What's the video game equivalent of pic related

All of them you skinnerbox addicted losers.

Spreading out the fries like that would make them go cold in seconds.

impying they aren't cold to begin with

Nier Automato

reminder the entire world loves burger more than their native cuisines and mcdonalds is a beloved restaurant worldwide.

wow classic

Soulsborn games

BEING SO FAT

>the fries
nigga what? their fries are garbage

Which gmae srudioe world vole more than local videogame studios and are a beloved dev worldwise?

This

Can we add Zelda to that list as well?

I won't lie McDonald's is my guilty pleasure I love that shit so much

assfaggots

Tastes pretty good, and you crave it every once in a while, but in reality it's garbage...
For me this would probably be the Sonic series (the new games mostly, and by "new" I mean the shit from like Adventure through Generations, so in reality not the actually new stuff)

burger unite the world

Cawascoobie

EA sports games

>low quality
but Mario games have some of the most wwll designed platforming levels and physics. Not being I Wanna Be the Guy or Meat Boy doesn't make it low quality

YOU LOOK

Any game made by Americans or set in America

YOU LOOK AT COMPUTERS

Shovelware is those $1 meals you get from the gas station which give you food poisoning.

Call of Duty, Fortnite, Apex Legends.

>Who's going to mcdonalds night?
>Eats there during the day

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Some gas stations serve McDonalds

Call of duty it used to be great, peaked and has gotten worse every year since but wont go away.

AAAAHHHH SAVE ME ONE CHIRD PORICY

>their fries are garbage
this a 100 times. Either it only tastes salt or absolutely nothing.

call of duty
any sports game
any esports game but instead its adderall and a bucket of chicken

Why do people hate McDonald's? It doesn't taste bad or anything, I don't get it.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

FIFA series of games. This is irrefutable.

>hehe maybe if I'm a contrarian faggot people will think I'm cool
lmao

What kind of autist wears a hat like that to class?
You're not crocodile dundee, you're a twat

I think they are making fun of you user
also isn't McChicken sauce just mayonaise?

>3-for-free
I've read this pasta a dozen different times and that shit gets me every fucking time

If you replace this image with Panda Express and ask the same question I would say Dynasty Warriors.

burger king> mcdonalds
double steakhouse best fastfood burger

Every sentence is a masterpiece.

it tastes like shit and packed to the brim with preservatives and other chemicals

don't forget how most of them are toothpick thin
>if you don't like shit you're a contrarian
ebin but i'll bite, what makes them superior to say ,to make things easy for you, Burger King ones

no it doesnt

I would call you a shill, but i'll just call you an unoriginal summerfag

why do you ask if you reject the answer

McDonald's fries are popular as fuck but you already knew that

im not that guy, im another guy

ok newfag

>thinking burgerking is anything above mediocre

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im just a dude pretending to be the other dude

the iphone is like the cherry on the top

fast food is at least enjoyable to come back to, even if still cancer in excess

close though

>double steakhouse
You have the right of it. Everything else is kind of garbage though, but that burger alone saves the joint for me.

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>its good because its popular
top kek

FIFA / NHL games

Opinions on mc donalds pricing? I always felt like their meals cost too much. Theyre usually like 6 dollars and change for a sandwhich, small fries and drink. I could get that or like 3 dollar sandwhiches and large fries, and drink water instead

Walk into literally any restaurant that sells burgers and eat it. It will taste better than a Mickey D burger unless you just walked into a fucking Burger King.

The only advantage of the arches is you can have a burger in your hand 45 seconds after ordering it.

>enjoyable to come back to
That's wrong. Fast food is only enjoyable if you shovel it in your face and can't cook anything but trash for yourself.

If you stay away from junk food for any length of time going back will make you realise how disgusting it really is.

>NOOOOOOOO, I GOT INSULTED ONLINE!!!!
>I KNOW ILL CALL THEM THE EQUIVALENT OF A NOOB JUST LIKE I DO ON CALL'O'DOODY!!!

Seethe harder

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cod

You can walk into a real restaurant and get an actual burger for 3 bucks more. Unless a special is on the price is pretty shit if you are getting a big mac or something.

cringe

noob

How much fucking fast food do you have to eat to hate it like that?

>Why yes, I will have the McSpaghetti. The best fast food pasta.How did you know?

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Why the fuck would I pay 9 dollars for a burger

Why are you posting thumbnails?

