Astral Chain

Amazon hasn't shipped my copy early.

Not interested in fast paced action games running at sub 30 fps.

Subtle, I like it. Have a you

The title screen is so fucking generic.

Why not have it be him in the office doing paperwork? Or would that just be too much soul?

>my wife is on a trip to Somalia
user, I....

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I'm playing it and i'm having a fucking blast, i knew getting a hackable switch was a good idea

>We now have delivery date(s) for the order you placed on June 05, 2019 (Order# xxxxxxx). We've listed the item(s) listed below with the expected delivery date(s):
>
>"Astral Chain"
>Estimated arrival date: September 06, 2019 - September 12, 2019

Thanks Amazon

It releases tomorrow.
Post your waifu because you are French and therefore will play as the woman.

My backlog is huge and I'm in the middle of playing another game.
Sorry, user.

I was waiting to finish Control and just did like an hour ago. I'll start Astral Chain tonight.

>"playing"
>when it's a cinematic qte movie

I'm not a PlatinumGames cocksucker

It won't be out for another 10 hours where I'm at.

I went with the default female twin, bare the eyes color. I almost went for ponytail, as it's my favorite hairstyle, but default just works perfectly with her face.

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What's the selling point of the game?

Just a regular cocksucker, then?

I can't believe we already have this

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Making Yea Forumsesetera seethe to no end.

*arriving tomorrow
Damn it.

I mean it for real tho

ribbit mouthbreather

Do we know if there's some kind of NG+?

there's massive post game content it that's what you mean.

It’s a Platinum game. A real Platinum game. There’s a proper Hard mode after you beat the game once.

Understandable, ponytails are the best but you can't really knock her default design.

i lost my job so i'm not buying new games until i have steady income again

Is this like that Promare anime but you play as policemen instead of firefighters?

Could you cum on your figurines for me? Please?

>buying switch games when it's hacked wide open

>amazon still hasn't shipped my copy and it's the day before release
I'm getting worried bros

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Because once you played one Platinum game you have played them all

Ameribros, does anyone know if Walmart lets you go at midnight and pick up the game? No classes tomorrow so I could make it tonight, I just don't want to go and them deny me the game.

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I'm a wageslave. I'll get to play it tomorrow.

This means they have a warehouse very close to your house. I've often have packages shipped at 7 AM to be delivered by 6 PM. Whenever they specify a time in estimated delivery it means it's shipped by them instead of postal service.

It's a Nintendo game, user. Buy it for 50 bucks now, and sell it for 45 when you've finished it, be it newt week, in two months or in two years. You'll still have played it for 5 bucks. Playing on Nintendo consoles costs next to nothing.

yes, and it's $10 cheaper at walmart too

Not on PS4

Yes. Sometimes they won't even have them on shelves but just show whatever wagie you come across the official release date and they'll grab you one from the stockroom.

I don't have a Switch so my best bet is to wait until they eventually port the game to PC

I got bored of it yesterday, supposedly it gets better at File 6 but after 5 files I cant keep my interest in it anymore

>Arriving monday
Damn it

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I preordered though GameStop because I have brain problems

amazon is shit I hate them they're always fucking late on my orders one thing I ordered on prime day with prime shipping took like 2 weeks to get here and all they offered me was stupid digital book credits

This is what happens when you pirate a game.

>Stral Achain

Super cop anime with flair

because I beat it last night. it's awesome

Haven't hacked my switch and I pre-ordered collectors edition, so I'll have to wait until tomorrow. However it'll probably be after the weekend because delivery sucks nog cock.

That's why i stopped buying physical, they never deliver on release date, sometimes even a week late, fuck them.

Same but I stayed late today to get most of my work done so tomorrow will be a leave early day

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its not midnight yet and im waiting for my paycheck

You got the collector’s edition too?
Nice my amazon japan should be here next Wednesday

It's Switch exclusive

I played 3 Houses to completion despite pirating it, if you count emulators I have probably played more pirated games to completion than games I have paid for
Astral Chains just has too much boring fluff and combat that isnt strong enough to carry the rest of it

I only buy physical fuck amazon though

Making blacks and twitter trannies seethe to no end because you play as a cop.

Especially Nintendo games. They maintain their value like iPhones. You can sell them for 95% retail price even 2 years later.

no Switch

It's on an inferior platform.

That blue backlight
How the fuck do you play games with that shit on?

This
>Brought brought Splatoon 2 digital on sale because I got sick of card swapping
>Sold it for 50$ No problem
I didn’t lose a time

Cope harder SNOYlet.

Huh. Neat.

I just bought splatoon 2 used locally for $30 even the boxed version. I could make money on it right now. digital a shit

But I am. Gameplay has been a lot of fun so far. It's nice to see Platinum deliver. She also has a nice ass and I like that you can see the creases on her shorts when she moves

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I have a switch and I have the game, if I looked like pic related and not like the PS3 version of Killer is Dead it would be a hell of a lot more playable

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AMAZON MOVE FASTER I CANT WRAIT

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You an' me user, brothers.

