For me it's Tali
For me it's Tali
Camden King
Adam Gonzalez
lazy porn addict thread.
Aaron Lewis
You don't deserve her
Christian Ramirez
She would be so nauseous during the whole thing it would be a disappointment for both parties.
Juan Garcia
>warts
Disgusting. Stop with the artist renditions and just accept the fact that Quarians are just blue humans.
Connor Morris
Can't we just forget that picture?
Jose Jones
warts are not hexagonal thats clearly alien biology/scales
Joseph Russell
She would be literally swimming in meds. Sex on drugs is awesome, doubt you would know anything about that incel.
William Edwards
Pick your perfect design
Brody Jones
And she didnt have that on her official face reveal so your point is moot.
Isaiah Thomas
>tfw someone posts a pic you made
For me it's number 4.
Luis Evans
>Official face reveal
William Hill
This image makes me think it is going to be an SFM version of that webm where the trap is lovingly sucking on some dude's finger and then he brutally smacks "her"
Owen Rogers
I'll take...
Julian Peterson
>official face reveal that is half blurred and doesnt show that side of her face
big stupid bitch
Josiah White
Yes, it's official no matter how much meme arrows you do
Samuel Nelson
My headcannon is they are the result of nano-machines which aid in suit-body integration
Zachary Lewis
>I found the way to piss of the mods.
>LET'S DO IT!
>HELL YEAH!
>gamer, post that nudes.
>reddit, rise up.
>FAG! I don't know what you're thinking!
>user
>DI LATE
>I have to bait or this doesn't work.
>desu
ah yes, ME thread
thanks for that
Mason Reed
>Meme arrows
James Thomas
>>Meme arrows
Ethan Murphy
Caleb Hill
>only one side of her body is covered with 'scales', warts or whatever the fuck
retard. What even is your argument? That your headcanon is right and that the ACTUAL reveal for what Quarians look like is wrong?
Evan Foster
>>>MEMES, JACK
Nicholas Thompson
Not particularly im just saying that you cant possibly know what the other side of her body is and to pretend you do is retarded. I dont even like the OP image.
Nathaniel Cox
this shit still makes me mad and i wasnt even a talifag.
what the fuck were they thinking?
they came up with cool looking alien species like the turians but this is the best they could do?
please tell me there was actually unused concept art on what the quarian might have looked like
Kayden Thompson
>comedy chevrons
Oh I see, this is your first week on Yea Forums. Shouldve known.
Angel Hughes
>meme arrows
>not implication impalers
Jason Adams
*picture of ryan gosling*
Logan Carter
Not official concept art user.
Charles Kelly
YOINK
Carter Nelson
Gross, she looks like she has like twenty auto-immune deficiencies.
Wyatt Murphy
See here
Dominic Murphy
I'm with ya, brother.
Mason Long
>Posting Pepe and b8posting, that's what being a /pol/ retard is about.
>We post
>Get replies
>GET (YOU)s
>Then leave before anyone understands it
>It's hard enough for shitposting, but it's worse knowing no matter how hard (you) try (you) can't bait them all.
Anthony Flores
saw that but didnt know if that was actually concept art being posted or just fan art.
Dylan Sanders
>best waifu is the one that looks like a hijabi muslim woman
interesting...
Alexander Torres
Post webm
Jackson Wright
Spoiler that shit bro
Ryan Taylor
....what?
Brayden Cook
Deadly curves
Angel Ward
Always imagined something like this
Zachary Taylor
ok I get she's an alien and looks fucked up, but what the fuck is wrong with the player's hand? holy shit it looks like a fucking PS1 ground texture
Charles Nelson
It's just Kat model from DmC with some shit all over her body
Brayden Baker
Don't tell me, this game and Ms. Marvel made me Muslim girls lover
Nathaniel Rodriguez
It's from here
mattrhodesart.blogspot.com
He's in the credits for the games.
William Hill
I like it
I like ethereal quarians with long hair
Lincoln Moore
>I start playing a game
>suddenly multiple of threads about that game every day
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
This is how I know I'm in the truman show. I hope you fucktards like watching me jerk off to dumbly premised porn and stare at the ceiling for 10 minutes two times a day you sick fucks. let me play the game first then make the threads. Producers of my truman show are nuts.
Ryder Lee
Luis Ross
Based schizo
Leo Thompson
holy fuck this is awful looking
>that face
>those textures
>that lighting
why is she sucking on a statue?
Gabriel Perry
ay, cheers
dude, fuck off, i beat ME3 for the first time one week ago and I've been in all ME threads since then
come join us, you fucking 21 century shizoid man
Ethan Allen
>shizo
alright, maybe he's right
Carter Sanders
Talifags are satisfied with an amateurish photoshop edit, has been proven before
Adrian Johnson
I don't mind the look for the quarians that Bioware went for, but they were very lazy with the photoshop. Pic related is how to do it properly.
