ITT: we act like Video Game Scientists

We never got the emotions we needed out of that thing. Scrap it- Wait.

Face is flushed, temperature rising, containment unit's walls are being pounded on, tears flowing, jaw moving up and down violently. What is this? I don't understand!

FOR GOD'S SAKE OPEN THE SILO DOOR.

Is Half-Life 1 really THAT good?

Where are my glasses?

>YOU COVER ME, AND I’LL ACTIVATE THE SWITCH!

Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=qACwT88BtIA

*step step step step step*

*bang bang bang*

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I'm the one man who knows EVERYTHING

PARTICLE

HEY ASSHOLE

STOP! I'M WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM!

GUY

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

I refuse to go another step!

GOT A SCIENTIST HERE
HAS A LOTTA PICTURES OF GIRLS WITH DICKS

I-it's not- it's not shutting down!

Hey guys watch my lunch for me

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M O V E M E N T

youtu.be/wbjzIyDE1so

Shouldn’t you’ve been in the test chamber half an hour ago?

GO RECON

No, please! Don't destroy them. They're the only things I have!

HOW OLD?

youtube.com/watch?v=8KE1XsCY8Qo

YOU'RE DISGUSTING
I'M GONNA DESTROY THESE T H I N G S

The board doesn't know the first thing about science. All they care about is money, some product. Don't worry they'll get their product.

*hop hop hop hop* *beep beep beEP BEEP BEEP* *pop* *hop hop hop hop*

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Oh my god we're doomed!

>tripfag
Kill yourself libtard

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youtube.com/watch?v=8KE1XsCY8Qo
who did this?

MY-ASS-IS-HEAVY

youtube.com/watch?v=9wrlPjvQnlo

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No

SQUAD
WE GOT
HOSTILES

Maybe

SHTAHP AGH AGH NOOOO

I don't know

Can you repeat the question?

youtube.com/watch?v=fSOk6KBn5OA

LATE AGAIN...

Please, leave me alone until after the experiment!

Greetings!

Wow, can't believe Bill's a hack. Guess money and political correctness always overrides common sense or scientifical values.

This is my hiding spot and I refuse to move another inch until the rescue team arrives. Please go away!

My god, what are you DOING?

How about we plug my brother into a computer?
That should give us the results we need.

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youtube.com/watch?v=XfgN-EzthJM

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Yeah! Let's make it pointlessly cruel for symbolism!

[user walks directly down the center of the staircase, stops on the landing, turns exactly 90 degrees and continues walking]

>youtu.be/LM8O9WzHDvE

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Greetings

Do you know who ate all the video games?

Gabe Newell

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youtube.com/watch?v=PlKq8n-BOy0

If even those meant to protect us don't understand that futa is completely heterosexual, then we truly are doomed.

In the sex chambeeeeeeeer.

>gender is like sex
>you don't have it

I never understood why some people make blue drawings.

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to emulate the feel of the Tawawa on Monday manga, they look like these pics

i remember the left pic being fake, he didnt say that apparently, idk fuck you and me

Get out of that H.E.V. suit!

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Here's the video the picture is from
youtu.be/INPR-4zbnVI
They do say it though
youtu.be/M5z9s_bimnw

I'M GOING TO PUT MY QUANTUM HARMONIZER IN YOUR PHOTONIC RESONATION CHAMBER

Is Half-Life 1 really THAT good?

Yes

WE. GOT. BOOGIES.

You're not the boss of me, now

Why do we all have to wear those ridicolous ties?

*hazardous environments start playing*

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Oh dear. AAAAGH

Has anyone seen my research notes on perfecting the double jump and half A press? I thought I left them in the lunch room

YARGH
ACK
STAPH

The massless field flux should self limit aaand...
...aagh fiddlesticks. What now?

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anyone ever else think of that as the pencial gun?

Guys, we are short on tuuuuuubeessss!

pencil**

FREEMAN YOU FOOL

dun dun
ksshhh
dun dun
ksshhh

I don't work for free.

Ironically Gordan Freeman is also a video game scientist who is essentially a mute time traveling crowbar wielding death machine on the path to genocide multiple alien races across several dimensions.

Almost...almost..just a little more adjustment to these Orbs and..

You should play that shit right now hell yeah it's good. Even now it's fun.

The room is rising with CO2!
>In english doc
We're all going to die if we dont get out of here
>'nuff said

The pentalogy of man...

imagine smoking a joint in xen
dude weed lmao