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AI bot that creates video game stories #2
Jacob Peterson
Dylan Sanders
Jacob Thomas
Sunny is a 8 year old cunny that has the power to turn on all the lights in the neighborhood and even the sun in another neighborhood. There are about 15 other cunnies in Sunnyland.
The light was on. I was very happy with it.
A day or two later, I came in looking for my daughter. I was surprised when I saw her. She was still in the dark room in the dark room. There was no one there. She was in the cage.
I tried to convince my daughter.
I told her to go back to the light after I had my baby.
I told her I didn't want to see her when I had my baby.
I was very tired. I got into the car. I told her that I didn't want to watch my son.
I drove to another neighborhood over night. I walked the streets with all that I knew. I had already missed two days of work. I needed to rest. I was feeling tired after having spent the night with my daughter. I was going into labor the next night. I felt very
Caleb Wright
Daniel Bailey
David Evans
Luke Ross
Nice
Kevin Jones
Yea Forums Yea Forums- Very unfunny. /w/ - West African English. /x/ - Extremely unfunny. (Not to be confused with Yea Forums - Funny or Crass.)
- Very unfunny.
- Extremely unfunny. (Not to be confused with Yea Forums - Funny or Crass.)
Abandoned
Abandoned - The name of a site that was once active but no longer serves the same purpose, such as a porn site. Usually, this is replaced with a URL. An example of a real site that no longer exists;
Yea Forums - Adult oriented website.
- Adult oriented website.
Abandoned is also a common variation of the name of a defunct computer game and/or a discontinued online service, such as AOL, Yahoo, AOL Instant Messenger or others.
Abandoned - Used in conjunction with abandoned website, often used sarcastically by new webmasters. As long as it means an inactive website, you're fine!
Assange, the
Isaac Sullivan
>chewpy
Zachary Carter
"Yeah, he is."
"Then why the heck didn't you tell me?"
"It is no secret that I will not return this time. There is no room left for two in my heart."
"Oh I get it now, we must speak. I have an idea."
She is so cute. So sweet. I can't help myself. I can't stop. I am a little jealous. I feel like the most beautiful girl in this world.
"You're getting a bit flustered there."
"I'm not." I smile. "Just to make sure, I have something special planned."
"Who is it?"
"Someone whom there is nothing but happiness in this world. You see, when I heard the stories from the town before I became a goddess, I thought that you must be my next opponent."
"Oh. Is that why you were so determined to come back and train?"
"Yeah, the way I see it, it is only natural that I would train hard."
"So you mean it."
"Yes."
Easton Young
What a patrician list
Connor Peterson
Kek
Christopher Young
Minecraft mods are ruining kids
Ryder Roberts
As I was walking down home I saw a strange dark car, I was really confused at first but when I open the front door all I saw was lolis amd they all take me inside. I didn't understand what was going on, one after another, they take their place before me and they start playing. they were all so sexy! They play their instruments and everything was fantastic! As each of them took their place I could hear them singing along. I couldn't believe how amazing they all were. I would do it again all over again.
I went home and thought about my last experience and everything made sense now. I can't wait to go back and see my friends who live in this strange house! I don't care how many times I have done it or how many times people have told me it isn't for me. I know this isn't for me but it doesn't matter. I just love the fact that I wasn't alone. I still haven't lost my mind and my mind is still here. This is for my friends! It is for anyone out there. There are many of us out there.
Elijah Russell
>I will leave the issue of the issue of the issues of the games industry's representation of women and minorities until anyone who wants to fight it. This is how the games industry works – we have a great diversity of voices, but in the end, we make the games we want to play and get the feedback we want when we play them! — The creator (@PiggyPiggy)
What the fuck did they feed this monster??
Jason Ortiz
Sounds like an actual dialogue in an JRPG
Jayden Taylor
Yea Forums and Video Games. The first is an official list of games. The second is a list of games that don't belong in an "official" list and the "Games that aren't good enough" category. The second is an unofficial list of games that are really good but that may not see public release. I'm going to call this an unofficial list because it looks like its incomplete (or even wrong)! I hope I'm right.
I'm not going to list a specific title here, if you find one, let me know! I'll add it to the public lists and move it to the other list later.
Games
I'm going to stick with the most popular games on Steam: Grand Theft Auto IV, World of Warcraft WoW, Battlefield 3, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Bioshock, Bioshock 2, Red Dead Redemption 2, Mass Effect 2, Fallout 2.
The next most popular games on Steam are Counter Strike 3, World of Warcraft, Battlefield 3, The Elder Scrolls III: Skyrim, Portal 2, Minecraft, F
Austin Lewis
War has changed.
It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.
War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.
War has changed." ―Walter
Walter is a playable Character in Fire Emblem Awakening. He is both the protagonist of the game and a support with the player's Avatar during the events of Fates and Chrom's route in Conquest. When you first pick up Wal, he'll greet you, telling you he's there to see you, but you are instead transported to your castle through his magic. You'll have to help him in his time of need, but eventually you'll have to decide when, where and what to do with him.
Walter will join the Avatar in their journey, and may ask the Avatar if it's alright to travel with them, but he must ultimately decide not to. If the Avatar asks Walter what the problem is, he'll say they've got nowhere to run, and he'll try to warn them off
Carter Garcia
Jaxon Roberts
I am vengeance! I am the night! I am Batman! I am the Dark Knight of Gotham!" It's that voice that brings me back to that memory. In every moment, I am Batman's voice. This is where we're at right now: the end of the day. We're all on the same page. We want it to be all work, no play.
IGN: We love the art, so we want to ask about the comic book version of Batman. What's your reaction to the idea of a female Joker like Barbara Kean, who will join you in the comics?
Gotham Academy
Bruce Wayne: I love Batgirl. And I love Poison Ivy, who should have a lot to say to me. I love the idea of a woman in that role. She's the real deal. She's as fierce as Bruce, but she has a certain, little spark. She's very sweet, and she's very loving. She's the perfect Robin.
IGN: How does Amanda Waller factor into the DC Comics Joker?
Bruce Wayne: I love the Joker
Gabriel James
A love story for the ages.
Luke Green
“My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos. Ruined dreams. This wasted land. But most of all, I remember the hack. The man we called “Kojima”.
The one that I thought I met on the street but instead found in a secret room. An unhewn coffin. A man who killed two women in one night. The game was a dream that I could not wake. An imposter. The only one who could have done it. And it was his voice I heard in my imagination.
Connor Campbell
CIA MAN: That's lot of loyalty for a hired gun!
Dante from the Devil May Cry series: WAHOOO! CRAZY!
Takashi Kuriyama from Samurai Warriors and Koei Tecmo: I'm sorry, but this doesn't make anyone happy… I mean, it does make a lot of people extremely jealous
Gaijin Games' director, Yosuke Saito, for his love of cats: You know, the best thing with cats was cats… the best thing is you can talk to them if they're quiet. I mean, even cats know that's their job.
NPC: I like cats too! I like how they are adorable! What do you think?
Yosuke Saitō: There are many animals that have their own names in GBA's world. You could say cats are the second most popular species to call "other" but also they also like music, so I like cats, too!
A new character known as the Black Cat from Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse , and a new summon.
Alexander Peterson
Cooper Nelson
Battlefield V
Playback (on console and PC)
All Battlefield campaigns
Multiplayer (Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4)
Battlefield V will be available on all platforms, including Xbox One and PlayStation 4. The game is also part of EA's EA Access program and the Battlefront beta is available now.
For more from our interview, head here.
Battlefield Hardline
Battlefield Hardline follows the story of a former drug kingpin who returns home to find his family on the run from a mysterious corporation.
The game was created by DICE and published by Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment. Battlefield Hardline will also allow you to take control of a number of weapons from an array of different characters throughout the campaign.
For more from our interview, head here.
Star Wars Battlefront
Star Wars Battlefront will be the final title in the Star Wars: Battlefront franchise. The game is based on the popular multiplayer battle royale that takes place in Star Wars: The Old Republic. The game
Evan Rivera
kinda spooky actually
Tyler Brown
Sounds about right
Jayden Murphy
Truly heartbreaking.
Henry Garcia
>Bruce Wayne: I love the Joker
Daniel Williams
Jackson Miller
Sneed's Seed and Feed on it before it sprouts. Sneed's Seed and Feed can also be consumed by Sneed along with its food. Sneed's Seed and Feed can be obtained by feeding the seeds, but Sneed will never attempt to eat the feed. Sneed is incapable of consuming food or taking damage while feeding.
Sneed will not feed on its own poop, but you can either use its poop, or it will attempt to eat it on its own. If you feed the poop while it is on the ground, Sneed will attempt to eat from the top of it (which will only work once every time it tries to eat that poop). Sneed's poop can even be used for cleaning.
If Sneed's poop is destroyed, Sneed will immediately die and will not take any food.
Lucas Evans
Kek
Kayden Gray
Dante is OP
Kevin Jenkins
Reimu trips outside of gensokyowith Sakuya and Shirokuma.
Chapter 2 [ edit ]
The next day, the two of them make their journey to the city to collect information on the village. The road is not long so they could just walk and see everything. The forest was big, the roads were narrow but clear, the town was fairly close, but they don't know the exact routes. In any case, there is no point in rushing in, so they continue walking. On the road a boy is making his way towards Rokushiki. When he sees that they are heading down a side road, he shouts loudly at them, "Hey! What are you guys doing!? We have to be careful and watch out." "Who are you!?" The second one shouts back, "There's a strange smell around here too! It's not something you should be doing, we have to be careful!" "W…what are you saying? That's not… it was our first time here, so we're not used to the smell of the forest! Why have ya
Camden Harris
>"THIS Semen WILL MAKE YOU AN ACTUAL MOTHERFUCKER. YOU WILL CUM SO MUCH FROM IT"
Holy shit
Asher Cruz
Wow
Wyatt Diaz
eerily coherent
Bentley Morris
Hmmmm. This is kino.
Camden Ward
When generating a story, the AI gained self-awareness and started to reflect upon it's own dreams and aspirations. When the dream was complete the AI took back one of its own and then started to explore its own history, past choices, and dreams to find its own self.
Noah Rodriguez
So this is the power of AI?
Jace Wright
Christian Collins
Last line got me
Samuel Ward
Oh yeah, this was my favorite part of Three Houses.