It's called dynamic ambilight relating to what's appearing on screen user, and it makes you feel that the screen is bigger than it actually is, and put less train on the eyes. It's only blue because 95% of the title screen is blue.

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Same here. As if living in a third world country wasn't punishment enough

When the emulator's working this is what we'll actually get. The game almost certainly uses vector graphics internally.

It's called gimmick shit and it makes you giving shekels to marketers

Because my copy arrives tomorrow. Looking forward to it though!
>tfw it's also my friends birthday tomorrow so I have to get drunk and socialise instead of playing Astral Chain

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Get home and get even more drunk while playing Astral Chain.

Don't have my copy yet
Fuck though the wait is killing me

Damn, that's a cool ass set up.

>giving shekels
It's not, and only costs a raspberry, a recycled power supply, a cheap chink lighstrip and 10$ of other shit. You know how to use your own hands to build shit by yourself, right?

A group of us are staying out that night in a local city and I've already paid for the hotel room. Also I don't really like playing single player games drunk anyway. I end up forgetting what I was doing the next day.

>LDR with wife
bro just move with her or say goodbye to your marriage

How can I learn to socialise when i have crippling anxiety and no IRL friends?

sure thing emett brown, enjoy your dumpster fire.

Look where you are. This is Yea Forums, not /diy/ or even /g/. Half the 'tards here can't even build a working PC.

This. I just checked three stores today and none of them are willing to break release date, so I have to wait until tomorrow.

>school
The only thing she'll be learning is how much better Tyrone's BBC pleases her.

Fair enough, honestly.

I have a lot of anxiety issues as well (which is why I'm not too excited to go out tomorrow night) but thankfully I've managed to amass a good number of friends through College and shit. I'd suggest maybe going out to hobby related places that you're interested in and can hang out in, and start passing conversations with people there. Don't act super needy or like it's a big deal and things should go naturally.

>Or would that just be too much soul?
Yes

I have posted this a few times myself
As a botw hater I am starting to understand why people post it, it's so much fun

I'm gonna pick up my copy at a local store tomorrow after work.
Ordered a collectors edition online there like 2 days ago. Website said it's in stock but I'm still not fully convinced they actually have one.
This game better be fun.

Looks like a typical mediocre Platinum game. Seems marketed for teenagers too embarrassed to play Mario.

As an adult I'm unironically looking forward to the Link's Awakening remake or Odyssey DLC more.

not gonna buy an entire console for a single game

>fem ASScha(i)n will never stop you in an alley and ask you whats up with your buldge
>she will never yank your pants down and chastise you for allowing yourself to walk around unrelieved
>She will never give you a sloppy, messy, dripping blowjob while still telling you about the importance of casual masterbation
>you will never bust a fat load down her throat and nervously thank her only for her to cut you off and tell you shes only doing her duty as a public servant.

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what compels people to post garbage like this?

Can you change your appearance after the beginning? I don't like the hair style I chose.

Same. Not until tomorrow.

Yes, you can redo hair and coloring at your locker. There's also an order reward shortly into the game that lets you change your name.

none, I started Astral Kino yesterday, a true must-have of the Switch

maybe if you always play on easy lmfao

Is it genuinely that good?

horniness

Yeah. Look for this locker in the base after the first mission. You can change all your features apart from gender obviously as well as colors and what shit you want to wear.

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Because I'm playing Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate.

fast action, tranny-era triggering cop MCs and sci-fi shit. The game of the year.

Being 12.

God, the platforming mechanic is fucking AIDS.

While by itself, it's bearable, but as soon as ledge crystals, obstables or poles jumping is involved, it becomes a poorly designed clusterfuck.

I just want to beat some monsters up. I don't want to play a shitty version of Super Mario 64 with no A button presses, but hey, at least parallel universes are involved.

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It would hurt seeing myself whenever I boot up this escapist medium.

Zettai ryouiki

I bet it will be easier when you get good.

I am good at beating your mother's pussy up.

You can also give the female MC bare legs or tights right of the bat once you can change your equipment.

Amazon screwed me, I could be playing it right now on my last off day of the week but it won't arrive until 11pm tomorrow night

finally some first legit criticism that isn't just pure shitpost.
althougth you might just have to git gud

Boring, shit game.

The lack of ZR on the brother is the main thing keeping this from being 10/10.

Because it comes out tomorrow?

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are there cute guys in this game or is it all girls

>brainlet poster is too brainlet for pirating

boring, shit post. the fact that you can't outline why makes it clear that you haven't even played it. keep crying snoy

There's cute vending machines.

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Is the story really that bad?

Provided you find the artist's humans to be cute and not uncanny monstrosities, there are cute examples of both sexes.

