Meanwhile, in the Yea Forums guild hall

Meanwhile, in the Yea Forums guild hall...

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For the last fucking time, stop taking only Goblin Quest.

boy oh boy sure smells gay in here

lost interest around when they were fighting the big eyeball (ch25?), does it get any better or does it keep trying to be worse berserk

Minna~!

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what does gay smell like

To that guy who keeps inviting gnome shortstacks into the guild i swear i am going to revoke your recruitment privileges once i find out who you are

if an anime looks interesting to me I always read the MAL synopsis first to look for red flags, they include:
>[PROTAG] was just an ordinary otaku
>any reference to video games
>school settings
>series marketed on interesting characters has a generic self insert protag

trading for gf

>lost party member rejoins the group

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Adventure is back on the menu boys!

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HEY GUYS CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
*dabs*

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*steals the mysterious and edgy guy chair*
Pshhh~

DAMN YOU DARK ELF NECROMANCER. STOP YOUR SKELE WITH A SOUL FROM DRINKING ALL THE GOOD ALE.

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Any goblin quests?

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LFG Yea Forums

You fuking idiots can’t equip bikini armor, gender lock item! Delete yourselves and start new.

Goblin Slayer was so close to being good. At least the manga is better than that shitty anime.

Plus, I guess it could always be worse. Goddamn, Shield Hero is some of the lamest shit I've read in ages.

Offer

gyaru elf healer LFG

I'm going up to the tavern, whose coming with?

TO THE GUY WHO TOOK MY POTION OF GENDER REVERSAL FROM THE GUILD STASH PLEASE GIVE IT BACK

I REALLY NEED IT FOR A QUEST

Fuck off, he paid for it.

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nice tits hon

Btw I'd prefer if it was fellow knightfags, or even rangers and light infantry, you mages creep everyone out

is she get get nude again?
does Berserk still do nudity?

If I see one more goddamn gamer fuel thread about nothing but potato chips and water I'm gonna blow a fucking gasket.

If you fucking skeletons learned to eat better you'd spend less time shitposting and more time doing fucking quests.

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Well, what brand of deodorant are you using?

I FUCKING HATE HUMAN ROASTIE WHORES!

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MUMMY FOR HIRE
WILL DO QUESTS FOR MONEY (NEED EMBALMING FLUID!)

PROS: COMPLETELY IMMUNE TO UNHOLY (TORMENT, PAIN etc.), NO NEED FOR FOOD
CONS: WEAK TO FIRE/HOLY, CAN'T SWIM, NO QUAFFING

SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY! NO HANKY-PANKY

Here's some Casca butt

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What the fuck, I know Miura's style evolved since the Golden Age arc but why does Casca look like a fucking potato ?

LOOKING FOR A HEALER, WE ARE GOING TO KILL A NECRO! LOOKING FOR A HEALER! LARGE BOUNTY FOR A NECRO, 1 HEALER AND GO, EASY MONEY EASY EASY!!! LOOKING FOR A HEALER POSSIBLY WITH BIG TITS BUT ANYTHING COUNTS! NO PALADINS ALLOWED! GO TAKE RHE WAY TO THE LIGHT RIGHT DOWN TO FUCK YOURSELVES LOSERS! LOOKING FOR HEALER!
WE GOT ONE! WE GOT A HEALER! THANKS GUYS WE GOT A PRIEST HEALER NO NEED TO KEEP COMING OVER AND WHISPERING AT MY EAR THAT YOU WANT TO LYNCH THE NECRO ANYMORE! NO MORE HEALERS!!!
WAIT!
THE TANK
LEFT. LOOKING FOR A TANK!!

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the mermaid/siren/whatevers at the end of the boat arc were naked I guess, which chronologically wasn't that long ago

You guys are alright, don't go to the Lord's Monastery tomorrow.

because she WAS a potato, where have you been?

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Looking for group 50-55

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Bros check out my minmax'd mage build.

I can literally OHKO any enemy out there!

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Well you and your paladins are preety cool too, come join me at stratholme if you have the will to save humanity, or else get out of my sight...

