*sent to assassinate you*

*sent to assassinate you*

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Sent to assasinate my Cock, haha amirite bros?!

I want everyone on this site to die a violent death.
B-b-b-bASED
FPBP
HAHAHHAHAH

touhou thread

I accept but only if you kill me by sitting on my face while slowly jacking me off as I suffocate

We both get what I want and nobody will ever realize it was a contract killing

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those tits are her hidden arm tentacles

this but unironically

gross and bluepilled

>delayed to make SLG nerds feel special

*outruns u* lol fat retard

*slingshots herself and catches up*

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*trips you*

B-b-b-bASED
FPBP
HAHAHHAHAH

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based, but bluepilled

what game?

Assassins need to be well-equipped

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>designed to blend in

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wtf how did you read my mind

Look at the ass on that robot

someone needs to draw this

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I can hear the clap of them dummy thicc asscheeks

This dog is probably dead now :(

Gonna need sauce, bros.

I literally cant percieve this anatomy what the fuck is happening here

Her head is on backwards, or close enough to backwards

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imagine her landing on you

tummy not big enough

Why the fuck is her back a square

Uncultured swine.

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It's supposed to be a band or ribbon, like on a kimono

deport all fat enablers

Ninja Warriors remake

Raiden >>>> Yaksha

Fite me, Yea Forumsirgins.

Why would you not get a matching handbag?

Airheaded slut

I'm only interested if she's under 13.

>STILL not on the eShop
Why did get get pushed back towards OCTOBER bros?

It's your lucky day.
All main characers in this game are less than 1 year old.

Its a robot, could easily be under 13 weeks.

Yaksha from The Ninja Warriors Once Again, currently on Switch and PS4. The title was changed to The Ninja Saviors: Return of the Warriors in burgerstan.
Her tits aren't real, by the way. That's where she keeps her arms coiled up.

You can fite this brofist because you're correct

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cummybrains rise up

Does a robot really need those proportions?

More room for energy storage and sleeping gas

what

her boobers are actually her extendo arms coiled up.

Have to stash those nuclear reactors somewhere.

I like how Raiden is just a walking ED-209 that has a human form to punch and grab better with.
Yaksha though has a really REALLY fucking fun juggle game if you can get good with using her energy attacks, tons of iframes too to boot thanks to the amount of grabbing she does.
Both are great additions towards the game though, and I love how much more animated stuff is in general vs the SNES version (Boss 6 now has a more 'slime' effect towards it's movements, a lot of the grunts have more detailed attack animations as well. The new take on the 'big grunt' boss is also really choice)

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>clothing defies gravity to show vagnia

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Ninja Warriors Once Again is a cooler name

>Yaksha is flattie pretending to have big tits

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She looks just like that one touhou character

It is, the first game was just The Ninja Warriors and the SNES remake was The Ninja Warriors Again, so there's kind of a theme. They changed the title for this one because of the American Ninja Warrior show.

>flattie
She's literally concave. When the characters' HP runs out, their clothes explode off, and her robo-skeleton has giant divots where her boobs would be.

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>sents a sexy ninja to kill you
>she kills you during the sex
i hope at least i get my dick sucked

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...I need a screenshot of this death...
...for REASONS.
They didn't enhance the death's for the other cast did they? Also how the fuck does Raiden die?

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Just get it from the jap eshop. The whole game is in English from the get go.

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>She's literally concave
Even better

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Best I can do at the moment. This is from a JP launch stream.
And that depends on what you mean by "enhance". They've all been spruced up in line with the rest of the game, and I think Kunoichi has silicone tiddies on her skeleton but I can't back that up. I think Raiden just sort of explodes his armor off.

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So huh, that one frame of her going flat doing her air juggle actually is her unraveling her entire extend arms, and not just odd perspective. Neat!
Also still a good excuse to give her huge bouncy knockers.

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That's kinda hot, would lewd her destroyed body.

She's got a few attacks like that. Here's one of her going totally lopsided, leaving no traces of doubt.
And I agree, from a design perspective I think it's cool as shit. I love huge tiddy but I love it even more when it's integrated well and the character has a good reason to have a giant chest.

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her neck is broken and her tits are on her fucking lats or something

I think it's cool that she stores her arms in her chest.

needs more cute soft and less sticky quasinatomy

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Is that a filter? It's pretty good.

B-b-b-b-based indeed! High five bro!

Yeah you have the option to turn on a scanline filter that you can adjust.

Can love bloom on the battlefield between robit and human?

That better have been a play on Quasimoto

>Her tits aren't real
HOLY SHIT a robots tits are fake? fuck you and fuck everything you stand for. yaksha is cute and has tremendous b cup titties.

If her tits are where she stores her arms, why is she stacked here?

