Things you can say about your favorite video game but not your girlfriend

Buyers remorse

I remember it being smaller

Controls are responsive and easy to learn

Sonic the Hedgehog has not made his way into it

I can beat it

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I can enjoy it for free

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It's got a fat ass and shits all over my face and chest

"I'll be livestreaming me playing with it all night long."
"Can't wait to unlock new people to play with!"
"Beaten three times, probably going for a fourth."

it's still as much fun now as when i got it

it made me cum more than once

It exists

It's too hard

I started writing and reading romance fiction to simulate the experience. I've also spent around 500 dollars on custom girlfriend audios

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It didnt use me then leave me for another man
:(

Usually my Dad and I take turns

I didn’t beat it

The game cares about me

there is like 3 jokes in this thread.

I've beaten it about 12 times now.

has controllable rank

It's better with friends

Responds well to button presses.

I don't remember it being this long

$60 well spent

I don't mind it crashing all the time

Look out! Here comes the final boss.

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I can have sex in it.

it didn't lead me on for several years, ruin my life, and leave me wishing i was dead

it's 11 years old so it's a bit dated, but it's still worth it

THIS WORLD NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED

I can't believe they were dead the whole time

"Shit, this part's really got me by the balls."

It's over 18 years old

I have one

>Writing in word
Learn vim, faget