This is what Capcom thinks the Switch audience looks like

Me in the 2nd picture on the left being scared of the undead dog jumping out of the window.

Given that the Phoenix Wright looking guy was once that regular schoolboy, could the office lady be a grown-up Hairclip-chan whose hair obscures her eyes now that she lost her hairclip? What's the lore here?

me on the left

That's supposed to be some examples of people whom this is targeted at.
Qt office ladies, Phoenix Wright, and younger Geese Howard

Its a Google translate of their "Adult Masterpiece" page
capcom.co.jp/switch-lineup/
They're actually dedicating over an hour of their TGS conference to this shit

He is being reminded of when he was younger playing RE on his GameCube with a cute girl from his school and now he's able to replay it. Happy memories and a bit of a nostalgia rush.
God, are you guys that fucking autistic that you can't decipher any of this shit from just a few simple images? They're not connected either, just explaining who would be interested in these titles.
You're all faggots honestly.

Bros if I buy DMC1 on my Switch will I be able to hook up with a cute office lady?

So we're getting eroge on switch??

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>and now he's able to replay it.
For 60 dollars and RE0 is on the cart while RE eats up your storage space
Nobody enjoyed playing RE0

Why yes, I have been known to indulge in some of Nintendo's masterpieces of gameplay. How did you know?

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>autistic
I don't think that word means what you think it means.

wtf you guys said the switch was for manbabies

Unironically excite, though.

Considering the sales of their recent ports, neither do adults

>cute OL getting wet over seeing Dante
It’s not fair

If we don't exploit the fuck out of those three pics at the bottom, I'm setting my ball hair on fire, changing my gender to "who gives a fuck" and leaving.

I did. Admittedly, I haven't played any RE games outside of 1 and 0.

>interested in thing you never played
>depicts a women
Hmmmmm

Second panel: raise eyebrows, add a shaven beard and glasses

post feet

Not saying it's a good deal. Don't know who would pay such an inflated price with how cheap the games have been on different platforms.
I don't take advice or word from someone with autism, you fucking spastic cunt. Kill yourself if you can't even understand three simple drawings.

Crossing my fingers for DMC 3 or 4 and Dead Rising.

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>Why yes, I do own comically large wine glasses. How could you tell?

I kind of wish it was the official english page, and some guy or girl who lied about their english skills read it verbatim on stage.

>DMC1 Dante is the official "adult" promo
Absolutely based.

Sitting here with a comically over sized glass of wine thinking about Dante

>What's that you wanted a new Monster Hunter?
>Get fucked cunt, here's some eroge for the fujoshits

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fuck you, DMC2 is all you get
19.99

>fujo

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In which game did Yagami Light fought Darkside from Kingdom Hearts?

>younger Geese Howard
I bet his favorite characters are Vergil and Wesker.

Chaos Legion.

Y-yeah, for fujos. Haha. Us guys wouldn't buy that. Right?

>w-whaat!? the soijack sterreotype isn't real!?
shocker

That is LITERALLY me on the left.

OTOME THREADS RISE UP

Adults don't own a switch.

Literally what did they mean by any of this?

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Capcom wants adult Switch owners to buy their games on Switch, which are all old ports and overpriced, in Japan especially because their Switch games sell like ass over there since Japanese aren't as gullible as westerners

I love how Capcom makes Nintendies piss blood and seethe

Capcom makes Switch owners look pretty based in those images if you ask me

such you

whatcha drinkin'?

>BUY OUR PORTS

nah

I guess the feeling is mutual considering how angry the Switch makes them so they fuck over every release they make for it

>caring about Japanese Activision

wtf I'm handsome now

Please post feet in pantyhose

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kek

This

had to do a quick pic
imgur.com/9XrPtKf

Pls be in osaka

Wew lad

excellent

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Shotacon confirmed

Is this google translated? What am I reading?

Can confirm
Sitting in a suit drinking whiskey while smirking at the screen

You too?

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Is that Daemon from Dragon's Dogma in the left? Dragon's Dogma 2 confirmed

maybe they shouldn't be charging £30 for fucking RE4

OP is confused because he's used to his favorite western devs telling him he's a fat smelly entitled rapist.

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Why yes, I am a man of taste and wealth whom enjoys very elegant games in his spare time

shut up nintendork faggot

>You said you were interested in things that you never played

I remember reading about this a while ago, it's not an eroge but some phone game where you romance a prisoner and I think there's a mystery component to it too or something. It had touch features where you put your hand up to the glass against his and shit like that.

I think it means games you overlooked back when they came out.

THAT'S LITERALLY FUCKING ME IN THE MIDDLE PANEL BRO

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I know we're all cynical assholes with clumps of rock where our hearts used to be, but I at least some time wishes I could get this excited about something again.

Me on the Left

This isn't healthy, you know. Guy must have several mental conditions.

do people like the guy on the left actually exist

Obviously since he watched Star Wars or Marvel movies or whatever it was I forgot. I suppose I mean excitement in moderation.

Yes, me

>He doesn't drink the whole bottle at once
loool

Me on the left, intelligent with a wicked sense of humor.

