Do dwarves deserve being ridiculed?

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In everything but appearance Hylians are Humans in all but name.

I always forgot this artist’s name. His shit cracks me up.

Hylians are literally elf men. Like Numenorians.
Anti-Elf posters should fuck off and reread LotR.

twitter.com/baalbuddy?lang=en

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>No big strong oni onee-san GF to bully me
why even live

based

wtf?
Numenorians are not elfs, fag.
They are literally humans.

Also Hylians are not elfs because Miyamoto said so.

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Nah. They're thin skinned and petty. Only a woman would be so vindictive as to keep something like a book of grudges but dwarves, the supposedly manliest race out there have one.

rock and stone

a book of grudges is for keeping order, which is the manliest thing in existence

Numenorians have Elf ancestry.

>he just wants to let people walk all over him for all of eternity

disgusting

All alcoholic manlets deserve to have their booze taken away and their beards shaved.

t. Tall, Cultured, Majestic Elf

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There's passive aggression o'er half-remembered slights and then there's The Book, round-elf

yes and the knife ears too

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I want an orc bf and a dwarf bf

Just their kings.

STUNTY SCUM

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Why elfs are so faggy?

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what a bunch of fags.

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>AGAIN!!!
God I want a demoness gf

why dwarves are generally a dying race from fighting way too many shits in any well known settings?

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Why don't I chop your sissy twink legs off at the knees so you can find out?

I need more stuff like this

>most of the fantasy settings have half human/half any other race combinations
>not a single one have inter racial offsprings not involving humans
I just want to see half dwarf half ogre abominations for god sake

Imagine user.

Elven tieflings. The prankery, the sheer inbuild doubleevil.

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Is there anything more pathetic than people who still hate on Elves with these stupid straw man arguments?

It's especially dumb when they apply them to Tolkien Elves which were based as fuck, or to Night Elves which were completely different to any other elf in modern media (the men literally talked through their harem of women)

Thanks user, very appreciate

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

25. 24 to whine about how they don't need ladders to screw a lightbulb in, 1 to actually try to screw the lightbulb onand then get humiliated when an elf decides to show how graceful and merciful elvenkind are by screwin the lightbulb in for the dwarves.

>you will never be "raped" by a male elf

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still gay

WRATH AND VENGANCE GRUDE AND STRIVE! WE MARCH INTOOO THE AFTER LIFE!

Ayyy

Hey now I like big milkers as much as the next guy but willowy girls can have their appeal, in fact I had this big crush on this super-skinny girl at my job a while back but I got over it because I don't shit where I eat. Also she was super *super* skinny, I think she might had cancer or something.

Absolutely based

Tolkien elves were Mary Sues, they deserve all the hate if they dare to step outside the setting

Ready to fuck with the dawi lads?

>Implying dwarven lightbulbs ever burn out
These elf fags are like 3rd worlders.

Spam this on Yea Forums

Usually like his pics but this one is dumb, where is the joke or gag?

dwarf ntr

Dwarves, being the perpetual drunkards that they are, are very particular about the liquor they own. Having someone else drink it could be seen as the drawven form of NTR, hence the tagline

i hate orcs

Don't give Toady any ideas.

How dense are you?

Based orcbro

Technically 33, The extra 8 are there to promptly axe the elf nigger after the deed is done.
Fuck treegroids.

Fucking based

>"wow it took eight of you to defeat me, further proving elven superiority :^)"

Cope

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I never got why dwarves are so commonly praised here. Living in a mountain is cool and all, but most depictions just show the mountains as a giant rock. Mountains can grow plants you know. Blacksmithing is cool too I guess. Now the undead, thats fucking cool. If I got a choice, I'd want to be a skeleton farmer or rancher. The ease of farming without having to worry about overheating.

Dwarves are the ultimate fantasy cucks. Imagine devoting your entire civilization to mining, smithing, and magic runes all to create the most powerful artifact weapons and armor the realm has ever seen, only for some human or elf to actually pick it up and kill the evil dracolich with it.

>switch overpriced
What!? That thing is $300, that's cheaper than all of the consoles available, how cheap do you want it?

To the bone, brother

Next update in September is looking grand.

Why would you be farming as a skeleton? You don't eat, and you don't really need the money you would get from selling the crops.

As you can tell, I am not a very smart person. But you don't need to make money from something you enjoy doing. Is there a greater pleasure than watching your plants grow over months?

No, and in point of fact Dwarves are good at many other things besides drinking, and killing goblins, such as parkour, calisthenics, and tumbling.

youtube.com/watch?v=xFXUYl2ljqI

I guess, but life as a skeleton doesn't seem that great anyway. There's really no pleasures in life that you can experience anymore.

>No voice
YOU HAD ONE JOB NIGGER

No, and in point of fact Dwarves are good at many other things besides drinking, and killing goblins, such as parkour, calisthenics, and tumbling.

youtube.com/watch?v=xFXUYl2ljqI

>There's really no pleasures in life that you can experience anymore
because you're fucking dead genius

skeleton is great holds body together but I guess an amorphous blob wouldn't understand that

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>audio on Yea Forums

That is a great video.

