Well Yea Forums? Did you pick it up?

>videogame

is black mesa worth 5 euros?

>pick up can
>bounce it off his mask
>kite him through the queue in the next room
>continue breaking bottles off his mask without getting hit
the only true way to play

you act like i care about living.

BLACK MESSA?

>why kill people and hijack cars in GTA?
>you wouldn't do that in real life

In a real life situation how would you go about it?

>Combine: Pick up that can
>Me: yeeeeeeeesssss sir o deeno!
>picks up can and throws it in the air
>turn around and pull down pants
>begin projectile shitting all over the Combine soldier
>can then lands perfectly into the garbage can

>Pick up can
>throw it in his face
>can bounces off his helmet
>he gets mad
>it rebounds straight into the trash
>stops being mad
Get to be a good boy and a rebel at the same time

>playing in vr
>kinda janky because it's basically a hack
>found out you can move physics objects fast enough to prop kill with vive wands by throwing the controller
>get an idea
>set up a big pillow pile and position myself so it is right in front of me
>beta cop knocks down can
>pick it up and throw my controller with the force of 500 free men
>metrosexual cop dies and is thrown like 30 feet back into a grate
>his entire top half is embedded in the wall with the bottom half outside of it
>pretend to fuck the corpse before moving on

Vr is the future and if you dont think so get the fuck out of my face

I like how this part was basically training the players to become mindless pcbros and doing what gayben wants.

Reminder that this CP was actually just trying to help you out; if you put the can in the bin he gives a positive report to Overwatch about you for volunteering for a public service as conscripted work, which would look good on your record

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>valve = pc
I hope this is just some kind of joke and not what the mods actually think.

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I am unarmed, in a strange place i know nothing about and a guy in a position of power asks me to do a trivial task. From a RP standpoint you have to do what he says

>literal who guard
>position of power

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Indeed

Normal police and even "literal who" guards are in positions of power over us

for free

>You wouldn't do that in real life. Why do it in video game?

So that I could see the Source Engines fancy new physics tech, duh.

When i first played it in 2004 i thought the only option was throwing the can in the bin near him or else i would not proceed
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I just shoved by him and then stopped playing when I couldn't figure out where to go. Seriously where do I got after I go to the big courtyard? Shit game

yes I would

what the fuck

I like the small chuckle he does, I dont know why

THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A KINO METAPHOR FOR THE DYSON SPHERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I quicksaved and put it in the trash and then reloaded and threw it at him for the achievements.

Oh snap, is this part of the new line of Pepe's™
FRICK YES! I bet this one is super rare! xD

Cringe

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Holy shit, did you actually become self-aware?

Combine did nothing wrong

are you okay?

Better than okay! This latest Pepe™ is sure to help me fit in with everyone on Yea Forums(nel)! Next time someone tells me to go back to REDDlT, all I have to do is attach it to my post and tell them to go back instead!

I'm not an antifa faggot so yes

Ctrl+space on to the waste basket then Ctrl+space on to his head and crouch walk through or repeatedly Ctrl+space on his head so the Combine learns what it is like to be trampled like a goomba under the boot of the one free man.

That's the whole point of video games retard.

The Combine officer would probably beat you so hard with his baton that you’d be shitting electricity post-mortem
and then all his cop bodies would be laughing their asses off at his expense for the rest of his career

take it easy