Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a fourty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.
Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin...
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How do I learn to draw this
Based Yea Forums never forgetting midna
>TP is almost 13 years old
Very true, but its not on the fans for lewding inklings. Just look at the ass Nintendo decided to give them.
god DAMN
Midna is vidya. She's from a video game. This thread is vidya.
GOD i wish i had a gf that looked down at me like midna looks at wolf dick
Midna awoke my fetish for short stacks and for that I'm grateful
I see imp midna as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what imp midna is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon imp midna does it for me.
Mating press Midna
I M A G I N E
BOY DO I SURE LOVE VIDEO GAMES!
Repeatedly dashing across Hyrule Field in wolf form just to hear Midna moan. That, combined with Aonuma's feelings on Telma, suggests that the dev team on TP was indeed pretty based.
God, I want to eat her __
I need to nut in Midna bros IT'S NOT FAIR
Thighs. No really, they could feed a small family for a week.
My dick demands fat shortstack ass in this thread ASAP.
Someone make a Vocaroo of this, I need more micspam material.
aaaaaaAAAAAAHHHH IMM COOOOMING BROS IM COOOOMING SO HARD
Iove my wife Midna so much
More.
Pretty sure aonuma had a personal hand in the character design of midna. What an absolute based lad, probably took the thicc pill too.
God damnit this place has ruined me.
All of this fine imp butt and all I can think about is her farting on me
*grabs ur dick* hmm? :)
If only he'd step in and de-trap Link. TP Link was the last great incarnation of the character.
How does one imp cause men to go into a horny rage?
:3
How indeed.
Nice figure. More? Maybe even a bit bigger?
An interesting turn of events. Go on.
Can you post the quote please. iirc it was something like enjoying being teased
A-user AT WORK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
im not gay but i swear to god after reading this a 400 pound sumo wrestling tranny could touch my nob and open the floodgates
i wonder what her ass would smell like haha
based
gamesradar.com
Ad bullshit notwithstanding, he would like to be scolded by a woman like Telma. He then proceeds to break into semi-embarrassed laughter.
probably nothing because shadows can't accumulate dirt haha
You FOOL!
nice sample faggot
that should my dick ARGHHHHHHHH
I'm gonna get my dick out to this. Just in case you were wondering.
>im not gay but
When has a sentence starting with this ever gone over well?
Are we losing our cool already?
what if she farted haha
We the council of degenerates declare that you are too degenerate and request that you be expelled from the thread immediately.
based aonuma
I'd buttpost in here for you thirsty anons, but I don't have access to my folder at the moment. Give me half an hour.
Tanks in thirty minutes!
Keep it to shortstacks.
I'm not sure that the thread will last that long
imagine starting a family with midna haha
If the thread tones its shit down a little then maybe. Self-moderation and all that jazz.
Fuck, I love this artist. He's been doing weight gain/age progression stuff lately and its hitting me right in the shameful fetish.
considering he said Telma is his kind of woman, he is absolutely based.
Marrying Midna!
Voocaroo fucking when?
Imagine Midna in mom jeans gracefully accepting her post-pregnancy body
I DONT WANNA IMAGINE BECAUSE IT WILL ONLY MAKE MY HEART SADDER
I don't mind doing it, but my roommate needs to wake up first. Depending how fast Yea Forums is for the next few hours, it might have to wait until some other thread unless someone else delivers.
imagine her having to stand on a stool to make you breakfast in the morning while wearing a apron
god i wish
>while wearing an apron
Ah, right in my obscure fetish.
yordles are superior
Why do I want to rape small cute things anons? Am I the bad guy in the video games?
i want to swallow the toejam from between imp midna's unwashed toes!
don't fret user, it's just a mixture of your good tastes and natural male instincts acting up
source?
Post general shortstack booty. Yordles welcome. Just make it thick.
I WANNA FUCK MIDNA, WHY ISN'T SHE REAL?
>Midna
Did Yea Forums shit itself for anyone else? No post was going through for a while.
Same user, they want to stop shortstackposting
It's still fucking up again
Test
Working on that vocaroo now. Just trying to get a clean recording without me stumbling on a word.
I think I have boogie as a friend on switch lol
what was the imaeg
And I thought it was only me, those latency websites said 4chn was fine so I was confused
so something like this?
test
based as fuck, she's absolutely perfect!
>They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise
wasn't she modeled after african fertility goddesses idols/statues ?
Yes
test
Where do all the pugna pics go?
Where do all the pugna pics go?
Fucken saved. This could pass off as YouTube asmr quality content
Where do all the pugna pics go?
You're a peach, user.
Where do all the pugna pics go?
Do you think they designed her to be that lewd or was it one of those happy accidents where they wanted an imp form of True Midna and got way more than they intended?
I liked her as a partner, but never liked her in a sexual way. Thanks to artist I have this thing for her, not for nintendo. I would really like her inclusion as a fighter in smash
You lack ambition. Full nelson is the way to go with this one.
I don't want to type any paragraphs, but I just want to say that I want Midna to sit on my face.
not both in consecutive violent copulation
I keep them
Install Yea Forums x and find out.
meant to greentext
also >one post away from hexadigits
You're a peach, user.
Almost.