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What are they adding?

Thanks, I remember rolling a dwarf cleric in that game that was almost perpetually low on stamina, a shame I forgot how to make them do backflips.

FAKAAAHRL

I’m about to start playing DF again, stop OP.

ALRIGHT LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE EARED PIECE OF SHIT

It's so weird that Everquest, an MMORPG, has a complex movement system.
I might try it some day.

deep dive missions, more beards, improved beard physics

Someone got Boomer Orc just enjoying his leisurely fishing time? It's nice when porn artists take a break from the deviancy and just post something nice.

Yes, all fantasy races, including humans, deserve to be ridiculed.
Racism is the key to an enjoyable setting.

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>RED ANAL BEAD
goddammit i always lose it at that point

fantasy racism is pretty great, every race is different enough and all so full of themselves that they can just fling bantz at each other indefinitely

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this is the best one. prove me wrong

Here's the full overview.
youtube.com/watch?v=o4olNe83KX0&feature=youtu.be

LOOK OUT ORC

Around (((elves))) watch yourself.

around elves watch yourselves

Once again proving lawful good is best alignment.

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>lawful good
>tricks selfinsert-chan into impregnating her
hmmmm

Damn, that's some nice fishin....

WAIT

LOOK OUT!!!

Tolkien Elves were basically demigods.
They weren't Mary Sues.

>fantasy race that are, as you admit, angels
>not mary sues

What made Tolkien's elves work was the backstory. They didn't just exist as perfect beings, but had gone through plenty a rough patch getting to that point, and were basically driven to extinction by it

They aren't the main characters.
They're destined to fade from the mortal realm.

I'd still wife her. I want a wholesome home for my wholesome half-elf children.

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>wholesome
>racemixing

sometimes its not a choice

Damn right I'd wife a loyal elf, and breed her too. I'd also do the same with a good goblin too.

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My man

>loyal elf

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When is new video coming out lazy fuck

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Because most fantasy settings knock the dominant races down to prop humans up, Usually starting with Elves not breeding enough and destroying themselves, Dwarves being the main target of swarm races, Humans get the save the day being the rats of humanoid and spam easily replaceable soldiers to win their battles and able to keep up with the death toll of drawn out wars.

It's alright to admit you want a cute elf, user. No one here will judge you.

Come one, user, tell us what kind of elf man you are. Office elves? school girl elves?

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youtube.com/watch?v=_frG5kV4hjw&list=RD_frG5kV4hjw&start_radio=1
howdy boys

i want a loyal girlfriend to go through life with
im too weak alone
help

Human ones.

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big tiddy elf wearing sundress

Just bee yourself user and you'll find a loyal gf

farmgirl elves

>girlfriend
>not wife
Pathetic

I bet I know what you're really into, user.
I know pic related is hard to find in games or other media, but that's no reason to be salty at elf bros.

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it will be the same thing since she would be loyal

I love this weird genre of hentai-sandbagging

Nice try, agent of the dark powers. I remain steadfast in my purity.
If anything, Kobolds > Elves, but they too are beneath humans.

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Is he even a porn artist? I think he just draws suggestive shit but nothing actually explicit

if she's loyal then there's no problem with being married, if anything it speaks of your own infidelity to commit your life to this imaginary woman

Into my book of grudges you and your kin go, motherfucker

>they too are beneath humans
I see what you did there, user. I'm glad to see I was right about you.

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well of course i would marry her and try to make her as happy as i could
but you dont start out married

youtube.com/watch?v=nM7R73wgT9k&t=72s

It's not a trick, she is simply blissfully unaware of what the common interpretation of "safe day" is.

She didn't trick him, she was just too naive to understand what "safe day" actually means, since of course the purpose of sex is procreation and holy matrimony.

Whatever helps you sleep soundly, user.
Blessed and Sigmarpilled.

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Undead characters > Dwarven characters

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Yeah, but your homeboys still gotta eat. Since you don't need to sleep you can work all day and relax all night reading or whatever.

Based

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This is the best one.

Where do these all come from anyway?

baalbuddy
his twitter is in the thread

How's dom5

Elves, when well done, are paragons of humanity or a twisted reflection of that and when they're not then they need to be otherwordly and fundamentally alien. Tolkien elves, Warhammer elves and (to a certain degree) D&D elves are good examples of these.

Elves, when badly done, are comically arrogant people who all think and act the same or are in the very worst cases simply exotic looking humans. Examples of these are Witcher elves, Paolinis elves or Tad Williams elves.

Based elf connoisseur.

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That one is part of a short series (NSFW), check it out.

Do you know why dwarves have bad breath? It's because their mouths are close to their asses.

what good are orcs?

