Astral Scam

>Astral Chain is Nintendo’s latest foray
Literally the first line and he already comes off as a fucking retard.

Seriously what's with the amount of shitposting against this game?
I'm playing it and so far i'm having a fucking blast

>accessible
>easy
>for beginners
no wonder IGN gave it 9/10

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Smells like the kind of guy who plays action games once in normal difficulty to see the story while getting a low rank in every level and then complains about lack of depth.

the duality of man

>he uses cops as a downpoint of the game

based tranny

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I don't see the 1/5 unless it's lost in the archive formatting

>100 out of 100
>Meet PlatinumGames’ finest work yet. The minds behind fast-paced actioners like Bayonetta and Vanquish push things to new levels with Astral Chain, delivering a more interesting anime-style story, and so much gaming versatility that you never get bored.
archive.fo/FT5Kk
nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/ny-astral-chain-video-game-review-20190827-pw3euaelprbc7iiobybqsj64k4-story.html

The Independent is a far-left rag and as such I wouldn't be surprised if their rating was decided from the moment they found out you play as cops.

>Yea Forums supporting IGN
Have we fallen this far?

Metacritic doesn’t allow reviews with a low score for big profile Nintendo exclusives.

There's an auto combat mode for journos but you can easily switch to normal pt which is standard Platinum games difficulty and completing missions will grant you access to extrreme pt difficulty

>another snoygroid cope thread

OH NO NO NO
Jack Webb better run away before the Nintrannies catch him

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I'm reading the archive link and there is no mention of 1/5 or indeed any score anywhere in the article, please tell me where I can find evidence of this 1/5 figure not just being bait

Exclusives make a consolewar (you)farmer's pp hard.

>talks about having to rely on auto attacks from the legion to do damage
so he basically didnt learn how to play the game because all the auto attack shit is fucking the most bare-basic way of doing damage
The majority of your attacks should be sync attacks, chain maneuvers or legion's special attacks

>DDoS attack
in other words, his site was flooded with traffic to read the review and he assumed it was an attack rather than just high traffic

Reminder that both IGN and Polygon gave Astral Chain a 9/10 score if that says anything about the demographic that would love this game

We all knew seething snoybois would lose their shit. lmao fuck me, beyond pathetic ahahaha.

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They're trying so damn hard with this clickbait only to get a tiny handful of responses.

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They also gave DMC5 a 9/10, so...

This. Fuck cops and cop-lovers.

this. There's no score throughout the entire article

Holy shit this retard got RATIO'd

G-Guys? How do we stop Nintendo?

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DMC5 is easy as fuck and has tranny propaganda up the ass.

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OH JESUS CHRIST NOOOOO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

WHERE IS THE SWITCH EMULATOR?! SOMEBODY PLEASE GET THE SWITCH EMULATOR WORKING! I NEED TO PLAY ALL THESE AMAZING SWITCH GAMES!

OH LORDY SWEET JESUS HELP ME PLEASE!!!

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>has tranny propaganda up the ass.
Oh this will be good, Tell me what that propaganda is.

Does AC really not have a grading system?

>muh cops are bad!

Holy fucking yikes

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>he isn't an idort
true cringe

it does starting from mission 2

Tbh I can't recall one good game that came out for the Switch in 2019.

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I think Iceborne and Death Stranding will bring Sony some attention again but it seems like Nintendo and Sony basically oscillate at this point
2020 will be a Sony year, 2021 will be a Switch year, and so on and so forth
Basically taking rest years so they don't cannibalize each other's sales

>Paying any attention to UK news outlets for anything

They're all total shit, every single opinion on technology and games from any of these sites is fucking garbage, the BBC covered Zoe Quinn's Twitter spazzing in a positive light for fuck sake, I hate this country

>muh cops
The article doesn't mention cops you deluded Nintrannies.

Far left rag owned by a Putin stooge, which makes it even funnier.