Literally me, except I’m naked and drinking cheap cider and live in a house instead of a fancy downtown apartment with floor to ceiling windows.

The resident evil titles are on "sale" in the uk but its just the standard price to download them on ps4 or xbox lol.
Still gonna get REmake though like the resident evil slut I am.

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Surely you don't drink straight from the bottle like some peasant?

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He's not getting excited though, he's clearly faking and making himself look like a idiot on the internet for a little slice of fame, its very shameful.
People don't even know what their excited for anymore, their fans of being fans.

Damn should've known Switch was for chads...

>heroine with hair blocking eyes having a harem

HOLY FUCK. its a genderbent vn mc.

wwwww

Speak for yourself non-fudanshi scum.

Hey I got that from my nee-chan.

>that fucking wineglass

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Not gay but if you look into the game it seems pretty interesting. I'd hope it gets a western release or Capcom makes another title like it that's less gay.

god bless you

>that boomer with REmake on gamecube crying at a Switch port
What did Capcom mean by that?

It's what I look like
I bring my Switch a ton on business trips, even invested in a battery dock for it to use on my desk

SwitChads.

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No he bought it and realized it was actually RE0 and he has to download REmake

I think this about sums up the supposed support Capcom has given to the Switch in general. They really have no goddamn idea about what to do with the Switch, don't they?

>that Leon in the 3rd panel

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They know exactly what they're doing.
Not giving a single shit about the quality of games and are using it as a cashgrab machine

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Thats not Leon. Thats from this Yaoishit game

Sounds about right.
>Casual boomer has fun on his spare time
>Nostalgiafags that keeps asking for ports like Metroid Prime& Zelda WW
Fujo/otome that buys fire emblem in droves

>they included dragon's dogma in an advertisement
SEQUEL
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I actually don't understand this. Capcom has every single possible thing they need to uttetly dominate the Switch market but they had managed to do the absolute worst thing possible with each and every single of their Switch releases. Like, not releasing any game would have been better off than whatever actual 'support' they gave out.

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They're basically saying that this collection has broad appeal: it may contain games that are a little edgier than usual Nintendo fare, it contains games you're nostalgic over, and it contains games you may have not gotten a chance to play before.

>tfw you never played any RE games or DMC1
I'm actually looking forward to this

Then play it on PC or something because the Switch versions are utterly overpriced &/or digital/stream only.

Is capcom fucking shitposting

At least it seems that the Zero/ZX Collection will have no strings attached.

Isn't Capcom kinda implying that all the games currently on the switch are baby toys?

Wait, that fag from the WoW threads drew this?

Companies just need to knock this "Switch tax" shit off.
I'm not paying 30-60 dollars for a game I can literally buy on steam for $1 right now.

Being portable doesn't suddenly mean a PS2 game is worth full price.

user, these prices aren't for us but for Switch fanatics or people who are ignorant of how cheap it is to buy games on a PC. Be grateful to these idiots as they allow us to enjoy the same product but for cheaper.

They are just dropping cheap shit in hopes one of the games is a complete bomb so the shareholders stop bothering on porting things to Switch

yep just like they did with the Vit- oh wait they ignored it entirely and nobody gave a shit because even sonyfags don't take half-assed third party support as a personal insult like drones do

Nobody gave a shit because nobody owned a Vita.

I get that, but god damn some games would be nice in bed, I just can't justify spending that much on games I've already played before just because it'd be neat to play it in bed

I honestly would have gotten a Vita if the memory cards weren't such a scam. PSP was great, its a shame they got so greedy with the Vita and then gave up when it didn't work instead of just dropping the price of those stupid memory cards.

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Except no one is buying them on the Switch. The ones that are selling well nowadays are the reasonably priced one that are actually optimized to run on the Switch like MK11 and such. Dragon Dogma had managed to sell well due to how actually unjew it was.

>CDPR Put's The Witcher 3 on a 32gb cart
>Capcom couldn't even bother to put a compilation of NES and SNES games on a single cart.

I can't believe were in a timeline where this happened.

>he doesn't sip his large glass of wine while playing DMC1, REmake 1, and Dragons Dogma with a single joycon in his nice robe

The fact that The Witcher 3 somehow seems to run better on the Switch than those Capcom collection games is really just the proverbial nail in the coffin for Capcom.

Sure, but I won't get to play them on PC since I'm on the road a ton

>They're actually dedicating over an hour of their TGS conference to this shit
They are doing a conference? Or is it their usual stream bullshit?

Just port 3u and 4u

literally me, but i played game demos back when i was unable to afford console games. This tendency has made me purchase the following game when they released on PC
Lost Planet 2
Okami
Yakuza
Katamari Damacy

Only if we get 2hu first.

are you single

They wanna use their shiny new toy some more (RE engine) and so far outside of RE7 I dont think there's any other switch games that uses it.

i don't want either of those things, but at least the art direction of the game is good
monster hunter fucking sucks

nigga what?

This is actually really good marketing. The bottom pictures are fantastic. Really great.
>that Dragon's Dogma bubble
On step closer to the sequel.