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Exotic humans are fine, like making an 'alien' species glorified catgirls. It just adds some nice visual flare to the character without interfering with their personality.

>How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all left for a few drinks and removed the roof when they came back and tripped because it was too dark.

Haven't played it myself but my friend told me it's "fine" which can mean anything really

Yes, but we were specifically talking about elves. If you simply make them fetish fuel then the race itself will remain boring and bland.

get dabbed on waif elf.

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Thanks senpai.

Is it on his NSFW twitter?

in space no one can hear you dwarf

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History and accounting are very very manly things to keep track of!

Unpopular opinion, but I don't like both tolkien elves and big titty doujin/isekai elves.

As long as they have pointy ears, that's all I really need regardless of their height and body mass.

>common enemy
so the jews?

What good are men?

>dwarves are very traditional
>any and all artfags among them are actually only obsessed with art history
>will trash a work of art if it isn't hardline realism, dwarven cartography, or a style that was used when a race was attempting to get to photo realism
>will absolutely fawn over trash tier art if it just happens to resemble something from their cavepainting days
>rarely a dwarven artist will get shitfaced or eat the wrong mushroom and try to "mix styles"
>the gallery always erupts into brawls with each other over just such an event
>wars between dwarven citystates have contained the subtext of "differences in artistic tastes" when they were still striving towards photorealism

Sounds fun.

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Is there anyway to get out of the book of grudges once written in or is your kin just fucked a few centuries from now once their rage is done brewing and stewing?

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Grudges can get cleared by paying a certain price, be it gold or your life.

Hylians are not elves. They have the same life span as any other human. The reason they have long ears is because they are the chosen race and are giving big ears to hear the goddesses better.

Depends on what dwarf you're asking.

>Race Mixing
My kind of elves

fucking natty ice always gets me

Orc is based as they come. Cheers

BEGONE

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Yea, I like my elves chocolate flavoured with HUGE asses.

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Depends on what got you in the book of grudges. Killed a few rangers? Gold or countrymen. Shaved a dwarf? Nothing.

do you like it when they sit on your and call you a good boy too?

He shared some of his liquor with me and I said it was alright.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT ALRIGHT?!

>HUGE asses.
that's the stuff

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Add in a religious aspect and you pretty much have the Egyptian art scene for about 2 millennia. It was all commissioned by the priests, who demanded the same style as their predecessors. You can't date their artwork based on appearance, since it stayed almost identical from the Old dynasty up through the Hellenic period.

If it was normal dwarven ale then you owe him about 20 silver shilling. If it was Bugman's XXXXX it's more like 100 gold crowns and because you are very likely unable to pay those he will just cut off your legs or something.

So much so there was a female pharoah and almost all surviving depictions of her is as a man. That would make for an interesting play on expectations for female dwarves if the game constantly depicts their queen as being 1 to 1 with the men, but she's a bombshell shortstack. But that would fall apart I think.

good lad

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B-B-B-BASED

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Dwarven fighting style is literal perfection. You don't need anything else.

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FOR CARL!

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I mean, Terry Pratchett's Dwarves are like that with their whole society. Underking Rhy's being very low key, but still openly a woman is considered a groundbreaking event to Dwarven society.

I wonder if you could do that take on warfare with a race?
Have them still be using bronze age weapons and tactics, and somehow, either through holy magic or shear numbers still manage to hang on into the Gunpowder age?

>I wanna Bigtitty darkelf GF...
we are two of soul

I think this is the best one.

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>C
Get out of here, leaf lover.

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>The Pointlessly Tall

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I'll keep that in mind.

Tomb Kings, and arguably Lizardmen from Warhams. Outside of that setting though, EQ1 Trolls would be stoneage if it weren't for DEs giving them handouts, but that setting is solidly stereotypical high fantasy(dorf/elf alliance not withstanding)

Two teenage female dorfs and their attractive middleaged sister slowly polish a series of axes, beginning with small throwing axes and then finally ending with a huge ancestral doubleheaded monstrosity that inspires all their hands to work frantically for twenty minutes.

A gruff, elderly dwarf orders a tailor-made set of cold forged ceremonial full plate, with his family crest done in mirrored obsidian inlay.

After three hours of timelapsed footage of the forging process, a cart brings it to the home of the customer.

As he puts it with an approving expression, oil from the joints seep out slightly.

The camera zooms in each time.

Dwarf snuff film:

Dwarf drags chest of ancient valuables out of long lost mountain-home. Instead of dragging it towards the exit, though, he heads towards the magma forge. Leaving the chest precariously close to the edge, he forcefully crowbars it open (cracking the delicate embossment as he does so).

One by one, he removed items of irreplaceable craftdwarfship and value, running them over in his hands, then slowly pressing them into the magma where they kick up a terrible hissing, shrieking sound of superheating metal and then waste away to nothing. Finally, when the chest is spent, he rests one armoured boot on it and levers it out over the magma.