Ian Garcia
>As for the merc I pushed out dantius tower, after three years of physical therapy he learned to walk again, run even. In 2190 he placed silver in the bipedal galactic marathon, hes been going for gold ever since.
Christian Edwards
what is this from?
Zachary Edwards
forever in our hearts
Benjamin Reyes
F
Jack Kelly
Memories consume like opening the wound
I'm picking me apart again
You all assume
I'm safe here in my room
Unless I try to start again
I don't want to be the one the battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize that I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit tonight
John Cooper
I really like mandibles
Nicholas Hernandez
What she looks like wouldn't matter to me. I wanna kiss her anyways.
Grayson Morris
Nathaniel Davis
2012 film called Thale.
Oliver Peterson
Austin Moore
Noah Roberts
why does she have honeycomb patterns on her skin
Angel Miller
Looking for good time, earth boy?
Easton Foster
Isaac Russell
It's another one those failed Patreon artist shilling thread. Ignore and report.
David Sullivan
Best thing about quarian prostitutes, aside from the hips, is that they're always clean
Ryder Harris
This on sankaku or gelbooru? last I checked, there wasnt much quarian content and IQBD/TinyEye have failed me.
Jayden Bailey
I'd give them the benefit of the doubt but a handjob from those hands can't feel good at all
Liam Stewart
You can find a lot of it if you search for "rule 34" and also try tumbex.com
Andrew Barnes
Why wouldn't it feel good? Anyway, femquars give better foot jobs. It's just how their feet are shaped.
Brandon Roberts
I'm okay with the one in the photo mod
Parker Bell
Levi Lewis
I'm sorry Talifags, but I must post my favorite girl. No hard feelings.
Liam Rogers
>wanting a girl when you can have a woman
Tyler Walker
None taken
Luis Harris
Too mature for me, but I understand u m8
Daniel Williams
Can you even *have* her? I mean, can you properly romance her? I don't remember exactly, but I think you can't, which is a shame.
Henry Ross
You can get a kiss and a hug in the citadel dlc if you aren't dating anyone else
Brayden Cox
If the game let me I'd dual wield.
Dylan Lee
For me, it's Garrus
Liam Roberts
Are you ready to be a... Woman?
Ryder Flores
Evan Gonzalez
Second one.
Baldies are scary.
Julian Anderson
>wanting a fucking man jawed granny
Daniel Fisher
Actually the most disgusting model of Tali I have ever seen. She looks like if you scraped her chunks of her skin would slough off.
Julian Hill
Bottom one is kind of cute in an unconventional way.
Wyatt Hall
>Why yes, I romance Ashley in every playthrough and avoid interaction with al*ens as much as possible, how did you know?
Adam Butler
The bottom one, of course.
Oliver Bell
Dominic Williams
>Helmet off
Absolute cringe and bluepilled.
Tali is factually hotter with the helmet on.
Adrian Hill
Jaxson Ramirez
Juan Gray
Daily reminder to all talifags:
vocaroo.com
Bentley Davis
>why yes I romance liara before switching to Tali then back to Liara. How could you tell?
Jaxon Hall
Remember when they finally showed us what tali unmasked looked like and it was a shopped stock photo ?
good times
Julian Myers
Second with black hair.
Stop opening old wounds with these threads.
Ayden Bailey
A reminder that Shepard's VA is a talifag himself when playing Paragon.
David Adams
Take blueberrypill
Aaron Taylor
Based Mark.
Bentley Roberts
for me I preferred to imagine her without a nose.
Aaron Lee
>She looks like if you scraped her chunks of her skin would slough off.
I mean, that doesn't really go against the established lore that she's 2 mistakes away from death outside of her suit
Camden Robinson
Eyes and something resembling a nose were the two things that were always there but I also always imagined the "nose" to be something other than an actual nose
Aaron Gutierrez
-Paragon Sheploo: No one + Tali + Tali
-Renegade Sheploo: Ashley + Jack + Ashley
-Paragon Femshep: Liara + Liara + Liara
-Renegade Femshep: Wrex goddamnit why not Bioware fuck
Luke Cox
>do not have the tech, thus its a reaper
more likely that the geth found a prothean warship than it being a reaper.
Ryan Roberts
Cooper Cruz
>being a dope fiend
Disgusting.
Josiah Russell
I once pissed myself on mushrooms it was an oddly satisfying experience.
Carson Sullivan
>haha he doesn't use drugs, what a incel
How about you go back.
Kevin Lee
>have to settle for Liara in ME1 because no Tali option
>Liara fucking ghosts you in ME2
>meanwhile Tali is finally available
>dump the blue bitch and never look back
Something tells me I’m not the only user it went this way for.