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I actually do

I also have comically large wooden mugs

underrated as fuck, kek

Overly large utensils and dishes are funny so I approve. Where'd you get the mugs?

ajit pai are you a Yea Forumsermin

LONDON

adults are the majority of switch owners, snoygger.

I'm glad they nailed my "crying business man" aesthetic I've been going for

These pictures have more effort put into them than any of Capcom's Switch games

Spoiler: THEY'RE NOT WRONG

Of course not. What do you think the comically large wine glass is for?

>he's never filled a 64oz mug with rum and vodka
Best games of left 4 dead 2 I'd had in ages

They could pay me to fix their grammar for them.

hey me too

did you fucking make porn of an advertisement

Can we please please just get Outbreak 1/2 on Switch with local wireless/online play already?

So is Capcom trying to break their title as the worst third party on Nintendo Switch?
I get why MHW is not there since they actually broke MT Framework with that title making the first poorly optimized game on that engine.
Investors are getting hard on some companies about that with an EA investor telling them to port anything that can run on Switch to it just for some money and was baffled that the Sims wasnt on it.

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I'm impressed they haven't made Sims phone only yet.

>The chad switch owner
Jesus christ the artist must have been high as fuck

CUNNY

EA has put more effort into their Switch releases than Capcom has

Capcom still hasn't stopped with the "collections" BS, putting 1 game on the cart and the other 2 on codes, or their overpricing for no reason, or hell given the Switch anythimg new

Fifa 20 is the only release that is questionable now, but based on what some insiders are saying Frostbite might be up and running on Switch since PvZ3 is rumored to be coming to it.
We know RE engine runs on Switch but Capcom hasn't shown any commercial product using it, just some demo at GDC.

Is this a dumb marketing bulletpoint or was it actually released to the public?

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Is this a new game or something

Probably both, something to motivate the insiders of the company since they get no positive PR from anything Nintendo related and something shown to the public to hopefully get rid of the stigma they are EA 2.0 according to Nintendo fans.
A recent example of why their PR is so bad is they recently released the HD collection version of DMC 1 for $20 on Switch and it is 9GB, the PC version of the collection is around $20 to $30 and is 12GB for all 3 games, the physical editions of RE1 and 0 are $60 and only include RE0 on the card while the physical edition of RE4-6 is also $60 and only includes 4 on the card.

Nintendo too, all the commercials show grown ups

fucking hell, for the love of god Capcom, PORT LOST FUCKING PLANET 2 AND I WILL SUCK CUM OUT OF YOUR ENTIRE STAFF, EVEN THE MEN

>Capcom release like 2 titles on launch year
>both lazy ports but sold well since there wasn't much competition
>time passes and their ports later on stop selling especially in the west with Dragons Dogma being your only decent seller
>things like MH, RE, Okami, and DMC aren't selling despite their high prices and lack of marketting
>have a hard time convincing investors why this is happening since games like Doom and Wolfentein managed to sell on Switch and Mortal Kombat 11 took RE4s record of the best selling M rated title on a Nintendo platform

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>be me
>join this Yea Forums server called the Archive Fields
>( discord.gg/HnuUfGn )
>filled with literal pedos, traps, etc
>cant report them to ToS because they delete posts that break it
>faggot called AA-1 runs the place
>bunch of people tell me to post my legs
>comply because desperate for attention
>AA-1 tells me if I write "copelets" on my body, he'll give me a special number
>stupidly think "fuck it why not"
>do it
>I send it to him
>he sees it
>I delete it
>he saves it and shows it to everyone
>bullies me all day about it and calls me a retard and idiot
>everyone in the server keeps calling me a retard
>even the fucking traps their are bullying me
>AA-1 even DM's me and says the only way to make up for this is too start a live stream and shill the server and then seriously killing myself
>leave the server and have massive panic attack
>AA-1 sends all of his little buddies to add me as a friend and keep trying to guilt trip me into rejoining the server
>inb4 "just ignore them"
>AA-1's friends are in other main servers I use and they keep harassing me in their as well

Please help, what do I do? These faggots is seriously ruining my life.r

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Capcom will literally do anything to make sure they don't have to make Switch games.

welcome to TGS, enjoy your stay

This is probably bait, but just in case it's a serious cry for help, just stop using Discord. Pretty sure you can mute people on there, too. Reporting should also work. Remind them what it means to be on a non-anonymous platform. Sage because this is unrelated to the OP.

>12 replies

Fucking Christ, get a grip you virgins

I agree with everything on that list EXCEPT for Megaman X. Japanese release has both English and Japanese. Just import MOST of those games if you want english and physical.

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4 years in paint.net, thanks for drawing lad

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>not wearing a silk robe and drinking an entire bottle of wine in one giant glass while playing switch

I pity your pleb life

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I still don't know why people think that UDON art is remotely acceptable.

>responding to ancient bait pasta

wowzers

The vita failed. If the switch had been like the wii u, not a single shareholder would have brought it up

Is Discord really that old that it can be considered ancient, or is that an adapted copypasta? I really can't remember what the original would look like if it's based off of another.

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