How far would he make it in the last game you played if he were the protagonist?

How far would he make it in the last game you played if he were the protagonist?

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>The world ends with you
Probably wins at day 1

>DOOM
He's gonna be fine

Ancestors the Humankind Odyssey, so about average

>They truly were the aqua teen hunger force.
How he got away with this?

>Three Houses
He'd die in the first fight likely from hitting on Edelgard.

Carl would end up in Po Town and take over team skull, then have a harem end with all the female grunts.

I'M A FREAKIN BERSERKER PACKIN MAN AND A HALF FRYMAN

>Hollow Knight
youtu.be/qX-YfuVQmX8

>Fallout: NV
He wouldn't have survived the show from Benny

>Strange Journey Redux
Freakin' Demons!

>Furi
"EY YO MASK MAN COULD YA GET ME OUTTA THESE FRICKIN SHACKLES"
I highly doubt The Voice would even depend on him enough to free him.

Soft CC'd, hard CC'd, stun, slept, stun again, frozen, and hacked

>BotW with Carl
I would live at the Trading Post near Gerudo Town and try to fuck hot Gerudo babes all of the time

He'd just bail out of pretty much every video game plot that's not GTA or Saints Row

Alright lets not forget Carls apparently ability to come back to life after dying in, almost every way imaginable... I last played Dark Souls III but honestly... Carl would just grind and level up. He inexplicably comes back to life like Kenny all the time, so whos to say he wouldnt do the same in the Souls universe.

Reply to this post with your favorite Aqua Teen quote

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>Medieval II Total War
Hey look at me daddy I’m flying around with Crusaders in Egypt land!

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>A Hat in Time
Either the Mafia would just assume he was already a member, or he would use the time pieces to try and get pussy.
Meatwad would ruin it somehow by accident.

>Oh would you please? Save us? From all ze money?

>blasphemous demo
it's very short and easy so anyone can finish it

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>ever since my son was never conceived because I never had consensual sex without money, I always thought of you as.... someone I can live next to, in accordance to state law

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>Oh you think you're the expert, let's see how much yourassknowsaboutFLYIN

>Look, I'm sorry about this Fryman, but it's you or me. And I keep getting these freaking emails...these people....SOMEHOW THEY KNOW THAT I'M SMALL DOWN THERE!

>Danganronpa
First victim

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No way he can solve the riddles on his own let alone a partner

>Starsector
He'll make a fine officer in my privateer fleet.

Do not get too attached there Aladdin...

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>If you do, can you just give him this message that he could please, fuck off? Whoever you are you can fuck off too.

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>I'm sorry Bert...
>Yes, you are. A sorry sack of tangerine bitch

>nobody beats Chess Dragon, not even me. And I'm retarded

He's just gonna blast those reapers outta here.

>Duke 3D
He wouldn't make it past the second level.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREAKIN BLOOD?

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Fight for my amusement!

>Wario World
Game remains exactly the same.

>Eat of my flesh...and drink of my blood...for I am so hopped up on cocaine, I know not what I do.
Shake, Carl and the Mooninites are probably the ones with the best quotes

>Why I am black?

>pathologic 2

He's already Big Vlad

Xenoblade Chronicles 2

I..dont know

I know he'd definitely get Pyra given he'd be up for 100,000 gold and he likely touch the sword before being stabbed by Jin

after that...ehh?

>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Probably pretty well, I mean Rex is worthless and is carried by The Aegis. Why couldn't The Aegis carry Carl to Elysium?

I have the body, hairline and hairy shoulders of carl. Still get pussy tho

>Yes, you are. A sorry sack of tangerine bitch.

Friendship ain't about trust
Friendship is about nunchucks

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Literally everything Dr. Weird said

Please do not insult what little intelligence I do have.

>Spyro reignited trilogy

fucker wont even be able to leave the first home-world

>neir automata
I guess as a human he just gets to chill out on the moon

>Shut up or I'll make it worse.

It sucks that we'll never get that Uncle Ruckus movie.