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GET CHEAP GOLD 1000000g for 10 bucks!
GET CHEAP GOLD 1000000g for 10 bucks!
GET CHEAP GOLD 1000000g for 10 bucks!
GET CHEAP GOLD 1000000g for 10 bucks!
GET CHEAP GOLD 1000000g for 10 bucks!

send me msg via crystalball discord @notachinesegoldfarmerIswear

I don't know man you sound kinda like a chinese gold farmer

trimming armor, meet in forgotten cemetery past the abandoned alleyway in the slums

Fuck, my stupid alchemist neigbour blew up our house again.
Can some Necro revive my cat again? I'll pay you with the neighbours soul.

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GIB ITEMS PLS

Fuck all you gay fags. Come at me.

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I'll have you know I'm a reputable merchant. ask anyone who have traded with me.

Adventurer guilds are fucking bullshit and guild fees are just extortion. Don't tread on me

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>hates faggots
>wants to be ejaculated by them
Make up your mind

Guys I’m inviting my gf to the guild, be nice to her ok?

/dance

Give me first soul, small tip, and here we go.

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Both Guts and Griffith got ridden by a naked loli.

/dance

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Made for apostles dick

For me, it's crossbows

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ATTENTION EVERYONE, ATTENTION.

*hmm hmm*

FUCK LICHES, FUCK GOBLINS, FUCK PRIESTS AND FUCK DEX BUILDS

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girlminx healer here, i want to help your group and mayB give cuddles and nuzzle OWO big fat tanks are hawt and QT XD PM me plx.

Rainbow, fairies, fruit and freshly cut wood

*sharpens wakizashi*

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I keep showing off during low level quests in the starting areas to impress the newbies but nobody seems to want me in their group.

What am I doing wrong?

She was always potato-faced.

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Casting sex change 30gp, trade me spell components first

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Trimming armour for 5g just drop it on the ground

DOUBLING YOUR MONEY

DOUBLING YOUR MONEY

DOUBLING YOUR MONEY

"Being here only reminds me of how shit my actual life is and now I don't want to do any quests."

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Fuck off /skel/tards
Go back to your containment guild

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No user! That spell has pretty bad side effects...!

Hey what does this spell d

Really it's all about ethics in heroic adventuring

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That spell is outlawed we discuss it in the last reunion, prepare to face the consequences

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guys i checked out that cave and i didn't find any skellybros in there at all. looks like the guild was given a false contract or something so you guys shouldn't go anywhere near that cave.

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based esl tuxedo frogposter

It's only illegal in orc shitholes and southern gnome islands.
Back to the jungle, greenskin

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*dodges my cleric's heal*

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This, why the fuck should I have to pay to go on an adventure?
Murderhobo 4 Lyfe.

want to buy boyfriend

THANKS FOR FUCKING SPOILING IT FOR ME user I REALLY FUCKING APPRECIATE IT

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>caring about bershit

You guys mind if I invite my wife to the guild?

Muh spiky dick
Elves love spiky dick
SPOILERS: Elves actually hate spiky dick 3:

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F. They fucking got him.

Fish lvl?

STRfags move out of the way, your DPS GOD is here

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*ahem* Finna sing a song for you lads.
youtube.com/watch?v=yEtIiwAMMvE

>laughs intelligently

>not caught up on berk
Fucking how?

Cat wizard cursed me
How do I dispel this shit?

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Looking for cute necromancer gf

What started the whole guild hall + quest setting anyways? I've seen it first in Monster Hunter but I'm sure it became a thing much earlier.

You need x10 ligmas

ask a dog sage for help

Have sex with the cat

spirits of the dead keep getting trapped in the users'necrotic voids

She's been unpotatoed for months this is your fault at this point

Whats x10?

>He didn't assisted to the reunion of the Senate
-and the Tranny Rebellion has been foiled.
The remaining Trannies will be hunted down and defeated. Any collaborators will suffer the same fate

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Why are there so many adventurers now that go around fighting without a helmet?

I've been noticing this trend recently. Do people just not know to protect their head? I literally would've had my head melted by the slime monsters that was dripping down at the top of a cave I was venturing in recently had I not had a helmet on.

Also, stop trying to wield great swords. So many adventurers think it's cool showing off their strength, but you move like a fucking turtle. I saw a guy get mobbed by goblins because it took him basically 5 hours to swing that huge slab of metal at those small cretins. It's only for slow and/or big enemies like ogres or dragons, and lord knows that only 1% of the population are able to handle the latter anyway.