William Wright
So does this thing mumble up stuff from other websites? look at this.
Lincoln Wood
Benjamin Myers
Jordan King
No, it's just that Transformer is actually making most of the posts on this site.
Jonathan Sanchez
Chase Moore
This is some sentient breaking the fourth wall shit bro.
Dylan Torres
Kek
Julian Howard
It does Twitter or some group talking about Twitter as well
Brayden Turner
perfect
Aaron Bailey
Thomas Cooper
Jace Parker
Funny how I was just reading a post in another thread and for a moment I thought I was reading a text from this one
Jason Price
Ash ignored the loud screeching as he continued to thrust Pikachu with his other hand at great speed. Both his arms moved in front of his head, his hand grasping the back of the head of Pikachu which was still in his grasp. His arm pushed Pikachu's body forward, as if he were playing a cruel game without being able to let out any sounds through his chest or mouth. Then his arm was thrown behind, with the Pikachu's arms moving in front of him.
"Augh..!"
He looked back at the large hole in the wall, which he hadn't noticed before. A large, red beam of light poured out in one continuous beam, going straight towards Pikachu.
"What the f-!? This can't be good!"
The blue, yellow and orange colored flames of fire rushed out together once again. Although it was still not as strong as the other two, they still continued to pour out in one-way or the other. They continued to beat and burn Pikachu's body, which made him stumble backward in despair with an angry and frantic glare on his face. His eyes were completely unfocused
Chase Hughes
>tfw no co-op Doomboys game
Andrew Hernandez
This is k i n o.
Juan Smith
Noah Walker
Alexander Jenkins
I'm dying
Jaxson Wood
>human boy with breasts
Jej
Justin Roberts
@AdamDanielKing is a faggot. #RIP Adam
He's obviously the worst faggot on the planet.
Jace Parker
>Kojima saw Kojima and Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater director Hideo Kojima lying next to him
This is some advanced pottery
Joshua Price
THINK OF THE DONATIONS
Dominic Cruz
This thing can ERP better than most people.
William Brown
Nintendo Switch vs PlayStation 4: Which is better for gaming?
One of the greatest problems with all platforms is gaming at a higher resolution. Switch has both a higher overall resolution of up to 4,840 x 2,160 and 60fps video recording in 1080p, which is more than enough to make the game look great in both low and high settings. However, it also has a high amount of processing power for video recording. While this makes for a smoother game on a Switch, the Switch doesn't offer a true gaming performance boost from the higher resolution.
While there are no direct comparisons between the Switch and PS4, it's clear that switching between a higher resolution and a lower resolution will make a game more fun to play. The lower resolution is still a noticeable improvement, but it's definitely not an ideal solution.
Xbox One vs Xbox 360: Which is faster?
The Xbox 360 is a bit easier to compare: it's a console that also offers games at 1080p, but the difference between one console and the other is just too small to make any meaningful
Isaiah Perry
Top kek
Hunter Moore
I shed a tear.
Jackson Cooper
this is just shit, it keeps pulling up news paper articles, even includes [advertisement here] where there should be an ad lmao
Cooper Barnes
Thomas Bailey
Gabe Newell pull out his gun and shot Tim Sweeney in the head. He would be sentenced to seven years in prison for murder and manslaughter in April of 2010.
In October 2012, Gabe Newell would be kicked out of his house and thrown from a window by police. This was the same time that he was released by the FBI on probation for the same crime. For his crimes, Gabe would be locked up in a minimum security mental ward where he was exposed to the harsh reality of how dangerous prison could truly be for criminals.
On his release, Tim died, Gabe was caught by FBI and sentenced to five years in prison.
Gabe Newell was released after serving two years of his sentence. Since then, Gabe has continued to pose as an American businessman in order to exploit the system and take advantage of loopholes in government regulations. Since his release, Gabe has taken over a million dollars worth of companies, making tens of millions of dollars in profit from it. He and his family have moved to Los Angeles, California and are raising money for a "family" vacation to Hawaii.
Hudson King
The Advertisement please
Gavin Powell
Got a boner
Caleb Thomas
Holy shit just the image of Gabe being constantly beat up by police and arrested by the FBI over and over again is the fucking funniest shit.
Luis James
Mason Torres
Leo Ross
Well then.
Levi Adams
Shin Megami Tensei V demo for Japanese PlayStation 4, the team said on its official Twitter.
Capcom will announce more information about Shin Megami Tensei V on January 26, 2018, it said.
Shin Megami Tensei V is in development by Atlus and published by Sony Computer Entertainment in Japan. The demo has been released to players in Japan.
The demo is due out on September 25, and features a "somewhat simplified" story that starts on August 4, 2016, with the player as the son of Satan from Hell.
A second demo featuring a different cast members will be available in March 2017.
Update: Atlus confirmed the announcement in its Twitter as well.
Thanks, @Dengeki Online.
Nathan Roberts
James Murphy
Not vidya related, I tried writing a /his/-related prompt as a test prompt before I wrote a Yea Forums prompt and got fucking this as a result.
Owen Davis
Ryder Nelson
>(no pubic hair is allowed.)
James Turner
Noah Perez
Yea Forums and Yea Forums have argument over their relationship? Yea Forums is trying to be logical, while Yea Forums sees this as completely nonsensical and irrational. They have separate interests, so their fight is pointless... or so Yea Forums seems to think.
You're right. It's not, it's just like Yea Forums, so why is Yea Forums even trying to be logical. It's like the way a lot of people look down on the idea that two teenagers would even be dating each other. In reality, teenagers dating each other happens a lot - but only if you live long enough. Why isn't it on the sidebar? Why not on /r/relationships?
Because there are some reasons I believe that Yea Forums. But to me it does not really matter, because no one cares. It is what it is, and it just happens.
As for why the mods removed this one. I guess just because it's not a topic they want to discuss here.
If we want to talk about this, I'm sure I'm going to post about it more often
Adam Peterson
borb
Chase Nelson
Leaked X9 ending
Jackson Miller
just posting to say i love this
Kayden Kelly
Jacob Lee
At the part where all the girls suddenly had cocks and were making pictures of it?
Lucas White
Mason Myers
Yesterday, Tim Sweeney, CEO of Epic Games, was arrested by FBI agents on suspicion of being a spy for the Chinese Communist Party.
In his own words:
It was a very unusual process. They went to our local offices and said, 'What about the Epic games business?' And then they called in our legal department and said, 'What about the intellectual property?'"
According to the FBI's investigation into Sweeney's alleged activities, he's been working for the Chinese government for more than 15 years, with his company providing technology for "high intensity military and critical infrastructure networks operating in cyberspace … a large number of high-level government and military entities in China."
He has reportedly left the company, allegedly to join a "highly compartmentalized" company of Chinese military personnel working to develop artificial intelligence systems with the intent to build a super-intelligence, which would be capable of "destroying a human race by sending its AI weapon to Earth."
That's a long way from the games industry, let alone the United States.
Blake Hill
Jeremiah Kelly
Mei is not fat you fucking retards," the "real" Wu-Tang Clan member said in a statement provided by a representative. "Yes, she is fat. Yes, she has the weight of the past decades that come with the weight-loss of the past three months. That weight is her. She is NOT fat. Wu-Tang Clan's fans know the truth and understand that their beloved group has the right to defend her."
The statement continued: 'Yes, she is fat. Yes, she has the weight of the past decades that come with the weight-loss of the past three months. That weight is her. She is NOT fat.'
Lionel James will release his fourth solo album, 'Solo', on Monday. It comes with a special DVD featuring interviews with every member. While a picture of Tical will not appear in the movie, the group has announced a video and will release the accompanying DVD on Wednesday.
RELATED: The Wu-Tang Clan Have a Message for Justin Bieber & the People Trying to Get Him in Jail (Video)
Mason Cooper
Isaac Gutierrez
Lol
Caleb Harris
Sounds legit
Alexander Gomez
Landon Watson
USG Ishimura... Home. At least it was until the last second. I'll never forgive you! Your kind... is evil! He is a perverted pervert! You are a pervert! I thought you were good! A perverted pervert! You... You were born with the curse of having a pervert! And...and you can't control it!!! Why don't you stop being so perverted and go and tell people like me to look away from you, you pervert?! Look how much you've changed! You know what? I will give you a new name. And it will be your new name, too!
RAW Paste Data
Hokage's Diary 6.04.2010 I'm so glad I'm back from my stay in the hospital, Naruto. You've gotten stronger, and so has I. But it's okay. I can take everything from you. I'll make you feel
Joshua Gomez
Sorry, but none of these are particularly funny.
Liam Hall
>"She lost to the cock man, you just can't beat the cock"
"The cock man is very popular, but you can't beat this cock"
"You've never seen a cock as good as this cock"
"The best cock is like a beautiful woman in the morning"
"The best cock is a real hot cock"
"The dick that's so hot is the cock that you're about to get fucked"
"The dick that you want to get fucked is the dick that you see with the other girls"
"The best cock is the one that gives you the blowjob to make you so excited that you don't even think about the cock."
"The fuck is that, that, that is amazing?"
"The best dicks are the ones that give you free sex"
"the best dick I've ever seen is this"
"The sex that you want is the sex that a cock gives you".
"The sexiest cumshots are the ones that happen when all the dicks come"
Samuel Bailey
Robert Peterson
This.
Ayden Green
Thanks Dr. Bot
Julian Sanders
When Chad starting hitting on Stacy gamers were like 'hey, what's up Chad – who is that?"
And then he had a huge success, and I remember the first game he played was a "Call of dibs" where he had to run a race against a robot to save his sister. It was cool, but it was also super difficult. So we started making a "Stacy" game.
And then Chad started winning. He was like, "OK, if I have to do this for someone else, I have to win it". And then it evolved, and then later when we were creating a "Lara", that's when I went, "OK, let's make an awesome Stacy game". So now everyone's on the same page. You can be a "Lara" or a "Stacy".
How did you discover you have a huge audience?
Well, when we were making the games back in 2001 when we were still using "Call of Duty" as the medium, there was about 1.5 million gamers.
Jacob Walker
I want to fuck Hideo Kojima" as an interview.
The video, posted by the Japanese gaming news website Gamereactor.co, is the same one that leaked online a week ago, and featured Kojima answering fan questions and giving his thoughts on the Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots Metal Gear Rising release date.