With the simplest twitch of his foot, the ancient chest overbalances and topples forward into the magma with a splash. The Dwarf doesn't even watch as it sinks below the fiery waves, bubbles of gold forming around it as the workdwarfship sizzles away into formless nothing and is lost forever.

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Tags: Interracial Elf Dwarf Timestop Non-Consent

A guardsdwarf finds a magic ring on patrol duty in the woods.

He accidentally activates it when an elf noblewoman is passing by with her bodyguards and hangers-on. They immediately freeze.

The magic ring has given him the ability of timestop.

He immediately roughly braids her exquisitely soft flowing golden tresses like a dwarven beard. Then he stares.

Just stares.
Just stares.

Two Elves, One Goblet. The most vile creation of twisted minds ever to have been unleashed on an unsuspecting Dwarven public.

The scene opens with gentle harp music, a sense of calm and serenity pervading the scene. In the center of shot, a golden goblet inlaid with precious stones and covered with a fine adamantine filigree - truly, the cup of Kings. The craftsmanship so fine, it would make most artisans weep in joy to see it. Suddenly, ale falls from out of shot into the cup, splashing everywhere, with the camera panning back to reveal a slightly-clad elven wench - hair braided in a twisted parody of dwarven fashion - pouring it down her body and into the cup. The ale soaks her clothing - also finely crafted - staining it and making it cling to her supple, nubile body.

Later scenes include a second elf joining in, with them licking the ale from their bodies, kissing, pouring the ale from themselves, and drinking ale from one another's mouths. The final shot shows the two girls, now naked, with most of the ale splattered across the floor and their bodies.

Engravings everywhere have shown the general Dwarven reaction to this foul waste of good ale, the desecration of such craftsmanship, as well as the horrible perversity of the elves with their thin waif-like bodies parading around in a mockery of the perfect Dwarven form. The film itself has become something of a legend among the deep underground community.

delet this

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Is there more? Does he roam the land showing the lesser races the value of acceptable beard grooming?

>To all the WoW players returning for classic, does it feel like coming home? Or did classic only make you realize that you were chasing your childhood, and that moment in time can never be recaptured?
based holy shit

i want to be that chair

youtube.com/watch?v=VDHZ__kMhnM

NOOO NOT MY MTG CARDS

Fucking deranged goblin filmmakers

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These don't work as jokes. You only think it's funny because your post-ironic Yea Forums brain tells you to. On its own these jokes are terrible.

t. elf

get dabbed on, nerd

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>jokes that depend on context don't work without their context

woah that's incredible, are you an elf scholor or something?

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>this isn't real comedy, it's only subjective
I'd hate to see your standards, man.

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Might as well post the others

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>that dialogue
Why cant dwarves stop thinking about elven boipucci?

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>Eater of the dead

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Would hold hands with and raise family together.

now post the lawful good elf slut

Already done.

Oh no, I'm retarded

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Read the thread you imbecile

>not even using a pipe
Shitty wizard.

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Somebody needs to stop these villains

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I like it when orcs are just nice big lads

orcs are MADE for human males

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Cute orc ladies work too

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Do you faggots realise you're getting close to furry levels with these dwarf/elf rp threads?

Orcs are the fantasy counterpart to black people. Though most of them are niggers, every so often a cool one pops up

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Oh, for a second I thought this was a NWF edit.

>elven boipucci
>take a page from the Labyrinth and make goblin kings, elves(male)
>goblin queens are still heavily reminiscent of regular goblins and hobgoblins
>everyone else always wonders where the elves are hiding their females,
>innawoods? underground? hidden citystate?
>completely unaware on why goblin queens keep elven men imprisoned
>or why the rare goblin tribe is ruled by an insane megalomaniac elf
>imprisoned elves are only rescued as a result of adventurers purging goblin tribes for farmers/towns
>because all the elves anyone has ever met are lying mischievous unreliable dicks that're also preternaturally good conmen
>goblins spazz out in rage at the sight of two or more elves not accompanied by a GQ

Your call on whether or not to make GQs fat or thicc.

By the beard!

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YAAAASSSS PORN COMIC THREAD!

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>porn comic
Ya lost?

>porn
>japanese RPG fantasy tropes

back to retardera tranny

Half elves are the hapas of the fantasy world.

That's a mighty elfy lookin' fortress

Are they bitter, have no real cultural identity, looked down by both of their progenitor races, unwanted (unless female)?

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Built purely according to whim with no aesthetic principal(grid, fractal, defense, true organic) to guide it, yeah it's elfy. It's a bit of a testament of endurance that the dwarf that mapped it out didn't go insane midway through the mapping.

>all yes
holy shit he's onto something

based

Orc Bro look out!!!!

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Did he make a Chaotic evil or true Neutral one?

actual 56 IQ retard

>Left will never be your wife
>Right will never be your daughter

Yes user, mutts are disgusting. Especially half elves. So keep your fat elven pussy lips away from my penis.

