Do muslims eat pork in minecraft? Asking for a friend

I know some paki that chugs beer like he's Norf FC and he says the koran only forbids wine which he said is redundant anyways because he says blasphemous shit while sober

It's actually kind of fucked up that they just think pigs are disgusting and won't eat them. At least Indians have some bullshit sacred cow or whatever, muslims are just elitists.

It's also kind of fucked up that we eat pigs since they're so smart, but that's their fault for being tasty I guess.

I believe it

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How are they so smart if they still walk on four legs and live in cages for our sustenance?

its about the way they perceive pigs eat. they eat anything like garbage so they're dirty animals. muslims also cant eat bottom feeding sea animals like abalone

It's in the Old Testament, specifically Leviticus. Animals that eat cud and have split hoofs are generally safe to eat, animals that don't eat cud and don't have split hoofs (ie pigs) are not safe to eat. The Quran follows the Old Testament in a similar manner.

>they just think pigs are disgusting and won't eat them.
which is amusing seeing they are the cleanest animals you could eat, their digestive system is one of the best
>live in cages for our sustenance?
i don't think that was their choice mate

muslims can't eat violins?

I don't think anyone can eat a violin.
At least, not in one sitting.

You should try eating dogs meat, it's legit delicious

There are few faithful muslims and many cultural muslims. Only the former take their believes seriously.

Can vegans ride horses in Minecraft?

why wouldn't they? you don't eat or harm the animal
just ignore all fall damage

Does that include the strings?

can vegans drink kombucha?

Well you're still "exploiting" an animal in a way.

fuck, a strict muslim and a lax muslim put together as friends in a comedy show practically writes itself

Are you asian?

wikipedia says thats a tea? i guess?

If a horse didn't want me to ride him, he'd buck me off, plain and simple

Kill youself you disgusting chink

Muslims do whatever the fuck they want lmao.
They're about as good as 1980s Christians and the rate of adherence certainly isn't going up.

>The muslim ate the pork, but muslims can't eat pork! Hilarious! Bazinga!

it's called mushroom tea but it has nothing to do with mushrooms. it's a probiotic drink, i just dont know if vegans care about eating good bacteria since bacteria are living things

I don't like muslims, like if you agree

I installed an arabic skin and my roleplay was that I could never kill or eat pork, worked out pretty well
A vegan roleplay on the other hand could be annoying

Yeah I'm not fond either. They insist on sticking out as well with the head scarves so I can't even turn my brain off to them.

I've heard many times from drunk muslim friend of mine that it's okay after the sun goes down because allah can't see you.

>one hebdo attack incoming to CBS studios

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genuinely chuckled

Chicken I eat

I didn’t until my Muslim bud’s mom made me some curry. They’re alright in my book.

>fucking boys is ok in muslim countries
>lets have a bunch of boys paired up with male tourists in the background
>hilarious

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He didn't say it would be good.

A shi'ite and a shia both cook this user curry, which side does he die for?

i think they don't eat cheese because of it so i guess they wouldn't

Where would you buy it in the west?

muslim in america here
I eat what the fuck I want cause this isn't saudi arabia

>shi'ite and a shia
Those are same you mule

The pound.

source on this claim and tv show?

damn, who knew muslims were manlets

No.
youtube.com/watch?v=n9PFyv7gd3k

They're all brown to me anyway.

The last one has succubus (male) kind of look

Why did I automatically read this in Homer Simpsons' voice?

go away

here's the show

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Pork is low tier meat desu. Chicken and fish top tier, beef mid pork low.

You probably are as smart as pig is.

This also really makes you think. It's even more disturbing in motion.

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No you idiot, they don't eat cheese because it is made from milk and only pregnant cows have milk, so there is no milk left for the calfs

hang around any shopping center carpark at 3pm on a school day and you'll see middle-aged muslim mums smoking cigs, eating donuts (has pig fat in them) and sneaking sips of gin while their kids run around screaming.

Thanks christ-chan.

jokes on you
i can't read yellow text

cute girl

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you have no idea how to cook

I still can't believe how garabage minecraft's development has been.