Because 9 dollars isn't expensive unless you are living on welfare burger boy

call of duty

fortnite or some mobile trash game

Bethesda games. All looks no substance and you can make yours better at home.

It's expensive for a burger, turbo tard

>Cheap
>Something quick and easy to handle
>Marketed toward everyone
>No soul put into it
It’s Candy Crush, right?

or in a country where you can buy better food with that money

Mario has the shitest physics. I don't care what you tendies think

Jesus is that photoshopped?
Asians cant be that small

>nO sOuL iN tHaT bUrGeR

This is discord raiding isn't it?

You have shit fast food restaurants then

Because why not?

You can buy better food in any country at any price by cooking yourself what are you even trying to say

6 dollars for a shit burger is okay but 9 dollars for a good one is over the fucking line eh?

No the dude is just tiny and he's standing on a table really close to camera

2 int pay piggy

Get that weak shit outta here

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50% more is not a jump for you?
lets sell games at 90$ instead of 60

IMAGINE

is that snot leaking out of the burger

burger thread?

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woah put that beef back on the grill, it's not cooked yet.

McFeast is the pinnacle of burgers in mcdonalds. Don't @me

Minecraft

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what's the point of calling it a burger if it's a slab of beef?

Some game that's really good and affordable yet many people hate because it's popular.
>b-but it's unhealthy
And the food you eat instead of it is healthy?

You may not like it, but this is what peak burgermance looks like

>tfw my fresh homemade spicy bbq shrimp and grilled zucchini with ribbon fries is better than anything on mcdonald's entire menu
>tfw make blissful meals like this every day
>tfw never have to eat fast food again
Ah, health.

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consoles

cute doggo

smash

>not wanting to have tapeworms
What are you, some kind of vegan?

It's an ocelot

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I actually feel sad for all the people in this thread worshipping shitty fast food because to me it means they probably had a shitty mother who couldn't cook.

My own mother was great, I was spoiled for food as a kid, I admit. I used to literally hand out choice pieces of things my mother would cook to my poorer friends at school from my lunchbox because their own parents didn't give a shit beyond a cheese sandwhich. These same kids would hop on any chance to stay over at our house and despite being rowdy and rude as fuck in their own homes would be absolutely 100% polite and respectful to my own parents.

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Youre replying to pasta retard

>fast food
>restaurants
burgers are so funny

>prozac
What's up with all Americans being on medication? I swear to God it appears that every mutt is prescribed to opiates, beta-blockers and anti-depressants.

It's a sandwich not pasta

>he is charging me 9 pennies instead of 6!!!!

See I can do it too. 60 to 90 is not the same as 6 to 9. It's a trivial increase for what in terms of value is greater than the 50% difference. One 9 dollar burger is actually larger than two "better priced" 6 dollar burgers.

This is a common economic problem actually. You can buy a 40 dollar pair of shoes that will last you 6 months or you can buy a 100 dollar pair that will last 2 years. Thus if you can't afford the 100 you "lose" money buying 4 pairs of 40 dollar shoes.

This is probably why you guys can't afford a 9 dollar hamburger.

Almost like the international jew uses Americas as testing growns for their social and economic projects.

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It'd be a game where you gain very little of meaningful value, you play it simply for a quick fix and you may become begin craving it. It'd be designed to never fill you up, so you waste hundreds of hours doing the same thing over and over again.

that sounds like any competitive game, mmo or any roguelike.

Antidepressants were made by the kikes to milk free money off sadbois.
Stay away!

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so the one with the cold water cooked better?

i can't get over this guy preparing and handling meat with his watch and ring on desu

I ain't readin any more of yuh crap bling bling boy

Processed food, GMO, and contaminated water
as well as Mineral wheel imbalance and xenoestrogens from all the vegan diet

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None, which is the point. When you stop eating fast food for a long time, if you go back you'll put it in your mouth and be aghast at how trashy it really is. Similar to soda. Go off soda for a year, go back and have a glass, and you'll wonder why you ever bothered.

burger king fucking sucks of course a burger king faggot would pretend mcdonalds has bad fries compared to other fast food places

Why can't mutts cook?

Popular yearly garbage like FIFA, Call of Duty and Assassins Creed.

Thats not even how you do that.
First off you have too mix mince way more so the water actually absorbs and isn't just stuck between chunks.
Second off the person clearly prepared them wrong.

looks awful

I find it ironic how Europeans are accused of being leftist and socialist while Americans are the true good goys with a literal puppet as president.

Based mcchicken poster.