>Steve...pick up that stick...slowly, and carefully now, AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!

>Gentlemen! Chop of my head with such velocity that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix!
>...wow. uh, what's in Phoenix?
>why it's your mama Steve! Get the axe!

>YOU'RE E-BRAKE IS ON

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS MACHINE! And now, upon retrospect, I ask why.

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DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE JACKASS

>Because if I woke up looking like that I'd run towards the nearest living thing and kill it

>Control
Eh. I think he'd go fine.

We do whatever we want to whomever we want
At all times

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>GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD, I HAVE LOST WEIGHT
>Heeey, looking good
>Yeah, all sugars gone...MANUALLY! WITH THIS! *pulls chainsaw

Actually he is just an adult version of Beat

>filename
PUT THOSE BACK, THEY"RE NOT FOR YOU

Omg I love playing as poor neighborhood sims

Sometimes I need a break from playing rich and fancy households

"would you please keep quiet, its is 2:30pm and some of us are trying to sleep"

>La Mulana
He'd die to the first spike trap

I am
Sofa king
We todd ed

>The hell do you mean you're not attracted to him? Go ahead and rap'm

>I dunno man I thought you knew something I didn’t
> I DID KNOW SOMETHING I DIDN’T...
>But it wasn’t that

>Err please...Innuendo
>In YOUR endo, man

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So that explains the breeze I've been feelin'
In my thighs.

>New Vegas

Carl would rule the wasteland and side with the Legion because football

>WOLF IT YOU MUTT
>Hey, d'you hear what I called him? He can't do jaaack about it :)

>Look, just as long as you didn't root for the niners, you're alright with me.

>HE PEED ON ME, BITCH

>Finally tonight I will have enough dicks to complete the dickship and return to dick planet
Literally Yea Forums

I HAVE AN ADVANCED DEGREE IN DICKNOLOGY

Would an ATHF RPG (Like the South Park games) be a good idea? Maybe a Beat'em up or a Fighting game? I feel like golf was a wasted potential

>Sir, I'm so sorry, I think I hit your dog...with mah swords

>ATHF RPG
>Carl has a different line for every status effect and won't stop talking until he's cured

Literally just the entire standards and practices scene
>Watch how this nun reacts when we blow her brains out

>A valuable link in keeping good and funny ideas away from you, the television viewer.

HE PEED ON ME BITCH

>IM FRICKIN POISONED HERE

>and it's sure not to offend the black people

He'd somehow get roped along with the rest of the crew and survive it much to everyones bewilderment. He and Cayde would have fun banter.

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>WH-FIR- FIRE! OH GOD IT HURTS. CURE ME JESUS CHRIST I CAN FEEL MY EYES BOILING

>NO, UNACCEPTABLE

Holy shit I can hear it just right

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IM THE GHOST OF THE GHOST THAT WAS JUST HERE

Why does Yea Forums universally have better Yea Forums threads than Yea Forums does

because Yea Forums is shit

>Wolfenstein Young Blood
Who would be his cooperative buddy? Frylock?

>now you put on your work boots and respirator. I had to pull a lot of strings to get them to hire an 8 year old.

Yea Forums unironically thinks that Adventure Time wasn't shit after Flame Princess.

Wait, is that a cell pho-

>You look at him and tell me there's a God

>hunt showdown
all the way to a quick death

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>"Just tip over the oil and run like hell"
>"Who's gonna arrest me, the friggin trees?"

MC Pee Pants don't just want candy now, that's childish, he needs it. And when you need something that's a responsibility, that only only an adult... of my maturity... bunnies!

boards usually have better off-topic threads then the threads that belong on the board, probably because there aren't the usual shitters of the board the threads belong on around that shit up these threads.