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Apple founder

eat catbread

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you need to acquire friends and a life.
(note: crippling depression is a status ailment that has been known to prevent you from being able to do that)

What's the latest game I can play for this setting/feel?

That x10'ded my dick lamo.

MHW i guess. Iceborne soon

Can I get a quick rundown? I have general Berserk knowledge but I've never read it. I know that chick was brainfucked for a while. Did Guts do it? Did he actually have a happy point in his life?

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*cat casts the curse on me.
I don't feel any different.

fishing lvls?

Git gud and learn some timing.
Also, helmets are useless, slime splattering on your head still has to go through torso armor. Don't believe me? Check it yourself.

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These new quest are so soulless. The old ones were much butter. The guild industry needs another crash

Literally immediately after if she so much as looks at guts she goes full blown screaming and PTSD makeing guts sad again. Imagine finally saving her only to have he not be able to look at you without losing her fucking mind

Please refer to and then

I have a quest available. I need 1 strong adventurer to go buy a potion from the potion seller. I must know what ingredients he's using.

If you arent into scat, you might want to stay out of the erp room today. It got rough in there.

How much do you charge for TIANANMEN SQUARE 1989 TIANANMEN SQUARE 1989 TIANANMEN SQUARE 1989

berserk is so retarded

>Post Shadow Lugia XD urgent hunting quest
>No takers for the whole day

The reward and experience is great, why isn't anyone coming?

Why can't Guts just be happy? What does it fucking take?

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Does she do a memory reset every time she sees Guts?

Guts was born to suffer.

You don't really have a firm grasp of Berserk, do you?

Because Berserk is misery-porn, user, if Guts caught a break it'd undermine the series.

It's just misery-porn that's gone on so long it's become farcical. Not really a series built for longevity.

Bros, I'm going to take this delivery quest to the Amazonian tribe's village. Anyone want to join? Seems like the client wants us to take off our magic equipment before entering their village.

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ADnD got really popular in Japan and it bloomed from there to where their idea of 'western' fantasy is guild halls and monster quests.

Thats gay bro

We don't know yet, the latest chapter ends after she loses her shit from looking at guts and being reminded of all the monsters and shit

>Seems like the client wants us to take off our magic equipment before entering their village.

Looks like you're falling for the obvious trap meme again.

OH SHIT BRB GOBNA READ
ALSO GRIFFITH DID EVERYTHING WRONG

>someone asks to raid bee hive

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Hi guys, girl here, I just joined

DID SOMEONE SAID [THUNDERFURY BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER]!?

me on the right

Poor guy needs to catch a break at some point.

FUCK THE ELVES

Maybe he can get hit by a falling rock and get isekai'd to a world where he can become an idol producer.

Man fuck this guy, my party was exploded walking in there cause the natural leyline in that area cause enchanted metals to resonate to high frequency, enough to turn our paladin into meat soup with how hard his full plate was vibrating

It is very important for you to realize how desperate we are.

There is a lot of money to be made if you are willing.

Honestly, I would read an LN about that.

Like, that is genuinely so fucking ridiculous that you could not pass that up. IMAGINE Guts becoming an idol producer. Just fucking IMAGINE.

any animal charmers? I want to buy a dragonling

>Maybe he can get hit by a falling rock

You've forgotten that once Guts dies he's doomed to super-hell for eternity because he was part of the sacrifice.

>literally pretending
Holy shit guys

life sucks, fuck off

I don't see how berserk can even have a happy ending at this point.

Griffith is out playing the hero making himself look like Jesus himself to the striving people and guts won't be able to get revenge because Griffith has made it so that the world will fucking end without him so if guts goes against him guts will look like the bad guy and also be responsible for the world ending basically

Fuck Griffith

This poster is an Amazon.
Don't believe this Amazon's lies.
My high priest brother went MIA after getting in a party with Amazons.

But he won't die, just get sent to another world.

>can't get elf pussy
>chimps out because of it

Look human, it's not my fault that you can't practice sex for ten thousand years while being an eternal chad. You've got human women to be with, such fat things are beneath us.