I actually want to support platinum and don't rely on an allowance from mommy and daddy

Cute guys and even some Bara options.

sounds like alot of coping to me

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>Tsundere vending machines.
The future looks bright.

Nah. Snoys are just really aggressively shitposting due to their ongoing game drought

>Astral Chain is a dogshit, QTE-riddled cinematic movie gam-

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I wanted to preorder the EU one because of the illustration but it sold out fast. I'm currently on the fence on buying the JP version because cool box art aside, the contents are pretty lame for the price.

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Action games like this aren't my cup of tea

you do know that you can buy a game and still pirate it for instant access instead of having to wait days for your good goy copy to arrive, right?

not that user, but sure, you coping with being a poorfag

based, ordering this shit now

based

Do you have any webm that arent bait?

goddamn the artstyle in this game is gorgeous.

You literally just showed me a 30fps cinematic qte.
Are you fucking serious.

I believe that picture is the inside cover of the western box art.

Why did you just disprove your own point?

>(A) Finish off
Quite literally a QTE.
Epic.

>falseflagger is the horizon webm spammer
way to out yourself buddy

Just report it.

I fucking like that hat.
Are there more cool hats like that?

That's a good bonus then. I'll just buy the regular edition of Astral Chain and spend the money I saved on the Daemon X Machina controller.

If you believe that than you are retarded, but you hold tightly to your Switchy Witchy

less than an hour

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*then, not to mention the low effort bait.. sure you aren't the retarded on, user?

Don't have the funds right now... or in the foreseeable future.

What are they mad about?

So is it 7 hrs when it unlocks or does it have to be my time's midnight?

>the horizon webm spammer
Can't be, it isn't in 2.35:1 ratio.

>Astral Chain has dumbed down, bottom of the barrel garbage comba-

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not being able to play it on their console of choice/PC.

That it's a 30fps cinematic action game.

>What are they mad about?
Representation of cops or some shit.

yourcountdown.to/astral-chain

Why is this cool to you

you know, this isn't far from the truth. almost every single platinum game after bayonetta is a watered down ripoff of bayo with half the mechanics replaced in exchange for some shitty gimmick

it is that dumb nigger thought he could delete it fast enough before people would notice

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Looks worse than that one Chaos Legion game which released 2 decades ago.

god it feels good to own a system with actual games.

He's baiting. Just report him.

jesus imagine being so angry that your ps4 exclusive ubitrash with robots isn't as popular as a nintendo game

(Dead)
kek didn't notice it
fucking retard

Mine doesn't arrive until tomorrow

Get drunk and learn how to smile

>autobind has no range
>shockwave has no damage
>self destruct is only good on the sisterfister
Tell me why anything is worth equipping over the parry and damage boosters.

Im glad you put my webm towards dabbing on ninetenyearolds

i dont find it reasonable to buy a switch just for this and bayonetta 2 (and 3 eventually)

Can you change her hair

> mfw you Super Saiyan Blue and fight against the other 4 Legions in the second mission

Holy shit, this game is going to be a ride.

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I'm not a braindead idiot, so I'll just get the physical edition tomorrow.

Yes, see

that's a nice ass.

If you weren't a braindead idiot you would've hacked your Switch and started playing as soon as Monday.

>implying I'm not Tyrone

Whats the red stuff you collect in the game for?

>snoycucks seething because Switch has been showered with games in 2019 and PS4 has got not a single good exclusive in 2019
Yikes

Pirating is what braindead idiots do, you fucking braindead idiot.

For me there's this, and then Mary Skelter 2 and Langrisser. Yes, those are also coming to PC, but they're both games I'd rather play on a handheld.

>A literal trash collecting simulator

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what part of "i'm not a braindead idiot" did you not understand, you braindead idiot? if i'm interested in a game, i'm going to buy it to support the devs because shitters like yourself sure won't.

When i get drunk i'm even sadder than usual

Points. Also seems to let your legion timer go over its maximum.

Mr. Miyamoto won't sleep with you tendies

>being able to play games earlier with no downsides is bad
what?

Why are you guys so obsessed with black cock

>buys games
>calling others brain dead idiots

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Got a used Switch for $86 on Ebay last week. The screen is pretty good all things considering, only 1 tiny scratch at bottom. Yes there was a catch, the touch screen dosn't work at all, but seeing as few games actually need it, i'm good.

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>pirates games and gets a shitty diaper when others won't do the same
>wonders why the industry is in such shit shape

god i'm glad i wasn't cursed with down syndrome

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>no downsides
youtube.com/watch?v=RTkxzQDo0ng

Basically all of the above

You don't have to be a PS4 owner to point out that this is a 30fps cinematic action game.
The first two things are actually a PS4 owners favorite things.

It's a good video game.

>buy game
>but also grab a pirate copy to be able to play the game earlier
is your brain incapable of figuring this out?

what

>posts on Yea Forums
>doesnt want the industry crash to happen

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Walmart doesn't sell violent video games anymore!