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I've hated Elfs since I was a kid. Humans and Dwarves were always more relatable. Elfs seem like power fantasies for women and faggots.

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Based Mom.

>Please put your babies in your girlfriend my son
I mean how could you say no to mom?

GOD DAMN IT
WHY CANT HOT VAMPIRE CHICKS BE REAL
ITS NOT FAIR

>"Shut up MOM, You're not the boss of me anymore"

>You think you like these strips, but you don't.

tfw no oni grandchildren

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>oni
>clearly a vampire

BB is extremely based and funny artist. Does he do commissions?

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worst astroturf post i have ever seen on Yea Forums

What would Yujiro do if Baki had a daughter? He's gotten significantly more chill as the story progressed, so maybe he'd be a good granddad

>One post
>Astroturfing
Shut the fuck up

>wanting to breed with a dexsoi
I'm disappointed str-chan. You better be desperate for some dick to stoop that low.

He'd probably chastize Baki until he had a son or when she's old enough to have her own jijisan would probably tell her to start fucking the strongest men she can find because she has his genetics and can make a super baby

She's gonna min-max the shit out of her offspring.
Her own massive Str growth combined with high Dex from the dad. It's fool-proof!

>ends up with quality build
well, at least it can use a lot of weapon types

>not wanting qualitychad offspring

He doesn't do commissions so there's nothing to shill

firstpost pilled

>hating graceful Tolkien elves
Surprisingly not based

You mean Gnomes.

50 bucks
I only want one to play smash with my buddies

I think you meant the opposite, and I agree. Fat tittied elven sluts and pure waifish elven maidens are both good.

>hating
It's a joke.

It'll be a cold fucking day in Hell before some little sniveling qualitycuck gets to walk around breathing. I'll make a wizard before I let someone pump their dex!

i don't get it

>can heft a greatsword of giga-asscleaving +10 in one hand
>rapier of omnigelding +5 in the other
What's not to like.

christians are against contraception and not against vampires

>space dwarves
laughingtyranids.jpg

Too long have orcs been stalked for their huge genitals, when all they wanna do is relax.

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The setup is that you would expect a Catholic mother to object to her son dating an unholy creature such as a vampire. The payoff is that this expectation is not met but another Catholic stereotype is used in its place - opposition to contraceptives. This makes the subversion of the initial expectation more absurd because it is not only ignored, but reversed, since the mother is advocating unprotected sex with an unholy creature.

Of course they didn't get an actual dwarf to act in this, they just used a really short human and gave him a fake beard. Fucking disgusting

The left truly can't meme.

ur just a fag

The joke has nothing to do with politics

Forget stick-figure elves

Human Fem-Knights are where it's at

A true ORK BVLL's first choice

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Imagine being so much of a cuck you like to imagine your women being stolen by orcs.

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This is correct. Virtually every fantasy and science fiction game deliberately gives the other races crippling weaknesses so that it makes sense for Humans to be the protagonists and stars of the setting. Because as has been shown by virtually every MMO and RPG in existence, the vast majority of your playerbase wants to play as a Human and everything else must be put in a supporting role to keep them happy.

This is correct. Every science fiction and fantasy setting deliberately gives the non Human races crippling weaknesses so that Humans can be the protagonists and stars of the setting. Because as every RPG and MMO has shown over the years, the vast majority of your playerbase is going to choose to play as a Human, so the other races must be put in a secondary role to keep that playerbase happy.

It wouldn't make sense for humans to be worthless shit like a lot of you types think. Humans aren't some silly meme race that lucked itself into survival, it's bodily an extremely adapted and specialized species while being a total environmental and dietary generalist, that's why it's been able to spread everywhere. The whole human body has extreme adaptations for bipedalism, endurance, and tool use. Introducing more bipedal species into the mix isn't suddenly going to make humans useless, there's going to logically be some niche the human has that makes it stand out, like how a dwarf will stand out when dealing with stone and the underground.

This. He only started doing more of them because they exploded in popularity because of Yea Forums

>Imagine not undergoing dangerous experimental DNA manipulation treatments in order to become an ORK

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This is bible black but zoomer Yea Forums wouldn't know that

This image speaks to my soul

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Fuck you Taimanin Asagi for not having a lot of sex scenes of Oboro
And an additional fuck you to the fans of Neptunia for the lack of porn of best girl, Arfoire

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Except that Humans are never a part of a complete and cohesive whole, in every fantasy and science fiction setting, they are the driving force and contain the most powerful empires, the most notable NPC villains and heroes, and are by far the most important part of whatever overarching story the setting is engaged in. You will never see a fantasy or science fiction setting where Humans are in a secondary role because, as mentioned, Humans are what most players will choose to roll as, so they will always be given the protagonists role both in character and as a race in the setting. You cannot find a single exception to this, because it is a necessary component of creating a successful fantasy/science fiction setting.