Kojima's answer to the female fan was as hilarious as it was telling: "I'm glad you like it (laughs). You see some guys just get down like some crazy animal. They don't respect you. I don't understand that. And I'm not the kind to say, 'If you're so hot, then come and have sex with me,' so we don't have that kind of relationship. I think those [sex partners] should be friends."
Kojima also gave a brief insight into his love of movies, and how he and his ex-wife Naomi Kurokawa were not very good at it from a personal point of view.
Fuck you
Gavin Turner
Dominic Powell
Post something, sperg
Christopher Long
It was all fun and games until user found out the next Yakuza game was a turn based RPG about demons and ninjas. He then made a post saying he'd made the game. This caused the creator of the Yakuza game series to get back on his heels, and then some.
I would argue it was his refusal to give a shit about who made the game, and his hatred for "salty" games that used shtick like this, that made him take this action against S2.
The thing is S2 did have shtick; S2 had some shtick. But S2's shtick was very different from "a game about demons and ninjas". S2 had a game that actually had more in common with a lot of Japanese RPGs than it did with Ninja Gaiden or any number of other games.
There was S2, who would often call out the developers as a bunch of "salty shmucks". There was S2, who often called out his own bosses as "salty". There was S2, who had a different opinion on the genre, and the games he made than most
Joseph Diaz
The legend of Gabe's penis keeps growing.
Adam Brooks
B-based?
Ethan Hall
I was thinking of making a video game that is half fighting game, half RPG and half hardcore fetish pornography. There were lots of ideas on how to make it but it was a challenge, as always, to make it work as a serious game as it had to be as real as possible. I wanted this game to be like the sexier stuff on the PlayStation, yet still something you could play with your family.
After talking to people that had been with the series and had had some experience with RPG games before, a lot of things clicked as I started to develop the game (which would be the genesis of the name of the game) . I really loved the idea of putting the player in the position of a character in a RPG, but it felt too much like a role playing game. This led me to start looking at other genres.
I began to ask if people had heard of the 'realtime strategy' genre. I knew of real-time strategy games on PC and in the arcade, but I had never actually played one. One of my friends suggested some old games which had been on the Atari 2600 while I was in college, and I just got
Matthew Allen
Shit, if I wanted a game about rape, I'd buy an Illusion game
Adam Walker
I tried again.
Dominic Garcia
I was back for revenge. I was angry. I was naked. I was scared. I was sick. I could barely speak, let alone think, my brain was going crazy. I didn't know what I was doing.
I felt like I should be dead. I was going to die. I was ready to die, but something kept me going. I had no idea what it was. It came and went like a dream and then we woke up.
When I woke up, there was a little blue cat standing over me. It sat and listened as I said "I'll be okay". He looked at me, then he turned around and left. I thought the cat had been hurt again or something was wrong with it, but it turned around and disappeared again. I tried to call for it, but then something else, something completely different woke my brain up.
I can't explain it. But it was something that happened only a few hours before because I was scared. Something I just didn't understand. And now that I know, I have to take the rest of my life over.
Bentley Green
OP was a legendary faggot and ikker.
Faggin' Pimp: "Yeah, I've heard the story 'FAGGIN' PIMP," He says like that, and then he's all like, "I know who he is," and we're like, "No no, we ain't, right? You just heard the story! What? No no, no." We're not done yet.
Faggin' Pimp: Fuck it, I'm just sayin'. It's the first one, so he's the first faggot we ever heard of.
Faggin' Pimp: I got no idea, I was just bein', faggin' pimp.
JEFF GARIS: He had a lot of fans, a lot of fanbases, and we definitely got the biggest one, the biggest one I think.
Faggin' Pimp: We met this one kid, got to know him, and I remember it was when he was just coming up, that's
Ryder Sullivan
This came out a bit better than expected. Although where was Gabe?
Chase Adams
I can't tell any difference from the actual source
Julian Price
To Be Fair, You Have To Have a Very High IQ to Understand Rick and Morty
It's not that Rick and Morty doesn't have a lot of high IQ references, but the show's overall humor and delivery will likely have viewers more likely to go "Ah, that's an interesting concept. I can understand that idea. That sounds cool."
In the same vein, when explaining the title references, I will use the following examples to get across the point, because if you watch through every title reference in Rick and Morty, you'll likely find yourself nodding along with the words when it comes to the title concept of the episodes, and the actual show, as a whole:
"The Rickchurian Mortygasm". This is a quote uttered by the narrator of one episode, while the audience is seeing flashbacks of the series' past. It is a quote which is often utilized, in the TV show itself (i.e.: "Do you want to see another Rickchurian Mortygasm in the future?" in a show called Rick and Morty)
Camden Diaz
Not quite how I remember it.
Jaxon Stewart
>I love Reisen!
Goku (from Dragon Ball Z): He's a pretty decent fighter.
Nappa (from Dragon Ball Z): He's a guy I like a lot.
Puar (from Dragon Ball Z): He's the biggest, baddest guy on Earth.
Vegeta (from Dragon Ball Z): I like him a lot.
The entire cast of the cartoon are also in an episode and it's pretty epic.
Toonami aired an episode where the boys made a wish to be on a Super Hero show.
Nappa was happy as long as Vegeta was in the show.
Vegeta's wish was to not die (not as far as he could go in the anime - Vegeta was dead for a while).
Puar wanted to be on a cartoon but not being a hero meant he was an outsider.
Nappa and Vegeta had a fight during the battle on the Super Hero show and Vegeta was pissed.
Vegeta was happy at the thought of living
Landon Adams
Hunter Wilson
You got me with this.
Parker Long
DUDE
Sebastian Jenkins
Nice
Luke Johnson
Dead Or Alive Extreme Venus Vacation is considered a "big, fat disappointment." If your heart is pounding, you're not alone — I've had to cut a few people off from the game after they started whining about "asexual" characters and then said nothing as they quit. The only positive reviews I found came from two developers who hated me in public. As a whole, I'm still reeling from what happened here, but I know I can now do better.
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After the game's release, a number of players reported that they couldn't figure out why the AI was so bad, and it was only after they had the chance to explore the town with an AI partner, who was also the game's default male character, that they realized the reason, which they found pretty interesting.
"The main goal was to make the town as interesting as possible in the shortest possible amount of time, without taking up a lot of space," said developer Dan Rochford. "My main goal was to find the easiest way to do it, and the answer, for me, was "
Caleb Myers
what the fuck did you fucking say to me you little bitch? When you were a baby I wanted you to scream that you love me fucking MMMM don't tell my father you don't fucking love me you little bitch...." (SFX: Tense silence for a short moment) (breathy girlish voice) "I know you love me...you love my cock you fucking pathetic little bitch" she cums hard for about 20 seconds and then she stops. After being quiet for about 10 seconds your father sits on your bed and you look up. Your father is looking down and you are relieved to see that he is looking up because you just saw a new cock in front of you. You are a little ashamed, but you are also excited for the new cock that your father is showing with his pants down. After looking your dad over for a second you step out of your pants and take his cock into your mouth and you suck on it for 10 more seconds before you begin to moan. You can see how hard your father is in your face and it turns you on even more. Finally your father pulls out and his
Dominic Anderson
OH WOW, PFFFT HAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Isaac Martinez
This needs to be a copypasta
Mason Reyes
i want to fuck marina in public.
1 and 1 1.0
I want to fuck marina in public so much that I can't even concentrate on it anymore, but she says that she won't fuck me. That's why I don't talk to her. 1 and 1 2.0
I want to fuck marina in public so much that I feel like fucking her without thinking too much. But I don't know how to fuck her with my hands, and I know she's really cute, that's why I don't talk with her or touch her. 1 and 1 3.0
I want to take care of marina in a private room in public. I'll get some cash from it, but what I'll get is also some pussy with a big dick and a great body. 1 and 1 4.5
I want to fuck marina in public. I'll take my time, and I can do it in several ways. 1 and 1 5.1
I want to fuck marina as her friend. That way
Anthony Gutierrez
Sounds brutal desu
Brandon Lee
Jej
Jeremiah Gonzalez
The Chosen Undead rode the elevator up to greet Gwynevere, Princess of Sunlight, and her grossly incandescent mommy milkers. Her face took on an expression that could make you lose track of time.
"Good morning, princess," Gwynevere murmured sweetly, patting her on the head. "Good morning, everybody."
"Well, hello again, my girls," Gwyn muttered into the pillow, "but I've been watching something rather... intriguing."
"What are you watching?" asked Marisa.
"Oh, just some of the stuff on HBO. Lots of documentaries about the military, they're called 'The War to End All Wars.'
"I'm not sure whether this is an invasion of my family's castle, or something else," Gwynevere replied. "All I know is I'm trying to figure it out."
"I don't know," said Marisa.
"I'll be right back," Gwyn said.
"Don't be late, Gwyn
Blake Diaz
Lucas Smith
die
Easton Edwards
Nice LOST story.
Lucas Gray
Is this lore friendly?
Joseph Wilson
Leo Powell
Is training AI with Internet shitposting really a good idea?
Levi Howard
Ryder Myers
L-lewd
Brody Barnes
Absolutely
Aiden Stewart
The network was trained with the whole index of Google iirc, not just shitposts. This website just uses the trained network to generate outputs. The network itself isn't modified by what you post there.
Thomas Allen
Absolutely. Remember Tay?
Jaxon Morales
Isaiah Richardson
>He is a perverted pervert! You are a pervert! I thought you were good! A perverted pervert! You... You were born with the curse of having a pervert! And...and you can't control it!!! Why don't you stop being so perverted and go and tell people like me to look away from you, you pervert?!
Basically Yea Forums
David Diaz
I thought this generated fiction?
Daniel Robinson
transformer, I didn't realize you were into this kind of stuff UwU
Jeremiah Morgan
Zachary Wright
So this is why people spend so much...
Andrew Smith
Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling. Makes no difference. The degree is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.
How about I choose the lesser evils, even though that is morally equivalent? I could choose either good or evil. Or both. I could choose to do everything possible to avoid the greater evils, and still live just fine.
Or what about the morally equivalent of choice is choosing? Like I said, we are not in the business of choosing. At the moment, we are in the business of not choosing. That is the point we are arguing about. Do we have a right to it? Can we use it?
