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Why can't motherfuckers wait 20 minutes for a game to come out?

nothing.

30fps
boring gameplay
not on other platforms for no good reason

but it's out already if you pirated it

>not on other platforms for no good reason
Except for... it was funded by Nintendo.

They weren't able to wring a compelling combat system out of the chain gimmick.

The nsp leaked yesterday.

>not on other platforms for no good reason
That's the Nintendo way. Does the gameplay not progress?

Just wait for the emulator release in a year at 60fps

>30fps in an action game
>literally no good reason for protag to be silent
>detective shit is boring
>camera can be really fucking bad at times
>needs more directional input attacks
>not enough chain techniques

>needs more directional input attacks
>more

Does it even have any? The R2 attacks are always the same regardless of what direction your pressing.

Microsoft owns minecraft and it comes out on other platforms
Sony helped fund street fighter 5 and its also on pc
There is zero reason it shouldn't come out on other platforms

The legions have a 360 and a launcher that feels awkward to use, the rest of the skill tree is locked so I dunno if there's more past those

> Sonyfags still seething

>not on other platforms for no good reason
seethe fucking hard sonytard.

I haven't seen others moves in the tree, but the your character also gets the 360 and launch moves.

I liked it.

>There is zero reason it shouldn't come out on other platforms
So when is bloodborne coming to pc?

I agree with you but Minecraft was out before MS bought Mojang. And SFV only came out on PC which is treated differently then consoles sometimes.

Capkeks keep making these bait threads

You bought a ps4 instead of a switch.

Why not both?

>What went wrong

Nintenbros are getting all the good games.

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They made Marie's tits too small.

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You local gamestore already sells it, digitalcuck

I actually don't have any stores in my area that break street date, so no, they won't sell it until the 30th

>local stores here never break street date
fuck.
On the plus side, i was still able to order a collectors edition at the online store of one of them and should be able to pick it up there tomorrow hopefully.

>You local gamestore already sells it
sign of a shithole

all of these games fucking suck. the only good ones are ninja gaiden black and ninja gaiden 2. fuck the floaty bayonetta shit these gooks shit out every 3 months. fuck devil may shit. though ninja gaiden is dead, it did well in 2 games and 4 years than any of these other series could ever hope to achieve

I'm terrible at reading these kind of measurements, what does 92 translate to in cup size?

Not mine. Doesn't matter, though, it's less than a 24 wait for the release.

92 centimeters which is fuckhuge

I think that's like an F Cup

Seethe harder, snoy tranny.

Just turn off your brain bro. It's perfect.

Seething xbox bros false flagging again

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You dont even have to do that. It has dope cutscenes, combat which expands fast, several combat types with different legions, detective mode, boss battles, side shit and cute girls. The fuck more you can ask for?

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Just a reminder to the few oldfags around, you're here with a bunch of underaged kids who's parents can't afford more than one platform for them to play games on.

pls don't joke about that

maybe if there actually is a decent Switch hack that doesn't ban you when you accidentally go online

yeah and Sony won't put Spider-Man on other systems 'for no good reason', your argument is invalid.

No shirtless Akira option.

It doesn't translate to cup size, they're different things.

Thanks forgot about that
Just set up emunand...also
>using hacked console online
Its like you dont know what hacked means

Absolutely nothing. PC gaming on the other hand... why is console gaming so full of SOUL, while PC games are the equivalent of a bald white man at a blacked porn booth?

So how is that ff3 running on your genesis segafag?

>dope cutscenes
ok come on don't shill too hard. the cutscene quality is one step away from fucking jump force.

The story is a complete mess after a fun start, the gameplay is fairly bland because Platinum are one-note as fuck, and controlling legions never gets easier.

The game is a 6/10. If you really want to waste your time getting S+ ranks on everything, maybe you can jump that up to a 7.

Nigger I will play Astral Chain day fucking one, but if you even think that anything on the switch will come close to playing Bannerlord, you are plain retarded.

Does this game at least have potential for some neat combo videos?

As a refence:
~86 tends to be 'DD', with anything above that E and larger. The thing with measurements though is that it's a direct ring ratio around the segment, so if someone's got a more broad/wide torso, they'll end up with a larger 'breast value, even if their breast are smaller overall. Though anyone shooting into 90+ tends to be more breast then torso at that rate.