The only settings that achieved even a modicum of success without doing this are the ones where they solved the problem simply by eliminating Humans altogether, as in, there are no Humans, just an assortment of non Humans. And even then the players/readers will still gravitate completely towards what seems the most Human out of the races you have available.

Or you didn't play Bible Black when it was being spammed everywhere because you fucking hate faggot futashit and that's what most of the game ends up being.

To this day dwarves shit on your crown. Better grow that skin thick, coz you ain't getting it back ever.

This. He only started doing more of them because they exploded in popularity because of Yea Forums

How come I haven't heard of this game before? Is it as fun as it looks?

>You will never see a fantasy or science fiction setting where Humans are in a secondary role
Why should they be in the secondary role? The point of my post was to counter exactly this, the unjustified downplaying and hating on of humans by people upset at human dominance in media. You're just going to the other extreme.

>elf with horns
lmfao

test

this is the most relatable thing I've ever seen holy shit

God bless Orcbro

Sure is STUNTED in here

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She was too pure to think people have sex for something other than procreation

imma use your ears as butter knives, bitch

>Dawi
This is Drew Carey levels of bad, like something a toddler would mistakenly say. Tell me this is some AoS rewrite and not original WHFB.

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>elves
>orcs
>dark elves
>fantasy

Why are you doing this to me?

>open twitter to find a specific comic
>literally the first post is a new one
>it's a mastuhpiece

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Now that's based

No need to hover over the name me ol chum.

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Lel

Literally every "have sex" poster.

Even the dwarf women have beards.

>their women don't have beards
lmao

Yeah but how would you stop the dogs from stealing your legs?

boots

Haha wouldn't it be funny if you gave the name of the weirdo who made this

Hot

That's the reason why you can't find any dwarf women

Just type Gnome, animated world_of_warcraft in the rule 34 tags.

Why are dwarfs (or dwarves) and humans (or men) always buddies? They usually have some disputes but they seem to always get along, no matter the universe, where with elves for example it could go either way. Is it some kind of unwritten fantasy rule?

>starting a war over 2 pennies due to a clerical error

Lol trannies wish they were cute like her

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Most wizards are virgins.

Then don't short-change them.

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All the asshole dwarves stick to their city. The ones that the protagonist meets are usually the wanderers who have almost no racial prejudice.

Aside from stupid dabbing stuff, this guy is awesome

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Something that always annoyed me in fantasy settings is that you get like 10 varieties of elves but everything else is just a single race.
I want to see dwarves treated the same way with variations.

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They made a shiton of mistakes which is the entire reason they're declining to begin with. They failed, so humans get Earth instead.

>no reverse mating press in the next panel
Come on

Literally me

fuck u Belogar, your campaign sucks

The point being made is that Humans are always going to be the protagonist race and as such, every other fantasy race will be given weaknesses that don't make any sense, simply so Humans can remain stars of the show.

can't even tell when a dwarf is female, how are you gonna identify bloodline differences

bet it's like how cows are closer related to blue whales than horses: there are vastly genetically different dwarven subraces but nobody will ever know beneath all the ale soaked hair. could probably peel the plate helmet off one and find a goblin underneath or some shit. dwarves probably aren't even a race just a subculture

Elves are leaving Middle Earth behind and going on to what is essentially Heaven/a higher stage of existence. In Tolkiens works, the Elves are not in decline, they are transcendent, which is why Tolkiens work remains one of the few, if not only, fantasy worlds where a race as powerful or moreso than Humans were a part of the setting.

DnD has duergar which are just drow dwarves

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At this point, I just want some hot chick to dom me , pin me down, bite my neck and suck on it in pretend vampire play.
Yet the likeliness of it happening doesn't change.

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Around elves, watch yourselves

Ditch your umgak taste, manling.

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>Do dwarves deserve being ridiculed?
yes, dwarves are stupid ugly piece of shit alcoholics
subhuman trash
FPBP

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Go fuck your shitty dad ghosts you stunty faggot

Skarsnik leave.

>injokes are terrible
WHOWOULDVETHUNK

I relate to this on a spiritual level

>Laughing elf.png

*almost gets raped by goblins*

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that was a god tier pic, supreme taste user

Dark elves aren't worth it.

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Outfit is 10/10 though

Decent art but really boring. He should get a good writer

KINO

Have sex

Have children

HELP! HELP! THIS user IS RAPING NE!