>sony year
>any year

>MM2
>3H
>MUA3
They weren't amazing, but they were well past the threshold to at least be called good

you described every platinium games

>cinematic and flashy moments
>cinematic
uhh... nintenbros, what happened? i thought sony had the movie games, not us!

Well Sony was really big in 2018 with GOW and Spiderman, and Nintendo was really big 2017 and this past year
So I'm guessing next year, Sony will come out with some big hitters like Tsushima and maybe TLOU2 if the PS5 comes out during the 2020 holiday season

No one said that it did. But if a left-leaning game was getting great reviews from everywhere except for Breitbart would you not find that a little bit suspicious even if the review never mentioned politics?

Google it you tard

>game gets almost universal praise
>shitposter fixates on one fringe review
>claims it as gospel
>432 replies
Why is it always like this?

Ban wojack faggots

>attack animations are now called cinematics
lolokay

>The article doesn't mention cops you deluded Nintrannies.

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>Ban wojack faggots

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>Bing bing wahoo
>Visual novel
>Capeshit

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The absolute state of britbong game Reviews
this is IGN god hand bad

Literal movie

Of course nobody is responding it because The Independent is literally to busy posting a new article EVERY FUCKING TWO TO FOUR MINUTES. Pure fucking quantity trash.

Lol fucking ign. I hate all e celebs but someone here linked a dunkey vid where he makes fun of ign giving every game a fucking 8/10 or higher and it's been that way since I was a kid. "It has a little bit of something for everyone" is the cop out for a game being shit apparently.

You must not have played the 'game'. It has even more QTEs than The Last of Us.

Except the fucking people he's fucking responding to, you have actual brain damage.

I'll take Bing bing wahoo over """cinematic""" and AAA trash

please do

I actually have an early copy.
It doesn't really have that many cinematics in combat, the most I can think of is that little MGR type thing where you rip the heart out of chimaera to refuel your legion

reminder that wojunkers are not people

>cinematic
You have visual novels instead, even worse.

>Of course nobody is responding it because The Independent is literally to busy posting a new article EVERY FUCKING TWO TO FOUR MINUTES. Pure fucking quantity trash.

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Ban wojack faggots

yeah and just yesterday we had anons trying to prop up austin walker's review on vice lmao

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Why are you even bringing attention to them? Just don't acknowledge their posts at all.

You know domain hosts can tell the difference, right? You dumb fucking retard. Its 2019 and people still exist without any knowledge of how the internet actually works.

>snoy boy reviewer seething this hard
Game must be great

>reminder that wojunkers are not people

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Who cares. It's a platinum game meaning it's doomed to sell bad even with good reviews

provide proofs

It's so beautiful to come here and see so(tran)ny SEETHING on every new Nintendo exclusive

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>giving every game a fucking 8/10 or higher

Especially poignant as it was a "Platinum" game

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>Evangelion is bad because it dares to portray women as anything other than infailable

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>Ban wojack faggots

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Ban wojack faggots

Platinum Games isn't even a good dev. All they make is flashy, trash with no substance.

just reminding that one guy who responded to them. unless it's the same fag, in which case it's extremely sad

>Why are you even bringing attention to them? Just don't acknowledge their posts at all.

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you shouldn't do that, they can't help it.

...

>to a woman movitated solely by her relationship to a man

Sure it's totally nothing to do with attempting to live up to and surpassing her mother's legacy. Even though they bring up the repetition aspect they tie it to the wrong fucking thing, anger inducing.

>It's so beautiful to come here and see so(tran)ny SEETHING on every new Nintendo exclusive

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>implying iits not super complex shitposting ai

1 star should be reserved for games that dont even work and are filled with bugs, not games that work fine but he happens to hate the gameplay and story of
>inb4 30 fps meme
here is your reddit gold

bros, what are some games that cause autistic meltdown on people?

It's almost as if places like Vice need to find things to get mad about.

Having more QTE's than the Force Unleashed II isn't a good thing.