Oliver Baker
Avoiding aliens is based but fuck Ashley
David Carter
>Something tells me I’m not the only user it went this way for.
That's what Mark Meer said he did in his paragon playthrough.
Grayson Lee
incel opinion. its okay to be able to kiss sexual partners user. just because hookers dont do it doesnt mean its normal
Gavin Taylor
I got lucky with ME1. Somehow my dialogues glitched and it became impossible to romance Liara. Then I just avoided Ashley at all costs and she ended up not cornering me in my room and raping me like she normally does when you say hello to her once during the campaign.
Isaac Gonzalez
>be me
>first play through of ME1
>met Ashley
>indifferent
>have to take her aboard the Normandy
>never once give her thanks for the rescue or even hint at wanting to bang
>meet Liara
>again, indifferent
>never once show any interest in her either
>ffw to them both barging into my fucking quarters talking about "you have to choose one of us"
>choose fucking neither of those skanks
>hoesmad.mp4
FFS I just wanna save the fucking galaxy, I ain't got time for no Mickey Mouse drama. Finished the series and never chose any relationship option because I'm a fuckin hero. Other play throughs I chose Liara in all three, or waited for Tali. Every time I even looked at Ashley I wanted to puke, left that tranny's ass on Virmire to die in the nuclear flames of hell. Then, fucking Kaidan who was your bro who called dibs on Liara and talked about banging some chick on Eden Prime gets his ass whooped a little bit in 3 and it turns him into a dick smoking fag who wants to throat your dick and balls (I play as male, I'm not a virgin who needs to stare at females because I long to be touched by one).... The entire trilogy was fucked.
Adam Young
Second is the best, but I find 3rd to be the most accurate since there is no way they would have aby hair under those hoods.
Daniel Thompson
>gets his ass whooped a little bit in 3 and it turns him into a dick smoking fag who wants to throat your dick and balls
I thought they were supposed to have a cure for brain damage in the future. But yeah I agree, Kaidan is easily better than Ashley and I regret ever sacrificing him on Virmire.
Carter Thomas
Masks are hot and you're gay.
Jaxson Clark
>dehumanising/depersonalising fetish because he can't imagine another sentient creature wanting to fuck him
lmao. i bet you also love 2D. do you watch incest porn because you can't imagine a female stranger speaking to you in a nice way?
Landon Lewis
Something that always low key bugs me about the ME series is that whenever characters start monologuing they always do this annoying pace back and forth and around Shepherd in a circle.
It happens all the fucking time and it becomes distracting. Am I the only one?
Kevin Perry
They just ruined his character because fucking "hurr durr canada's tolerant of fags"... Then, to shove it down your throat even further, enter Cortez, fucking crying over his husband's death all while Big McLargeHuge is giving him a gun show and doing pull-ups in the shuttle bay... Just fucking once give us a game where we could toss some fags out an airlock.
Jason Mitchell
Good taste but Tali is better
Carson Mitchell
Pacing during a monologue is fairly normal.
If your giving a presentation at work do you not move at all or something?
Bentley Morris
My biggest problem with the photo is that a fancy glamor shot like that just doesn't really fit Tali's character. It would be better if it was a corny silly selfie or something instead
Jackson Foster
Yeah, and every bioware game has that shit since they recycle literally all of their motion capture shit. Play Mass Effect, then any one of the Dragon Age's, then fire up their shitty Star Wars MMORPG... all share the same motion shit. One easy one to spot in like in ME when you meed that dumb ass reporter chick in 2, when you're finished talking to her how she walks away and kinda looks back at you... that shit is in numerous bioware games.
Jeremiah Perez
This one that Makanidotdot made
Christian Price
*meet
Luis Collins
No, it's the mystery of what the person looks like underneath that spurs my dick. Also people factually engage in raunchier shit when anonymous, even the meekest puritans.
Jordan Green
One of the reasons why I don't understand why they just didn't use the second of these peices of concept art.
Basically what they were going for but it looks a lot more natural and in character.
Bentley Brown
Pick on from the list given, those four images are official concept art.
Michael Garcia
They ruined Liara in 2 too, not because she doesn't rejoin, it's because they turned her into a uncaring cunt robot basically. She feigns being happy to see you, then she's all business like it's been 20 years since they've seen one another and she don't really give a shit and just needs chores done.
Evan Hill
She’s on antibiotics not codeine bud
Noah Cruz
No. They're all ugly.
Samuel Adams
I don't think hair is an option if you live under air-tight hood 24/7. All spacegyppos would be bald and hairless.
Carson Mitchell
Your shitty fan art is worse
Eli Ross
This art proves that people who like Tali don't care about how she looks. And that's how it should be. Even Tali agrees in her dialogue.