No. Stop that fucking bullshit and stop it right fucking now. Netorare is without any doubts, without even the slightest doubt I say, the worst fetish that exists on this plane on reality. Not only are they the soly illoyalest, traitorous or depending on the type, most spineless beeings that have ever been. Call it Netorare, Netori or Cuckholdry, NTRfags are a utter subhuman race of retards and they even double down on it. Not is the fetish itself utter dogshit, it is only topped by its fans, who would gulp down said dogshit with pleasure, because it propably makes their weewees less soft.
>But muh Open Relationship!
Lies and Deception, its Bullshit. All this was only ever achived due to the moral degraditon of Society be degenerates and kikes, like the hook nosed niggers they are.
>But muh strong Bulls and muhself a weak beta!
Nonsense and double Bullshit, how did that work out? Right, not only are you now cucked, you also breed the wife you swore under holy oath to protect with some disgusting niggers, hairy old men or whatever nonsense you came up with. And to the women enjoying it? Well, Roastie hope you enjoy the STDs coming from beeing a fucking worthless creature. And to the Bull? Well, you clearly came into it, knowing what was going on, so you also shall be cleansed with the holy fire of handholding and wholesome lewdness. By true love, you all shall burn.
>But muh sexual freedom and kinkshame and fetish of intellectuals
Oh, you know, guess what? Triple Bullshit, and I am calling it. Intellectuals I will give you that, but that is mostly self prolacimed by some Söiboys and mentally ill progressives. You want sexual freedom? Sure. You want to polute this board, the internet and society itself with your degenerate bullshit? No. You are on the same tier as furrys, vorefags or inflanation. In short, NTR is the worst fetish to have ever existest, nobody wants it or (you) here, go fuck yourself and stay gone. And fucked. Oh, wait about that...

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Why are there no dwarfs in warhammer?

Tyranids ate them.

Well, there used to be Squats, but Games Worksho

They're one of the biggest factions in Warhammer mate, unless you meant 40K which is a separate setting entirely, in that case

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TAKE ME NOW PETE

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I desire for my pelvis to be shattered under her love making.

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I need more of BB's based holy knights

He's clearly geared towards critical strikes.
So while he's a one pump chump, he clearly can strike in just the right spot.

What do the moonrunes say?

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10/10

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excellent

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Bruh GW has always been like that to avoid getting their british sheckels sued out of them.

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>Being such a cuck that you let people walk over you
Only real men pay back every wrong doing.

Didn't they start calling the admech skiitari because of some retarded reason?

>You'll never have two titans battle for your love.

They got retconned out in fantasy and never existed in 40k.

Undead jester characters made Divinity Original Sin 2 playable.

Damn, she must weight like 100kg minimum.

for some reason I now find them more amusing.

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>can't afford 200 gold
lying is a sin

TL;DR lol

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>wanted to buy some dwarf boxes from games workshop
>spend literally 10 minutes looking and never find them
good call

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What's even the name of this elf?

are mitten gauntlets peak armor aesthetics?

fucking loling in this thread

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They sure are ridiculously thicc.

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>want dakimakura
>dont want to stain it with body liquids while i sleep
which material is the best ?
durable to washing, dont lose color, good to the touch?

Is Gaider right?
Do any game have a good romanceable dwarf?

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IMAGINE

Plague of Gripes 2.0?

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The dwarves in HoMM5 look badass to me for some reason

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okay i chuckled

>no beard
BAH, call me when a REAL dwarf woman is posted!

Damned Orc..
KILL ME!!
(echos)
You've got a nice body there. Have sex with me.
C'mon we're gonna do it. Let's strip, strip.
I-is this what the female knight was talking about, that...
(Stop, don't strip me!!)
It's been a while, so I'll have you satisfy me today.
What? Y-you're really doing this? Please wait! Please wait!! Wait! (at least use) Contraceptives!

this person sucks at drawing buttholes

nice meme(no), fag

Dwarf pro tip: carry two sets of hammers so you can call down holy thunder twice without having to pry the first set out of the now shattered earth right away.

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Baal doesn't have an obsession with spiders,so no.

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Thanks decoder ring bro

>bounce baby girl on knee
>laugh at Baki not getting any sleep
>fuckmuder any nigga who looks at his grandfamily sideways

Here's your dwarf, bro.

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If course. How else would you know they were fertile?

>Is Gaider right?
No, he's just projecting his own fetishes onto things.

CUNNY

The only faggots I see here are you two butthumpers.

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Dwarves are a type of mer and mortal enemies of man

Well heres an elf for you bro

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That's it, that's the stuff.

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I don't get it.

Hang a mirror in the bathroom.

Depends on the game, in DnD 200 gold is a big fucking deal

Man I love this artist. Would order a commission.

based

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Why I like dnd
Pick human
>middling stat modifiers, cant excell at anything
>more skills I guess
>no darkvision, no special abilities
>sometimes you get an extra feat

Pick any other race:
>hefty pluses and minuses for finding your character niche
>almost all of them have darkvision
>have special features like sleep immunity, special tankiness

>nowhere else
R-really nowhere?

this
i need my genetically engineered vampire gf

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The facial profile of Moonman himself... uncanny

>no chad package
so close

Based nips

Nowhere. It's like grabbing a cows muzzle down there.

>tfw Ill never be a based dabbing orc

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That's it.
I'm going to find someone to play an Orc so I can play an Elf character in a tabletop campaign.

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Based

>Dwarf
>knife ears
That thing is a mutt, if that.