I happen to have a dragonling for sale.
It's very young, it didn't even imprint on anyone and so will learn very fast.
It'll grow wings after the first molt.

Only 5k gp

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>see quest opening for one small favor
>All you have to do is find some antique wood polish
>Reward: 20,000 exp and treasures

Seems a bit much for a simple task but ok.

5k is really cheap, you have a deal

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That's probably the point. Forgiving and forgetting the mass butchering of your friends and violent rape of your pregnant girlfriend by your best friend that you risked your life to save even after overhearing that you were just a tool of his.

Because like revenge is bad or something.

Ur high priest brother couldnt even please our town slut, and she’ll suck you off for a moon apple.

How do you do, fellow adventurers? I've come to accept some adventurous quests and make some wonderful wealth with my fellow adventurer pals.
Say, has anyone discovered a Cursed Goblet of Infinite Death in recent times? Just asking for a quest haha

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What about /tg/ references? That's pretty unique right?

WHO WANTS TO GO IN A PARTY AND GET SOME MONSTERS TO JOIN OUR SIDE?

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Im using it as a piss bucket

wait a minute that flower

Bitch, if you don't hurry you'll get my big tip and much more

I dunno, something smells fishy about you.

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GODDAMN FAKKU! GODDAMN JEWCOB! Spanish it is then.

ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS KEEPS BLOWING UP MY FUCKING CASTLE WITH EXPLOSION MAGIC? THIS SHIT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR MONTHS AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO IT IS

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LFG ANY LEVEL ANY CLASS, MUST KNOW BIND AND SEDUCE SPELLS AT LEAST LVL 4. GOOD PAY, DONT ASK QUESTIONS.

hentai(dot)cafe

buy gf

Guild Bylaws dictate that we can't reveal that information.

>Greatswords are slow
>This is somehow realistic
Based retard. I bet you think that a shield with plate armor does anything or that light armor is somehow better for mobility.

Anyone else feeling really fit after taking that Necro quest? I feel lighter than I have in years. Anyone got any milk?

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You forgot the worst offender.
>tries to "subvert" the genre

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Gimme tree fiddy gold pieces and I'll tell you

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Have dex

Will trim your armor for free, just give it to me for a minute.

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Have you heard the legends? The legends of the mystical potion seller?

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Need expert hunters pls, farming mats

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It's gonna turn into this within seconds

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>Hey let's bring back an above-average foot soldier to what's essentially the fucking Apocalypse where even Guts is a fucking chump compared to most things

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You clearly dont know.

I AM ANGRY.

ANGRY ABOUT ELVES

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What about shows where the only interesting character is the protag and everyone around him is just a cliche?

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*brap* *dabs* sneed

They tend to squander their potential and give the protagonist progressively less and less screentime because the lowest common denominator lacks the intelligence to appreciate something that isn't a cliche.

The /tg/ guild hall is that way good knight.

Yea Forums is a pro-elf guild.

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The biggest red flag is anime about goblins

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I like the lizardman beastmaster at least.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO NOT TELL ME NOW THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES, DO YOU KNOW WHO I WORK FOR?

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90% of good shows have school settings.

Help please.
Where do I start the job change for Mage?

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That post-workout sweat, but only as long as it is very fresh

These new bows look kinda weird guys.
Is this normal for Dwarven technology?

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The masked man?

>tfw i run into a player I ganked ten minutes ago with a fresh tag from my guild.

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How do you draw a crossbow on horseback?

You need to run some errands for me first.

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How long is the event going on? Will the key item fall out of my inventory or can I keep it til next year's event?

Are you a virgin? Follow me.

This is the way to the Mage guild.

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Carefully

NO RAPING IN THE GUILD HALLS!!

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There is probably a rod or something on the saddle so you can get the string into then just pull

The quest item is only usable for the quest that ends tonight. It's also unbankable, unusable for any future quest, and can't be removed from your inventory in any way other than completing the quest.

Beast Tamers where we at?

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Will an officer please finally change clan tag back from Yea ForumsAG?

Why are teleportation scrolls so expensive when a basic bitch lvl 1 wizard can zap himself home without any mana cost?