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Watch I can understand if he's not getting up to his elbows in flour or something and being careful, but ring? Yeah nah...

moba

Unironically. 5 minutes of sunlight is worth more and any pill when it comes to curing and treating depression.
Depression is the side effect of your body thinking you are sick. Get your sleep. eat healthy, go for a walk. Bam, depression cured.

Is the cook putting a chunk of butter on the burger buns?

You definitely should the mcnuggets have gone straight to your brain I think you need a multivitamin.

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yeah that´s traditional american cuisine why?

>Son of Dob

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Well, at least the USA doesn't have universal healthcare where those monstrosities would pose a financial burden.

Butter doesn't make you fat.

autists usually wear ridiculous hats, just like in medieval days too. And they don't take them off inside

i like how you still haven't said a single thing that makes Mc fries better, shit i straight up told you i was going easy on you when i choose BK over all others but i was retarded in thinking a Mc kiddie was smart enough to read

too bad we do.

>
America is a welfare state.

call of duty

The only other thing I ever bought there is big kings when they were 2 for 1 for a year or so

Actually the USA is a lot like China.
They've literally copied a bunch of stuff from Europe and managed to ruin it in every conceivable way.

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I sucked off a black guy behind a McDonald's earlier this week.
He came in my throat 45 minutes after meeting me!

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The presentation gets me every time
It's like a little kid proudly presenting whatever garbage to his parents

Wait, so you can use food stamps in McDonald's?

no you dont retard

Idk where you faggots are from but here in the bay area of CA mcdonalds fries are garbage. BK was leading it for a while with their wavy fries. That other guy is retarded

Mobile games

Don't even bother, dude. Yea Forums doesn't understand basic economic values.

>tfw no midget to spank my ass

NO GAMES

Calories make you fat and butter has plenty.

we dont have the european equivalent but to claim these people dont pose a financial burden to the state is just fucking stupid

I know chink videos are staged but still it's hilarious.

I'll spank you user. 5'0

based

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As do smokers, drinkers, druggies, risk-takers, so on and so forth.

Get over it, chip in and shut the fuck up.

This unless I haven't eat all day. Going on a road trip instantly makes McDonald's tasty

No, not really. I eat reasonably well most of the time but when I feel stingy and don't want to go to a decent restaurant I can get some fast food and enjoy it just fine

its jack isn't it

>live in a country where you can get shot at any moment, at your job or school
>if you get sick you'll be put into a life time of debt
>angry violent minorities everywhere unless youre rich enough to avoid them
>try to get rich by going to college, end up in massive debt that you might be able to pay off i you have the contacts to get a job
>thats assuming you don't cop a rape accusation in college and get expelled on the preponderance of evidence bullshit
>make it to old age, plywood house falls apart, kids sell the land to chinese vulture fund property developers, get put in old folk's home and abused by black nursing staff until death

i'd be on prozac too 2bh imo

You know you can have a family that knows how to do meals AND still enjoy fast-food, right?

EAT MORE BUTTER

GET THICCCCER
THIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCC !
H
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Monster Hunter and Pokemon

america is such a shit country lol

Truly the greatest country in the world

Eating fast food is absolutely KEKED. You might as well let a nigger coat your tongue with filthy seed.

Literally anything by EA/activision and any company that has ever released a mobile(phone) exclusive.

I don't understand how the USA is considered a first world country.
>b-but it's good when you have money
You can also live like a God in Zimbabwe or North Korea if you were rich.

>angry violent minorities everywhere unless youre rich enough to avoid them
god i love white genocide and i cant wait until you are extinct.
houstonchronicle.com/local/gray-matters/article/The-US-white-majority-will-soon-disappear-forever-13806738.php

Call of Duty

>angry violent minorities everywhere unless youre rich enough to avoid them
This sounds like every other shithole in the world.

its better than a lot of places but only for some of the people that live there and only when compared on the strongest merits of the lifestyle available to those in a certain socio economic group.

for the majority of americans its a daily struggle for survival in a shit hole thats about as dangerous and corrupt as many developing nations. thats how the game is set up. theres pawns and bishops. there has to be a lower class.

If the internet is widely available, uncensored, to all citizens, it's pretty much first world.

Very epic take snoyboy

>live in your country
>I don't know anything about it because no one cares enough to report anything about it
>you'll die too

This sounds literally like every other third world shithole.
>rich people have good lives
>everyone else is poor and struggling

America and every single living person in there should vanish from the face of the earth right now
I don't know why they don't suicide

>If the internet is widely available, uncensored, to all citizens, it's pretty much first world.
So the telecommunications infrastructure is not being held hostage by a monopoly?