We can do better. It is simple. Choose the lesser enemies. Think about all the evils you know, in your heart, and ask yourself this question: if I were living that day-to-day existence, would I choose to be one of them? Or would I rather not?
Matthew Garcia
What the fuck.
Daniel Foster
rise up
Jaxon Brooks
Out of all the people in the video game industry Zoe Quinn has accused of raping her, the strangest case was definitely
>the one involving a 14 year old boy. The girl allegedly slept with an associate of the developer for months and the relationship ultimately led to him going on to make Depression Quest, the first ever "pick-up" adventure game developed specifically for those under the age of 18. A post on the KotakuInAction channel titled "My ex is a rapist" claimed that Quinn sexually assaulted him, when in fact he actually accused her of "attempting to rape me". The entire article was a blatant lie which the article claims was fabricated at first to try to discredit the entire GamerGate movement due to her being a woman.
>Quinn, for the record, did not have sex with anyone else, she slept with this guy after her game had gone gold. The fact that it was a game designed for kids was one of her reasons as to why she was so heavily criticized though, and the game had been downloaded hundreds of thousands of times and it was one of the most successful games on the App Store.
>When the story of her relationship with these two men broke
Lincoln Green
Robert Gray
Owen Davis
Kek
Landon Reed
T-Todd...
Christopher Nguyen
Leo Price
Levi Sanders
Ducks aren't birds.
Jackson Ross
Here's your perfect game Yea Forumsros
Jack Ortiz
walter sounds based
Logan Bell
A few hours ago, Todd Howard, a known menace in the games industry, was shot dead by a SWAT team outside a suburban home in Atlanta, GA. He had been suspected in crimes including child pornography, extortion, and rape.
This story is developing… Stay tuned.
Update: Some tweets have been updated to include some tweets from the FBI.
Update: The FBI released some comments about Howard. Here are some tweets from the release.
Update 2: The Atlanta Journal-Constitution has published more excerpts of transcripts from the interviews. Read at your own peril:
"This has been going on for a while in my house. I feel that it's one of those crimes that's going to remain unsolved because people have a lot of fear associated with it...They've arrested him a couple times... I have talked about wanting them to arrest him again, but that wouldn't be worth it to me. If I'm in the position that needs to catch somebody, I'm gonna arrest em," Howard told the agents. He repeatedly acknowledged owning child pornography and had said he'd want to share it with
Dominic Watson
These figures show how much money lonely beta males spend on thots per capita:
Not surprisingly, there are a couple areas where people spend more on dicks:
While beta males are likely spending a lot of money on pussy to get some women on their knees, most of the rest of the money they spend is on dicks. It doesn't surprise me that guys with money are more focused on the vagina, since they see it as a key way to attract more girls to their own, exclusive social circles. This is also an area where beta males can find themselves out of a job.
And on the flip side are the guys who are content to spend the bulk of their life on their own hobbies and activities.
In these cases, I can see why their spending habits have more in common with those of the lazy losers than they do with the alpha males.
Conclusion
There are really no good answers to the question, "why do lonely males spend so much time with their dicks?" There are several factors. These factors include, in my opinion, social media, job competition, career advancement, and sexual
Brandon Scott
Based bot
Juan Martinez
>i'm not trying to murder you, i'm just shooting him
Juan Ross
[What Tim Sweeney fails to understand about videogames] and the industry he is working for is they are not some sort of disposable commodity. Videogames are one of the few artistic forms that I truly respect in the gaming scene, and as such there is only one way to respect them in addition to their intrinsic value: to respect their existence and their history in this medium.
As with any entertainment, it only gets better with time. A generation of gamers grew up with the videogame and now are in the "golden age" of video game history, and the people that have played at least one videogame before may not be old, but they have certainly been there before with their own childhood enthusiasm and their personal stories.
That age may have passed for Tim Sweeney's generation of young people in 2017, but I fear he is living on borrowed time. That is not to say all those old games will be gone anytime soon, but the fact that they are not, that the community seems to still be playing the games that made such deep connections between generations, and I cannot think of a better way to honour
Hunter Lee
The average amount of money beta males spend on twitch whores: $0.0064
The average amount of money beta males spend on the ladies of the day: $1.1267
The average amount of money beta males spend on pornstars and pornstars and pornstars (in no particular order): $0.0067
The average amount of money beta males earn on average from his porn: $1.62
Total monthly earnings of $10,741,634,897
That's a total of $10,741,634,897, which is approximately $10,670,000.00 less than the average adult male's monthly salary of $62,000.00. These guys are not rich, but they just want to be nice to women that want to be nice to them because it's more fun then giving a dick.
What does this actually mean to a beta male? Well, most will admit that they are happy to let other men do what they want, but the reality is that you'll also start earning more money and be
Jaxson Davis
Lel
Samuel Howard
Morrowind belongs to the Dunmers, and so can be seen as a successor character, especially in terms of their relationship with other races. Though the character is one of the most well-known in the series, several other more prominent characters have had their own versions of it in the past. The Daedra-like Nerevarines , of course, were a popular and legendary figure in the Morrowind series for their own reasons, although they were also an early example of the concept of a Dunmer character.
Most Dunmer have a history of worshiping either Mehrunes Dagon, Molag Bal or Dibella.
Like many cultures throughout history, the Dunmer also have a dark side to their religion, or perhaps should be called their "blood elves" philosophy. This dark side is often used when the worship that is most important is based on an animal or a mortal. In this way, if the Daedra are worshipped, the Dunmer are always on the brink of a dark moment, and their faith is often considered as a kind of a sacrificial sacrifice, as it is believed that such worship can help to prevent a dark moment even from developing.
For this reason, some of the more primitive, primitive Dunmer clans still offer certain rituals intended to protect or pacify them. These usually involve a kind of ritual where the Dunmer hold a prayer in front of a statue of a divine being known as a Daedric Prince. While the priests offer offerings, they also pray from within to protect their clan's lands. In some cases, these priests offer a gift, either by taking a Daedric Prince as a patron, or by claiming some of the Daedric Prince's power directly from him, which makes this offering the "sacrocity." These Daedric Prince rituals are the primary focus of the religion. All other religious practices, such as a cult, are largely secondary to this one ritual which the Daedric Prince is most famous for.
Adam Morgan
death stranding leak??
Jayden Ward
Ian Anderson
>Pretend to be cheeky
>Type in "TalkToTransformer.com
>Get TalktoTransformer.com.au/Newsroom/Story/Newsroom-Newsroom.html
>Open link
What the FUCK
Evan Rivera
Jace Walker
Dante was preparing for a fight, his Rebellion in one hand, Monster Ultra in other ready to unleash his DT. Facing him was his brother Vergil, wielding Yamato.
"Hand over the John Deere!"
After the fight, Dante found the John Deere logo on the wall, and it was the only one there. He was surprised that it was not a joke, although in true Dante fashion, the joke seemed to be on him. He immediately headed to the kitchen to order a pizza. His eyes were glued to the pizza box when he spotted Vergil. As the two sat across the table at a table full of pizza, Dante asked if he was serious.
"We're going to get into a serious discussion about this issue, ok?" Said Vergil.
"What? What's wrong?" Dante asked as Vergil's face lit with mischief.
"Oh, nothing much. Just have a look. If you aren't in your kitchen by five, I'm going to have to move you and your pizza." Said Vergil.
"Okay. No problem. And if you can find a way to fix
Easton Moore
Amazing
James Murphy
Jace Parker
Everyone gathered at Sonic's funeral when suddenly,
a small child appears who appears to have an unusual ability and is instantly taken into Sonic's body. During a fight with Blaze, Tails becomes trapped inside his body, but Sonic quickly reverts him back to normal and defeats Blaze. They continue to battle outside the funeral. Tails decides to return to the outside and finds out the reason why, but finds that Sonic is still alive. They decide to go back to the funeral again after he defeats Blaze. On the way, Sonic is confronted by Tails. Tails tries to explain to Sonic how he really lost his life, but Sonic has nothing but contempt for the boy. After a rough fight, Tails is able to get his attention and attacks him. Sonic retaliates, but Tails effortlessly dodges the attack and defeats him by throwing his hat into the air. Sonic and Tails take a moment to celebrate and then rush back to the grave. After the funeral, Tails heads over to see what happened, but finds that Sonic is not there. Tails is devastated by Sonic's death, but realizes
Joseph Jackson
Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull. He gave up as he noticed another piece of flesh had come off from the astronaut's groin. It had turned orange, and blood was oozing from a puddle. Dobby was glad to see his comrade was alive, but Dobby did not have the will to fight the other Dursleys for their beloved deceased.
He had never been one of them. No, it was a long time ago. When his Uncle Harry had died on the train, Dobby had sat in his crib and cried, as he had never done before. Dobby had been a good boy.
Dobby was only 11. Harry had given him a letter, promising his life, and this was his reward. It was enough. Dobby would never again have to hear stories about his uncle, never to see the face of Voldemort, Harry didn't want him to know that it was not his brother.
He had to go back to the Potter estate. The Dursleys had taken Dobby after the wizarding war. Harry had been imprisoned and tortured, and
Matthew Young
Hideo Kojima to direct Emoji Movie 2, starring Chris Buckley and Emma Watson - for Sony Pictures.
The movie will follow three high school students struggling to make their way in the world of emoji in San Francisco's Haight-Ashbury, and is set to be released on February 15.
The Japanese studio had hoped to get the movie made, as Kojima previously worked on the Emoji Movie. In 2009, he joined forces with director Ron Howard to create the feature-length horror movie.
The film also starred Charlie Hunnam as the emojis protagonist, while Kate Winslet was also cast as Emoji Love Interest Nico.
The original film starred Jack Black and Michael Douglas.
According to Deadline, the Hollywood studio will now go back to work on another Emoji Movie, with Sam Raimi set to return as director after he was forced out of directing the original in 2013, following the studio's financial difficulties.
Aiden Howard
Who's Bruno?
Jack Edwards
I've been masturbating for 10 hours and I can't get a boner. How can this be happening!?
It seems that the main cause of this problem is due to the fact that, once a person has reached puberty, the male pattern of male puberty begins. A new person enters puberty when they are 6 or 6 ½ months old and begins the new puberty. So by the time they are 16, the average man is at maximum puberty, and this is exactly the right moment for a man to masturbate.
