I'm glad Japan has finally got their priorities straight

Right? Not like us men who like our women with big ol' dicks

>playing Dragon's Crown with friends
>pick Amazon
>"Dude she is so ugly looking who would even like a woman like that haha"
>Cope, hide my fetish and pick Elf

Loli Amazon

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Imagine being this cucked by your friends. You’re pathetic.

d'aw, the characters grew up, now ain't that lovely

why are western devshits so fearful of the natural body form of a woman?

M U S C L E
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Because being called a mean name on twitter or some feminist not buying your game is worse than murder to devs apparently.

>erorie
>eeyore

>muscle mgirls

>natural body form of a woman
>overly sexualized or otherwise pedobait dolls

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Yea Forums has a SERIOUS coomer issue

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>all the Elf art is futa shit
why did this happen

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why do you fags have to ruin everything

I don't mind the gay, I could do away with the puritans.

because she's kinda plain, so they give her some extra fetish fuel to please the straight male audience

>Sorceress
big boobs
>Amazon
big butt, /fit/
>Elf
Elf has nothing in comparison, so they turn her into a trap

>finally
>posts girl from 2013

Amazon is top tier but she's been around for a while now.

Elf literally has a skill that revolves around her legs.

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Elf = loli. Which is far better than the others.

>Loli musclegirls
>Ruin
Please back to /lgbt/

>I literally cannot go even one single moment without being sexually aroused
jesus christ

The second m stands for mine.

>those thighs
>"has nothing"
Why is it that Yea Forums is either full degenerate or can only appreciate ass and tits?

I want to see First Amazon in Second Amazon's style.

>but she's been around for a while now
Dragon's Crown had doujins and fanart made before release, short after announcement. Wonderful stuff.

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>I literally need to wait 90 days to get turned on

LOW TEST

Elf is balanced proportions you fucknut and futa is not straight it's just above gay

Christ is Lord and He shall return with His angels to judge you.

Sounds to me your just a trend hoping person

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>You didn't call them homosexuals
>You didn't even play her and say it was ironically
>You didn't pass go and collect $200

Considering Ryza threads are a thing and a glorious thing at that there's definitely those of the thigh appreciating disposition 'round these parts.

Fuck off pedo.

go away tranny.

whats the game from 1998?

Original plan for Dragon's Crown. Kamitani's wanted to make it since the Dreamcast.

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I am a fat woman: the post!

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eh, the 1998 version just looks like a knockoff dragon quest, the artstyle they went with is way better

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based
cringe
yeah, not enough of me

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BRAAAAAAAP BRAAAP BRAP PPPFFTTT BRAAAAAAP

she has.. what is it?

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Flat is justice, don't forget it. Thick thighs and a nice butt are easier to appreciate with a flat chest.

Soul, muscle, breasts, she's got it all!

ty

based

I too enjoy Dragon's Crown

based

Game?

>straight man fetish
>trap
If you like penis your defiantly not straight even if you attach it to a girl

sounds like chestlet cope

Some people just don't understand that she's supposed to be cute and petite to counterbalance the busty bombshells the other 2 girls are, kind of like how there are 2 bulky dudes and 1 fujobait, and turning her into a trap ruins it. She's not even a loli, just give me some pettanko lewds.

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>*STILL* not on PC

Because your country is making the transition from patriarchy to barbarism. Those who choose to hold on to old values will be punished.

>Soul Soulful

So am I.

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Really?
You think they would by now.

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>Wanting flat loli cancer over T&A
You should be thrown into a well.

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H-Haha imagine what would happen if your face was on the same spot as these buttons

This whole thread

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A gift for you: The Amazon's glove is now coloured in.

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Isnt the Vanillaware artist a mexican or something? I only know because people got triggered over him making fun of some faggot hating on his arts.