CAPCOM RELEASING ADULT MASTERPIECES ON THE SWITCH

Toddlers excited for their first grown up game?

Konami makes Silent Hill?

>DR1 on Switch
FAAAAAAN-TASTIC!!

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>toddlers are getting excited for ports
EVERY
TIME

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They need to do us all a favour and rerelease god hand.

can we get a mm legends switch port while we're at it?

Don't you tease, DR1 is a game I will buy every single version of.

Frank confirmed for Smash

>old ports
It's fucking nothing

OH FUCK YEAH MORE POOOOOOOOOORRRRRRTTTTTTSSSSS!!!!!

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>7-day survivor actually fun now

Ay that sounds fucking dope

Maybe we'll actually get the DR2 DLC because snoy versions didn't get them

every Resident Evil is on the switch already
except Code Veronica , 7 and Remake 2

>Umbrella Chronicles on Switch
Yes

>In 2 Nintendo exclusives
>Capcom wants to shove whatever it wants into Smash
>Dead Rising still a "priority"

He's In.

>switch can't handle the food court and crashes
just like olde times.

7 is on Switch via streaming though.

leaker here, capcom is collaborating with snk to release a saigado collection on switch

I genuinely like when switch gets (competent) ports. I already have a ps4 pro and a PC, so my switch use is mostly portable. If we could get some portable versions of their better 6th titles that would be pretty swell.

DR1 retail listings were already found alongside RE5/6. Just a matter of time.

They might want to rethink that "Adult Masterpieces" branding.

>handheld DR1
Unironically a brilliant idea.

What's that gay anime game with the two guys?

>crapcom ports

as if they would release anything else

>overpriced half-physical/half digital ports

hard pass

Perfect but i have one simple request, please make the fucking subtitles bigger, just imagine that shit in handheld mode you would need a fucking microscope to read the subtitles

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Now if only Capcom actually used the money they got from extorting toddlers for making actual good games.

Was this their mystery timeslot announcement or is that still coming up?

are they called adult masterpieces because they're ports of 10+ year old games?

>adult masterpiece
so a port of a 18 year old game?

Haunting Grounds and Clock Tower 3. Please m8. What's great is that since Capcom already has Remake and 0 out of the way, we will get ports of stuff other games like Code Veronica . I hope RE 1-3 also get HD versions with maybe use of something like that AI upscaler for the backgrounds.

Also, I'm hoping as well that these "Adult Masterpieces" make their way to PC and PS4.

Because the games are old enough to drink

That shouldn't count and you know it

>retards putting Japanese through google translate
It's games current adults played when they were kids, aka ports of 30 year old games

Yep, they're back. youtube.com/watch?v=yYU3hUlovaA

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>Adult Masterpieces
Phoenix Drive Switch port confirmed

I didn't even know Capcom made adult games

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What is this lol

The subtitles were only unreadable if you were a poorfag with an sdtv

Fuck you, user, I really want that

>It's a Wii port

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I'd like both actually. Chop Til You Drop was basically an Re4 mod with regular zombies.

>adult masterpiece
We gonna see Vergil performing Judgement Nut?

yaranaika

Give me some Haunting Ground and all is forgiven.

OH SNAP, I DID NOT HEAR SUCH A TRUTH!

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Is it bad if the first thing I notice is that the guy's wine glass is practically a fish bowl with how large it is?

If your wine glass doesn't require at least two full bottles to fill it then how can you call yourself an adult?

A translated ad

You're right, I think I have a glass vase somewhere, the size should be enough.

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It's for sure either DR1/2 or DMC3/4

Please... MHW on switch...

>Capcom releasing DMC 2 on the Switch on its own
Imagine the shitstorm

I swear to God, if God Hand is released on Switch only I will kill someone.

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>killer7 in modern consoles
Don't give me hope, user

I think that's a Japanese thing, I've seen it before.

>Capcom lets Suda make an all new K7 cutscene for TSA on the Switch
>Never ports K7 to it
That'd be some shit

>he doesn't drink out of fish bowls

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>DR1 on Switch
>can't read the text just like the original in 2006

Based and timelimitpilled

When's DMC3SE nigga

I just want a console port of the Aliens vs. Predator arcade game. Is that too much to ask?