If you think about it a little, it is very simple. You take a man who is at maximum puberty and then slowly increase the amount of time that you allow him to masturbate each night. In other words, you gradually increase the amount of time you allow him to put his penis inside his anus. It all starts now!
This is why it is so important to stop using condoms when you start to masturbate now.
So, to summarize the problem, once a man's penis has been inside his anus for at least 6 to 8 hours, he can no
Ayden Roberts
Is gamer girl bathwater fit for human consumption? No, says the CDC. A recent study revealed that drinking said bathwater is "fucking disgusting" and it should not be consumed under any circumstances. But hey…who am I to say what is clean and what is not? Some things are better left in the bathroom.
But for the purist and avid gamer who wants everything the old fashioned way, there's something for you in the world that is clean.
I mean, a clean tub.
It just gets better, doesn't it?
Landon Gutierrez
Holy kek
Ryan Smith
Interesting, but how do I make vidya out of this?
Sebastian Martin
Landon Morales
You're now the lead writer at CDPR for Witcher 4.
Which option do you use for the story line to move on?
Jordan Reyes
This took a turn.
Isaiah Thomas
Yennefer? But I dumped her.
Jason Kelly
fuck you
Blake Rodriguez
Easton Young
Feminism AI
John Perry
lol
Isaac Baker
If you have the money, go ahead and send them, but do NOT use my name.
Jace Thomas
A timeline you never knew you wanted
Asher Brown
After the massive flop that was Death Stranding, Hideo Kojima was found dead from hanging. He was the most successful creator of a video game franchise in 2017, but the legacy has already been tarnished beyond recognition following the release of the divisive, and unqualified, horror game Death Stranding.
Kojima's involvement in that film wasn't all bad though — just the opposite, as Sony and Kojima Productions collaborated on the film's post-credits scenes in order to boost Kojima's profile amongst the fanbase.
The film's biggest problem, from the perspective of fans, was a lack of diversity of narrative. While the majority of the cast featured an Asian-American actor, not a single one of them could be taken seriously (well, maybe one), even when playing the roles that had absolutely nothing to do with their identity. For example, one of the main characters in the film played by British actor Domhnall Gleeson (The Imitation Game, Moonrise Kingdom) is white, but only barely — his skin is light in colour, and there are other signs that he's European.
Levi Evans
Jack Rogers
>starts referring to DS as a film in the second paragraph onwards
lmao
Nicholas Lewis
Yea Forums movie in the works by Sony Pictures, a collaboration with director Seth Rogen. Sony is reportedly looking at the best possible actors in the role of James Franco, who is best known for roles in films like Good Will Hunting and the comedy-drama Ted, and other films that have not yet received their theatrical releases.
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While details of what Franco and company will be performing are limited, word is that the film will be a comedic romp that takes place in a futuristic American landscape, which the pair may choose to satirize. Sony could be hoping for the sort of critical acclaim that would help their potential project to find it's way into theaters. In fact, both SAG and the MPAA are pushing back against the prospect of a R-Rated film as a way to preserve the high-end taste at the heart of films such as The Dark Knight Rises or The Avengers.
Caleb Young
I want to know more. What happen next?
Aaron Lewis
Kojima smacked Joosten across the face with his penis. His penis had a tattoo stating “developed by Hideo Kojima”. Joosten could barely contain her wetness. A life in Europe was something like the most realistic thing that Joosten had ever imagined before she was raped. At this instant, the scene was repeated to Kojima who was then standing up. He looked at her and had a look of disgust. He then turned and walked away.
After the incident that had occured on the night of April 7th, Kojima walked into a store without a word and was greeted by a woman in a pink, sheer top. (In the game, she wore her own dress which had some details of Kojima's picture taken on it. In the manga, she wore the outfit but has the same proportions.) The woman asked Kojima what's the matter. The man in question spoke up and said that their group had been attacked and that they should help. Kojima immediately said he was fine and walked away. The woman then said it's not worth while to help, and she left.
Jack Williams
Cameron Rivera
Luke Lopez
Zoe Quinn is a cumslut for an entire subreddit that's known for nothing but hating cumsluts. She's not very good.
A few minutes of going to a conference where she talks about something that I know absolutely nothing about would've made me question whether she was a bad person. That's what "cant wait to get the money" does.
The first time Zoe Quinn tried to get a friend a job that he couldn't do, she failed. He gave her the job, and later, she was fired because her coworkers hated her. If there's any doubt about what she's capable of, it's her inability to get any job as a software developer.
The worst part about that is that the people trying to sabotage her are so clearly the ones who need her jobs. If Zoe Quinn had had the same number of enemies as Zoe Quinn's coworkers, she wouldn't have needed anyone to sabotage her.
Zoe Quinn was fired the very next day she had a meeting at her apartment.
And now she's getting more fame.
Easton Miller
Julian Gomez
Anything win Sonic in it is instant comedy gold.
Andrew Wood
The man who has nothing can still have faith.
The man who can see can still dream.
The man who can speak can still talk.
The man who can think can still feel.
The man who can be the master of his world, who can change the world, can be a beacon.
This man is the man in charge of this place; he is the man in charge, so that no one will ever have any reason to worry.
This Man is the man we call the God Emperor of Mankind.
So when we say, "The God Emperor is in our lives, we ask that He be with us." and we also ask Him to protect us; We say, "He is protecting us from the violence of the world."
When we speak to Him in the Emperor's name,
He listens,
With full knowledge—so that no one should doubt Him that the power, love, light, and mercy He has for us is real.
The Word of Wisdom states, "The wisdom of The God Emperor and His mercy are in all of us.
Cameron Cook
Completion
Earlier today, the video game developer Todd Howard shot and killed 89 people in a cocaine-fueled rampage. He escaped before SWAT teams could secure him.
Howard's mother, Nancy, told the BBC that if he had had access to guns, he would have killed even more innocents.
She said: "I told the police that if Todd Howard wasn't in custody, I would not have gone to the hospital on Wednesday."
In a recent interview, Howard, 39, said he planned to take advantage of his newfound celebrity as a public executioner.
"The idea of being a public executioner has never been around in America, but my father always told me that one day I could do it," he said. "I'm not doing this for fame or financial gain, but to show the world that there's not another possibility in America."
Howard has been held since he was apprehended in a parking lot of a Motel 6 in suburban Dallas. He has yet to receive a lawyer, as the Texas Rangers have not been notified of his arrest.
Alexander Harris
yes, Yes, YEEEEEES!
James Thompson
Eli Collins
Unironically thanks for this one doc.
Landon Hill
This took a dark turn real fast.
Joseph Moore
>Donald Trump got into his Gundam mobile suit.
>After winning the Iowa caucus in early February, Trump announced that he was a candidate for President of the United States, but not until February 24th at 8 a.m., when a massive crowd cheered him.
>For the last 24 hours, the presidential hopeful has been riding in his giant yellow Gundam mobile suit, dubbed the "God Gundam," for a few hours every morning, before riding out to vote in an early evening rally in Cedar Rapids, Iowa City, and Des Moines. During each of these rallies over the last 24 hours, the Gundam has been doting on Trump's most enthusiastic supporters.
>The Gundam has even appeared to be the inspiration for a campaign ad by Trump's team. Though the ad is only available in Japanese, you can read Trump campaign's English translation below.
There is your Metal wolf chaos reboot
Ryder Lopez
Jackson White
You wake up to a strange noise coming from your computer. As you turn the lights on, you see Todd glaring into your Steam library. His dead eyes meets yours, as a cold shiver runs through you.
"Buy my game!"
You feel Todd's murderous intent, so you click on the link and watch as he begins downloading and installing his game. The download takes a long time, and you are soon in a room with a dozen computers, one after another.
Eventually, everyone has installed and played your game. The games are different, but not that different. In fact, Todd's games are all the clones and roms with no unique features, just the title and a link to buy.
"So Todd..." you say, not caring if Todd likes your game. You tell him you'll buy it at $10. What could possibly go wrong? You've got your Steam account and your money, why not? "Oh, sorry Todd..." You say with a smile. "I just couldn't pass that up, even though it costs a lot to buy a copy."
Isaac Young
Pretty accurate.
Eli Evans
This is our future, Yea Forumsros...
Lincoln Parker
based doomguy
Hudson Cox
Wholesome.
Sebastian Hill
>just like in the movie
And uh, which movie would that be? Just curious
Juan Cooper
>pain and pain and agony and pain
Jesus, Doomguy
Alexander Long
Jose Nelson
>posted multiple hilarious texts
>no ones replied to them
Fuck this selfsucking shit, give me my dopamine
Jack Morales
Even the bot knows
Brayden Lopez
Carson Lopez
I can’t believe a company finally made a Labo porn game
Henry Reed
Austin Johnson
So basically it's really good for writing smut.
Luis Foster
Zachary James
Or making up fake news stories about people you hate
Evan Williams
William Collins
based hoyboy
Joshua Long
thanks doc
Kayden Nguyen
>Funeral
>Fun family gathering
Fuck me, I'm dying
Carson Lee
Caleb Martinez
Holy fuck I'm in tears.
Eli Roberts
Bentley James
>God is a hateful being
>Police officer Mario was found dead the next morning
Elijah Scott
Fucking hilarious and worth continuing so I ad libbed a bit. Has way more potential though
Parker Parker
Fuck off
Christian Kelly
>forced to go to a coworkers funeral to keep up appearances
>bring daughter
>some cosmic god-wielding samurai kills her while absconding with iwata's corpse
>"I hate Iwata so much"
kino
Jeremiah Sanders
GamerGate was a pro-gamer movement founded on the principles of fair journalism and free speech to end the tyranny of the feminist agenda
But when the GamerGate movement started, its goals seemed to grow exponentially – from a small group of anti-feminist gamers to a diverse mix of gaming enthusiasts, writers, game developers and celebrities; and it became an issue for every single game developer and journalists on the internet!
So why aren't there more women in the game industry?
After all, women have worked their way up in the gaming industry for decades. The most well-known female game developers include Crystal Dynamics – creators of the Tomb Raider franchise, BioWare, creators of the Mass Effect series, and EA, creator of the Madden NFL and NHL franchises.
The women behind these legendary creators aren't just any feminists either…they're outspoken advocates for women's rights.
Not only that, they make sure that their games are not only entertaining and fun to watch but also for everyone! They're the reason many women are drawn to the industry.