Are snoys really this desperate? I know they are in a bad drought but this is pathetic

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Ban wojack faggots

>Ban wojack faggots

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The Nintendo cinematic trash collecting experience™ inspired by Labo™

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Any game made by Nintendo
Any JRPG
Any game that features a hint of social justice elements or even dares have a tranny character
Any good game made by Sony

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T INSULT MY ANIME GAME NO NO NO

>1 star should be reserved for games that dont even work and are filled with bugs, not games that work fine but he happens to hate the gameplay and story of
>>inb4 30 fps meme
>here is your reddit gold

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Ah... The Nintendo Seal of Approval.

>Game has Police Officers
>Instantly hated
This is your brain on liberalism.

Anti-police sentiment isn't the same in the UK as the US, it wouldn't make a difference at all.

Holy shit it's that one fucking autistic faggot.

I remember a few days ago, the dumb nigger can only repeat whatever was said with a wojack. Personnal guess is that he's some kind of subhuman from the 3rd world. either India or SEA

>take a webm completely out of context
>slap on some generic shitposting spiel

Or Poland.

>Are snoys really this desperate? I know they are in a bad drought but this is pathetic

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>drought
One week left

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What an I looking at?

its a Switch exclusive, thats why.

That means DMC5 is also utter garbage.

thanks user that web.m sold me on the game

The fact that he spergs out so hard is hilarious.

Did he out himself or something?

Nah, bad games on Sony wouldn be included too.
Actually like 99% of games would be on that list.

So nothing then.

>Ban wojack faggots

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Platinum is doo Doo.

Pretty much, in England it's more the right who dislike the police because they see them as wasting too much time on social justice issues and ignoring real crime.

Though within that the left in London hate them for the perceived racism of stop and search.

>keeping the streets clean of FILTH

BASED

Ban wojack faggots.

nice selfie

I'm assuming if this person was going to accidentally dox themselves it would be them pretending to be another person.

>DLC for worst mh
Wow, so this is the power of Sony...

I'm playing it right now. Just beat the cerberus boss and honestly it's pretty average. The controls are so shit on the joycons and there's a lot of input lag.

Recycling, try not living in a third-world country like muttmerica

>Holy shit it's that one fucking autistic faggot.
>I remember a few days ago, the dumb nigger can only repeat whatever was said with a wojack. Personnal guess is that he's some kind of subhuman from the 3rd world. either India or SEA

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This reads like a 3/5 review, but he gave it a 1/5 instead just for clicks. What a faggot

>Nah, bad games on Sony wouldn be included too.

I feel like unless it's exceptionally bad (i.e. The Order or Playstation All Stars) Yea Forums is pretty good about talking about it for a week and leaving it alone, it felt like Days Gone threads stopped immediately after the game came out because literally no one cared.

Why did you post a PC game? Not even a full game, DLC

How does it play though? Is it a bayonetta rip-off or yet another shitty clone of that basic as fuck korra game?

Because Yea Forums thinks it needs to hate everything in order to continue existing.

NOOOOoooooOOOOOO....

Am I fitting in yet?

I want wojak-kun to quote this post with his rarest wojack

At least 100 of those posts are soi spammers to be fair.

>thanks user that web.m sold me on the game

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No new playstation games till like December

I'm surprised there isn't a minigame to throw the cans in the bin.

it's a qte movie "game" like asura's wrath.

No, be we have a Pole on /int/ that acts in the exact same way.

N- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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And Yea Forums devours it and begs for more every time.

enjoy your wait

>wojak poster's brains will eventually become so small and dense that they collapse like a neutron star and wipe out all of humanity through sheer stupidity
fucking based

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>The fact that he spergs out so hard is hilarious.

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I've been playing for a bit and it is kinda boring for now, I hope it gets better... The visuals look great for a cheap chink console but the frame drops piss me off.

That's just the standard Nintendo penalty

Ahh, that could be it then. The timeline of his activity is consistent with it, at least.

>The visuals look great

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Remember
>8.8
?