>Now filate me while I eat this expensive ham

>girls frontline
Carl starts to molest all the gun girls, but only the milfs

>Gets paralyzed
>Doesn't say a god damned thing and just lays there
>Looks happy because he doesn't have to do shit, just lay there and let everyone else do all the work
>Gets pissed off if you cure him

Was it ever explained why he stopped showing up? I know the voice actor wanted to do an animated show but it never went beyond the pilot

>bioshock
>ya know these creepy spida chicks don't look half bad wit a bag ova their head
>ohoho I'm a MAN,Andy! I'm only a SLAVE to da RHYTHM
Also he'd die.

Res 2 remake.
He won't even make it to Marvin.

Who would be in your main party? I'd go with Carl, MC Chris, Shake and Cybernetic Ghost
>Bosses?
>Secret bosses?
>Story?

all other boards have better Yea Forums threads than we do too. It's because the shills aren't on those other boards. I remember a couple weeks ago on /ck/ there was a DOOR STUCK thread except they changed it to FOOD STUCK and everyone made /ck/ related edits. Extra soulful thread that probably wouldn't even get a reply here.

Only waifufags believe this. Most people now pretend it was always shit. Send help.

>Aqua Team Fortress 2
Yeah, I'm thinkin' it don't matter. None of this matters.

YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?

>DQXI
I don't think he would even leave the starting town. He would be too busy trying to get laid with Gemma and/or he would say something like, "Ain't none of this matters."

Their entire reaction to Willy Nelson's attic was great.

Ironically people on dedicated boards are usually too far gone into niche or too contrarian to discuss more mainstream shit or just have a discussion in general

With that said, why did they stop doing the Dr Weird bits after Season 2?

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>Party
Napkin Lad, Ol' Drippy, Carl, and Turkeytron
>Bosses
Insane-o-flex, Randy the Astonishing, The Quad Laser, Dr. Wongburger
>Secret bosses
Paul (Must unlock the Fightan Titan to fight), Markula, The Quad Glacier, Dr. Weird
>Story
It's Aqua Teen, does there really need to be one?

Spacecataz

>tfw we'll never ever get Dr.Weird or Zorak or Moltar again because Croker is dead
>tfw Frylock's VA is a dishwasher now who barely scrapes by because AS screwed him over

Will Napkin lad ever dance again?

2 reasons.
>Spacecataz was a failed spin-off pilot that AS rejected so they decided to just throw it in the beginning of each episode of season 3
>Writers couldn't come up with stuff to make the gag fresh

>They truly were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force
>I wanna be called Spaghetti

Which season had the best intro? And which one had the best intro song?
>Aqua Teen
>Aqua Unit Patrol Squad One
>Aqua TV Show Show
>Aqua Something You Know Whatever
>ATHF Forever

Which were also good bits

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the original is the only good one. all others are just to remind you of the decrease in quality of the episodes.

Aqua tv show show’s intro was god tier

MY NAME IS

ATHF Forever, I apprecaited the "anime" remix of the original opening plus they knew the series was ending so "Aqua Teen won't ever be cancelled" always made me smile

best intros AND songs
Aqua teen og > ATHF forever > Aqua tv show show > the rest

>Mario kart 8
>Hey uh Daisy, I got something you can put 2 lips on right here, Hahahahahaha. Hey, where ya going baby? Come back, we can double dash together or something.

People canonically come back from death in every souls game. I can picture Carl looking like burnt, leathery bacon but still retaining his sanity.

but we are getting a reboot with ruckus as mayor of the town

>Opus Magnum
Probably farther than the main protagonist did.

>Wait, who-who unionized?
>Wouldn't you like to know. Probably yo momma.

Someone's dick is coming with me tonight.

>gets hit
>"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FRICKIN CAAAARRRR!!!!!!!"

SHAKE ZULA
THE MIKE RULA

Carl, Shake, Cybernetic Ghost and Happy time Harry

>thief gold
I'd love it

Oh bullshit. Aqua Teen never got bad

Then why did they cancel it?

Because Boston is retarded

Because Mike Lazo is an infamous cunt.

no season after 4 has over 50% good episodes

If lack of quality was a reason for a show getting cancelled the Simpsons would be dead by Season 15

Lazo wanted to focus on live action shows and felt ATHF was distracting everyone from them.

