GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Reimu (yes, THE Red-White from Touhou) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Reimu grazes into the spotlight!
>b-but Tracer would be getting a port of her game and an officially licensed case! She's gotta be in! >b-but Quote is the most popular indie character in the US! He's gotta be in! “No!”
Sorry Smashies, but the Shmup and Indie slots are both taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a character that isn't relevant in recent years and another potential indie spirit over the marketing potential of one of the most popular doujin franchises in Japan? The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Tracer and Quote are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite miko! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
So shitposting aside, what sort of 2hu shit would you want to see in Smash if Reimu were to somehow make it in. Because I will personally fly down to Japan and smack Sakurai across the face if he skimps out on music.
Nah, Reimu is Lawful Neutral. Her primary motivation is maintaining the order and she doesn't particularly care for picking sides or ethics in general.
Besides, I'd love to hear Beloved Tomboyish Girl in Smash.
Jackson Garcia
Raymoo
Dominic Russell
Moving stage with hit touhou tunes, Marisa in the background having a spell card battle with the appropriate characters to match the music. Projectiles from the battle are a stage hazard.
Aaron Martinez
Marisa should be an AT tho
Lincoln Green
Marisa should be a character with Reimu, but that'll never happen.
i can't wait to see the 2houfags crying when reimu isn't in smash and the leak was fake
Jace Perez
>Scarlet Devil Mansion stage. >some fairy maids are flying around in the background or hazards. >Sakuya and Remilia as stage hazards/bosses. >Flandre and Remilia as final bosses for the classic mode.
Easton Ramirez
Don't be mean to Hina
Cooper Rivera
just imagine >Touhoufags are waifufagging elitists >combine this with their fear of normalfags/ironic weebs >Reimu is added as a character >this pushes Touhou towards the limelight >new fans flood in and discover the decades of shitposting >start spouting old memes like a bunch of TF2 players >/jp/ gets a heart attack and gets catalog bombed >Yea Forums tries to raid /jp/ during the initial reveal and /jp/ mods accidentally ban a bunch of /jp/ posters during the chaos >/jp/ also enters a new era of paranoia because they think their board will be invaded when nobody gives a fuck about them and their idolshit anymore >Touhoufags and /jp/ being forced to talk about the games again mindbreaks them >Touhou threads on Yea Forums get insta-derailed by Twitter screencaps of random people saying ignorant shit about the games (and Touhoufags are too autistic to ignore them) >a LOT of porn, mostly armpit screenshots of Smash Reimu >people speculating about what musical tracks will be in and how hard Sakurai will suck EOSD dick >Marisa and Sanaefags not shutting the fuck up >three dozen reaction videos of nobody e-celebs acting confused >at least half of them are making generic waifu jokes because they have no idea of who Reimu is >collective outrage and confusion from western characterfags >Neptunia/Love Live ironic weebs latch on Touhou >they start bringing fumos to EVO >they start banning fumos at EVO >Gokufags become even more obnoxious because "an anime character is in" >the bullet hell difficulty attracts souls-like fags and e-celebs >TOUHOU RAGE COMPILATION MUST WATCH #19 >TOUHOU: THE DARK SOULS OF SHOOTERS, ANIME-STYLE >GAME THEORY - THE TRUTH BEHIND HAKUREI SHRINE >clickbait.com - HOW TOUHOU WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME BY INTRODUCING A NON-BINARY CHARACTER (insert Wriggle here) >Jap sites can't stop cumming and laughing at the Fatesfags >2ch is on full shitstorm mode because she was a Sans tier meme choice >Pixiv gets nuked so hard by crossover art that it becomes unusable