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My mom makes sandwiches?

>2006 never ended
Hell yeah, time to crack open a surge and play this game while waiting for new Ed Edd n Eddy episodes

I unironically want this

Dead Rising Collection most likely.

This makes me so happy that someone is literally a clone of me

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I'd love to have portable DMC3

>Yea Forums

>Collection
get a load of this guy

Not anymore!

Capcom, at this point I will give you my testicles and a real hundred bucks if you at least mention Breath of Fire again.

Seems like they're making some ports of RE, Chaos Legion, and DMC, but with like chapter skip and easy modes.

is the switch be powerful enough to run it?

I mean, dealing with Capcom is kind of a process. Not in the level of Square or Disney but still a process

It can run the Witcher 3 without exploding. That's all you need to know

>adult masterpieces

Based Capcom

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it's on Steam though. Is PC not a modern console?

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Even the lightgun ones?

You gotta buy the giant Capcom-shaped CPS-II emulator for that

Viewtiful Joe HD collection

PC is not a console. If people considered PC a console, there wouldn't be so much console vs PC-warring bullshit

Is viewtiful Joe considered adult masterpieces?

If the target audience was 12 when it came out, yeah. Around the same time as Resident Evil 4.

I need porn and drm free in the same headline. Otherwise I don't care.

Well, they come with "Adults" difficulty.

Yes.

Dead Rising for the Switch? Your wish is granted

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This, you could also read the text, there was no time limit and they fixed certain shit like respawnable convicts ad you get full speed at the start.

And they're part of the Adult series in Japan.
capcom.co.jp/switch-lineup/

Who's the girl with her hair covering her eyes in the third panel?

Just give me Legends and BN collections, Capcom you fucking ggers.

That was somehow a semi decent port if you ignore the downgrade visuals

When will capcom release the og RE 1,2,3 bundle ?
You know people want it.

Where were you when Slutty McSlut came to switch?

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This is the fundamental issue with Switch, and why I literally only bought one to pirate games with. Why the fuck should I pay for games that are lesser versions of the originals (yes, even "remasters" look worse than the original games on Switch) when I could get those games for a fraction of the cost on a PC or other system better suited to running them?

Damn! I thought we were getting Saki's game...

youtube.com/watch?v=KHA22qgQM74

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I don't think that is a game with actual sex content.

Overclock it bro

You're going to get R3make and never see og 1,2,3 again

THAT BOY'S GOTTA EAT
HE GOT TO HAVE HIS SUPPER

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"Why yes I play Switch why do you ask? You're not a virgin Playstation user are you?"

They don't seem to want to touch their PS1 3D games. Dino Crisis, MML, RE. Waiting on collections for all of those.

Maybe they'll release God Hand...? :)

Viewtiful Joe, Killer7, DMC3, and Dead Rising would be nice.

I mean in their defence only the first dino crisis was decent, so I can understand them not showing much interest in the IP

>Viewtiful Joe
Holy shit that would be great

God please
DMC3 in bed would be amazing

Also, fucking GOD HAND.
I’d get that shit in a heartbeat

I understand that most people got disappointed on Dino Crisis 2 for getting more action oriented instead of keeping the survival tone from the first, but if you ignore that it was still a good game on its own right. Can't talk about 3 though, the game is shitted on unanimously.

I like that they include a pseudo otome game within RE and Dragons Dogma.

The most likely ports to surface are Dead Rising, the other DMCs and Killer7 since they already have ports. Capcom seems to be making serious money with this if they've put it on center stage and made another Megaman collection to boot. I don't particularly mind, but they're expensive.

Don't forget about that lightgun shooter released for the ps2 as well.
Unfortunately hardly anyone remembers dini crisis, if they did bring it back it'd be a port of 1 and that would be your lot.

Snoy boy want game... Snoy boy want game...

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it's happening

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No fucking way.

1, probably. but not 2.

Give me Breath of Fire collection goddammit

>tfw they port it to switch but Capcom America won't bring the english version over

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If the Switch can run Dragon's Dogma, it can run every single last gen game from Capcom.

literal who

dead rising 2 is very CPU intensive and chugs on every console, if it were ported to switch it would ass performance and/or zombie density

>Dragons Dogma in first panel
just make a sequel already you hacks

What about Clock Tower?