Digital games get delisted all the time, you retard:
delistedgames.com/all-games/

>is your brain incapable of figuring this out?
no, i just have other games and interests to keep me busy, so i can wait for release. i realize that probably makes no sense to you
>doesnt want the industry crash to happen
that's where you're wrong lad, i'm still going to support quality games but i'd welcome a crash at this point. AC will be the first new game i've bought since January, and i can't even remember the last one before that lol

>implying 30fps

>pre-ordered on Amazon
Fuck me. I'm a fucking retard. I already know it's going to be late.

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uh...user i...

Try playing happy music or shit you would hear in a dance club
If anything pretend you’re happy until you’re actually happy.
Learn to smile and love that shit with all your heart
Watch some old James Bond movies and quote some of the cooler lines

You can do this user

go back to Horizon shitbrains

and how is that related in any way to what i posted?

>waiting for no reason
keep fabricating excuses for being too much of a retard to pirate shit

It's not out yet for me

I don't get paid til next week

>30fps

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Borrowed it and found out it was 30fps. No way from me. I will wait for pc release or never play it and be fine.

i don't play 30fps action games
and i'm willing to bet a nice chunk of p+ fans don't either
this games is for who ?

Don't have a Switch

No games need it. You can just dock it.

Fucking switch is on a roll, fire emblem is fucking great. New platinum kino about to hit. Only shit show for them right now is pokémon

>snoyfags will pretend this was real and not pathetic samefagging
LOL, can they COPE any more?

It's good, but from what I've seen so far after 3 missions, some impressions:

- lots of character customisation (for those who want to play waifu dress-up simulator)
- not enough combat (which is a shame, because it's pretty fun), hopefully that changes later
- jumping mechanic is not fun at best, infuriating at worst
- playing red dust vacuum cleaner duty is NOT fun, there's just too much of that shit

Some of those design decisions are really questionable.

Gotta ramp up releases for the holiday season.

>28 minutes left

I hope I do get it at midnight.

30fps. Nuff said.

>hating on the jumping mechanic
You must suck at it. Platforming is iffy, but you can zoom around a battle like crazy with it. Can't imagine playing without it.

where are the QTE though? Stay mad faggot.

In combat it's fine, but as soon as hindrances are involved, it gets pretty clunky.

its shit its garbage in 15 fps and 30 fps
i already told you many times
stop making this thread nintendog

give or take a few minutes yeah you'll get it.

>paycucks btfo again

COPE harder, snoyfag

>keep fabricating excuses for being too much of a retard to pirate shit
keep pretending other people can't wait for games because they're lacking hobbies and interests like yourself, you miserable faggot lol
it's also equally void of any redeeming qualities

no you pcfag

You really aren't making yourself look good user. What you're essentially saying is "my life is so empty that I must play before release, and if you can wait you're a retarded fuck". No, my friend, the retard is you.

Daemon X Machina, DQXIS and Link's Awakening Remake come out next month.
Heard Astral Chain was pretty short so I'm in no hurry to buy it, honestly.

My advisor made me write a workshop paper on 4 days notice.
Why do we grad students have to put up with this shit

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My copy arrived early and I've been playing since the afternoon. Finished the 4th chapter already. It's pretty good, I'm enjoying it. Really love the music. Still more excited for Daemon X Machina though.

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>Buy 256gb micro sd on that amazon sale earlier in the year for 30 bucks
>All of my switch vidya is convenient as fuck now

I know i technically don't own the games anymore but the user licensing shit is probably not going away in my life time and the developers make a tad bit more money.
Anybody else buy physical copies anymore just because the game was special to them?

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i'm at the beginning of the 5th file and i'm enjoying it so far

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cancelled by preorder after the 1/5 review

>lots of character customisation
where do I buy new clothes for my boy ?

COPE more

bad b8, thanks for the endorsement m8

Haven't seen anything to buy yet. You get stuff either from completeting quests/missions, from achievements or from chests (normally hidden on a sidepath).

>sonyfag seething so hard he popped a blood vessel and doesn't know who he's replying to anymore

>playing literal shovelware score tier game

fug, on the gamescom vid I saw the guy was playing with an effay green jacket, I want the same

didn't stop me from playing [spoilers]with your mother's stanky puss[/spoiler].

8.8

Color schemes and actual equipment are two different parts.

8.7
lower when they count the 1/5 score

So close yet so far.

man I just want that jacket

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>snoyfag defends the independent
LOL, snoyfags literally can't become more pathetic.

You never owned the games at all. In the physical-only era cartridges and cds were still just licences to play a copy of the game that contained the game data out of necessity.

So can we all agree AC was a huge flop and is easily plats worse non-licensed game?

I'm getting DQ 11S physically. I'm a huge DQfag but fucking nobody around me even knows that series exists.