Snoys coping.

literally Nintendo's Crackdown

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>controlling legions never gets easier

Maybe if you're retarded. Called practice user

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Not really? I laughed when I S+'d a lot of the bosses just by standing in their blind spot and mashing attack, then dodging through the few attacks that could actually hit me. You can literally just mash the shoulder buttons for a lot of the game, and the "cooler" stuff is just straight up slower.

I'm talking about cycling between them and shit here. But yeah, they all feel like ass to control, beast mode is something I stopped using past the required sections because turning sucked dick, getting them to actually listen to you and attack a certain target from a crowd is fucking painful because they're making your camera fly all over the screen when they jump off to fight another dude, and the whole "single button" control doesn't really work when that's also mapped to your combo move when you flash blue.

The game gets easier, but legions never stop feeling like retarded infants. Makes me wish I tried co-op mode, maybe the game is built for that shit.

Retard

>that doesn't ban you when you accidentally go online
Literally just use 90DNS and Incognito on emunand and you'll never have to worry about "accidentally" going online. AND you can go online with your bought games in your clean sysnand and all it takes to switch between emunand and sysnand is turning off your console and turning it back on again.

70% of Switch owners have a PS4.

I'll buy a PS4 when there's even a single reason to. So, as of yet, I haven't bought one.

At least the Switch is hacked.

More like a PC

Having both is fantastic

bloodborne is good my man

Is the framerate on bloodborne really as bad as people say?

I played it through PS Now, it was pretty bland. I get how people might've been raving about it after DaS2, but given I played it after DaS3, it just felt "eh". More of the same, but they ruined parries by making them risk free.

imagine trying to be this autistic online. user your friends cant see how cool you are on this message board (mostly because they dont exist)

Character design
Game design
No anime waifus
Bad resolution

This is the only generation I’ve ever skipped upgrading or playing on PC and I’m an oldfag boomer. In their pursuit of RTX and pushing Fortnite/Twitch they have literally lost their soul. The holy triumvirate this gen is PS4, Switch and gamepass

>they ruined parries by making them risk free

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Its not worse than any Dark Souls

I remember DS3 having some alright FPS, even on console

IT'S NOT ON PS4
IT'S NOT FAIR

>Makes me wish I tried co-op mode, maybe the game is built for that shit.
Why not just switch to it and try it out?

Because I don't have anyone nearby to play it with?

Why are sonyfags COPING so much?

this. like the sonic cycle, each time a game in this genre (was it "character thematic action"? lol) comes out, I get excited, and it turns out to be bland stylish yet ultimately boring button mashing dogshit. Ninja Gaiden black realized you need a real challenge, simple yet tough combat with multiple viable strategies and weapons and cool small locations with meaningful hidden goodies about.

Tried DMC, God of War 1-3 (absolute shite), bayonetta, etc. All shit. Hell even ninja gaiden 2 was iffy, especially that dogshit padded second half.

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I'm on the fence about buying this game, I just need to know 2 things before I buy it.

How big is the explorable area and is there any fanservice outfits? This is very important.

>NSP is out
Noice

>What went wrong
30fps for a fast paced action game is no go

I thought you were referring to playing co-op mode on your own, like TWEWY.

>not on other platforms for no good reason

Nintendo has no exclusives
>HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS SHIT PORT MACHINE WITH IT'S NO GAMES HAHAHA GET SOME GAMES LOSERS LIKE MY PS4 DOES
Nintendo gets exclusives
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY CAN'T THIS BE ON OTHER CONSOLES THIS IS HORSE SHIT I'M SO MAD I COULD SUCK MY FATHER OFF I'M SO MAD

The fuck are you talking about? Who is "they" who have supposedly lost their soul? PC is good because you can play almost all of the good games on the PS4/Xbone with better graphics, mods, and free multiplayer.

All of the games on PS4 I'd actually be interested in playing are also on PC

>What went wrong
30fps Shitch exclusive. If Platinum were smart this would be on PS4 at 60.

Yeah just like how Bayonetta 2 and Wonderful 101 got ported right

>you can play almost all of the good games on the PS4
Citation required

Its funny that this is true
If a game is on everything it's great but the moment it's on switch only its shit and switch still has no games

No need when CEMU exists. :)

Everyone chimps out cause its locked on a underpowered as fuck console. If switch were on par with current gen power wise and this game didn't look like a jaggy mess cause of said lack of power, people wouldn't be bitching...too much. "Why do folks keep making action games on something thats weak when it would benefit more on a stronger piece of hardware" is probably what goes through peoples minds.

