When he thanks his healer

>when he thanks his healer

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>he needs a healer

>I'm the healer
>Thank the healer anyway

>when he doesn't need a healer

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healsluts like to be abused that's why they're healsluts

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fagtanks think they need healers, learn how to rotate abilities properly.

>he thinks healers give a fuck

Why the fuck should I thank a faggot that is meant to be doing his part? should I thank the DPS for attacking or thank the tank for being a meatshield? no, no I don't, so I won't thank the fucking healer for healing.

>play tank
>they thank you for tanking after the match

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No healing for you then
Just die

>Using Jinx to shitpost
I would be even more mad if you had used the true Jinx instead of the GO! shit.

>when he cums in his pands
fugg ids me... :DDDDdd

>Go in as pala healer in burning crusade
>Main tank dies mid fight
>Run towards boss and tank him while healing and doing a bit of dps
>Kill the boss easily
>Look down on main tank
>Call him pathetic right after revival

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pic related

thanking a healer

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What a slut

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sauce____

lurk more

How old are you?

She gets BLACKED, don't bother.

>get someone who plays as a healer to join my team because we desperately needed one
>"uguu t-t-thanks for letting me join i-i-i-i-i-i hope im good senpai pls promise to give me cummies when we're done ^_^"

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> Healer says something
> It's a guy with a soft, feminine voice

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Just type zone and cyborg on pornhub

im surprised thre aren't any programs out there to modify your voice into a girl's
Then again, i sound like a pirate who just can't stop smooking 6 packs a day

Is this the thread where I post about how much I want to suck a dick?

There are, but rarely used. No reason I guess unless a fag wants to seriously scam someone for money.

>Healer says something
>It's a guy with a soft, feminine voice
>Turns out to be a cute girl with a husky voice

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>Guy with soft feminine voice
>Laughs at all of your jokes
>Says subtle flirts specifically at you all the time
NNNNNNG

Why Yea Forums is such a gay cesspool these days?

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stop thanking me and get on the fucking point. Or hit the damn raid boss fuck head

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>play as DPS
>no need for thanks because it's self evident that you have contributed to the team

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If gays were the same as the gays in Yea Forums I would be full gay, I love you guys

Do you just not notice that you take damage but don't die? Do you just not notice that the enemies mostly don't attack you?

Daily reminder that healers are arrogant annoying privileged bitches whose job is the easiest in MMORPGs, who want you to bring them good gameplay and positive outcome on the plate and who need to be slapped and stuffed with cock in their mouth.

Yes, most of them are disgusting in real life.

>Play tank
>Binary status: if you're alive, you performed correctly, if you died due to any reason, it's your fault
>Have to have eagle eyes and a silver tongue to call out people on their mistakes and properly explain it so they don't chalk the blame on you
I don't even want to cover my ass I just want people to step up their game.

> Do you just not notice
> Do you just not notice
No

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Thats why I want people to stop thinking me when I heal.

Doing a job like everyone else not special at all
and they could spend more time getting on the damn point or doing there reps without issue.

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Because the dps have to play around the tank and throttle if threat is too high

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>play paladin
>be your own healer
JOKES ON YOU I DONT NEED A HEALER
I CAN BE MY OWN HEALSLUT

Porn isn't everyone's hobby

whore

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>tank starts talking like you're some bitchboy RP healer

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love the aesthetic, set-up and story of the game, but refuse to play it because there isn't enough content

I'LL MAKE EVERY HEALER MY BITCH LUSTING AFTER MY DPS MAGNUM DONG
FUCK HEALERS
FUCK TANKS
AND FUCK NIGGERS

>Bully healer for pretending to be a girl
>Meet up with party irl
>Healer is actually a girl

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Imagine being so shit at the game you refuse to do your chosen task

> Find another reason to bully her
> Bully her until she cries

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>tfw self-sustaining heal-tank allows the healer to focus on keeping the DPS alive

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>Healer looks and sounds feminine
>Tries to appear masculine by chainsmoking and overly swearing

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bro
tfw
>i kno tht fel

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>not being a healdom

I know it's difficult for you mouth breathing retards to understand the finer things in life. You'll never know the thrill and rush of combat, content to hide behind your shields and abilities. You'll live and die because I will it so. I'm the one the enemy team wants to kill and they won't get off my dick because they want a taste of my sweet juices. But that's why I have you, my big, dumb lummox. You just keep taking those hits and drawing their attention. I'll keep you alive. You can't escape my clutches that easily.

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>these days?
you must be new here

unironically boredom

>BE the healer
>say thank you before leaving group

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Did you just not notice I never not dont didnt take took damage dontspite despite stealing aggro from YOUR tank throughout the dungeon? lmao fuck off lala heal faggot. DRG was here best off tank dps.

I know a boy that looked like a cute twink in his early youth 18-20 no homo, neither me nor him, and wanted to appear masculine by living an unhealthy lifestyle, partying, drinking, smoking and drugs. Now he is a 25 years druggie who looks like he is 10 years older and generally fucked up, still skinny though, because no gym.
Kinda sad.

>healer and dps chads run miles ahead in dungeon nuking everything in their path
>leaving the beta tank behind

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Here's what I gathered from playing MMOs
>All tanks are either celebrities, artists or both
>All DPS are criminals in some way this goes from friendly dealer to scary psycho
>All Healers are lewd

That's the trouble with self-destructive idolization. It's cute and all, but it doesn't take long for the "actual destruction" bit to catch up.

Luckily that unhealthy fixation was largely dropped by the early '10s.

They're shit that sound like a robot

sauce

>tha...
>Stop you don't need to thank me for doing my job

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Technically, she gets clanked

> No wait, do you want to just chat a bit? ..
> Damn s/he left.