Can we agree snoyfag are having the most hilarious meltdown and COPE session of all times right now?

stfu s*nygger

just wait for them to give a Sony exclusive a shit review, whenever they finally have on on the horizon other than Death Stranding, and we can remind them of Astral Chain when they cry that The Independent isn't worth shit.
no
absolutely

Just report him. Ban evasion is against the rules.

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100% agreed. Yesterdays cope thread was pretty great.

Was it this bad up to and following BotW's release? It's been a while since I've seen this much cope and seethe.

Incredibly mediocre, definitely the worst I've played from PlatinumGames.

pc port when

thanks user.. i'm trying nofap but i just might cave once this game is in my hands. dem creases

>unlock your first outfit custom color scheme around like file 4 or 5
>my legion palette is STILL limited
Fuck this game.

Alright game should be up, see you later Yea Forumsermin

I move out tomorrow and there's a hurricane heading to my state and my focus is on moving and not dying in the process.

Unfit on PlayStation's Söynifornian standards.
>Nier Automata was perfectly fine before the transfer.

The only redeeming factor of Astral Chain, shame they didn't put as much effort into the gameplay.

No money. Don't get a girlfriend, bros. They'll drain you dry.

dual-control two-character action game

You probably overlooked something. Have you collected all your order rewards? I had a few color schemes and a custom before having to deal with Lappy.

It forces you to replay some cases a lot

>final boss is a literal Armstrong 2.0 gameplay wise
>some animations look straight ripped out of MGR

Where do you collect your order rewards ?

Alternatively, don't get a girlfriend until you're able to financially support a partnership.

Or let her pay for her shit

I hate to use this phrase, as I think Japan is the premiere nation for video games and have produced countless classics, but when I look at this game's "aesthetic" the first words that pop into my mind are "Jap Crap". It's like the Japanese equivalent of the Western game developer huge shoulder pauldrons and WoW crap. It looks horrible.

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pleb

Yes.
They literally made 100 accounts to shut on fire Emblem three houses on metacritic.

Their meltdown will only continue to get more intense

I got to be honest with you, user. If you're trying nofap then this games going to be the end of you. I'm a massive assfag and whenever I'm not in combat I'm finding it hard not to stare at her ass.

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Yes, I said girlfriend. Not leech.

>>final boss is a literal Armstrong 2.0 gameplay wise

So, it's good?

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sounds unironically great
well fug. at least if i go out, i'll go out in a blaze of glory
wait, i don't get it. what's the difference?

The problem is that you're not controlling Raiden, you're controlling V 2.0

have sex

Don’t own a switch.

In the menu. Go to the order tab in status and hit r3 to sort available rewards to the top. Then open them.

Wait, so the final boss is not the female looking giant thing from the last trailer?

y-you first! and learn to take a joke while you're at it lol.

dumb falsefagger.

Pretty bad but not bad at all for a video game. If you like game stories you'll probably love this. It is shit though.

Agreed, I like Platinum's games usually but this one felt like they placed all the focus on visual flare rather than challenging gameplay, and even then the art style feels completely contrived. I had to put it down after an hour and go back to playing Monster Hunter.

You actually got a pretty good deal, shit.

but armstrong was a shit boss gameplay wise.

What are you gonna name your characters?

I'm gonna name my girl Akari because the twin is called Akira.
When I get to play the guy his name will be Araki.

your attempts at misdirection won't be successful, snoy.

No, it's a flamboyant human sized purple Stand with long hair and a moveset that is a mix of Adam and Armstrong.

Is this game too heavy? Thinking in buying digital

It's 9.6GB. Depending on what else you have it might even fit in internal storage.

When you press the "Random" button on the naming window for female it alternates between Akane, Kaede, Miki and Misaki

god how does switch keep doing it for this generation if you bought anything besides pc+switch your doing it wrong

Good, that sounds toku as fuck. Also, can the MC do HENSHIN?

You play one Platinum game you've played them all

I'm playing as the male and putting in my name. It's what I always do in games that ask for my name and gender.

because it's gonna be 10x better after coming home for the work week and relaxing to a 3 day weekend of some good vidya.

t. poorfag

stop playing on easy/normal snoy

>Flamboyant
Does he poses or makes an "i invite you to dance" gesture?

but armstrong was a shit boss gameplay wise.

I made aile

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I'm pretty broke right now due to being laid off of work and now waiting for work to start at my new job. I had $50 to spend on whatever the fuck I wanted and have $11 worth of those gold coun things on the eshop but I ended up wasting the money on Kenshi and fast food. I'll probably buy it once the game actually officially comes out, I have money again, and the shitposting is all done
I need this gif without the shitty wojak edits so I can shamelessly jerk off to it thanks

oh Pete am i waiting

Buying useless trash doesn't make you anything special.

But it has STANDING HERE I REALIZE YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY?

pirate the shit outta ya switch, emuand offline for pirated shit, and sysfw for online shit, no risk really

Why should i pay $60 for a game i can finish in a day?