I wish the Switch was stronger. Still gettin AC tho

Its literally embarrassing how PC gaming has ruined and created petulant man children. Used to be back in the day folk just accepted limitations and focused on the gameplay, not thinking of it ran better on their Personal Computer. 4channel would have been hilarious during the SNES/MegaDrive days

>Everyone chimps out cause its locked on a console I don't have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fixed

Criminal scum

It's legal in my country. :)

Nice port begging.
And yes, emulating is still portbegging

Only snoyfags are chimping out

People just know enough about games to not want laggy messes anymore. There is no excuse for lag when you know the exact hardware a console has.

werent the caracters and world designed by the zetman manga guy? surprised to hear these aspects so lacking in this game

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So the gameplay is basically V from DMC5 but with stat shit and silent protagonists?

Because that sounds terrible.

I still can't believe how Capcom fucked up V's gameplay, those fuckers made Chaos Legion, they already should've known how to make it interesting.

focus on presentation over gameplay
this is how the last good game developer dies

Game is shilled by woke journalists while being bland and generic boring.

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Was just about to post it myself

the game isnt even out yet and people are saying its shit because... it got good scores?

My copy hasn't arived

That's not precisely how it works either. You can be a 90B or a 70DD. 90 in this case is the circumference of the torse, and B the volume of the cup. 90B just looks a lot bigger than it is. It's similar to 80-85 C or 75-80 D or 70-75 DD but not the same because 90 implies you're fat.

The game came out 2 days ago. People are saying it's shit because they've beaten it. Only the final boss posed any challenge, and that was just because I ran out of healing items after ignoring all the boxes and shit for the last few stages.

I'm enjoying it and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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I've never played it but it looks boring and not worth the price. Is there a demo?

People who can actually prove they played it all call it a 9/10.
Only snoyfags pretending they are human call it shit.

Which is ironic, since the wokest journalist from vice said it was bad and shilled to fuck and back by sonyfags.

Who even likes those typical Platinum filler segments? They are always shit.

You really need me to pull out my fucking SD card so I can post some pictures of the ending cutscenes? The game is eh.

Just record yourself playing, with your hand on camera.

From what I've played, V's gameplay is weird because his moveset is tied to his summon, so basically, V is over reliant toward his summons, and anything above DH is hard for him, and again, you'll turn to depend on button mashing and nightmare to progress the levels. V is very experimental and not something that you see in action games like DMC and the likes

From what I've seen in astral chain, it's the opposite of V, the character got its own moveset and the summons acts like a skills, so they're not dependent on their summons for attacking, and the summons are just and extra skill of some sort

tl;dr in my opinion ARPG is better fitted for characters that play like V, since you'll need to access some sort of skill menu for your summons

Shit, forgot to quote

This
It’s super obvious who’s 15 and lives with their mom and who’s not.

Stop being poor you underaged niggers

Ahahahahaha

It's shit, I finished it.
Was wayyyy too easy, pretty much made for toddlers.
The combat is crap and the 30 fps is horrible.

And yes I really do have a switch and played the game.

Nobody believes you, snoyfag

Uh huh

Take a snapshot, twitter upload it and share with the class user.
i'm waiting for my unlock already Nintendo....

How is this an issue with AC, but not with any other exclusives?

Because it's on switch, nothing makes sonyfags seethe more than that

It's the worst thing I've played from PlatinumGames. Nearly fell asleep from how easy it is.

this game is sometimes insulting when you're an action game veteran. it's like they had the yoshi fanbase in mind while making this. if you're looking for a challenge definitely wait, a higher difficulty dlc is inevitable

Nobody believes you, snoyfag.

Not everybody caters to you, cuck

Tranny shill get out

Do you understand the concept of people not liking a thing, like how you're always mad over Sony cultist?

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Do you get the concept of a COPING snoyfag?
Because these hyper generic replies are never real, they made literally the same comments a month ago.

>THE GAME IS SHIT BECAUSE I CAN'T PLAY IT IN MY CONSOLE!

You know two people can share the same thoughts you brain Nintendo worshipper.

Your mother didn't abort you.

Yeah, multiple totally real people made the same hyper generic comment in a row.