...
why you gotta do this to me man, im on the train and had to open that image to save it
>ywn grab Midna by the hips
Sex
she has a big butt
>post not found
Interesting. Guess someone must've enraged mod-kun.
how new are you
I prefer mating press
I thought panda was getting shut down? What happened?
Very true
it's been back up for weeks
All I want is for Midna to sit on my face.
admin got a bunch of donations at the last minute and decided to move the site to Moldova.
Be sure to thank your town rapist for this.
Why are there so many connection errors?
You know user if you werent so fucking retarded I probably would have thanked you for the info.
can I post about wanting to motorboat Midnas ass now
i want to be a quickshot for midna!
bruh what's you're problem?
imagine the cushion
Pick up the pencil
Practice for 4-7 years consistently.
Just takes time and practice. A lot of it. Drawing isn't something you can git gud at in a month, but in a month you an improve a lot. So in several months, you'll be good. Eventually
She's a nymphomaniac anons. I don't think you understand what that means.
The amount of sex you would have to have with her would be staggering. She's so small even with tiny human dick it would take HOURS of stretching just to fit just the TIP inside.
You don't want this.
i don't care, i'll force it in
You flatter me, thank you. I'll be sure to more readily accept more vocaroo requests if something equally autistic ever comes up naturally.
That's fine, just have her sit on my face.
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reminder that midna canonically has a futa horsecock
post proof you nigger
i would but this is a blue board :)
did i fucking stutter sweet cheecks? you either show me the proof of your claim or enjoy another restless night
bump for more delicious midnass
i'm a simple man. I see a midna thread, I jerk off. today was a good day.
also bumping for this
Seriously.
It's been thirteen years, thirteen fucking years, and Midna content hasn't stopped.
If anything the pace of production has increased.
How did Nintendo of all fucking people create such an enduring character that entire genres of porn are created because of her?
Shortstack did not exist outside of fantasy dwarves before her, and impification is literally WHAT IF THIS CHARACTER WAS MIDNA. How is she so goddamn sexy that people who've never played the game will bust thick ropes to her?
How is she so goddamn endearing that people who have played the game wish desperately to marry her?
How is she so perfect?
Warm booty
it's all about the big ASS user
I think the real key is her skin. Not many female characters get to walk around completely naked, and even fewer of them aren't furry. Midna can do that because of her small body and her aesthetic black/white skin.
Imp Midna belongs to Wolf Link.
>not a 400 pound sumo wrestling imp
maybe you are gay
This
TheCon is nice
Post your fattest shortstack asses right now, so that I may jack off.
Dude that's a hard ask. I only have a couple that are sfw
Please, user. This shit has me diamonds.
>Midna will never be topped
How does she do it?
But I don't want to get banned. I like posting.
I can hear the fucking voice clips in my head.
based magie gilenhaal poster
Same and I haven't played in years
Oh I'll top her alright
But Link tops Midna all the time...
Other way around
I know this is just a stealth image dump thread but how can you claim inkling wasn't meant to be sexualized when she has tight spats on and a round butt. In smash they even make a point of having her spread her legs.
>Midna using her hair hand to stimulate wolf link's prostate
Now I'm not a furry but-
I can only show so much and I'll still be banned I'm sure of it.
>Midna's breaking up with you, because you smashed her ass, but it wasn't painful enough, she wanted to feel self-loathing, but it's more like self-indifference.
take a russian drawing cIass and you wiII draw Iike that within a week
The design is fine in my opinion, it's the fucking sway that kills people.
looks like a child, you're gross
I've already started. You're obligated to help me go all the way, boys. I'm a lewdposter, too, and I've gotten banned more times than I can count helping anons cum. It's just part of the life we chose.
abysmal bait
:thinking:
bait
I need the uncensored... for research...
You took this straight off of Funnyjunk, you fucking faggot
Go back
Well well well, look who also came from funnyjunk. You're just as bad as me, faggot.
Way to out yourself lmao
at least I don't repost from FJ for (you)s
You're a good man, plus being banned won't be so bad as I should stay away from Yea Forums for a while if I don't want to be spoiled on Astral Chain.
mega.nz
ok
Test
>love Midna
>don't like Twilight Princess
strange feel
What’s the artist?
Where is her head?
Who’s the artist?
That's not important
Very nice
she's 75% thigh meat
>no dick
That's good, keep it that way.
Cool
you got any more
Imp Midna is way hotter then her true form
jannies are dead
dump it
Why is it that this particular screenshot of the scene makes me laugh the hardest
site is being absolutely ass tonight. Last one
Can anyone confirm if this pasta was used first in reference to Maggie Gyllenhaal or Lena Dunham? I first saw it with Dunham but I'm not sure.
You’re pretty good
you better draw midna depressingly drinking alcohol. i need more than 2 of this shit
god fuck what did hiro do to the site.
heres the second
jesus fucking christ
Woah I saw that comment on a funnyjunk post several hours ago too!
is this the full image, I need my collection to grow larger.
its not the full image. its cropped
sauce
I found it on Deviantart
Why can't I upload pics?
please where is this sauce
Okay maybe not.
nice
Someone post the screencap from hyrule warriors
you know the one
I want to marry and impregnate Midna!
lmao that would be awkward if she did that to me haha... unless? no haha jk lmao.... yet?
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