The Bomb fiasco, you idiot

>So I put 2 and 2 together there hey, and decided you were pissing me off

>Mafia 3
he'd probably fit in but die really early on if he survives the flashback.

The bomb thing was years before cancellation.

source?

"Y-you can't eat carpet... silly daddy."
"Not like that, you gotta boil it."

>Smoke it? What're you smoking cuz I ain't slow cooking jack! We're flash-frying this MUTHA

This. Motherfucker cancelled Moral Orel, actually unforgivable.

You know how they made an episode about it? There was a myth that says CN would shut the show's preduction if the episode ever got out of their sekrit files. It's on Youtube right now

>Hylics
Carl is used to everything surreal, he would probably stay home and watch tv until he gets bored and then try bang Somsnosa

>No not anymore...We're done talkin

>asked for darker episodes
>they give him darker episodes
>"whoah too dark"
>cancels them
What a faggot.

Moral Orel remains the most fucked-up show I've ever watched.

What are you doin here? Hangin around with these WHOO-RES. I mean no disrespect.

Dracula called and said he's coming tonight. And I said okay.

Oh do go on.

Do you know how many birthdays there are in a year? There are hundreds. Literally hundreds.

>aqua teen hunger force game
>starts as a point and click adventure game with shake; practically a walking simulator
>he doesn't shut the fuck up about how great the game is and will outright refuse doing certain things
>brief meatwad section
>its a platformer with fantastic controls
>shake immediately resumes control of the game after like two minutes
>later loses his agency and you can harm him as much as you want
>tfw this will never happen

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You forgot the please

> Welcome home baby. I say this to all of your things, for this is a robbery

Now I want to get drunk and marathon ATHF with my bros in this thread.

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>PICK UP THAT INTEL OR I WILL UNLEASH THE VENOM

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He also cancelled metalacolypse and and asked fans to send in petition if they wanted it to continue. The fans DID that and so he set up a live stream of the petition going out of a fax machine straight into a paper shredder.

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>shadow of the colossus
I think he's fucked

>Party
Shake Zula, Mc Peepants, Carl and Boxy Brown for that sweet Mocha Shake combo
>Bosses
The bible fruit, Dr Wongburger, Mc Peepants (before becoming party member), Dr Weid + Steve
>Secret Bosses
Wwwyzzerdd, Chicken Brittle, Jesus Ezequiel Jesus, Hidden superboss space ghost
>Story
Shake and Meatwad try out a new RPG or some shit, Shake sucks and gets mad, throws the game into Frylock's new interdimensional machine or some shit and fuses the game world with their world.

> Fire Emblem Three Houses
I'd make him a War Master

I don't really see Carl as someone the council would pick as a candidate for the Spectres.

He would just rape the dead chick over and over

>Carl : "Of course!"

TONIGHT!

It dont matta, none if this mattas

>YOU ARE THE GAYEST MONSTER SINCE GAY CAME TO GAY TOWN

>Carl : "Of course!"

Every single Shake rant. They're some of the greatest TV quotes of all time

>”alright, don’t rub it in.”
>”then how bout I blow it in!”
>”what?”

>Morrowind
Can't imagine he'd even try to leave seyda neen, probably bunk with fargoth unless he hears about the house of earthly desires in Suran

Doom 3 - He is probably gonna call most of the demons gay

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>Maybe I should say it in mehicano. Get back therro and casho the checko, amigo. Andale, andale!

So, you curin' me or...

>Mad Max
"Nuh uh uh uh, no way am I letting you put your weird greasy monster hands all over 2 Wycked"

No I didn't, no I didn't!
Y-yeah, you did.
also
>I want my name to be spaghetti

Jubilee a qt

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If they get close to ya, just hit em wit the shampoo.

seriously fuck lazzo
that teased ending with murderface getting the curse mark and he cancels it for the 1 billionth season of robot chicken
makes me angry just thinking about it
>in the same city as that retard as it type this

that's her christian name

this

>WoW
This could actually work

>Im not the fricken nerevarine!