Nobody believes you, dumb cuck.
Anybody who actually played the game would have something to say they didn't spam a month ago.

Look at this faggot

Was Astral Chain made by good Platinum or bad Platinum? I need to know before I purchase it or save my money for Daemon X Machina / Link’s Awakening remake

Just stop being a pathetic poor fuck and buy all consoles.

Why are Switch owners so fragile? You come in to a thread to discuss criticism and get butthurt.

why do you get butthurt with my post, then? Are you a fragile Switch owner too?

get a fucking job you loser

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What if people don't want to play at 30fps with severe dithering?

>imagine being so fucking petty about frames
As long as the game plays fine I dont care about fps.

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nintranny toddler

Every game runs better on PC. It's just annoying when poorfags make cope threads. PC gamers are fine by themselves. It's the PS4 niggers on welfare that can't comprehend how something could run at more than 24fps sub 900p

jokes on you I haven't bought a new nintendo console since the wii in 2008
You're just being a pathetic poorfag who can't muster the balls to find a better job and would rather argue with people on a Iberian pulpo cooking forum instead

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Imagine having toddler standards. It's not playing fine if it's 30 fps.

Nintendo is like apple they are reliant on their system being a closed ecosystem. if it wasn't then there would literally be no reason to own a switch because the experience would much better on different platform.

I have a pc that can run doom at ultra settings at 60 fps
I just so happen to enjoy gameplay more than graphics because if that was the case then any game that came out before 2012 would be hot garbage then by your logic
tl;dr get a job nigger

Why did Yea Forums complain about God of War being 30 fps despite looking state of the art and defend Astral Chain being 30 fps while looking like a late ps2 early ps3 title?

I'm playing it right now and enjoying it. First chapter was meh but the second makes me optimistic about the game.

>visuals are fantastic
>world is interesting
>writing is pretty bad but probably amazing for the average gamer, especially Sony fans etc.
>combat is pretty good but I don't play Platinum games since they're all too cringy/pointless for me
Overall, it's a neat little experience that I pirated for free. Would I pay 60 bucks for it? No, but I don't have to.

>frame rate
>graphics

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Shitposters.

Sour grapes

God of War has generic realistic graphics, while Astral Chain is a far more stylized game, did you complain that Okami was 30fps aswell?

Okami looks far better than Astral Chain, what is Astral Chain styled after?

90s cyberpunk anime

>God of War has generic realistic graphics
>realistic graphics
>realistic
You are an absolute fucking retard. It will never cease to amaze me what gamers would call """"realistic"""" graphics without a hint of irony.

Seriously, kill yourself you stupid fucking dirty worthless nigger for saying that.

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Kratos looks pretty realistic there

those trees look like from a switch game

But Okami was originally a PS2 game though, so it would make sense it was 30fps.

>What went wrong?
Seething snoyggers as usual.

is this a PS3 game?

Sounds like reddit shit

What was Bloodborne then?

>ignoring the garbage looking environment
When the next GoW comes out you'll be saying that Kratos finally looks realistic and that the previous games have a cartoonish look.

People have been as retarded as you for a long time.

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It looked like shit

It didnt release on PC and PS4. Had it, this game would be getting its cocked sucked.

if this is a PS3 game, Astral Chain is a Commodore 64 title

PS2 had plenty of 60fps games, it wasn't until the gen after that games prioritized details in order to create more photogenically pleasing games that you could screenshot, sacrificing 60 fps.

Astral Chain looks better than god of war what the fuck? You obviously have no taste and value the quantity of particle effects over a good artstyle and visual design.

Zoomers being uncultured swine as usual

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A game made by devs who can't into frame pacing in general.

OH MY FLIPPING GOSH IS THAT GHOST IN THE SHELL?!

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Came out during a snoy drought
They are SEETHING

I still think that the Major is one of the most beautifully designed characters in anime.
The original Manga looks great too

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>Astral Chain looks like GITS

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Bayonetta/DMC style action is far better than Ninja Gaiden (which i also enjoy). sorry the series is dead user, but it's time to move on

>Bannerlord
imagine thinking that boring, lifeless shit is fun

it's on pc through ps now as a stream title though it does not have the dlc yet/ever

PlayStation missed another great game and fagboys are salty as always

No, it's shit because it's on the Switch and thus held back.

