefully I made the right choices, because these were the first five things that came to my mind
Talladega Nights, fantastic game. PS3 Launch title
Holy based
minecraft
terraria
CDDA
Elona
honey select
Normal suburban tract homes cost that much where I live.
t. southern california
>California
I'm sorry user. I hope that you can get out one day.
Age of Empires 2
Crusader Kings 2
Bloodborne
TW Shogun 2 or Warhammer 2
The Witcher 3 or Skyrim
Elona+
Crusader Kings 2
Mount & Blade
Terraria
Daibanchou
based
what a sóy post
jesus fucking christ