>I'm gonna need a pitcher a beer
>some stuffed halapenas
>the nachos grande
>and 50 wings extra hot, keep the ranch comin

Carl the Dragonborn. You know I think he'd be just fine.

>She starts crying over having to do porn
>Immediately look for rule34 of her

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>Metal Gear Solid 2
He'd die to Fortune

>haha, yeah im a fat man too pal. Aint nothin special.

>"The things I say are very baffling!"

Nah, it'd be that Dominic guy who is just Carl but a Jets fan.

This reminds me of a SEVERELY LONG STORY.

Did you find anything good?

Well I know what I'm running next time.

meme builds based on other characters are great.
i tried running an Xavier build in New Vegas. it was awful but hilarious.

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>duke nukem on come get some difficulty in shrapnel city

id say he would be fucked from the start.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIGGIN CAR!?

metal gear solid 3, I think he'll just knife everything and go rambo

youtube.com/watch?v=EpKnd2kqBWI

High CHA and low INT or something?

PICK UP THAT PHONE OR I WILL UNLEASH THE VENOM

also only leveling survival. and no direct fighting, but every important character must die

You basting that turkey today?

tonight...you...

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>only cartoons so that means NO cartoon network

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you must also have an entire monologue prepared every time you go to a town

>Kirby Super Star
Unfortunately no Carl in any of these but

youtube.com/watch?v=h2PPXpm92-8
youtube.com/watch?v=dvQmE0iwWNw
youtube.com/watch?v=DcpBHVkX3eU
youtube.com/watch?v=1-VqeT4hfjw

okami
>oh good, something about that Susano....

Tell me you played youtube.com/watch?v=mR65v4fDqOc every time you rambled into a new town.

>Its not spongebob
>Underpayed voice actors
>Ran for 11 seasons
>Had an ACTUAL ending (More or less)

It lasted longer than most shows, it just ran its course, all good things come to an end eventually

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>Can I at least take her into the woods, rape her and behead her, possibly not even in that order?

you bet your ass i did

how did they screw over the voice actors again?

"so tired of this, freakin go away, you freak."

Wow that dude sounds like a little bitch

>Dont starve
he's fucked

the voice actor for frylock was never paid royalties on the dvd releases due to being fucked by his contract.
he was recently evicted from his apartment because he couldn't afford it. he also works as a dishwasher

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it was the prophecy, starring Christopher Walken

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Good shit. I can only imagine the soul enlightening journey you went on.

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you know how they changed the name of the show every season after reaching a hundred episodes? If the show had simply stayed "aqua teen hungerforce" they would have had to begin paying the voice actors more, so they changed the name of the show every season to have it technically count as a different show. At least, that's how I remember it being explained, I might be slightly off.
Frylock's voice actor in particular is literally homeless right now, though

Nice man, had no idea this existed and the way he mixes in the actual soundtrack is pretty fucking good.

youtube.com/watch?v=HTB7k1tVujA
This

>Dark Souls 3
unless he takes on a BIG DICK BAZUZO or Smoug build, he won't fit in the starting armor.
he's gonna die like every starting bitch ever did

>Streets of rogue
He's gonna do amazing but he's probably going to stay on level one until he dies of old age

>I get it. It don't mean it's funny but I get it.

>Oh so it’s like that movie the Predator but instead of huntin he’s crappin

>I said he needed to chill. He thought I said he needed to kill.

I guess I cut myself shavin’
... my, uh, thighs

Hey do you want to hit this?
>no thanks that is a poisonous tire
What?
>i mean we are already really high

"I should not walk, that a child may LIVE!"

I still say this to this day

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wouldn't survive the first day

>And if you need anything else, there's some ants.

YEAH!! TONIGHT!!!