How difficult is this game? I think it looks good but I dont know if my old casual ass can handle the difficulty.

big titties in videogame remakes make games better prove me wrong

Why would I fight against the truth

Big Bra made to hold them in

How the fuck do I beat the martial artist boss, the green giant boss, the double giant robots boss and the final boss without dying like 5-6 times?

I want to 1CC this game. I can't even 1CC on Normal. I'm playing Kunoichi by the way.

This is fucking cool youtube.com/watch?v=-bkzwGErK4k

i wanna die too, user

bigger

She doesn't look very agile

Does anyone have a version of this picture in high resolution without the logo text? I need it for my wallpaper.

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Why would an assassin robot need a thick ass, shapely thighs, cute feet and big breasts?

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Female ninjas literally seduced their targets to get to the stabbing range. So female assassin robots share their attributes.

why the fuck not?

No not look like an assassin robot.
Only a robot can pull out all that acrobatics with that body.
Future hurry the fuck up already, I need a thicc waifu sex bot that could triple somersault on my dick from the kitchen after cooking my dinner.

You realize that a robot may potentially weigh hundreds of kilograms/pounds, right? Having something that heavy drop onto your erect dick may very well cause serious damage!

Of course. Need to use ultralight materials for consumer products and even more so for military application.

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This is humanised mlp porn, isn't it?

No, it's this:
exhentai.org/g/1149406/f1eb8b78f9/

She only weighs 50kg and is 155cm

>dead panda

Been living under a rock? Its resurrected moldovan panda these days, town rapist approved.

It is bowing anime girls for me.

Either way I can't access it and don't feel like jumping through hoops to see porn. You're an asshole for using it to link porn on a website dedicated to open source software.

>he listens to Yea Forums memes

>this gets a pass from janitors despite showing pussy and butthole

This board is retarded to comical levels.

based but extremely bluepilled...

Where you raised by turkeys? Because that post was baste.

>clothing vaccum'd onto the skin just to show puss and anus
I hate this shit.

>exposed vaginas in hentai looks fine to me
>hinted at vagina through clothes looks fine to me
>hyper defined vagina through clothes makes me feel ill

Am I the only one?

No. If you read the replies to the image, you'll see there's a lot of people like you in the thread, who are also autistic.

haha

I bet you just like filters, don't you

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Clear your cookies. Login with vanilla site first, then put a sidetab and login to moldovanpanda.

play Ninja.

>all her fleshy bits are incinerated
>her boobs going too is somehow a mystery

Cringe, but also redpilled

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Thought it looked familiar

You first bit only in ten months after you finish giving birth to my children.

Theres frames where her boobs remain the same size even when her arms extend, like few frames before the one you posted.

lmao

The big one? Isn't her name Kunoichi? Essentially a female ninja. Technically not much of a fighter but rather a dirtbag who murders after having seduced a dude. For that character at least, it makes sense for it to look female.

Yaksha, on the other hand makes no sense.

sauce?

It pleases my penis

>tfw game sends enemies at you depending on your main weakness

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>I want everyone on this site to die a violent death.
you need to go back

Please don't, this is the reason why it was almost deleted.

Based hysterical tranny

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Which character is the easiest for beating Hard mode? I want to unlock Raiden.

Because she's still got gel in those sockets. You can see gel fly out of her when she explodes, and in her bio it also notes something to help 'keep her arms from tangling'. Chances are both when uncoiled + harder movement the gel just at last gets smushed in. But you can see even in those frames that she still has boobs that it's vastly smaller then her default.

Still Ninja. Aside from the last boss his skill set is still viable for all situations.

flat assassin is good

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Cute killing machine

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But this image isn't about a tranny it's about a tomboy embracing her femininity

Epic... truly epic...
You sir, receive a (You)

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originally they aimed for a worldwide release in july but delayed it to aug for usa/eu (probably a physical copy issue due to limited release meme)
then they discovered they picked the same release day the new river city girls comes out

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>tomboy embracing her femininity
ew
tomboy Christmas cake gf is the better

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What is the purpose of designing a fat robot?

This game would be much better if:

1. You could save between levels. The idea that if you stop playing at (say) level 5 because you need to go to work and the game resets you to level one is stupid.
2. You could bind one of the shoulder buttons to block. It feels so awkward to hold the attack button just to block. The shoulder buttons aren't used in the game. Why not use them for things like blocking or the Up+Attack moves?
3. Have a fucking dedicated throw button.
4. The game heals you to full at the start of each level.
5. Dying at bosses restarts you at the start of the boss fight instead of the encounter before the boss. I died like 5 times to the final boss and had to redo that section before the boss each time.

easier to hide stuff like guns inside

oh god it's identical

Flat girls with nice ass are a fiction.