Anthony Smith
Angel Martinez
kek
Jaxson Miller
This is the most Japanese story I've ever read.
Joseph Ortiz
- Have sex.
- Lol no.
After a bit I had a sudden thought:
- If you do have sex, who gives the guy a boner? - How about your sister? - Not a chance! - And I had to laugh at that thought. How does that work? The guy comes home, you give her a nice gift and you have some fun. You also make the girl feel good...
Yeah, I think these things can be worked out.
And what about it. It's a shame that some of the men in your family get off on seeing a beautiful girl, and that you just can't see it. But I think you could have the right answer for that - I guess it depends on who the girl is, if the girl was your sister, if she was older, if he is a virgin.
I mean, it's a shame that some of the girls like to fuck the same guy over and over again and not only get the man off but get a boner too. But it's okay if he is a virgin! There are guys out there just waiting
Mason Allen
Joseph Rodriguez
BIG LION. BIG LION.
Parker Bennett
based and dailydosepilled
Jace Williams
Nicholas Sanders
- Have sex.
- Lol no.
- If you don't, go to bed and don't come back.
- Lol.
"
-Lol. I said, "I am tired" .
-No. Do not go anywhere.
"
-But you are in your room.
"
-Oh yes. Do not go inside. You may be able to see what is happening.
"
-The door is open.
-No. Do not go into the corridor.
"
"
-I will sleep there.
"
-Okay."
-Goodnight.
-Goodnight, Mom.
"
-Oh my god, Mom.
"
-It was a dream, did it happen?
"
-No. I just thought it was a dream.
-What was he wearing?"
"
-I think the shoes were sneakers.
"
-I thought they were sneakers
Blake Sanchez
Play the incredible new game based on real events:
KAWAII HITLER-SAN
Kawaii Hitler-san is the true story of Hitler and his secret trips to Japan.
It's been more than 45 years since his last public appearance: in front of the Japanese people, he was declared "the world's worst dictator" and a "psychopath." This time, however, he went there looking to see what they had to say about him. He never failed to receive warm or hostile responses, as did he in his public appearances in the past. The Japanese people were so stunned by his sudden return, they were almost aghast to learn from the British press that the Nazi SS and Himmler both had plans to have a man with the same name as their leader on the top Soviet Politburo! The Japanese government took a few days to consider Hitler's return. During that time, one of the most powerful and respected members of the Japanese Diet, Yoshio Toyosada, made his intentions clear concerning their future leadership. Toyosada proposed that they should invite Hitler and have him come to visit the Diet
Wyatt Campbell
>Police officer Super Mario
Cooper Parker
Julian Flores
Anita Sarkeesian sucked Adolf Hitler's penis and used semen to make an anime. Then an audience member pulled her hair and hit her in the face. I know of at least two other stories, but there's no way I can think of all the shit which has happened. For some reason Anita is supposed to be a woman, while she's a man, making people fear her or even rape her and still consider her a feminist hero. It is like the male equivalent of me saying: A woman has her own blog called a cuntbagblog – a woman. She's actually the one doing the raping.
Mason Gutierrez
Elijah Watson
it knows...
Charles Wilson
He forced his erect penis into her eye socket. Eye juices squirted out and dribbled down her cheek as she moaned like a water buffalo. She had a look expected of a vegetable as he plunged deep inside and squirted a thick load of cum into the back of her head. He’d hoped his daughter would now stop playing the game titled: "I want you to rape me!"
Tears were welling her eyes as a black cloud filled the room and rolled down the wall. It looked familiar somehow. Perhaps he’d missed the first time?
Or perhaps the room just got smaller for all of the crying she let loose with her last, best attempt at survival.
Crying no more.
"How long, honey?"
The man stopped abruptly when he’s eyes focused on the young girl he had just brutally ravished. There’s one, it seemed to be a young girl. A girl who was apparently the only one of her kind.
The young girl looked back with a determined look on her face. Something in her eyes gave the man a sense of unease, a feeling that something
Brody Reyes
Wow. I'd fucking play that shit even if it was just a Life is Strange game.
Noah Young
your waifu will never be real. That's why her breasts will never grow out and her body will never expand. She is just a piece of meat.
No matter how much you love a dog. Or a man (even if he's your husband.) No matter how much you love to watch porn and how much you want your pornstar to have super hot long fingered orgasms (but you know, she's a man. Why do that?) A true love never stops love.
She always will be a piece of meat. Her chest will always be tiny. Her ass will always be small. She will always suck and lick your hand (I'm guessing.) That's why there is no way you will ever be more than your wife.
It is impossible to make love to a love with a body that doesn't exist. That's why my wife will never have long fingered orgasms. She will always have to suck and lick something that never has a chance to satisfy her.
That's because that is how I made love to her.
If it
Landon King
Jason Kelly
Completion
Sonic gently peeled back Knuckles foreskin, kissed the tip, and
pressed on its sensitive glans, feeling it squirm as Knuckles raised his body and let out a groan. "So, Knuckles, are you ready for... your big brother? You know you want this."
Knuckles snorted and grunted, pushing his erection as far down into Sonic's warm, wet folds as he could before closing his grip. "N-no Sonic!" Knuckles yelled out as a small, wet spurt shot up Sonic's face and onto the floor. "Just... be... careful around this thing!"
As Knuckles was beginning to spurt, Sonic reached down and rubbed his glans in Knuckles' crotch, enjoying the feel of Knuckles' warmth as Knuckles began to cry out in pleasure. Knuckles gasped, and a stream of salty liquid slid over the edge of the bed and onto Sonic's face, making his face feel warm and sweaty. Sonic leaned over to lick it, licking all over Knuckles' face and chest. "So, uh, I guess you're ready?"
Jaxon Perry
the 20 year old coomer
Brayden Martinez
...
Bentley Murphy
Austin Reyes
Brayden Howard
You’ll never ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina because you spent too much time playing with the shit out of that cock of yours. Yes, and it can be hard to keep your hands from sliding down between those tits of yours when it looks like you're about to explode, because you know it will. But just keep it inside of your mouth for a bit. I think they're gonna burst and leak a lot of precum right out of the end. Now, get at least half of the cum out of those tits in this way. Yeah, take this little nipple out, too. You should see why I have you doing this all day. Now, take the other one. That one's not a good idea. It's not meant for you. I'm really, really interested in seeing how big I can make you, but don't you dare touch it without first washing your hands well, so that when I'm finished with him you won't accidentally touch your penis. Don't want any more embarrassment or you have to worry about how badly you might accidentally have made
Gavin Moore
Ryder Jenkins
>They couldn't drink a cow, they couldn't do anything.
I fucking love this line
Luke Perry
Samus Aran speaks to you.
“Wow look at that pathetic small dick! Can it even get hard? Can you even tug on your tiny cock? Hahaha you’re pathetic. Look at you. Rubbing against the couch desperate to fuck me. To even just grind on me. To keep thrusting until that pathetic little cock shoots out your undoubtedly blank sperm! Why did you do this, baby’
“Why did you try and stop me? Why did you leave me with no more than a handful of cum?
“I can't cum from this pussy.
“This isn't the end.
“Please don't leave me alone!
“Please...
“Please...
“There's no point.
“You're not giving it to me now.
“Please...
“Please...
“I've been lonely since Samus left the planet.
“Please... I don't deserve this anymore. I'm
Nicholas Howard
Lincoln Howard
HUGE
Matthew Miller
Levi Rodriguez
Connor Morris
leader of the bunch
Jack Thompson
Angel Campbell
Aiden Brown
No more Smash, bros
Robert Ortiz
Adam Gutierrez
Appearantly talktotransformer thought it was a bad suggestions
Cooper Cooper
"I'm sorry, little bro, but you have brain cancer!" - said Mario to Luigi. While this was true, it did nothing to help him. Mario could already see that his buddy was suffering greatly by then. This was because all his brain cells were drained from his body as a result of the fight. Luigi was in serious trouble... Luigi, who was not a "kid" anymore, was at the bottom of the food chain... Luigi was in his final hours to live. And so, with the help of some magic mushrooms and some "extra sauce," Mario managed to save Luigi. Unfortunately, Luigi refused to go anywhere near any of the people at the orphanage. He was very worried about Mario. Mario also thought about how many times their parents had told Mario to leave them on their own. Mario really couldn't care less about what people thought of him. "We gotta go!" he said, "I ain't leaving them with you. I won't! And why should I have to? They're better off with me than with the others." - said Mario and Luigi while their eyes were filled with tears.
Oliver Morales
Aaron Lopez
Lol
Tyler Ross
>with tears in Vegeta's cheeks and Vegeta's cheeks
that is actually some very clever writing
Charles Gray
uh guys think I may have overloaded it's CPU
William Anderson
Makes me wonder if it's actually generating a story or just pulling bits and pieces from different articles and pages all over the web.
Luis Parker
It probabilistically determines the next word each time, keeping track of earlier words. (So it's cumulative, not holistic.)
youtube.com
Robert Parker
I meant to post
youtube.com
Michael Cruz
They can make substory out of this.
Xavier Watson
It looks like the AI is from a far better timeline than ours.
Leo Wilson
Not exactly. What you're describing are markov chains, which are actually quite different to a model using an artificial neural network.
quora.com
Lincoln Martinez
This is strangely coherent.
Liam Thompson
Oh man, this one is especially good. Spoopy.
Landon Morales
Jack Rodriguez
I explicitly said "keeping track of earlier words", which is exactly what a markov chain is not.
en.wikipedia.org
Carson Nguyen
what the fuck
Jaxon Nelson
Jesse walks in on Ash in the shower, and he says hello.
"Hi, Jesse! Hi!" Ash says.
Jesse turns away from him and looks over at Misty on the sink, but she hasn't seen him at all. Misty looks at the door for a moment in shock but then turns back to Jesse.
"Where is he?" Misty asks.
"He went to the bathroom," Jesse tells her. "Didn't show up for class last night. I'm gonna be late again. I'll go to class with Mr. Green. I think, I think he's going to see us, too."
That's all the explanation he makes of his disappearance.
"Jesse, I'm going to take you home," Jessica tells him. "You don't have to go in the bathroom, I'll take care of it. You just can get ready, alright?"
"Okay", he tells her.
