Astral Scam

butthurt consolefags defending their exclusives continue to supply me with laughs keep it up

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Its easy to laugh at a game you can't buy on your platform user

I don't know why people are excited for this game. The gameplay videos looked boring as fuck. Looked more like a walking simulator and boring worlds.

It's too bad because I really wanted a good new Platinum Game.

It's a slightly above average game that people are jerking off because
1. Platinum
2. AAA Exclusives have been lacking lately on switch

Don't give him the attention he wants, this is a literally who, whom is so LITERALLY WHO that he doesn't even have the coveted blue checkmark. I would go as far to say he's only throwing a low rank at this to get the attention his father never gave him.

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Who cares who he is? The arguments are what matter, Nintranny.

Even easier when that game is one of the sole reasons to get that specific console, and it turns out to be hot shit
Here's a PS4 pic, just for fairness

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what argument, saying
>30FPS
has more weight than this guys clickbait garbage.

>Scraping the bottom of the barrel for poor reviews
Can sonytards get anymore desperate?

>the lone contrarian must be right!

>However, you can only partly control your Legion. While each one might have different strengths and weaknesses, they’re never fully utilised as you’re reliant on the AI making the decisions to attack.
so he never learned how to actually play
Not to mention he complains about the lack of a ranking system or style gauge when the game does have one at the end of each part of a mission

Considering every other site is giving it 10/10's when it's just a generic hack and slash game I trust him.

>Not to mention he complains about the lack of a ranking system or style gauge when the game does have one at the end of each part of a mission
On standard, there's been some fights where I used a revive battery and still got S+.

Then you’re a retard.

>this is what actually Yea Forums believes

>Bought the Bloodbornestation to play Bloodborne
>Buy Bloodborne digital (it was super cheap)
>After it bought Nioh physical
>Ended being ported to PC, with DLC included and everything
>After it bought Super Robot Wars V and X
>Ended being ported to PC, with DLC included and verything
>Bought Dragon's Crown digital (it was super cheap), nothing happened this time.

Now I'm tempted to buy Persona 5 physical to see if something happens.

Jap shit blown the fuck out.

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>Vice Waypoint and The Independant, radical left propoganda websites, hate Astral Chain
So Astral Chain is GOTY material then?

Too bad the word respect is non-existent to the violent left who always project.

Point me towards which part of the review is 'radical left propaganda'

Are you guys doing the "Game is popular/on a Nintendo system so we must bitch and piss and moan about" thing again?

Vice Waypoint literally defends communism.

I honestly wish we had more honest reviewers like him. We live in an age where reviewers barely say anything bad about big name games because all these sites get to meet the devs, play the game early by either going to their studio, or get a neat care package with a review copy. This shit needs to stop.

What does this review have to do with Vice Waypoint?

stop making shit up snoy boy

>platinum game
>big name game

>when you hate a console so much so you can't stop talking about it
Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but 1/5 star should be given to a game that won't even start. Right?

WEEBS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BTFO
LEAVE THIS SITE FOREVER, AND TAKE YOUR SHITTY Yea Forums CONTAINMENT BOARD WITH YOU

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Yeah, just ignore the bland world, 30 fps and button mashing

youtube.com/watch?v=yRN8JuAbH0E

>dat guitar at 3:26
Based fucking japs

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Is this the new God Hand vs. Imagine Party Babyz?

youtube.com/watch?v=u3L3NPxK5Lc

No that would be 0/5. What could a game that doesn't even start possibly do to earn that one point?

Since when does Yea Forums take video games journalist seriously?

I don't know. Have a nice cover?

Right but misleading. You would give thjose makerks to a game that doesn't startm but there are also other reasons to grade a game as 1 out of 5.

the "/5" implies that there are five possible grades, and they are from 1 to 5, so 0 out of 5 is not an option.

You didn't post a cover you fraud.

Weebs have absolutely atrocious taste and will play any old trash and praise it because Japan.

>Alt-right and conservative faggots quoting Dave Chappelle as if they actually subscribe to or do anything in said quotes.
Next you'll quote Chris Rock's "Niggas and black people" routine while still calling all black people niggers.

When they were bragging about Mario Odyssey and BotW's ratings (which were paid for)

>This lone hack validates my shit opinions, so he right!!
You're full of shit m8.