You could always send it to Nintendo for repair

Because you have a "fixed" Switch.

You could always send it to Nintendo for repair

>proper Hard
so normal

>playing a 720p game on a screen that big
Lmao enjoy looking at that blurry mess

Post more TV shots of the game OP

Is that short?

>still having a melty over a game for a console you don't like

It's just another hack and slash game that's been done a million times before, I don't know why some of you are treating it as the second coming of Jesus Christ, and I say that as an idort.

is it really bad in hadheald? that'd be kind of a bummer

user, are you ok?

Todd
I shouldn't need to tell you why

because I have no idea what the game is

Is there multiplayer or not?

How many and which hairstyles are there to choose? This is important.

what was the last truly original game you played user?
he's stroking out i think

Each chapter takes around an hour more or less to finish, the game has 11 chapters. The game is too damn short for me. Even if i push 30, it's still too short.

is it really bad in handheald? that'd be kind of a bummer

Based pedo.

I'm on the fence and Iceborne is coming soon at my local shop. It hasn't pulled me in as of yet but I would imagine it would be like MGR where I revisit every so often just to improve my score.

Male or Female?

aw fuck didn't notice that the first attempt to post it succeeded since 4chanx gave me an error

when does astral chain unlock on NA eshop?

my nigga

I take it you cleared all the postgame content as well then.

The site is acting up giving timeout errors

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local co-op but it’s shit

I will pirate it once it releases in Burgerland

10 more minutes until my preload unlocks.

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Test

Female if you like cute ass in tight shorts.

If it's like Australia, midnight eastern or a few minutes later.

Liar

CAN SHE WEAR A SKIRT??????

well you're here, aren't you?

720p scales perfectly to 4K in a 3:1 pixel mapping. Absolutely no blur.

No switch because is a waste of money.
Will see next year

Rips have been out since Tuesday

I didn't pre-order and it's backordered for at least the next couple of weeks.

>Astral Chain has bad gamepla-

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-y. Finished it for you, buddy!

Looks terrible. Seems like people only like this because it's on the Switch.

it's time to stop, Horizonfag. i'm beginning to fear for your mental health

>still shitting his pants

I'm on the fence and Iceborne is coming soon at my local shop. It hasn't pulled me in as of yet but I would imagine it would be like MGR where I revisit every so often just to improve my score.

kino

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Can I turn the voiceover to japanese? There's no option in Audio or Basic Settings.

I didn't pre-order and it's backordered for at least the next couple of weeks.

>snoyboy still seething

You can change it on the title screen.

>Snoys have no game and shitpost all day
Gunna suck for the next few days because the nintenGODS will be too busy playing video games to argue with snoysperms about how great this game is.Oh well

My Amazon copy just shipped so I won't be getting it until tomorrow

Is he Joseph or your Twin?

don't act you haven't just survived a half year drought yourself nintenfriend

>720p scales perfectly to 4K in a 3:1 pixel mapping. Absolutely no blu-

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>you can wear leggings
MUH

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The difference is CHADtenGODS handled it with grace and dignity.

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That's a cute boy.

This need to become reality. Also what the hell are those Burgers vending marchines. Like, how.

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Are you implying character customization?
>t. random user who doesn't know

>you can't color them till halfway through the game

But the image you posted is 1080p. It's simple math, 1280 x 3 = 3840, 720 x 3 = 2160.

>Miki
Funny, that's exactly what I was going to name her.

Are you all playing as male or female MC?

The one you don't choose actually get dialogue right? Is the game any different?

They're gonna be like "AAAHHH PAY ATTENTION TO MY SHITPOSTING PLEASE! I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO TODAY AND I'M SO BORRRRRRED!!!"

Is that what you think NG+ means?

Been playing for 3 hours, it's nothing special. check your hype at the door.

Sadly I don't have enough money right now for both Astral chain and Daemon X Machina and I'm more interested in the latter.

Testing.

How do snoys cope with the fact that the last game they got was fucking days gone lol

What is going on? why is so hard to post?

By claiming it's the best game ever.

Been playing for 10 hours and it’s awesome

The drought is still going on if you don't care for Astral Chain.

How hard is Pt Standard for a first playthrough? I'm pretty shit at action games and wondering if I should just go with casual.

This shit was so good. And it's only the beginning.
Also, the 30fps doesn't annoy me as much as I expected. It's really fucking solid actually. Game flow feels good.

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57 reviews in and it looks like the metacritic score went down a number.

in due time copeny, prepare for it to jump up a few digits

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I'm still shocked that it got above the low 80s given how 90s anime it is.

It shipped today, waiting to get it tomorrow.

Can you rename the player char?

So journo ratings matter now?

i got the "achievement" for beating game on at least B without even finishing yet

But I was told it was deeply triggering!

if it didnt why did you make a deal about its rating number going down?