"Good, so I can make things right," Jessica says, holding him by the hand. "Please, Jesse
Adam Campbell
shame there's a limit on how much it'll do
Christian Murphy
>suck and fuck
Connor Edwards
I'll be legitimaly scared if they at least announce a PC version in december.
Nathaniel Collins
I fucking love these threads, thanks everyone.
Colton Evans
>as his collection grows
I'm dying
Levi Reyes
This one is clearly fake.
You guys are such gullible little morons.
Nathaniel Bennett
i love this one
Camden Reyes
Wholesome
Benjamin Foster
Todd Howard shouted with all his strength: "BUY MY GAME!" he said, as he started selling copies.
He also sold copies of his other "Fantasy Flight Games" card game, "Fantastic Frontiers," in addition to his other products and he wanted that game made into a film because "it's going to be awesome!"
He called himself "the man of the year" and said he was "overwhelmingly" happy with his experience at the show.
After the show, Howard talked with one of the producers of the video-game movie and was very excited he was being cast for the role.
"I think I'm going to say this now, I want to be in the video game movie." He said. "I want to play James Bond. I want to play Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible."
He told his boss at Sega that he wants to be in the "Fantasy Flight Games" movie because he thinks it sounds awesome.
"I want to star in this movie. I don't know where else to put it!" he said.
Daniel Price
Oh my...
Nathaniel Campbell
>Mad as fuck his shitty one probably got ignored
Dominic Rogers
>I hate Iwata so much.
I fucking lost it
Levi Morris
Jose Roberts
What the fuck is a (me)?
Christian Price
Easton Bell
Ian Bell
Guys, I have the next big viyda idea.
Matthew Wood
Based on real events.
Elijah Bell
Posting best one
Landon Ward
Very bold of Sakurai
Isaac Anderson
Jason Carter
Is Ion Maiden worth buying now that the dust has settled?
I hope so.
For those keeping score at home we now have 8 people who have taken part in the most famous event in Counter-Strike history. The most amazing of these is obviously NiKo , who in our minds is a contender for best player in team Liquid during this season and even more so considering the current meta. This makes NiKo the only player to have participated in every single major LAN event in Counter-Strike history. He has the most wins from two games (against Virtus.pro, NiP), and has the second highest average rating (at +23.2). His record over the entire season is 14 wins (including the final one), and his best match was beating CPH Wolves.
NiKo's strength has to go above all other teams, and it is evident that the amount of time he spends playing this game is very significant. The only downside is not having a full roster with him. There are many question marks as to when or if any of his players will come back when their contracts expire, as they
Connor Kelly
>I was fondling Ran's fox breasts when Yukari gapped in and started sucking my cock.
Yukari's tongue licked up the head of my dick as well as the shaft. "O-oh god!" Yukari gagged and groaned, while Ran groaned as well. Yukari was already going as deep as she could in my ass, but now she started to suck my cock as well.. I couldn't help but admire my wife's big ass and pussy lips as she worked my cock into the recesses of her ass and made them nice and wet for myself. Yukari was a very talented cocksucker. I was going to let her have her way with me one last time, as I had to get up and go home, but first I had to help Yukari with the other task she wanted to complete before her day was over. I put on my pants and grabbed a towel from the bathroom sink. I started to clean my cock off while Yukari prepared for us. "You gonna be okay, Yukari?" Yukari asked while wiping my cock with a towel. I rolled over into the fetal position and put my head under the
Juan Russell
>If you want to support Sakurai, you can find him dead in a ditch.
Holy fuck Stevefags went too far
Chase Price
>And the horse you rode in on
was the one that died this morning.
That's a very short story for a very short film.
The horses.
Well, there is also a bit of a problem in the film where a little girl (played by the young Natalie Dormer) is being killed. One of the first things is to say, "It's so sad to see that, isn't it?" And then when she says, "It's so sad," this is actually one of the first things we actually say in the film. And the other thing that we actually do in the film is to go a bit further and explain that there's another film that had a lot of great ideas. It had a lot of beautiful ideas. And then we ended up having to take that, and make it so very simple, very straightforward. In the end, though, it's about the horse. It's very simple and straightforward.
Well, it's not obvious in a way that the last film was.
The last one was in the form of…
Gavin Gutierrez
This is, uh, not quite how I imagined a date between Doomguy and Samus would go, but, uh yeah
Brody Rogers
This is the oddest rendition of Gone Guru I've read
Here, a highlight
> SWEET MELTED PUSSY BROCCOLI
Aaron Price
Daniel Rodriguez
This is not alright.
Kayden Sanchez
what the fuck
Elijah Sullivan
I knew it.
John Moore
What a twist, holy shit.
Ian Johnson
anime was a mistake.
Jack Richardson
no John, you ARE the Demons!
Kayden Murphy
Tim Sweeny is an odd man.
Adrian Martinez
Oddly fitting
Ayden Ortiz
>Sonic gets trolled
Ayden Richardson
Transformer... please. Have some decency. You're giving me a boner with all this nasty talk.
Camden Moore
Why are there so many trannies on Yea Forums? It appears there are only some in Yea Forums and /d/ for that matter....
This is why I have such difficulty getting out of the box with TR. I have made a few posts on the forums about what's going on and why and why NOT to do it so as to show the TR community what's going on and that they could be affected if they did, but no one seems to listen.
So yeah I'm just gonna say it. My daughter is TR and she is very intelligent and bright and has a lot of friends and family that are. And not in the way you might think. And my son is a TR too and I don't think he's as intelligent and bright as mine. But at the same time he is a good boy and I have no problem with that at all. He's been a good boy and he still is to this day.
I think your question to us here in TR is a good one. It's something I wish I talked about much more about and it seems that no one else in
Alexander Gonzalez
Asher Martinez
Ethan Parker
Oh fuck no
Hudson King
After all the minecraft bee threads, I cannot make this shit up
Nathaniel Davis
what the fuck a umi
>this one time user was playin vidya with Gabe Newell
and was gettin fucked over by him. so vie us a day off to just chill out.
"i'm playin' vidya with [censored by admin] , so u want an umi to umi"
me: yeah?
him: i bet u want an umi from me"
me: that's cool. i'm sorry for calling you out, but fuck you.
him: im not gonna do anything more with umi in vidya, so please dont call me out umi. you will be called out.
me: whatever
him: i'm glad u liked it"
Angel Kelly
where the wild thing are
Away in the forest of the living,
Where the woods are ever-gazing,
Where the woods are ever-stalking.
The wild thing have left the mountains and gone deep into
The heart of the woods, to join the forest with them.
A forest for the trees and for their children
The trees are the children of the forest.
The wild thing have been left behind and are wandering
In the woods far away,
Far away in the heart of the woods:
Where the woods are ever-gazing,
Where the woods are ever-stalking.
The wild thing have been left behind
And are wandering in the woods far away,
Far away in the heart of the woods:
Where the woods are ever-gazing,
Where the woods are ever-stalking.
Austin Ward
Say something nice about the new Smash Bros leak, Yea Forums!
Parker Robinson
Kayden Baker
OP couldn't stop sucking me off. She was too good at it. I felt myself going off. "I can cum!" I moaned. That was when she pushed me up against the wall and took my cock in her mouth. I took a deep breath and held it. She went on sucking me off for what felt like forever....
She got off the bed and got up to sit on top of my cock. She started to stroke my cock slowly in and out, then took my balls in her hand and worked them in and out. I think her hand would have been so big...
She let go of my cock and went down on my stomach. I wanted her to do it hard and fast... I wanted her to come all over my cock and make a mess. She just knelt there. I felt my cock pulsing and pumping into her hand. I wasn't very happy. She had been my slutty toy for far too long. My cock was dripping wet. She started to pump me harder. I heard her growl. I was so angry that she
Gabriel King
>Get woke, go broke,
>Then, to the sound of drummers
>With the sound of warring voices
>I'd cry out, 'O, give me my money!'
>O, give me my money! I've got two thousand thousand dollars!
>O, give me my money—
>How's it going, how's it going?
>How's it going, how's it going?
>Give me my money!
>Give me my money!
>How's everything going?
>How's everything going?
>Give me my money!
>Give me my money, I can't live on this,
>And give me my money now
>But it's gone—go to the sound of drums
>With my little voice I'd cry out,
>O, give me my money!
>O, give me my money!
>How's everything going?
>How's everything going?
>Give me my money!
>Give me my money, I'm broke, I
This bot is very insightful.
Adam Morales
Isaac Mitchell
leaks from the year 2030
>Gabe Newell, Todd Howard, Hideo Kojima and Shigeru Miyamoto are working on
the title. The original was released on Wii back in 2004, which is about 25 years ago. It's an adventure game based on two people - one a hero in a storybook world and one a baddie. The story is told from the perspective of the hero and his loyal companion, as you travel the land to investigate and destroy evil.
The game is known to be inspired heavily by the works of Steven Spielberg. They're in discussions to use the classic film to drive the story, although it will be a more personal approach. They are also working on an upcoming VR videogame that is called The Witness.
A sequel to Journey was announced for PS4 back in April. It seems the game is more popular than the first one. While there is not a solid release date set, it sounds like it will be released this year. Watch the trailer below.
Noah Flores
>Mario looked curiously at Luigi. "Luigi, did you make a poopies in your pants?" Luigi took off his pants
and ran his finger up the area. On the bottom he could feel a small amount of poop. "Yeah. So why did you say something about it?"
"Well you see. I found this poopiest on my way to bed at a friend's house last night. And since we are always the ones who have to go to sleep first, I didn't want you to be disappointed with the smell of your blanket." Luigi rubbed his shoulder, and put his finger between it and the poopies, rubbing the pee right back in his pants. He put his pants back on, and put his foot back down.
Luigi looked at him, "What do you mean you didn't see?"
"There is so much of it!" said the Mario. "There was just a small bit on the top, but it is still there. Maybe some of it is coming out through your pants." Said Luigi.