Journalists think shit like The Last of Us is actually good, so I would have to play the game for myself to see how it is.
But I don't feel like putting down 350+ Canadian leaf cuck bux to play a game.

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The Last of Us is good, you pathetic incel.

Astral Shit is the most shitted on game in recent memory. Holy shit no game has gotten more BTFOd then it.

I haven't really kept up with this game. Can I get a quick rundown on why people are hating on it suddenly? It felt like people were really looking forward to it a few weeks ago.

Fucking this. The hate for western games are just a meme by weebcucks who can't handle a narrative that doesn't treat women like objects for them to chronically masturbate to. ND is based as fuck for BTFOing jizzbrains.

If it were a PlayStation exclusive it would be the greatest thing ever even if it looked like the switch version

Look m8. I just really hate weeb shit. Vast majority of weeb games are absolute trash and weebs just praise them for dumb reasons like waifus or some stupid shit

Having a little girl pet a giraffe doesn't suddenly make your Sad Dad zombie game suddenly good.

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You tell them! Those problematic shitlords.

>I automatically believe and parrot random people on twitter's opinions, beep boop

The Last of Us unironically has less QTEs and is more challenging than Astral Chain.

Sure but that's more a complaint about the ease of the ranking system, not the actual existence of one

Sounds like you have a personal problem.

So, it doesn't run at 30 fps?

This. TLOU is literally more of a game than Asscuck Shit, which is gaining up the ranks as the worst game of 2019.

It's literally a non-game.

but weeb games are objectively bad for the most part.

>n-n-nuuuu my nintendies can never be wrong! sub-30 fps action games with canned animations are fun! FUN!

>with canned animations
So that means a whole shitload of Sony and Microsoft games suck ass too.

Imagine being so lonely and porn addicted you buy a game for no other reason than it has tits in it.

>The Last of Us
>a game about few survivors
>and there will be even more as the protagonists of TLoU 2 are lesbians, aka no procreation
Humanity really is doomed.

>my opinions are fact!
Not how it works, pumpkin.

the mind of a console baby

>implying they dont
That's a whole other can of worms though and has nothing to do with the current discussion, which is shitting on nintentards and astral shitchain

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>implying PC games aren't filled with canned animations

Lesbians can reproduce, incel. And the Y-Chromosome is destined for extinction anyway.

>when you samefag so much that you start huffing your own farts
The only thing worse is doing it in multiple threads over a long period of time.

>violent left
do I need to quote you some FBI statistics on deaths from right-wing extremism

>count Islamic terrorism as "right wing"

>the current discussion is shitposting because we hate Nintendo's existence
At least you're honest about it.

how can you not see how cringey weeb games like persona are?

>almost all mass violence incidents have been perpetrated by right-wingers, to the point where ALL mass political violence in the US in 2018 was committed by far-righters
>head of Patriot Prayer was just arrested after being filmed planning and then carrying out a riot at a leftist gathering
>b-but the Violent Left are the ones projecting!

>no blue check mark
But this is good?

Don't even need to, actually. Regular right-wing extremism is neck-and-neck with the islamic variety.

it wasn't even about animation, it was about how in your mind for someone to say the game is bad he _has_ to be a console fanboy favoring a different company from yours

>made by Nintendo
What a fucking retard.

Yes, radical islamists are extreme conservatives and thus right-wing.

I can just feel the SEETHING through the screen

Its not like that suddenly makes 30fps action games with canned animations GOTYs, user. It is shitposting, but at the same time, it is also true

Actually, most Islamic groups are socialist. Especially those connected to Iran.

buy spiderman u fag

>this is what weebs consider to be good characters

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>Hashtagging the game and setting it as his pinned tweet.
>Doesn't even properly name the developer.
Dude's doing this on purpose so retards will harass him online and other retards will shower him with sympathy and clicks and probably a patreon fund at some point.

Let me guess, you were from the tube? That would explain some things.

Good thing most islamic terrorists who have acted in the US have been backed by Wahabbists from Saudi Arabia and not Iran!

how is that objective? i mean i agree persona is pretty cringe but just admit it's the waifu fags you're sick of if you've never actually played any nip games