There's really nothing else to call it, smartass

i'm white but not from a country founded on imperialism, colonialism or subjugation. white genocide will not be an issue in my country for a very long time. long after my death

also, and this may shock you, but minorities in some other countries arent the subhuman dregs they are in america and its largely because they were integrated properly and not literally treated as subhuman property in the first place. they'll integrate over time a lot better in many other parts of the world than they ever will in america

Feel free to nuke us I would love to die. Just take Israel out too.

What's the video game equivalent of this?

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what game best resembles pic related aka GOAT game

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Well, they are literal Jew slaves.
That's a fact. They're marked at birth for fuck's sake.

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>I would love to die.
I wish all the ironic retards who spout this shit on every website would sack up and actually do it. So tired of hearing this retarded shit.

Cept our poor own 3 flat screen TV and 3 cars.

Don't buy poorfag meat if you fear tapeworms.

is that rice in the bag?

No wonder mutts are seething CP2077 looks too much like their own 3rd world shithole.

>ironic
No seriously I would love to die. Please nuke the East Coast

Fallout 4.
Looks like cabbage or onions.

it's frozen cum cubes, a lad favourite

>Please nuke the East Coast
ah that explains it

Why can't you just kill yourself instead of wanting a bunch of other people to die? That's the part I don't get.

>live in my country
>be happy
>know a lot about america from news, popular culture and having visited
>its almost all shit, non stop bad news
>anything that can be considered good news is just shit to due with "my team" winning the identity politics culture war where america is the foremost battle ground
>glad i don't live in america

you "won" the space race when your dad was still in diapers, Tex. the cold war is over too. no one looks to america with admiration anymore.

The East Coast has a rather large concentration of Jewish citizens.

The entire Western Hemisphere should be depopulated.

I've tried, it's hard. I would love it if someone else killed me anytime tho

Reading or Watching something about America is the embodiment of Schadenfreude.

GTA

>live in my country
>be happy

motherfucker you would kill for a green card

>eat mcdonalds
>have hard dry shits for the next day

Fuck mcdonalds

ok?

>from news
Good goy

america's biggest cultural exports right now are capeshit movies and whatever form of garbage neo rap is the most popular currently. probably post malone or that gay black cowboy dude. freak show country

I have the opposite problem. It always makes me have wet smelly shits.

>mcdonards
>all looks
Are you fucking blind? The food looks like shit there

I am, why dont you just stop being a retard too?

>americas biggest cultural exports are jew and nigger entertainment
Can't wait for them to start trafficking latina ballads next.

who do we have to look up culturally now? the frozen shitehole nordic countries lololololol europe is lame

>american assumes everyone that doesn't agree with him watches jewish run TV news outlets that he isnt supposed to like

and you think i'm the brainwashed one.

i have a good job and own a house in a country with free health care and education. if i won a greencard somehow i'd probably not even open the envelope

What's the video game equivalent of this?

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You couldn't possibly know what's going on in the individual European countries unless you spoke the native language.

>muh green card
>muh six figures
>mandatory credit card score imposed on you (totally not the mutt variant of the chinese social credit)
>no employment security, your boss can kick you out without notice
>no vacation days
>no sick days (I still can't believe Americans have those)
>niggers and rednecks everywhere
>trigger happy police everywhere
>armed to the teeth incels everywhere
>heroin is used as a standard painkiller
>mandatory prescription of amphetamines, anti-depressants and betablockers
>danger of smallpox and plague due to unvaccinated boomers
>watered down beer
>shit internet
>a routine visit at the dentist can already bankrupt you
No thank you.

>ingredients from walmart
>boxed wine or 2 buck chuck
>trying to pass itself off as a fancy meal

Witcher 3

Unless you're some Mexican who would want to live in your stinking nigger-infested retarded shithole?
>obese street-sharting cunts everywhere
>niggers everywhere
>have to go out wearing bullet proof vests in case some nutjob decides to pull a mass shooting
>shit infrastructure
>hobos everywhere
>no social security
>constantly worry about jews wanting to steal my and my son's foreskin
>shit national sports
>terrible food
>commercials/product shilling everywhere
>shit-tier housing
>no culture or fun traditions
>brainlet-tier politics and "movements"
>shit general education

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Don't forget instagram and twitter thot who is also singing autotune songs.

yes actually. most of the former soviet states are far more culturally progressive, rich and pure than the former cold war propaganda machine would ever let you believe

i bet you still think of places like poland or austria as looking like maps from stalker or call of duty. you should visit sometime. these places were the seat of empires long before america was even known to exist. their culture makes yours look like a joke. a kid's first attempt at art which amounts to stick figures with crooked bodies

FUCK Americans!
FUCK niggers!
FUCK towelheads!