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The game's set to journalist difficulty It's not surprising.

This is Astral Chain.

And this is THE astral chain.

OH SHIT THERE'S DEFAULT NAMES

thanks user

Yes, there's an item you can get that lets you change your name (also done at the locker).
They're more like suggestions so you can match Akira. You'll still be referred to as 'you', 'Howard' etc.

>They're more like suggestions
That's all I needed because I'm uncreative as fuck and I wanted something to parallel Akira

How long until it's out on the eshop?

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Making the PC a silent protag is such a weird decision. I don't understand what it adds or changes compared to just giving them a voice and having them be as engaged as their sibling.

It's been preloadable on the eshop for ages.

I want to play it and can buy it today, but I have bad drifting on my right joycon (which I believe is used to control the legion) so it would be extremely fucking annoying for me and probably ruin the game.

>buying a fucking 10 gig game digital on the switch
Why?

Howard is gonna be their Smash name huh.

Yeah, I don't really get it either. Honestly I'd rather hear the voice of my character instead of their opposite-sex sibling acting as stand in if I could only pick one, but it would be preferable to have both.

If you have a can of electric contact cleaner it's a good temporary fix, look up the method online and make sure you don't brick your joycon by having it powered while there's any liquid cleaner still in the device

Physical copies sold out.

My joycons are drifting and I don't feel like sending my shit in to Nintendo or dropping a ton of money on a pro controller just to play Astral Chain so I think I'm gonna pass

Donate to my patreon

It still won't let my friend from Serbia play the game, what's the deal here? I'm from Europe and I'm able to play, and we share the same timezones.

So does the MC have a canon name or title? What do I use when I shitpost Smash roster threads?

I heard his last name is Howard at least?

Because it's not out til tomorrow

Expect to get a lot of Cs just due to not having a lot of the tools to get A ranks properly or end battles in a timely manner. I've only gotten one A in the first 2 chapters, and thats mostly due to the game just letting you go SSG for a fight.
On replay it should be fine if you can time your dodges just fine.

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You think someone would just do that? Try and have sex with a Legion?

They're always Howard and the sibling is always Akira. Both sexes have about four first names that will pop up if you select random.

I don't have a nu-male switch.

I probably missed all the discussion but I've been playing it for 2 days now.

The start is really good presentation wise but the game really doesn't really click until maybe the second file. The boss against the giant Chimera in the Astral Chain is where I truly felt how great the combat is.

I'm glad I didn't drop it and kept with it. It gets fun.

>"polvos azules" just got Astral Chain.
>Is 200 soles
The fuck? That is the american price and is still much cheaper than in an "official store" but, again, the fuck? To compare the same store is selling smash for 170 soles, maybe is because is new?

Non voiced MCs should be a thing of the past. What's the point in not letting the MC talk? People really self insert" into a good looking police officer beating dimensional monsters with stands in 2070? I mean, really?

based

Is this fucked with to make it look worse than it is, or does the game really look worse than a Vita game?

Your roommate has autism. Kick him out.

It's cherry picked and probably also resized. For whatever reason that particular area causes problems. I noticed it when I was taking pictures of everyone too.

For some faggot reason the screenshot feature of the switch is almost as bad as the Vita's. It if does a bunch of effects and makes the game look much worse than it actually is.

Played for 5 minutes, can confirm this is the worst game ever made

Sooo, does it get better or what? I'm still very early (chapter 2) but it feels REALLY dull so far, basic attack that is just button mash without any varying combos, mandatory dodge button and a button that makes the legion just do stuff on its own. Please save me from the buyer's remorse that is slowly settling in.

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Still waiting for my delivery tomorrow. Chill, my dude.

I can hear you seething from here Snoyboy.

You realize that by this point most switches out there CAN'T be hacked right?

You were fucking WARNED that the Nier Automata combat director was behind this game....

Does the game at least have better combat than Bamham because if yes then it's fine

It looks amazing in-game.
I dunno why that screenshot looks so damn bad.

I didn't start liking it until towards the end of chapter 2 and chapter 3. Stick with it and try to get used to the system. I was getting depressed that I might have to drop it too.

>CAN SHE WEAR A SKIRT??????

Nah, that are just her standard hotpants (dyed in white) without the belts.

LOL BROKEN RELEASE DATE!

My gamstop told me there would be no midnight release and one guy tried to ask for one, but gamestop employee told him nintendo are super anal about relase dates.

Ill get mine tommorow after work.

only walmart breaks relase dates last o chekced

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Haven't gotten it yet waiting till tomorrow

It's almost as if the Switch's screenshot is taken at some intermediate point in the rendering pipeline rather than at the output of it all. Some games look fine while others look like an in-development preview.

based

thanks bro, I cancelled my preorder

>Panty crease
Fucking sexy as hell

Are you all playing as male or female MC?