>Instead of supporting each other they say their team rocks which fills the rage inside of them making them too angry to die and in the cut scenes they would hit on that black chick
it would have been a better game for it that's for sure

>Minecraft

Carl dies of hunger

>"Take this knife, slice off your nipples, and feed them to the sisters. Like grapes!"
>"Nah i'm not doin that"
>"Oh c'mon buddy, you know you're drunk"
>"Yeah, and it's a good thing too. Otherwise I would totally feel this"

>Haha, we are gonna beat their asses... TONIGHT!

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>"My cousin Terry is looking for a highly motivated individual with great 'putting bullets in people skills'. One night, ten grand, no questions asked. PIECE OF CAKE."
>"Then why don't you do it Carl"
>"I can't. You've seen my chain. Last time I went to lock-up this thing BARELY squeaked up my ass"

>wait, he needs this for the champion... wait this is bowling, don’t watch this

>~NO NOOOOOO JOHN KRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK~

>Is your buddy out of prison yet?
>Which one? 'Cos there's three.
>Oh, you know which one. The guy that was in the hotel with the people... and the welding.
>Oh, Terry. Yeah, he's out, but part of his parole is that he's not supposed to... you know, do what he was doing... to flesh.

>Damn. That's a mature situation.

>final fantasy 9
>Beatrix fight
>Carl hits on her the whole time making her uncomfortable
Not that he would make it that far.

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I like how 80% of the thread is just quotes from the show

>That shit about Frylock's VA
tell me it ain't so

>Yo uh... you better watch it before I take care of that other eye of yours. With my huge dick y'know what I'm saying eheheheh!

How can a man in charge of such a chill network be so fucking unchill.

jesus, I saw the dude last year in NYC comic con.

>One of them looks kinda... strong.

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>Fryman, we're full of religion now. Everyone, bow your heads, and pretend to be serious.

He also hates space ghost.

That made me physically react

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THIS IS A DISCTATORSHIP, AND I RULE IT WITH AN IRON DICK

>'Look Carl, maybe you need to take a good look at your life.'
>'I look at my life everyday...and I pop a boner.'

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As long as we're talking good cartoons cancelled, who do I blame specifically for Sym-Bionic Titan? Or do I just blame the entirety of Cartoon Network? Gendy deserves better than Sony and Cartoon Network clowns.

The full story is
>eric andre goes to lazzo to pitch his show
>says how inspired by space ghost he is
>how he loves it and wants to emulate the interviews
>lazzo stares at him and says how shit space ghost is
>says he sees it as a great shame he wishes he could erase
>eric is shocked and says nothing
>his show gets greenlit

>he set up a live stream of the petition going out of a fax machine straight into a paper shredder.
Holy shit, this is the definition of a villain

That's fucking wild

>No new Venture Brothers until 2021
At the Earliest

Carl in Mass Effect 2 would be absurd

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>EA: Huge. I loved “Space Ghost” when I was in college.
>HPC: Yeah, that show’s the best. It still holds up so well, too.
>EA: Still holds up. Before we started shooting, I rented as many seasons I could get my hands on and did a “Space Ghost” marathon by myself in my house, just so I could absorb as much “Space Ghost” as I could. I picked Mike Lazzo’s brain about it — that’s an executive at Adult Swim, and also he’s the creator of “Space Ghost” — and he couldn’t give a shit about “Space Ghost.” He’s like, “What? Space Ghost? Space Ghost is dead to me.”
>HPC: Wow, really?
>EA: He couldn’t care less. I was like, “Remember episode four in season two...?” I’m a huge geek, and he can’t even remember.
How sad...

>Paper Mario
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRICKIN PRINCESS.

I unironically hope he gets me too'd.

>all I can think about is sex, and some song called tonight long stick go boom

How the fuck is Cartoon Network still a thing? Why doesn't fucking anyone start a better platform for cartoon creators? Netflix is the closest thing.

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>Here, Shake, eat my head.
>Here, kiss my ass!