Based and underated post.

Since when the fuck does Capcom own Clock Tower?

They published and helped develop Clock Tower 3, the game that buried the series. No idea if they actually own the franchise itself though.

>Get a feeling so complicated
>Decide to watch old trailer of Ghost Trick
>Remember Ace Attourney is on Switch
>Remember that Ghost Trick uses 3d Models
>Models in trailer look crisp as fuck

PLEASE CAPCOM MAKE IT HAPPEN

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I would buy a portable DR1 in a heartbeat. Infinity Mode especially would be a lot better that way.

>that DDDMCRE chad
Literally me.

Weren't you cucks crying that the switch port of DQ11 was getting an orchestral score? Funny how when the shoe's on the other foot you show your true colors, clown.

only in Japan

That guy looks fucking based.

where the fuck are any VJ ports
how did Okami get ported to tons of consoles yet VJ gets nothing at all

LOST PLANET WHEN

Never.

FUCK YOU, TOKYO GAME SHOW

>Adult Masterpieces

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>adult masterpieces

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The guy in the second panel is crying because REmake is a fucking DIGITAL CODE on a PHYSICAL release.

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Who cares? Just don't leave my boy Joe rotting in the abyss.
Viewtiful Joe 3 soon.

shimmerfag detected

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actually the only reason why this shit exists in the first place is because no one is actually buying the ports

so now they're trying this lameass shit

>tfw best girl is now canon

Considering how popular Capcom's female characters are, they could probably print money from dating sims.

>you can make Frank take a shit in game while taking a shit IRL

Faaaaantastic!

>Nobody is buying our ports
>Let's make even more ports and announce them at TGS
I don't think that works user. They're selling allright, which is worrying at those prices

If SNK could do it, though that only happened because they were desperate.

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That's a dating sim made by SNK, not a dating sim featuring SNK characters, though.

Negro, all the characters from Days of Memories are from SNK games. Mai, Kyo and Iori are right there for example.

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But she's the best.

OH FUCK YES

Sadako

This.

I'd fucking kill for this

Did Capcom actually make arcade games for taverns that i sometimes find to play on MAME?

Sadoko seems like a weird flex. Doesn't he have balls despite looking like a woman?

>that 3rd pic with the OL checking out Dante
I love it

last time I checked the Switch wasn't region-locked

>Recommended for such an adult you!
Bless the japanese and their engrish

She's not checking out Dante user

>every
>no RE1
>no RE2
>no RE3
>no CV

>adult masterpieces

Looks like we found our 4th character

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>This is the Switch audience

Unless it is Breath of Fire 3, 4 and 5 or Megaman Legends 1 and 2, I don't care.

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>hey, we should include a character from that popular Capcom zombie franchise
>resident evil
>no, the other one that has a fraction of the sales and lacks the influence and world wide recognition
>genius!

GIVE IT TO ME
YOU ARE MY NIGGER

test

Fucking port Ghost Trick already.

PS1 versions of the RE games would be nice

Cute office lady

>This is the fundamental issue with Switch
You mean with capcom.

MT Framework is literally magic and the Switch has better specs than the 360 so I'm sure it'll work

Name one developer more out of touch than capcom.

youtu.be/ftM-PbW6r1Q

Why is this allowed?

Just put Outbreak 1/2 with local wireless/online play on Switch, fuck! Those games don't deserve to die on the PS2 forever!

Oh boy I can't wait to purchase and consume old product again

Image of man with beard, glasses and mouth agape.

Just fucking port Outbreak 1/2 to Switch with online play and local wireless, fuck!

It's not which is why they sell like shit.

NO YURI AHHHHHHHH

>Code Veronica
Why won't Capcom give PC the HD remaster? I just want to own the game on PC, and play it without an emulator...

Oh boy I can't wait to buy and consume new shitty product that is either shit or knickle and diming me!
Fuck you retard, there's demand here for a reason.

>this is what Switch users look like
When did Switch owners become such Chads?

Has anyone really been far as decided to go want to do look more like? What the fuck is happening in those panels?

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YES YES YES

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This isn't a sony thread though.Yes, I'm implying sonyfags are soi chuggers.