You bend over the neck of the horse holding the crossbow backwards. Then you tell the horse to bite down on the string as you pull the "arms" towards you until the horse signals the bolt is properly placed at the back. Remove crossbow carefully and fire at will.

What sort of whelp do you take me for?

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Zzzzz

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Does unrequited love boost mana?

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can someone summon me a succubus gf

FROM NOW ON SPELL CASTING IS BANNED IN GUILD RESTROOMS FOLLOWING THE WARP PORTAL GLORYHOLE INCIDENT

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Please send invite to Asmo Dimension!

Fucking noob

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You have to ask the /x/ guild but I haven't seen them since they were chasing after that supposed "secret world boss" probably got lost or something. I wouldn't worry too much.

More like horsefuckers! laughing my ass off all day! Use real divine magic instead of playing with sticks and dog weiners ROFL bet you have a fetish for men!

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I did this, but didn't get succubus
Instead I summoned AMD drivers

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>he fell for the conjurer meme

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i used to run with /x/guild they didn't find anything. Hey, put this flower in your head armor slot for a sec.

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Needs more virgin semen.

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Just picking up my party members

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3 large gold coins for that, mate. No discounts.

come on man help a loser out

>get horny and autogynephilic
>buy belt of sex change from a gnomish fucking kike fuck
>check magic, see it's cursed
>"ah it's just fetish shit, they're all like this"
>put it on
>affects my body and genitals differently
>"futa is fine too"
>turns out it only swaps the sex of the genitals and nothing else

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Thank you for adhering to our "no girls allowed" policy.

That's a parasite isn't it?

You just went full onions

Why are all the priests so faggy these days? What happen to the Turn Undead and Smite bros?

all of them are dead or are the highest ranked priests at cathedrals
they dont bother to leave since they make mad money

We never left, we just stopped partying with people who demand heals. Umbasa...

Honestly the current Berserk could be re rewrite easily into idolm@ster

Or they're crusading solo

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We all changed to Rebuke Undead and Raise Skeletons.
Worshiping sun gods can only get you so far. It will never make you immortal.

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ITS A CONSPIRACY

THE TEMPLE OF THE SUN CULT LACES ITS HOLY WATER WITH SOI

REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY NEWSLETTER, INFOSCROLLS

Oh ok user what now?

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Hold your tongue, worm. My beasts could slaughter hundreds of your puny mage friends.

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There are few things I want to see more in life than a solid hundred Yea Forumsirgins getting transported into an anime dimension and getting turned into cute lesbian anime girls and just fucking going to town on each other in pure bliss.

Imagine how many orgasms would be had in that room that day.

me on the right

I've been in the same guild for 7 years and I've never spoken to another member more than once

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you okay, user? Do you need a healer (male)?

WHO GAVE THE CLERIC BACK HIS HAMMER AND PRAYER BOOK FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DO YOU THINK WE LOCKED IT IN THE RELIQUARY???

Hey guys, can you watch over my pet slime while I quickly go do some errands? I'll only be 20 minutes. Thanks!

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Gay.

Druid reporting in.
I don't call them beasts, they're my friends.

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I have to keep my head uncovered to show off my character design.

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I wonder what kind of equipment should i buy for my apprentice...

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Post your builds, boys. Heard there is a recruiter in town

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vegans are all atheists who don't even believe in universal morality

What's up with the letters changing colors?

What a beautiful day it is. This calls for a song!

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Mages are superior to wizards and sorcerers, only faggot pointy hats disagree

I like how he draws girls now but I still prefer his older style

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>squire is superior to knight
ok retard

Sauce me up senpai.

Indeed a beautiful day

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Squire! WARHAMMER!

Cute girl, but everything about it looks like she'll be raped.
>mfw thinking of her hurting

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>girl
Have the art of googlefu been long abondoned in this guild

*paf*

4 str 4 stam leather belt?

most seem pretty self explanatory, the exoskeleton colors are the manufacturer colors, the spiked colors are because there is blood on the end of the spikes.

Bottom looks more fun

googlefu sucks ass
use yandex-pose

Just found this in a dungeon, what should I do with it?

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Googlefu is divination magic, and as we all know that's not a valid school of magic.

Boil her some eggs

Cast find Traps.

Glad you found my step-sister.
I will give you this bottle with SUCC milk if you give her to me.