>Meatwad, your dad's here and he wants to make amends!
>That ain't my daddy
>Yes he is, I asked him "are you Meatwad's daddy?" and he said "How'd you know yes I am"

Larry Miller hair system for men to this day remains the single funniest thing I have ever watched
I generally don't laugh at things but I was howling with laughter when I watched it for the first time

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DO I LOOK LIKE A SMALL CHILD TO YOU?

I know it's shit user, what with OK KO getting the boot, but Mao Mao has been a great successor and then fucking some
In fact most of Yea Forums has been chill over the amount of great new content is coming out, between Mao, Amphibia and Infinity Train
Plus Star Vs. ended on such a sour note that most of the folks there are in agreement that it's best to look to the future rather than how shit things are currently

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>Okay I'm awake. Let's, uh...friggin' go get married.

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No damage 100% speedrun because Carl is the best. He always had the best lines.
>What is this, some sorta gayout?
>Yeah, come a little bit closer there, Shake! You won't be telling anybody anything! EVER AGAIN!
>Next door. Jackass.
>Dude, what are you dancing about? You're poor.
>I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!
>Isn't it clear that I'm just gonna completely fuck your ass up if you don't take two steps back?
>Okay, have a crappy weekend! Hope your house burns down!
>I'm not gonna get humped by a giant red gorilla in space.

ATHF is great and all but let's see how many true OG AS fans are lurking
Respond to this post with your favorite SGC2C quote

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My name is Carl...Naru....naruka? somethin...

Heck yeah I like steak Chie, I'd love ta steak somethin in you sometime hehehehehe

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It did, it was pretty clear they were scraping the bottom of the barrel for jokes at this point. Lazzo is a piece of shit that ruined AS but he made the right call on this one.

I CAN SMELL THE CARDS!!

That stupid fucking anime robot prostitute in /w/ shouldn't make me feel the way it does.

I NEED TO GAMBLE

first killer. Monokuma just lets him go. It's like he didn't even try.

lol

"Nobody cares Moby. Nobody cares."

Finish the game, user.

Finish the game, user.

>GTAO
i guess hed die happy at least

>/y/
my fucking sides

LIVING WITH YOU IS LIKE LIVING IN A LIVING NIGHTMARE

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

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>Hahahahaha
>IT'S NOT FUNNY!
>Hahahahaha
>Catherine I will have to ask you to please, stop laughing!
>Hahahahaha
>I'm serious!
>Haha-Haha-Haha-Hahaha
>I warned you *Blasts TV
>Haha-Haha-h-h-h-h-h-h

Thank you Cloudflare for showing a "timeout" error and then sending my post twice

>You know the rules. No fanny packs.
MY BREAKFAST BARS!

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>Burnout Paradise
Depends on the music he's listening to.

>That is Old Kentucky Shark and he has been there!
same thing happened to me earlier but it only sent the post once

Total Re-Carl has two that are tied for me.
>Hello, is anyone here? Why do my knees feel like they wanna tear up?
>Which button sorta turns me to the lawyer and makes me sue the hell out of you?
That episode is peak Aqua Teen, man.

>SGC2C
>[as]

I'm getting posting/connection errors as well.

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Do you have the number of the thread? Now I wanna read it

"You boys aren't nerds, are you?"

>Blasphemous demo
He couldn't make the first platforming jump

honey those arent children those are packets of creamed cheese

They hate fun.

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>Dawn of War
He would make a fine Chaos Marine

>What's that word that's the exact opposite of scary?
>Tacos?

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"They're professional dick hunters. They crave dick......as we all do."

>Is this product for everyone, Space Ghost? (Laughs.) No, no, no. This product is not for everyone. Only for those who buy, and choose to use, the product.

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>And you were going to turn him on?!

Would he work well with Kazooie?

>You need to chill out, and shut your lid, cup, or else it'll be time to shake it up!...and the drinks are on me...cuz I'm tired of milking this shake...and there's no...free refills this time...Excuse me, ma'am, but this machine seems to be out of ice and...I just purchased this. Lemme, uh...lemme rework this
>*Flies away
>*comes back immediately
>*slap

Is anyone else not able to post images?