But most importantly...

FUCK KIKES!

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Absolutely KIKED

*inhales* IN THE LAND OF THE FREE *inhales again* AND THE HOOOOOME OF THE BRAVE

>thinly veiled McDonalds thread
Can we get back to porn?

Its not that simple.

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>land of the free
>get marked as slave right after birth
What did they mean by this?

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American blood needs to be cleansed from the gene pool

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I single small coke makes you fatter than half a kilo of butter.

>>Most people only truly love it because of Nostalgia
So true.
Literally the only reason I ever eat it every now and then is because going to Mc was a reward for a good school year and bonding with my mostly absent parents.
The only food I still like there is the salad.

a $12 burger, cold fries and watered down coke?
Overwatch or some other AAA or mobile gatcha trash

You're supposed to brush baste it, not put half a brick of butter on a finished burger.

this. KFC chips have always been better than Macca's chips.

>Live in America
>Get angry when someone suggests that tax money should be used for better healthcare, education or transportation
>Feel good when tax money goes to Israel

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Where does he get power from?

Jews use some extraordinary advanced mind control on their mutt subjects.

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>source: I just thought of it

probably from a street lamp

This.

For someone who lives in Asia, what makes people, mainly those who lives in the US, say that McDonalds and Burger King specifically is crap?
I know you'll preach to me why fast food burgers sucks but for what they are, I don't believe that they taste bad. Is it something with the quality of the beef in the States? I have heard people (from the US) say that they taste extremely foul, something that's even worse than fast food quality.

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Because it's a free market Americans have no health safety standard for their food. A lot of the shit they eat isn't even deemed fit for animal consumption in the rest of the world.

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getting fat is simple

>not judging your price by weight of the ingredients and their value per kg
you are the simpleton

i want to mating press her from behind while wine aunt plays connect 4

How the fuck is arsenic allowed? It's literally poison.

every overrated peace of shit like LoL or some shit boi

God I wish I were fat

capitalism

its real, although the guy is really tall

When was the last time you have visited a fast food joint?
I think I didn't eat over there for more than 3 moths and I don't want to go back.
I like cooking myself now even though my skills are poor and the food is rather plain. Yet still it's somehow more enjoyable.

too much of it does, also it can be bad for your cardiovascular system

If you take in more fat than you burn your body stores it.

my first thought as well. Overwatch looks kinda good, is kinda fun to play but there are definitely better options and it would never be your first choice.

At least a month.
I don't hate them (hell I crave for a McChicken) it's just that I'd buy them as a snack if I just so happen to stumble upon them and I'm feeling hungry. It doesn't help that I've got someone cooking meals for me.

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Pretty much every AAA game made by money obsessed devs.

Mario Kart, especially the later ones.

>Ctrl+F
>Only two results for "Fortnite"

Yea Forums...have you not been playing video games, lately? Or following video games? Or media about video games besides what gets posted on /video games/? Is the current zeitgeist of video games a bit out of reach for you?
Is suggesting Mario franchise games are like fast food part of a meme that I haven't noticed?
Will we ever get a decent sequel to Populous?

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Fortnite is old news as fuck dude. Even your fellow 13 year olds have all stopped playing.

totally anecdotal but i've heard it said by pro gaming personalities, fighting games players, that have to travel around the world regularly that the quality of fast food in EU and Asia compared to america is world's apart.

according to Aris, the food from 7/11 in japan is literally gourmet shit. and i've heard the smash player mang0 say that the food from mcdonalds/kfc etc in scandinavia is top tier whereas in america its filth

its probably due three things: firstly the scale of production and distribution in america and the intensely profit driven nature of doing business there. i mean everywhere wants to make money in business, but in america you squeeze every dime possible at the expense of literally everything else once youre barely within the bounds of the law.

secondly, america has really lax food safety standards compared to the rest of the developed world

thirdly, fast food workers in america are paid fuck all and treated like garbage, and that translates into the food they produce or assemble for your consumption. if you don't believe me, try being flirty with the next girl who serves you in a sandwich shop. your food will 100% be made better and taste better.