>you only think it's funny because you think it's funny
Wow that's some real galaxy brain shit right there, elf.

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What would happen after this?

I pick C- princess

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>westernshit

>8 chapters
noice

we are learning again lanket

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why is he obsessed with this joke?
Yeah I get that he's a weeb but come on.

To be fair, dwarven women, as rare as they are in media/gaymes, pretty much are only ever depicted with facial hair etc in lore, never when they actually appear in gaymes and so

where's the joke? it's a fair comparison

>Romes conquest of the known world was just a collective version of manlet rage
>Roman troops main strenght was how aggressive they were with good defenses.

That's because most people don't like to look at ugly things and a squat, bearded woman is unlikely to be attractive in any capacity, even if lore states that other dwarves do find it attractive.

Does that include dwarf fortress? I haven't played in a while and I imagine it'd be fairly extensively descriptive for how dwarf women look.

Because majority of human beings don't wanna fuck alien things. And a bearded woman is really alien to humans.

Onee-chan>Imouto

>you will never live in a stereotypical D&D High Fantasy setting and go on adventures with fantasy races fighting fantasy creatures
This is by far the worst feeling.

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tfw you'll never spend a night with tristran
it aint fair bros

>where's the joke?
You obviously goading for a "west bad Jap good" response, but you're right, only retarded unfunny people hold that ideal.
Where's the joke Baal? you autist.

>they're short, stocky and hairy
>like 14 year-old girls

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Yep, building roads, building camps, fortifying wooden camps until they became forts of stone. And hiring Chad horsemen when their own manlet cavalry faltered.

>you will never be eaten alive by a carrion crawler
>you will never get dominated by Thayan arch wizard and forced to murder everyone you care about
>you will never shanked all over by goblins and bug bears
Feels good man.

Skitaari was a 30k term iirc, just so they could justify churning out an AdMech army

It's very fun with friends. It's okay with randos.

>always want boom boom in tummy

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She is Erufuda, the titular Plus Sized Elf.

People think they want this but it's awful in reality. There is unironically NOTHING more humiliating than being bullied by a girl.

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Its almost like there are also no huge demon/oni girls in real life who'd bully your wimpy nerdy self sexually for no other purpose than the sexual fulfillment for the reader

Even more humiliating than not having an Indiana Jones world in Kingdom Hearts?

>you will never then get to live forever in bliss in your afterlife provided you weren't evil
Still beats real life.

>tfw no cake demon to love

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>partying with a dick ass thief
Bitch will not only steal all your shit, but also all your gold.

i'd rather her steal my virginity tee bee hayche

Does anyone have the one he did of morrigan from darkstalkers

Kys you fucking anvil

She's guaranteed to steal everything, including virginity, but would it be worth it?

There's a simple solution to that and it is to have nothing to steal but the virginity to begin with

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I want to play the Nintendo Switch in the comfy drow cave!

Well, I checked every post on rule 34 xxx, net, and e621 too. Can't find it, chief.

did... did plague draw this one?

Why would she party up with a fantasy peasant?

it's cute, but she's really just a muscular green skinned human with slightly pointed teeth and ears.
I'm guessing orcishness needs to come from slablike body proportions and jaw/skull structure

she won't realize it until it's too late

F Princess is cool, she's just in the wrong profession

relax, the left has nothing to do with this. sex for the sole purpose of procreation is a pretty common catholic trope.

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>For my virginity is shielded in my faith of god.
Based.

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Literally built for mating press

>for anything but consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off after marriage
baka

Only if you're Christian

No you dummy.
Skitarii refers to the military forces, chiefly these fuckers, that serve the Adeptus Mechanicus.

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Humans are pretty much the best race in dnd though

where is this from lmao

but I'm white

You are the guy that passes out with a single mug of glyphid slammer

Dawi is Khazalid for Dwarf you fucking retard.
They were always called and revered to themselves like that.

1. It is unironically a good joke.
2. It has absolutely nothing to do with politics, left or right.

Why are you being a fag in spite of this?

Best fucking girl!
Fuck I just might have to replay it again.

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Quick, before the thread hits the bump limit. Recommend me some games where I can play as angry dwarves.

The game has almost no futa whatsoever. It was only ever really prominent in the eroanime adaptation.

real life

most based post ITT

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Total War Warhammer, Vermintide, Chaosbane2

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Vermintide 2 (havent touched in over a year, but afaik last update kinda fucked up the game), deep rock galactic. They both are coop games, so better have some friends. Or you know, get yourself a rpg group and become the angry dorf

youtube.com/watch?v=azOvRwrqz2M

youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

Instead of beating the shit out of her he'd make Baki defend her and beat the shit out of him some more

thank u

roman troops' main strength was that there was a fuckton of them

Dorf fortress

>its only funny because you understand the reference and find it funny
what

F princess gets to join the party.

Disciples 2 - most badass dwarves in any game.

She probably would let you dick her to try and prove that older women are better.

Based nee-san.