Is Lara Croft still a virgin?
Is Lara Croft still a virgin?
She's not real.
I don't find death sexually arousing
she fucks horses
English girls are big sluts so zero chance of her being virgin. I dated a girl from London when I was 24 and she was 18 and she already had sex with multiple men at that age and I had not had sex with anyone by 24.
I found her deaths sexually arousing in the first game
people shit themselves when they die.
She most likely fucked Jonah multiple times during her adventures.
The horse cock destroyed her hymen
No because she had sex with me
kys memetard
How do you think she gets access to those ruins? She makes "business" deals with the regional warlords.
She has horse bf.
>she was 18 and she already had sex with multiple men at that age
That's true for 95% of women tho
No way. You can't remain celibate with a body like this. If she's tried, she was raped for sure. It's how the universe balances itself.
She fucked Daniel Craig.
This but unironically
Original Lara Croft is a strong independent woman
Nu Lara Croft constantly has to sneak around because mercenaries want to rape her. She constantly gets hurt in ways that only people who have a fetish for women being hurt can enjoy.
What did modern SJW devs mean by this?
No, I have video evidence of her taking a 2 foot long horsecock in all of her holes including urethra, ear canals and nostrils.
I think original Lara was actually.