Got one better
>Spends all game trying to ditch the space marines for chaos but keeps getting interrupted

And you're suppose to be dumpster diving for scraps you 6 piece chicken Mcnobody!

posts keep timing out before going through for me, I think the site's just fucking up

Are we being raided or is the image server down or some shit?

>Hoona igna, chowa neha!

Testing.

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Testing. Posting an image failed.

>EDF 5
Earth is fucked isn't it...

>Dead or alive Xtreme 3 Scarlet
Either Carl gets real lucky and bangs Momiji, or she would kill him. Assuming Carl becomes Owner-San. If he takes the place of the girls, I would lose all of the mini-games.

I made both of these posts but it told me it failed. Fucking weird.

Are those clouds on fire?

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Cloudflare's been shitting itself.

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It does that from time to time when the servers fuck up.
>says your post failed because connection error/banned
>actually goes through
I don't believe it keeps track of (You)s when it does that as well.

>What special powers do YOU have to help stop the insanity?

Also the (you)s are gone.

test

>Bastion
Doubt he'd make it very far.

>Your front door was locked, Carl.
>Yes! And, and that was for a very good reason!
>What're you, uh, doin' on the computer there?
>I'll have you know I was checking my sports scores.
also the football shorts are legendary
>I have since come to know the Turks at the embassy as an industrious, hardworking people. Except for the one who stole my kidney.

Is there a Whispy Woods one for Revenge of the Trees?

Off topic threads are ALWAYS ALWAYS better for a few simple reasons.
>shitposters are prowling looking for the normal popular crap to shitpost on.
>the threads are few and far between and have an air of "freshness" about them
Note the complete lack of frog/wojack cancer. The tell tale sign of a good thread.

>Non-vidya threads
>Everybody gets together talking about something they enjoy
>most on-topic Vidya threads
>EVERYTHING YOU LIKE SUCKS
>NO EVERYTHING YOOOOU LIKE SUCKS
Look at Smash bros threads nowadays, they're nothing but people insulting video game franchises. I'm serious, check one out right now.

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Were you also having trouble uploading anything? I feel like the site was just down o a bit.

Yes.

>Mr. Brutananadilewski?
>Didn't make it

Off topic threads are ALWAYS ALWAYS better for a few simple reasons.
>shitposters are prowling looking for the normal popular crap to shitpost on.
>the threads are few and far between and have an air of "freshness" about them
Note the complete lack of frog/wojack cancer. The tell tale sign of a good thread.

>Aw hell no!

He wouldn't last a minute, but it would be hilarious to watch.

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>doom 3
I could make it down some dark hallways, kill a few zombies,
But zombies love patiently hiding and waiting for you to pick up some ammo before jumping out of the closet behind you and chopping off 3/4s of your health

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How far does The Scrambler make it?

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>CK2

The Brak Show was just as good

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Are we fix?

Sadness is for poor people!

Hey Yea Forums, would you put your brain in a robot body?

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Don't forget...
>I remember some things. I'm just not too clear on being so old and black. Why am I black? And what's with this outfit. It's ridiculous.

FIX

Alright
>type out post
>try to post
>as soon as it reaches 100 percent cancel post
>post goes through
Try it out.

No, not if they are little manlet robots. They're too short.

>Things that will excite you

>You see what I ordered? I'm gonna be fartin' blood over here!

I've been waiting 6 hours for someone to post this

I love Squidbillies. So underrated yet it's over a decade old.

>Minoria
Too fat to dodge roll, but no one would fight him anyway. Probably steal all the valuables and bounce while complaining about the homos and confusing the shit out of his sidekick.

>Warframe
Would definitely kill for a Carl-eqsue warframe

That show was trash

Glad I could be of service, user.

That's as big as they make them

Carol as a mechwarrior in Battletech. He would hit on whats her face. Oh man she is so unremarkable that I cant even remember.