Because console war

Your arguing with people who made a webm of whiiirrrr posting because BOTW won GOTY, they have an inferior complex

If you meme about 30 FPS as your only criticism, your mom is gay

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I personally like seeding conflict because it's fun to manipulate people.

The game is really fun though, it's a shame to see so many people shitpost it

So you can play online without PS+?

*20 FPS

>he thinks it wouldn't be held back on PS4

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all console exclusives are held back by not being on PC.

With these graphics, no.

Then maybe just maybe make it so the experience isn't so much better on another platform?

Yea it would

Tell that to EDF

>30fps
>slow, clunky Platinum B team combat
>boring non-combat segments
>needlessly and awkwardly silent protagonist
>hard mode has to be unlocked
>somehow looks jaggy and blurry at the same time even docked

This game needed to be on PS4. The Switch holds back so much potential.

They've already said there are no plans for DLC at all so this is all you get.

Because never ever!

It's fun, but the combat feels a bit slow and clunky compared to bayonetta, and I dislike having to maneuver my legion with the right stick while having to stand still midfight

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The only thing held back was Sonys cheque writing arm. If they had only dumped some cash into Platinums hands 5 years ago you would be shitting yourself over your new PS4 exclusive...but, alas, no!

you have two sticks so both of you move... i usually only do that for chaining enemies everything else you can just send it with a single button press on whatever its bound to, im not on default so dont know

This
Just like with the patent for motion controls
>Can you make Bayonetta 2 for 50 cents?
>No? That’s your answer. Get out of my office

Why is this game in particular do controversial?

Bayonetta 2 was terrible though and it sold poorly.

I believe you can play online without ps+ and just a psnow sub fee with how this is worded. Ps+ users get a psnow discount i think.

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It's a Switch exclusive so the usual suspects shitpost the shit outta it.

Why is this game causing such an unprecedented amount of seething??
I don't think I've seen this much rage since BOTW
Its a new IP and its creating as much butthurt as AAA titles and industry scandals

>92cm
Hey it's the same as the OG Tifa.

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why does this look like that absolute shit dragonball arena game, but with horrendous shaders on the model textures?

>30fps
>in an action game
i wouldn't even play a 2d jrpg at sub 60fps

>OH NO NO NO NO NO GUYS?
Have you seen literally any thread on Yea Forums lately? Everything is subject ironic outrage no matter how mundane.

I like Bayonetta
I don't like DMC
Nier was OK


Will i like Astral Chain?

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Nobody likes Astral Chain. It's why the game flopped so hard.

>I like Bayonetta
>I don't like DMC
>that image
Are you one of those NPCs that let Smash dictate what ips you like?

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Why yes Smash Bros decides what games I like, how could you tell?

Microsoft bought Minecraft after it was already on other systems
>Sony helped fund SFV
Which explains why it's not on Switch or Xbone. They likely got a deal for partial exclusivity.
Which makes sense: partially fund a game, get partial exclusivity.

>held back
Except if it was designed explicitly for the Switch, then it's not held back, it's actually custom-fit
That's like saying I'm 'holding back' custom-tailored clothes because they're not made from some stretchy one-size-fits-all material

It was good but it did sell poorly, you're right
But you don't fund exclusives because you think they'll be money makers in themselves; companies fund exclusives because they want to create an advantage for their platform over competition and make their library seem more robust compared to others.

True but that's how all consoles are in general.
if ps4 and xbone had the exact same library and xbone didnt bundle itself with kinect, they'd have sold more similarly. Hell, you can even see it in the PS3's and 360's lifetime sales, since that generation was pretty close in terms of exclusives
It's the case with basically every console since the beginning of the industry that they live and die on the merits of your platform's unique advantages.

Not clear.
I got it early and it's really differently paced than other Platinum games.

>God of War has generic realistic graphics
and astral chain has generic anime graphics.

So what? Nintendo practically pulled an epic games here and bought out astral chain exclusivity. At least those other two let it on at least one other platform

It's a platinum game. Which means it's an action game for nu-weebs who hate complexity

Combat is frustrating, the dodge is mostly worthless, maneuvering the legion to trip or tangle up enemies is a pain in the ass, and enemies barely telegraph their attacks, or come running in from outside of the screen with an attack.
The character feels really shit to play compared to Bayonetta and Raiden.

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Quit samefagging

anyone got any combos yet?