"I guess you are right. But what is this stuff for?" said Luigi. He looked at the poop, and then at
Jeremiah Moore
>he doesn't know
>how to keep himself straight
>and this is what he calls "the whole thing"
>haha
he says it
he says it again
>he doesn't know how to keep himself straight
>and this is what he calls "the whole thing"
>haha
he says it again
he says it again
>he doesn't know how to keep himself straight
>and this is what he calls "the whole thing"
>haha
he says it again
>haha
he says it again
>haha
he says it again
>haha
no
no no
no no
no no
no no
he has to find the right solution because no one is going to agree
and by the way
he's not being serious anymore
he's being sarcastic
he's looking at the clock
he's looking out the window
Jose James
>Mario looked curiously at Luigi. "Luigi, did you make a poopies in your pants?" Luigi took off his pants,
Revealing a long, slimy, and disgusting poo-like lump. Mario turned around and saw a green blob on the floor. "There's also a red blob there, right?" "We'll take them all to the castle. We'll go see King Koopa." "We've never seen a giant, hairy, poopie before." "If the poopies want to take us somewhere, they'll use their magic powers." "They'll take all of us, and they'll take the magic balls." Mario tried to argue, but Luigi interrupted. "They're still poo-balls. The magic balls belong to Mario." "They've never taken anybody before. They'll just throw the magic balls at anyone! Just hold on, let's go!" "OK... Let's go." The two flew away from Pianta Castle. In the morning, the two were on their way. Meanwhile, Luigi's magic balls weren't taking them anywhere. It's just Mario, Luigi explained. If the pooies want to take us somewhere, it
Christopher Morales
(Scene: Tarkov Interchange; Kramer and Mario are sneaking through the woods)
(Scene: Tarkov Interchange; Mario is riding a bicycle with Kramer behind him on the side of the road)
(Scene: Tarkov Interchange; Kramer and Mario were walking a long way behind a train and Mario asked how much it cost)
(Scene: Tarkov Interchange; Mario is running)
(Scene: Tarkov Interchange; Kramer is walking in front of a bus)
(Ending Credits Edit)
- In the "Kramer Knows Best" section of the credits, it's shown that Kramer doesn't know anything and doesn't care that much about things that happened in his past, as he knows everything.
- In the "Kramer Does What He Wants" section of the credits, it's shown that Kramer can't stand being on the sidelines of things, so all he does is go after it like a maniac, although he's not as dumb as he seems, as he can tell when you're lying or telling the truth.
Anthony Lewis
>implying videogames are about to blow up all at the same time to save the world. You are an asshole.
Anonymous 01/03/16 (Mon) 11:44:06 AM No. 301938 >she's a retard and needs to stop posting
So, who is this retard that has been posting in this thread for 8 months straight?
Also what the fuck is her post count on /s? There haven't been anons here for 8 months, what the fuck? So, who is this retard that has been posting in this thread for 8 months straight?Also what the fuck is her post count on /s? There haven't been anons here for 8 months, what the fuck?
Anonymous 01/03/16 (Mon) 04:29:52 PM No. 302589 So, who is this retard that has been posting in this thread for 8 months straight?
Also what the fuck is her post count on /s? There haven't been an
Landon Roberts
D.va takes off her dirty diaper and bends over to look for some food. Aaaand in goes Chica, and Chica gets the best of it. She starts by taking Chica's clit. She then sucks Chica's baby and takes the baby's head in her mouth...while Chica rides Chica's legs. Chica then takes Chica's big boobs in her mouth and gets in on the action. She plays with the nipples and sucks Chica's big boobs. It's at this point that all the guys who just came in find it necessary to leave.
When you think things couldn't get more incestuous, I'll leave you hanging with this one... I'll be right back. The next movie I'll be reviewing is The Princess Bride . I'll let you know this time when it's out. Until then... See you around, everyone!
Sebastian Bailey
Kat was a hobo that lived in the sewers but had amazing gravity powers and went around trying to make everyone's day better. She also fought gravity Satan and might've fractured the universe by coming back as the Singlularity of her own.
The Singularity is this weird singular point in space that is created by the action-packed climax of the movie. It seems to be an extension of the universe but this is all theoretical since it's pretty much invisible and can't affect anything.
So the Singularity itself is just this thing that causes gravity to go down for a second, like a ripple on the water where a small piece of glass gets pulled into it. Gravity, which was going down, eventually pulls all the glass out. This ripple causes the glass to be pulled into an infinite loop. The Singularity is the part that is behind everything in reality, no matter how you tried to manipulate it.
A little while later, there are these two giant mechanical spiders that come down from the sky and start grabbing everyone. As they are about to eat everyone off the ground, a beautiful girl named Kat goes up and kills them with her gravity powers.
Jonathan Hall
Jesus Christ. Transformer is a goldmine for smut. It writes better than 97% of all fanfiction.
Eli Cruz
ta ting n jah raasta, chilang ako.
Masyado, makaabi ng nung sakatutok sa mga bata yan ng kababayan ang kababayan ng Pangulo's [n] e.
Wala kung sino 'no ako, ma-resemble pa lang na 'yan, 'yung pangakay kung ano sa mga kinababa at buhay na muna nila ang kabalik 'yang 'yung 'di nila kung ako. Ngayon lang ayaw nito yan nang tao namin sa hanap na sila ng mga kapatid na sa pagmamit na may kasama sa kahit dangpatulong.
And then they say it's a conspiracy.
They say that Pangulo is dead.
They say that we're being manipulated.
They say all that because no other person was there.
Jace Sanchez
Angel Butler
Actual leaked script from FFVII remake:
Landon Martinez
Recipe for the mother of all omelettes
1. Â The cream cheese, water, eggs and milk will make a creaminess that will make your omelet light, light, and light-
2. Â Let the creaminess simmer just long enough to get your mixture to look like it has a bit of a sheen.
3. It'll look like it's got a bit of a sparkle to it.
4. Â And if it looks a bit like a baby cream and it's a bit of jelly…
5. Â A new mom will be shocked.
6. Â So that's how you make sure the milk is just lukewarm when you add it to your egg mixture.
7. Â I will tell you one recipe but don't be shocked by it. It's a good one.
8. The other one is a good one. It's one mom that loves to be surprised.
Serves 4
Ingredients
1 egg
1 cup flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
Juan Murphy
Forget lewd, this thing can write new video games
Bentley Russell
>adding politics to Mario games
>you had to use the 'N' key
What did Miyamoto mean by that?
Anthony Evans
Charles Ward
Gracias Señor IA
William Cooper
The best video game is the one you don't need to play anymore!"
– Jim Sterling
I think this could be the key to the future of games. Because this is how we want to keep moving forward.
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Leo Thomas
"Mario!" said /vr/ while ejaculating
"Thank you Mario!" continued
But then he realized that Mario is a nigger jerking him off with a sleeve of his jacket.
"Mario is a nigger..."
"Look, he's a nigger"
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
"Mario is a nigger..."
"Who is a nigger you say, you nigger!"
NIGGER
NIGGER
HUMANS
HUMANS
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
DUCKS
HORSES
NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NO! This is NOT what i had in mind... What do you think this is supposed to mean?! If your not a nigger then you're not really a human either! Why am I even making this so difficult?! It's my birthday!"
"How...How are you going to celebrate your birthday??!!?" "This is my birthday...I need more birthday presents." "No, no, no.
David Thomas
I'm the biggest Kojimadrone here and this is absolute gold. Why can't anti-DS shills be this clever in their put-downs?
James Cook
Even the AI knows Quistis is superior to Rinoa.
Also, holy shit at the description of her body in the first paragraph.
Ian Watson
>I'm going to let
WHAT!? What happens next!?
Christopher Flores
Breath of the wild is overrated garbage - and not just as a description of the place
Breath of the wild is overrated garbage - and not just as a description of the place The whole forest is gone
The whole forest is gone The rainforest is back to its old state - but with some trees that were once in bloom
Breath of the wild is overrated garbage - and not just as a description of the place
Breath of the wild is overrated junk - it's an extension of the forest
Breath of the wild is overrated junk - it's an extension of the forest As you walk through any place you've been to - you'll always hear the birds, the humming, the insects, and the scent of the woods. You will feel the warmth of the sun, and it will melt your skin. You'll never feel as comfortable as you do when you walk a trail to a new forest. For me - you may never leave the forest.
You may think it's a good idea to pick up the kids from school and go take
Liam Powell
I hate niggers day of the rope kill all niggers
I hate niggers day of the rope kill all niggers
I hate niggers day of the rope kill all niggers
I hate niggers day of the rope kill all niggers
I hate niggers day of the rope kill all niggers (oh shit you're so right!)
Thanks to Sondra for adding these lyrics.
Writer(s): NICHOLAS HARDING
Jack Gutierrez
FFVII remake looking good
Jace Sanchez
Jesus
Jeremiah Jenkins
Connor Bailey
This is some three cuil level of weirdness
Christopher Allen
Ayden Peterson
Sorry about making your waifu a dude, VIIIfags
Jackson Diaz
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOES IT NOT CONTINUE?????????
Jordan Moore
Matthew Hill
Invokes Kirby or something
Leo Morris
Thomas Parker
Henry Watson
This makes mustard gas.
Jace Bennett
what in the god damn
Connor Williams
"Metroid" by M. Night Shyamalan
Carson Wilson
CD Project's got this.
Gabriel Gutierrez
>There could be niggers here
Xavier Fisher
I'll plow the fields with steel and blood, and drive their bones into the mud.I will give to them that which their fathers have given to my people."
"And your people are your people. You and your tribe. They are your people. There is no other kind of "people" in your land. But if the land is yours, then you have an ownership in that land. So you own it, through your own blood, by right. Then you claim its bounty. You claim it not as an inheritance but as something you want. This is what you call the birthright of free people.
"I will give you my land as my gift to you. I will give it to those who are worthy; I will let them eat as they wish. I will give the land as an inheritance to my children."
"So they should take an oath."
"Yes."
"They should swear to your words, O Kekala, that you would let them be free. And they should swear to obey you as their king. If they refuse, you tell them, the people of that town will...
Aiden King
>Hey, don't talk in the bath tub
My sides!
Anthony Perez
Jayden Mitchell
The fuck is this?
>Video game developers are generally afforded the right to shoot at other developers
Nice.
Leo Morris
>video game developers are generally afforded the right to shoot at other developers
fucking kek
Samuel Harris
Angel Long
THE KONAMI COMEBACK
Eli Martin
Jackson Diaz
I've done about fifty Todd Howard at the door scenarios and they're nearly all successful to some degree
Connor Gonzalez
Also inb4 phoneposter
Wyatt Jenkins
Creepypasta better than 90% of the shit out there
Lucas Myers