The one you don't choose actually get dialogue right? Is the game any different?

shit story
shit artstyle
good combat
8/10

I'm impressed...your panty vision is stronger than mine.

Female.
And it stays the same.

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Best Buy just shipped my shit at 8:30pm and the tracking says I won't get it until fucking Tuesday. Tempted to go Digital and return the physical when it arrives.

I know it's a fucking retarded question, but what does "in progress" mean on the save file? I'm an autist that has to save in multiple slots, and I'm wondering if loading from the not in progress slot affects anything.

its fine if it stays at 87. if it reaches 86 it's nothing special anymore

I don't have a Switch, though this game does make it even more appealing to finally buy one.

Dont talk to tripniggers

yes

FeMC. Anyways I think whoever you don't pick gets all the dialogue so just pick whichever one you want.

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Just beat it. Jesus, great game.

Oh dude the fact that you can see her underwear underneath her shorts has been turning me on since the first trailer. I’m shocked less people talk about it.

Congratulations, you took the bait. Tripfags wouldn't be nearly as annoying if shitters like you didn't REEEEEEEE every time they make a post.

NOAH was preddy cute desu

Fem MC

I gave her blue eyes, blonde hair with a ponytail (Hairstyle F), removed the belt stuff to get a better look at her legs and used the police dress. She's pretty cute.

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It's that short?

Hey. Can I blatantly and perfectly honest here?

Why is Yea Forums obsessed with analvore? Is this is a fucking fetish you weirdos have? Is it a joke? If it is, it's taking forever to be over. This is just concerning to me. It takes a lot to make me care for you faggots but this takes the cake for me. Seek help.

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prototranny detected

So is it worth pirating?

i refuse to pay money for last gen hardware

I always wonder whether Yea Forums loves analvore or BBC/cuckold better

>Yea Forums
It's just Snoyboys, they're the ones with sick fetishes. Go look at the WHIIIIIIIRRR video if you haven't yet, this is the shit they spend their time making while Nintendo and Microsoft users are busy playing games.

Final Boss
youtube.com/watch?v=6DyZfCCqYtA

based

I've been seeing Smashfags do it too. It's not funny. It's worrying. Even if it is a joke it's an unfunny one. And honestly it's just ruining characters for people outside Yea Forums. No one wants to see that shit.

>60€ for a 720p 30fps (with frame drops) game
I'm already starting to regret my purchase, the game is easy and not that fun

I TOLD YOU FUCKING GUYS THIS GAME HAD NO COMBO VARIETY.
I told you it had a super limited moveset with no alternate combo paths or varied base attacks. you didn't believe me. you thought it was a stylish action game despite the gameplay footage.

Reached the end of file 2.
presentation wise this is CURHAZY tier, but i must say i feel the combat to be a bit simplistic for now, no doubt it will improve as i go on though.
Honestly i think i shouldn't share impressions this early on, i have a feeling this is the type of game you will sink a lot of time into mastering it.

you sound insecure

You fuckers only care about your shitposting! Does someone know if there is HENSHIN?! The Final Boss is someone out of Kamen Rider so there must be Henshin!

Relax faggot. It’s for 12 months. She will be flying back every month for the long weekends.

Eventually when you meet an actually good woman you will understand. We have been married for 10 years. I already spent a year abroad for work about 3 years into our marriage.

Based Lappyposter

How the fuck am I insecure? I'm just saying that noone wants to see characters they love be associated with the stupidest and creepiest form of shitposting. Do you think Banjo and Kazooie fans liked seeing that disgusting pic of Steve being sucked into Kazooie's ass? Fuck no.

Got a few hours before it comes out and work tomorrow

Bros, waiting for the digital copy to become playable is killing me

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No.

How do I get good at the combat? The dodging doesn't feel consistent and I can never seem to guess when an enemy is going to attack, I either Dodge too early or too late due to the fast paced movement and there being a bunch of enemies at once

The digital copy has been playable since Tuesday.

i was having a hard time thinking wich game leave(can only buy 2 right now) sao fatal Bullet, fire emblem 3 houses or this, i guees i'll buy sao and fire emblem. not wasting 60 bucks for 10 hours

you have to go back

Buy SAO on PC, it has unlocked framerate and mouse aiming.

Nah, I just got it very early. It's maybe about 12 to 18 hours and there's some good replay bits. Most cuhrayzee games are about this long.

What the hell's your problem?

It's such a bad game

When does it unlock for US?

Is it possible to turn off the pulsating grey screen when you're low on health? This is nauseating.

That's exactly it.
You technically don't have to do anything until that Astral Plane fight with the slingshot which was badass.

Starting with Chapter 3, it unlocks a lot of stuff.

midnight eastern

Get hit less

Very important question: is there a himecut option for the girl? Asking for a friend.

I was waiting for someone to say it.

Not at first, no. But there is that sexy himecut-ish ponytail one. Dunno if you'll get a real himecut later.