It looks hurt. Probably best to put it down.

The tag on her ear marks her ownership. Since the item in question is of high quality, it can be assumed that its owner some someone of notable wealth and/or influence. Carefully take it with you and return it to the owner for a sizable reward.

OH NO SOMEONE EJACULATED IN THE SLIME

>being a bitch apprentice

>tfw anons keep trying to recruit me to be their after quest stress reliever

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This is a good point, used goods are used, may as well earn some cash doing jack shit.

Remove your silly hat fags

because you have to wait fucking months user, knowing when the newest chapter releases right away is hard because I have a backlog in nearly everything from games to anime to movies, it's hard to keep up on it all

Post it.

Guilds are killing adventuring with their 30% loot cut.
Any adventurer who burns their guild card and joins my Adventuring Association and signs a contract gets a 100 gold.

the image has a winch to draw the bow, dunno if its possible to do it while riding a horse back. Maybe if you're stationary.

Bring home, impregnate and raise a family with ofcourse

Any other helmet wearers around here? No fakers, Only True Blue wears their helmet even during the spa quest.

Nah, it interferes with my galaxy-brain magic.

go away tim

That poor SKS.

*AHEM*

Orc Genocide of 4053 T.E. ನುಡಿ/ಬರಹದಲ್ಲಿ ಬರೆದಿದ್ದನ್ನು Shendalfas Mass Elf Rape Incident ಯುನಿಕೋಡ್ ಕನ್ನಡಕ್ಕೆ ಬದಲಾಯಿಸಲು ಸಹಾಯ Adventurer Mind Control Potion ಮಾಡುವ ತಂತ್ರಾಂಶ ಇದು. ಎಡಗಡೆ Thorgrim Goblindoom Square Incident ಇರುವ ಜಾಗದಲ್ಲಿ ನುಡಿ/ಬರಹ ದಲ್ಲಿ ಬರೆದ ಪಠ್ಯವನ್ನು Empire involvement in Overthrow of King Ulilililia ಹಾಕಿ ನಂತರ ಕನ್ವರ್ಟ್ ಅಂತ ಇರುವ ಬಟನ್ ಒತ್ತಿ. ಪಕ್ಕದ ಜಾಗದಲ್ಲಿ Gnome Skinwalkers ಯುನಿಕೋಡ್ ಗೆ ಬದಲಾವಣೆಗೊಂಡು ಕಾಣಿಸುತ್ತದೆ, Underdark Autonomous Region ಅದನ್ನು ಕಾಪಿ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಂಡು ಫೈಲ್ ಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇವ್ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳಿ.

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GuysI want to be a bard but I suck at playing the lute and I have zero charisma what do

based

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I wear bikini armor for max evasion, I don't even have a helmet. I'm going to wreck the orc quest by myself.

Looks comfy

*casts haste*

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Learn to sing and write poetry.
Bitches love poets.

cum and B.O.

It may be that you use it only for one shot before moving in to close range, similar to how you only throw 1-2 spears or axes before charging.

Also firing a crossbow on horseback during a gallop must be a bitch too.

I implore you to reconsider.

How does someone have enough mana to cast so many consecutive banishment spells?

im sure you can play this instrument
*unzips dick*

i love and hate you guys in unequal measures
but that's alright

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>Did Guts do it? Did he actually have a happy point in his life?
>Did guts have a happy point in his life
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

yeah he did

Thank you. I'll head right that way. Must have gotten lost.

for about a second before it was snatched away again

I had sex with a skeleton girl. How boned am I?

hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the mages club is two blocks down

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Vendor trash.

>*drops winch*
>Uuh guys?
>Can we stop for a moment?
>*gets off horse*
>*walks back 10 metres*
>Uuuh, has anyone seen my crossbow winch? I just dropped it here
>Yer what? How can ye drop a fookin wench? The fook ya on about?
>Noo, not a wench, my WINCH, it's from my new crossbow
>Drink less mead mate, let's go
>Noooooooooooo
>I need my wiiinch
>Just use a bow mate

>tfw lured a healslut under pretense of turning him into stress reliever
>he pretends to resist then goes along
>mfw we force him to actually heal instead
>mfw his bp is untouched
>but his pp is

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