And this shit game is somehow dangerous to Ninja Warriors?

hey you should try more beat em ups because those complaints (outside of 4) aren't really valid

I miss this era of Yea Forums. I miss watching anime like Idolmaster with Yea Forums on livestreams when each episode first airs or even back in the 2007 when Yea Forums still had those Otakon convention meetings. It was a much more innocent time for Yea Forums.

Hi guys!

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kill yourself

>lots of fan art of Yaksha
>none of my beautiful blond Kunoichi

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hi

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I hope this character gets more popular when the remake releases.

Why does she wear a generic white hoodie from Target?

Basinge (Based+cringe)

I hope this is bait. It's like you people never played an arcade game before.

peach of a post my guy

Is this game out on the Switch eShop? I can't find it.

It's out on the Jap eShop. The game is already in english.

Dorian is almost here

Im not Belgar, or was it Banglar? Havent read the preview since late 94.

Whats up with that ass, though? Does she also have telescopic legs or the ass was just fat?

Is it ever coming to NA by any chance? It's fine if it isn't I'll just buy it in the JP eShop. I'm just curious.

Reminder.

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>scared of Dorian
How's your first hurricane season you pussy tourist

its a Kunio Kun game, it has more brand recognition.

bruh, you just posted cringe

It's like you're actually reading my mind

based floridian poster

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Feels like 1998 again
I've been dealing with them ever since I was an infant when Mitch came to Florida to retire after drowning 11,000 spics.
I also had Gordon follow me to Spain in 2007
As a floridian Hurricanes are a natural part of life

I'm from florida baby
I havent been this excited since Wilma in 2005

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October 15th.

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Oh it's coming to NA october. Initially it was suppose to get released at the end of august.

How does she only weight 50 KG?!?!

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They used Imaginarium to build her parts.

It’s for counterbalance.

If only she had her parents' support.

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You are asking for a lot there lol. If somebody feels a certain way then their feelings are just as valid as yours. You know this right? You're not autistic are you?

>expecting parents to support their kids
>asking for a lot
Sasuga

Is there a new version of daddy mulk to go along with once again?

Brother, parent aren't just supposed to agree with anything their child wants. How can you even suggest that?

this

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ah, I remember my second week on Yea Forums.... brap

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Can't wait for a bunch of ugly fat white bitches going "THIS IS LITERALLY ME HAHA!!!".

So real talk: there is like a million Hispanic girls with that exact body type.

Twenty years later, user's son tells him he wants to be a dog. user pays for the dog surgery.

Except 80% of them also have a fat ugly face to go with it as well

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>supporting your child when they want to mutilate themselves, drug themselves up, lie to themselves and others about who and what they are, and are willing to attack others and pay huge amounts of money to do all that
Horrible parent.

Yeah sure, then they bloat up after 25. Get a reality check.

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Meant for

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okay bros, maybe you're the same people who would say all asian and white girls look ugly for some reason or another, maybe you're just the other side of that coin
anyways I fucked a girl that looked like that and you didn't haha virgin

And then they turn 21.

Sent to assassinate my cock.

This pup is always too damn cute, love it

Correction, there a million latinas with that lower body, but they come with naturally small tits. If they have those hips, ass and thighs, and big tits, the tuts are fake or that bitch is gonna turn into a fat slug after a couple of years. They have good tier genetics that help with fat distribution, but as they get older and their metabolism slows, they turn into slugs.

Trust me, I know. I lived around of spics, so many of the guys fell for the future slugs. I got a flat chested Brazilian with a megaton ass, but that's also because I dislike breast above a B cup and also got her to come to gym with me

Women are gross period, maybe when you grow up you'll realize centralizing your life around pussy is not only a bad idea, but detrimental to your health. I don't care if you fucked ugly fat women, go back to plebbit.

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>slippery slope argument
You can do better.

Do you believe that all mental illnesses are made up or is it just gender dysphoria that you're not allowed to use drugs for?
>lie to others about who they are
I wouldn't persecute my kid for having a nickname that wasn't on their ID. Why should I care if they want to be called he instead of she?

Important questions:
Does it have local co-op?
is it fun?

this

Drugs are used to fix a problem, not fuck up your body so you can pretend to be what you aren't. You are telling me to support my kid taking heroine so they can pretend to fly, or steroids so they can cheat at sports. Again, go ahead and support people ruining their lives and lying to others and themselves, but when they ruin their relationships, end up in horrible pain, and kill themselves eventually, you can only blame yourself.

Who wants a robot handjob?

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According to , my child's more likely to not commit suicide than yours, so I don't know what you're talking about.
>gender dysphoria isn't a problem
So what's your suggestion? Tell them to just suck it up? Because that's what makes people with depression and gender dysphoria kill themselves.