When the resolution isn't being downgraded to death in some areas it does look great...

Think a weightier Nier where the relative simplicity of your moveset is offset by also controlling an AI partner.

>Astral Chain's gameplay is an utter pile of dogshi-

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The combat is even more brain dead than Bayonetta 2. How?

t

So it's the shitty V parts of DMC5?

Yea Forums is going nuclear over this game and everyone in the real world is trying desperately to find a copy of the game. I love it when Yea Forums is wrong about everything.

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>tfw didn't pre-order
Im fucked right?

>Amazon

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wait is this basicly a punch ghost action game?
I like the sound of that

that unironically looks awful

ah yes, the good old artificial shortage

>There’s certainly no shortage of awesome cinematic and flashy moments, but it’s never varied enough to keep things consistently enjoyable.
Sounds like every platinum game ever made. It's all just fancy qtes with flashy animations.

>inb4 30FPS
30FPS UE4 TAA dynamic resolution

oh but when it wasn't even in the top 10 Snoys were spamming it

>Press button
>Auto aim onto non threatening target
>Attack
Wow

It's a UK review. UK leftists support the police, it's the UK right that are anti-police here.

Yep, they only made a thousand copies of the game to claim they sold out, just like all companies do with all games.

Nice cinematic combat you got there.

If I preordered at goiymstop can i pick it up tonight?

Nintendo loves that tactic to drum up fake hype.

>Playing Astral Chain this week
>Plays Iceborn next week
Sandnigger please stop shitting the board up, console warriors are obselete.

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PRESS A BUTTON, SOMETHING AWESOME HAPPENS!!!!!

I'd make fun of a snoy game right now but there aren't any for another 3 months ;_;

>Astral Chain is a cinematic movie game full of QTEs with no challenging gameplay whatsoeve-

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Platinum then
>fast paced action games that reward skilled players

Platishit now:
>casual button mashers with cinematic QTEs to make the player FEEL skilled, even when they aren't

How the mighty have fallen

>8.8

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Sonyboys just need to wait for Greedfall, Code Vein, Borderlands, etc etc. Chill tf out faggots, the game is going to die in a week and then the switch will be dry for a few weeks. Just let them enjoy Weeb May Cry

r

-r.

I love how everyone insists review scores don't matter until a new exclusive gets released

Unironically looks better than death stranding

Harder than a underage aspiring actress in hollywood.

>r

t. ranny

>dry for a few weeks
Dxm literally coming out in like 10 days.
Super retarded on Nintendos part

And then links awakening like 2 weeks after that

Ok but a webm of a cinematic qte move isn't the best to prove everyone wrong.
Or is this some reverse psychology trolling.

>links awakening
Definitive edition came out 30 years ago

W-we did it Sonybros. We found /ourreviewer/.

I love Platinum, but this game was OBVIOUSLY B team from the start. I can't believe people were excited for it.

And in october we get Ghostbusters, Digimon story collection and Luigis Mansion etc, basicly another month of a game per week at minimum

>HUR DUR IM DIFFERENT CLICK MY SHIT
Yea sure whatever you say

>Nintendo is holding Platinumgames back!
>I-It'll flop!
>paid reviews!
>NINTENDO BONUS!!!!
>30fps garbage!
>STOP HAVING FUN!!!

I think a hear a certain Italian midget plumber laughing in the distance.

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Turns out gamers don't actually play videogames and they just want to feel like they're playing videogames.
Funny, isn't it?

>webm full of cinematic qtes
r

basically Yea Forums in a nutshell

Not gonna lie, Link's Awakening art direction makes me cringe and hate the game before even playing it. Yoshi's Wooly World all over again

>independent
>far left

Jesus anything left of mussolini is 'far' to you yanks isn't it?

>fire emblem
>astral chain
>dxm
>links awakening
>pokemon
>Luigi's mansion

Holy shit I can see why snoys are salty
>mhw dlc
>piss standing
Lmao

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